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How To Touch a Girl

A cheat forum's off-topic section once hosted a thread literally titled 'How To Touch a Girl.'

This page is mostly recovered site navigation and category listings from the Fkn0wned forum, an early-2010s gaming/cheat-scene community with sections for CS 1.6, COD, cheat databases, and general off-topic banter. The actual thread content didn't survive the archive, but its title alone captures the goofy, hormonal, off-topic energy typical of teenage forum culture that existed alongside the site's hacking and gaming focus. It's a small artifact of the 'General/Leechers Galore' off-topic boards where members joked around outside of cheat discussion.

VOTE FOR MY PHOTO IN THE COMPETITION

A member begged the forum's 'personal army' to mass-vote for their photo — three pages of it.

A thread in the Personal Army Requests subforum where a member asked others to vote for their photo in some outside competition, running long enough to hit a third page of replies. It's a classic example of the site's 'personal army' culture, where users leaned on the community for favors, votes, or brigading rather than technical help. The page itself is mostly navigation chrome, with little of the actual conversation preserved.

Best Torrent Site (2007)

Demonoid got blocked in Canada and the whole forum spiraled into a torrent-site free-for-all.

A casual Off-Topic thread from December 2007 where AKULA asks fellow members for torrent site recommendations after Demonoid became inaccessible from Canada. Replies pour in with the era's staple names — Mininova, TorrentReactor, IPTorrents, The Pirate Bay — plus a shoutout request for an Oink invite, capturing a very 2007 slice of internet life. Mostly good-natured, low-drama chatter typical of the General Discussion board, with staff and regulars alike chiming in with their favorites.

theres not a replacement for demonid... F— Famousss

using Miniova right now, looking for something better though anyone got a oink invite? ^^— banak

iptorrents.com fastest torrents out there— laptops

I Bring You.... (the thread that turned into a slap-fight)

A random 'I bring you...' post spirals into a 1K Club member telling someone to fuck off over a date mix-up.

This is the tail end of a multi-page General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned.com whose original topic has long been buried under bickering. By page 3, member 'haha.1' is furious at 'Paws' over some perceived slight tied to a January post, dropping a profanity-laced rant defending his '1K Club' status. Paws brushes it off, a couple of other members ('.Smurf' and staffer 'laptops') step in to tell everyone to cool it and take it to PMs, and a staff request to close the thread caps things off, followed by one last unrelated troll reply from 'Nur5'. Classic minor forum drama: petty, quickly moderated, and mostly forgotten except as a snapshot of the site's Off-Topic energy.

fuck off paws.. its fucking 4 january.. if u know nothing about me and the post i posted go look at 1k club members.. i learn my mistake u fucking cunt— haha.1

Watch it Haha.1. /Requesting topic to be closed.— laptops

lmfao, janejio worked for me..MWHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.— Nur5

I'm pretty sure this is not suppose to be like this

A forum glitch turned some poor user into a ghost — cue five posts of confused speculation and one glorious conspiracy theory.

A short December 2007 General Discussion thread where banak points out a display bug involving a mangled or blanked-out username/post, prompting a handful of members to react with confusion and mild amusement. Nobody takes it too seriously — Industry dismisses it as 'not a serious problem' and asks if it's already fixed. The thread closes out with Peski-Ruski's tongue-in-cheek theory that a vengeful admin once purged a hated user so thoroughly that even their name got erased from the database.

A probable explantion would be that an admin long ago hated the person who made those posts so much, he started deleting each one of them, when he realized there were just too many to delete he wiped off all the information of the person's account so that nobody would ever remember what the person was called.— Peski-Ruski

3 words...WHAT THE FUCK!?!?— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!

that looks... edited— [LiP]STicK.

Where is the best place to get a free iPod touch or iPhone.

A 2007 classic: can you actually get a free iPhone, or is it all just referral-scam vapor?

A member named l3m0nz asked where to score a free iPod touch or iPhone, kicking off a skeptical back-and-forth about referral/reward sites like Xpango. Regulars weighed in with varying degrees of cynicism, pointing out the hidden costs and endless referral requirements behind 'free' offers, while others cracked jokes about stealing one or just getting a job. Sammo's suggestion to fund it by selling private cheats instead is a small, telling snapshot of the forum's cheat-scene culture bleeding into everyday off-topic chat.

The only free way to get one is to steal one.— Sideways

I got an idea, make some hacks and sell them as pvt hacks.— sammo

The job center.— Riley

Legal Bud Site: Scam or Steal?

A supervisor finds a sketchy 'legal herb' site and the whole Off-Topic board weighs in on whether it's a scam, a headache, or just a reason to grow your own.

In this Off-Topic/General Discussion thread from late November 2007, a Supervisor member posts a link to an online 'legal bud' vendor, marveling at the low prices compared to street rates but noting the site won't take PayPal. Replies range from skepticism about shady shipping practices and 'too good to be true' scam warnings, to a member who claims to have tried a free sample and found it useless, to the classic forum suggestion of just growing your own. A staff member closes out the page with a one-liner. It's a low-stakes, jokey off-topic tangent typical of the board's looser corners, far from the site's cheat-database focus.

Good luck telling a cop it's legal.— Arcade

best way is to grow it,. haha— Us^T

try it > some random dudes word on a forum ill take my chances.— Goodapollo

San Andreas

A one-word thread title, a wholesome derail about flying missions, and a mod side-quest over 'the shit' vs 'that shit'.

A low-effort 'who likes San Andreas' thread in General Discussion that quickly turned into casual reminiscing about GTA: San Andreas — PS2 nostalgia, multiplayer roleplay mods, and someone admitting they quit the game because they couldn't handle the flying missions. A brief nitpicky exchange over grammar ('that shit' vs 'the shit') added some light comic relief before staff eventually closed the thread as spam.

"that shit" or "the shit"? There's a difference, you know..— ZarbonPRO

Since I can't fly in San Andreas, literally, I stopped playing it.— The Moose

TEH F!_!CKING SH!T xD— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!

Keyboard Commands aka Shortcuts

A copy-pasted Windows shortcut list turns into a thread about Alt+F4-ing someone's life

User l3m0nz dumped a giant, straight-off-the-internet list of Windows keyboard shortcuts (Start menu, copy/paste, Explorer navigation, accessibility toggles, Natural Keyboard keys, etc.) into General Discussion. Almost nobody cared about the actual shortcuts — the thread immediately derailed into regulars riffing on using ALT+F4 or SHIFT+DELETE to metaphorically end someone's life, capped off by a slur-laden joke exchange typical of the era's forum culture. A textbook low-effort filler post that became a minor in-joke thread instead of a useful reference.

I would like to be able to Alt + F4 somebody's life lol.— sammo

Ok, put it this way: Ctrl + A then, then Alt + F4. Select all then close their life lol— sammo

i want to Shift+Del someones life. haha— olie22

Evel Knievel died today :(

Fkn0wned pauses the cheat talk for a moment of silence over Evel Knievel.

A short, low-key tribute thread posted the day daredevil Evel Knievel died in November 2007. Goodapollo shared the news with a link to the SI/AP obituary, and a handful of regulars from Media Crew, Supervisor, and 1000 Club ranks dropped brief condolences. Nothing contentious — just a quiet, sincere moment of community reaction on an otherwise gaming-and-cheats focused board.

such a sweet dude, that really sucks.— Goodapollo

aww shit, RIP.— MostWanter

I liked him what a shame, but on his wiki page i think it said he was pretty much in debt.— Sammo

Call of Duty 4

Members argue over ranks, prestige, and PC vs. console bragging rights in a fresh CoD4 hype thread from '07.

A November 2007 General Discussion thread where WillowZ, freshly back online after a computer crash, gushes about picking up Call of Duty 4 and hitting rank 52. The thread turns into a casual back-and-forth about ranks, prestige mode, platform preference (360 vs PS3 vs PC), and the usual CS:S loyalists dismissing CoD4 entirely. Light, friendly banter typical of the era, with some good-natured ribbing over WillowZ's erratic capitalization.

Whats with all your random capital letters. Rofl— Shifty.

It's got nothing on CSS. No game does.— bobbafett07

Stop playing the 360 Move to the PC =] the grap...— jcomp6

How to Burn Copy-Protected DVDs (Battlefield 2)

A guy just wants to burn his Battlefield 2 disc, gets the full 2007 forum treatment

A low-key General Discussion thread from November 2007 where member jcomp6 asked how to get around copy protection to burn a backup of Battlefield 2. Replies ranged from genuinely helpful (decrypting the disc and using DVD Shrink) to the usual forum snark and jokes about torrents and sharing a friend's Alcohol 120% install. Nothing dramatic here, just a snapshot of everyday early-2010s (well, late-2007) forum life at fkn0wned — casual disc-burning help mixed with off-topic banter.

just wondering if someone to let me know how i could burn a game BattleField 2 but its copy writed could you let me know how to get round this— jcomp6

well it wud of been done by now lol— pyeman

Just decrypt it, then use dvd shrink to put it on disk.— Sammo

Dear Fkn Community (And Industry...hoe) — Traitor's Farewell-For-a-Few-Days Post

Member's PC dies, announces a two-day 'goodbye' to the forum, community reacts with a collective shrug.

A member going by 'Traitor' posted a dramatic-sounding farewell titled after computer troubles, explaining he'd be offline briefly while reformatting his PC and hunting down an old Windows XP disc. The tone was self-aware and joking rather than an actual departure, but the grand title didn't match the mundane reason, prompting a blunt 'so?' from a Supervisor. The thread is a tiny slice of everyday General Discussion chatter typical of the board — low stakes, lots of inside humor, and staff keeping a tight, no-nonsense grip on the section (as seen in the reopening notice from moderator Nerf).

gg windows, you win.— Traitor

so?— NoNamE!

I closed it for a reason it's bullshit, Got a problem with it please PM me I moderate this section and when I close something then it fucking stays closed— Nerf

tournament.com

A member wanted to buy a dead tournament site — the replies were the real punchline

In this February 2008 General Discussion thread, newer member jldrake asked if anyone remembered tournament.com and who built its old tournament-play software, hoping to track down the owners to buy the site. A few regulars, including Sammo and MONST3R, recalled using it back in the day and joked that the platform folded because it 'wouldn't make money.' The thread stayed short and lighthearted, with minitureman and staff member Industry riffing on the idea of a betting-style CS:S site failing to turn a profit.

I used it at the time, until they found out that the business wouldn't make money LOL.— Sammo

Start Tournament.com Run Tournament.com ???????? PROFIT!!— Industry

rofl a betting site for css and they cant make money lolz— minitureman

Is That Really Tux? — Forum Photo Guessing Game

A blurry photo, a guy named Tker, and half the forum arguing about who's actually in the picture.

A throwaway thread from November 2007 where a member posted a photo asking if it was forum regular 'Tux,' sparking a short back-and-forth about whether the image was legit. Several members chimed in with counter-photos and denials, with the consensus landing on 'none of the pictures of Tux are real.' Low-stakes, jokey off-topic chatter typical of the General Discussion board, with a staff member (Don Ruski) even weighing in to settle it.

None of the pictures of Tux are real..— lol

In no way is that Tux lol.— Don Ruski

wonder if hes fat.. or black— asshoel50

Great Virus

A student asks fkn0wned how to nuke his school's computers — and gets called a kiddie scripter for it

A member going by krakowwak opens this Off-Topic thread in late October 2007 asking about self-replicating viruses that fill up a hard drive, specifically wanting one that could work on locked-down school computers with the command prompt disabled. A handful of regulars chime in with the usual half-serious suggestions about batch files and converting them to executables, someone jokes about wiping system32 for fun, and it devolves into some mocking back-and-forth about 'kiddie scripters' versus the 'pros.' It's a pretty typical low-stakes GD thread from the era — mostly bravado and joking rather than anything technically deep.

use punctuation.— -Still Life-

Kiddie Scripters!— Renegade.MB

Yes, we know, explain us how the pro's do it— rnie

The Random Phone Number Prank Thread

A random phone number, a chorus of "I'll call it," and one mod who just wanted the whole thing to die.

A General Discussion thread built around someone posting a random phone number for members to prank call, in classic bored-forum fashion. Members riffed with 867-5309 jokes, pitched the idea of a coordinated prank-calling party over voice chat, and one user (Christobell) called out the pointlessness of posting random numbers when anyone could just Google a phone directory. It ends the way a lot of these threads did — with a staff member demanding it be closed and a note that the number was already dead.

Toby, can you haxor my ex girlfriend? 867-5309 Ask for Jenny— Goodapollo

LOL!!! we should do a phone prank And host it on a website so we can hear that— blackxthink

Someone close this piece of shit thread? Call the guy yourself am i fuck paying to hear some squeeky teenager pick up the phone just to hang up a few seconds later.— Scratch

Cool Pictures Thread

A bored gang of CS:S kids kill a school night posting Crysis screenshots, creepy contortionists, and 'wall hacking' ladies.

A casual off-topic thread in Fkn0wned.com's General Discussion where members shared random images — Crysis screenshots, oddball photos, and eventually some risqué picture posts — mostly to pass time out of boredom, with several posters explicitly noting they were bored or procrastinating on schoolwork/other tasks. Regulars like Shifty (a Co-Manager) and Goodapollo dropped in alongside lower-ranked members, giving it a laid-back, low-stakes community hangout feel typical of early cheat-scene forum culture. By page two the thread had drifted toward comments on posted photos of women, drawing a cheeky remark from a banned member.

POST SOME, I WANNA SEE EPIC PICTURES— hunterbrute224

All the Ladies that are posted on here are pretty damn Amazing o_o Specially the wall hacking one.— sanjuro3456

lol took a while for people to post— hunterbrute224

1.6 and CSS Gunsounds

A random IM argument about whether CS 1.6 and CSS share gun sounds gets dragged to the forum for a verdict

A member named Renegade.MB posted a pasted chat log between two people (M4RC and Semper) arguing over whether Counter-Strike: Source's weapon and footstep sounds are identical to Counter-Strike 1.6's, spiraling into a petty back-and-forth capped by escalating 'FAIL' spam. Renegade brought the debate to Fkn0wned's General Discussion for the community to weigh in. It's a small, silly slice of mid-2000s off-topic forum culture — low stakes, high snark.

the only difference is graphiccs— Semper

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL— Semper

we will ask the people on fkn0wned— M4RC

Why Everyone Was Obsessed with RapidShare Premium (2007)

A guy admits he never got the RapidShare premium hype — and the forum patiently explains why everyone was obsessed with it

A member named minitureman asks a genuinely basic question: why do people pay for RapidShare premium accounts when most stuff isn't hosted there anyway? A few regulars (mystical1, HaSh, Arcade, Wingboy) chime in with explanations about unlimited downloads and warez being split across dozens of RapidShare links. The thread drifts into a friendly side-tangent between minitureman and laptops (of the '1000 Club') about post-count grinding and getting minitureman known on the forum. Low-stakes, wholesome 2007 off-topic chatter typical of the era's file-sharing culture.

Its because most warez are hosted on rapidshare, but all the games have like 30 links or more so instead of waiting 3 hours inbetween each dl you can dl them all at once.— HaSh

remmember on steam, i met you, then i told you to get posting. and then you did, and now your pretty much known— laptops

pay $10 for 1k club, and you get em down there, thanks 2 me!!!!— laptops

"Can Someone Hack This IP For Me?" — Classic Naive Hacking Request

A member asks the forum to hack someone's PC using just an IP — and gets shut down (and mocked) in real time.

A member with an IP address but no real technical know-how asks the General Discussion board how to break into someone's computer without sending a file or keylogging. Another poster jumps in with some vague technical-sounding jargon, then immediately backpedals, refusing to actually do it and joking about avoiding federal prison. The thread drifts into lighthearted mockery, a YouTube tutorial recommendation, and a random telnet aside before fizzling out — a pretty typical 'noob asks for hacks' thread from the era.

Im not going to Federal Prison. k— hunterbrute224

there are tons of video tutorials on hacking...some funny and informative ones on youtube...jus search "thebroken"— pgar23

heard there was a way using telnet— olie22

LoL at this kid

A staffer's forgotten MSN contact panics that he might get 'hacked' — and it's screenshotted for the whole forum to laugh at.

Staff member miLLer posts a copy-pasted MSN Messenger conversation with a random kid who had a wildly decorated display name and turned out to be scared of getting hacked once he realized he was talking to someone from Fkn0wned. The thread is a classic 'lol at this kid' post typical of the era's forum humor, poking fun at the naive user's paranoia and elaborate MSN nickname. It's a short, casual off-topic post rather than any real event, but it captures the site's mocking, in-group banter culture and the MSN/early internet flavor of the time.

who are you?— נσяєℓ

but dont bitch me... i hav to block u homie... coz u might hack me— נσяєℓ

LoL— miLLer

oh shit (the blunt-video-on-Facebook thread)

A friend's mom found the weed video on Facebook, and the whole forum showed up to laugh about it.

A December 2007 General Discussion thread started by supervisor HaSh recounting how a friend got busted after their mom commented on a Facebook video of them smoking. The thread quickly turns into a casual pile-on of jokes, sympathy, and 'milf sensor' one-liners from a mix of regulars and staff. It's a low-stakes, purely social thread capturing the everyday off-topic banter of the community rather than any drama or cheat-scene business.

so now my friend is fucked.— HaSh

way to go nig n0g.— Goodapollo

Eheh, my milf sensor is working up now.— F Exodus

Life Owner :D, o m g!?

A guy who "mite have been alittle high" tries to explain some old ILOVEYOU-style virus myth to a very unimpressed thread

CoryZ opens a rambling, half-baked post about a supposed old virus ('Life Owner') spread via a fake PowerPoint file that attacked Yahoo, MSN, and AOL, admitting upfront he was 'alittle high' while reading about it. The rest of the thread is mostly other members confused or mocking him, concluding he's 'still stoned.' It closes with a latecomer noting the virus story was old news (recalling a chain email about it years prior) before a moderator shuts the thread down as simply 'stupid.'

i mite have been alittle high, but i knew what i was talking about.— CoryZ

i think he's still stoned— jcomp6

It was a badass virus, but it is no more. R.I.P uber virus.— Seaking

DimeBag Darrel

A bored forum member googles a signature line and drops the full, grim story of Dimebag Darrell's onstage murder

Started when user 'DimeBag Darrel' saw the name in someone's forum signature, googled it, and pasted a detailed account of the 2004 onstage shooting death of Pantera/Damageplan guitarist Dimebag Darrell Abbott. A handful of members reacted with mild surprise, RIP messages, and one dry 'lol you're so bored' comment. It's a quiet, low-drama thread typical of the Off-Topic/General Discussion board — random real-world trivia shared and briefly discussed among regulars and staff.

i was looking at lipsticks sig and went and googled it just goes to show you that you never know when you will die...— DimeBag Darrel

Lol you are so very bored, but interesting article, nevertheless very random.— Peski-Ruski

Dimebag had alot of enemies.. Rip D.B.D.— Royalz

What's Your Mobile Number Add Up To?

A random digit-sum game from Christmas week 2007, and half the thread is just people laughing at how sketchy the title sounded.

A throwaway numerology-style time-killer thread posted two days before Christmas 2007: add up the digits of your mobile number and see who gets the highest total. Members played along with quick one-line replies, and a running joke formed about how the thread title ('what's your mobile/cell number') looked dodgy or scammy sitting in the forum index before people clicked in and realized it was harmless fun. A mix of regular members and at least one staffer (mr.N0Nam3) and a Co-Manager (Shifty) dropped in, giving it that laid-back, low-stakes Off-Topic vibe typical of the General Discussion board.

lol i saw this thread out in the index an it said "Whats your mobile/cell number" and i was like LOL but really.— mr.N0Nam3

yer i saw that too after i posted it and thought, "shit!" lol it looked a bot dodgy but hey ho— Famousss

23..cuz im just a slut/pimp like that!— Industry

Is this weird or lame to collect. (energy drink cans)

One guy's 23-can energy drink collection featuring the legendary 'Communist Russian Monster' can

A Fkn0wned member named Jerry_Seinfeld asks the General Discussion board whether collecting energy drink cans is weird, spotlighting a prized find he dubbed the 'Communist Russian Monster' can with a hammer-and-sickle design. A few members chime in supportively, one asking where to find the can, another bringing up a knockoff Red Bull tangent, and the thread drifts into casual chat about energy drinks and bootleg brands. It's a small, low-stakes slice-of-life thread typical of the forum's off-topic side — mundane hobby talk rather than cheat-scene drama.

It's made by monster and its energy drink with a splash of Java, it's quite good.— Jerry_Seinfeld

ppl collect things WAAAAY weird-er than that bro..I think its kinda cool.— UserID_7588

isn't there a fake redbull called like columbian or something?— Marc347

Avatar-WAR

A guy asks whose forum avatar reigns supreme, and it spirals into three days of low-grade flaming, ego bruising, and a Shifty. cameo.

Started by member 'mad tag' on Nov 6, 2007 as a lighthearted 'whose avatar is best' contest, the thread quickly derailed into bickering over custom vs. default avatars, some digs at post-count/donator status ('1K club'), and a running side-spat between mad tag and Industry that dragged in Shifty., laptops, Peski-Ruski and others. It limped along for a week with people occasionally posting new avatars (asshoel50's got singled out as a favorite) while others openly mocked how far off-topic and downhill the thread had gone. Classic filler-thread energy: no real drama payoff, just a snapshot of forum banter and pecking order over cosmetic clout.

Suck my white cock Laptops.— Shifty.

pshhh, this thread has only gone downhill— Industry

Roflmao this thread is hilarious— prefeK

Whats your click to pay site?

A guy asking for PTC site recommendations accidentally drops his referral link and gets side-eyed by a Supervisor

A member shares his modest earnings from a pay-per-click site and asks others what they use, tucking his own referral link into the post. Other members chime in with mixed results and their own site suggestions, before Supervisor Don Ruski calls out the referral link as a thinly-veiled ad and issues a warning without deleting the thread. A minor back-and-forth follows about fairness and whether other similar threads got the same treatment, ending in a shrug and someone plugging their signature instead.

This is a different way of simply throwing your refferal link in the thread content and leaving it like that. I'll let it go this time but let this be a warning to every one else too.— Don Ruski

i have seen ppl purposely create a thread like this for refs but i have seen no warnings for them?— UserID_7588

Click on my sig— blacknight00

Stupid Fucking Friendd (the stolen Daytona watch thread)

A staffer's friend's friend jacked a $5,000 NASCAR watch from a car — and then just... broke it.

Staff member HaSh recounts a secondhand story about a friend who ended up with a supposedly $5,000+ Daytona-winner NASCAR watch (allegedly stolen from a car by another friend), only for it to get broken within a few weeks. The thread is short, casual General Discussion filler — a handful of replies mixing dry laughs, mock moral judgment, and practical 'shoulda sold it' commentary. Nothing dramatic happens; it's a quick snapshot of the forum's laid-back, joking off-topic banter typical of the era.

tell him to return it, the person prolly was very sad it got stolen....— CoryZ

wow i wouldnt even wear it id turn around and sell it.. once it cooled off that is— dainbramaged

yea, your dumbass friend shoulda sold it off the bat...— Industry

Defragmentation.

A newbie asks 'wtf does defragmenting do' and the forum's amateur IT department shows up in full force.

A December 2007 thread in General Discussion where a member asked what disk defragmentation actually does and whether it would free up hard drive space. Regulars chimed in with competing explanations — some insisting it frees space, others correcting that it just reorganizes files for speed — with the requisite jokes about deleting porn to save room. Ends in classic forum fashion with someone quoting a since-edited insult and telling everyone to stop flaming.

Delete some pr0n— Peski-Ruski

defragmentation doesnt free up disk space.. it sorts out your files on your harddisk making things run a lil faster.— Paws

You're a retard; kill yourself.— frames2000

Comparison: Help Me Decide! - Which Chick Is Hotter?

A dead-simple 'dress girl vs swimsuit girl' poll turns into a mini soap opera about whose girlfriend is a 'bitch when she fights.'

A late-page continuation of an old General Discussion poll thread asking members to vote on which of two women pictured was hotter, with Swimsuit Girl dominating the vote overwhelmingly. The tail end of the thread drifts into some light ribbing between members about one poster's girlfriend, with a staff member jokingly asking for more pictures. Classic low-stakes off-topic filler content typical of the board's General Discussion section, later archived with visible signs that some participants (TheLoneMan, ri0t) had since been banned.

you know, ur g/f is pretty hot..ur a lucky sumbitch— Industry

She definitely is, for sure. But I pay my price for it... she's a fucking BITCH when she gets in a fight.— TheLoneMan

Can I get more pics of the dress girl :]?— Arcade

dclxvi's New Picture Thread

A staff member posts a new pic and the whole board pounces on the haircut.

A short, lighthearted General Discussion thread from November 2007 where user blackxthink posts a staff image of member 'dclxvi' and jokes about it. A handful of regulars and staff (Blaqk, NutterNZ, tKeR) chime in with quick reactions, including NutterNZ confirming a photo of himself was genuine. It's a casual, low-stakes exchange typical of forum photo threads at the time.

AHAHAHA! omfg— blackxthink

LOL! nice haircut 1980's— blackxthink

The one of me is seriously me this time.— NutterNZ

Nero 8 Burning Troubles

A staff member begs for help burning an .avi to DVD and nearly loses his mind (and his CD key) in the process

A short, mundane tech-support thread from the General Discussion board where staff member PaRaNoID (SyKoTiK HaCkEr) vents frustration trying to burn an .avi movie file to DVD-RW using Nero 8, downloaded from the site days earlier. Fellow member olie22 offers a basic walkthrough while accidentally admitting his own Nero CD key got banned mid-post, prompting a chorus of members ribbing 'paranoid' for needing help. jcomp6 chimes in offering to find a disc but comes up empty. A slice of everyday low-stakes forum life rather than any major drama.

ive downloaded nero 8 off fkn owned about 3 days ago and ihavnt got a clue how to burn a movie(.avi) onto dvd-rw using nero im so close to smashing my pc— PaRaNoID

awww fuck my CD key has been banned well anyway— olie22

(lol paranoid) (lol Paranoid) (lol paranoid) (lol paranoid)

Visual Basic thoughts?

A 2007 coder's corner debate: is VB6 a real hacking tool or just fake-login toy code?

A new member named Klud opens a casual discussion on Fkn0wned's General Discussion board asking what people think of Visual Basic, noting its use for quick fake logins and trojans but doubting its legitimacy for 'good hacks.' Crew member miLLer chimes in defending VB for building crackers and tools quickly, while longtime poster minitureman admits he'd use it for anything if he weren't too lazy without payment. It's a small, laid-back exchange typical of the forum's tech/cheat-scene culture rather than any major event.

I find it's a decent program to play around on make fake logins and throw a trojan in, but it isn't for good hacks really.— Klud

I like it, i build crackers/tools with it, since you can build a decent app in roughly 10 minutes— miLLer

i would do everything u can with vb the only thing is i am so lazy so i cba to do things that make me think unless i get paid— minitureman

Worst Injury

Curling irons, cabinet handles, and soccer studs — Fkn0wned members swap scar stories in the off-topic pit

A casual off-topic thread in General Discussion where members traded personal stories about their worst physical injuries. It's a low-key, meandering multi-page chat typical of the section, mixing childhood accident anecdotes (a curling-iron burn, a jammed cabinet handle) with sports injuries (a soccer studs gash) and a handful of posts that were just spoiler-tagged 'hidden content' with no real substance. Nothing dramatic happened here — just regulars killing time and one-upping each other's gnarly stories.

Clamped my arm for MAX damage.— sanjuro3456

went for the ball and keeper came out studs first and it dug into my leg, made a big hole but didn't break a bone.— Futerix

why am I not able to see the hidden content omg it's a bit annoying— LoRd Ragealot

Vundo Trojan Help Thread (2007 Antivirus Shootout)

A noob's system32 Vundo infection turns into a 2007 antivirus shootout — AVG vs Nod32 vs Avast vs Kapersky, plus one guy suggesting you edit boot.ini

A member with the handle UNDERTOW posts asking for help removing a Trojan.Vundo infection lurking in system32. The thread quickly fills with the usual mid-2000s tech-support chorus of forum members throwing out antivirus brand recommendations (AVG, Nod32, Avast, Kaspersky), safe-mode scanning suggestions, and at least one dubious boot.ini fix, before someone just tells him to back up his files and reformat. A small, mundane but very period-accurate slice of forum life on Fkn0wned's General Discussion board.

Trojan. Vundo... in system 32... i scanned and i cant kill it... help me!!— UNDERTOW

Just backup you're important stuff and reforma...— Shifty.

AVAST FTW www.avast.com antivirus— thesource

sto0ka's ShooooP

One member's swap-meet post-listing Steam accounts, game keys, and a set of rules that included 'I'm more sexy than u.'

A Market Place listing thread where user sto0ka advertised a handful of old Steam accounts, some game CD keys, a Rapidshare account, and a Cabal Online account for trade or sale, mainly looking for a Guild Wars account or PayPal cash. The post came with a numbered list of personal trading rules, one of which was mocked by another member in the only reply. It's a small, typical snapshot of the forum's Market Place culture circa March 2010.

Im not trading/selling to GAY's.— sto0ka

Im more sexy than u.— sto0ka

I disagree to rule 5 =D— zanderdanmark

Naive Member Offers Steam Account for Nonexistent 'PayPal Hack'

A member wanted a 'free PayPal hack' and offered up his Steam account and a co-leader spot in return — the forum shut him down in three replies.

A low-post-count member named paul985 posted in the Market Place asking for a supposed 'PayPal hack' that would generate free money, offering his Steam account and a co-leadership role in a clan he planned to build as payment. He almost immediately realized he hadn't met the 100-post minimum required to post in the Market Place and asked for the thread to be locked. Two more senior members, misterfopje and Kimmi, chimed in mainly to clarify that no such 'PayPal hack' exists, with Kimmi vaguely suggesting logging as an alternative. The thread is a quick, mildly amusing snapshot of naive newbie requests and the community's blunt reality-checks.

I am looking for some free paypal money. If anyone could give me a paypal hack with proof that it works, I will give them my steam acct.— paul985

I already can tell you, that a paypal hack doesn't exist..— misterfopje

A paypal hack doesn't exist, you can try logging them though.— Kimmi

Porn Accounts Sale — Brazzers/RealityKings/BangBros bulk seller thread

One member turned dead porn logins into a whole side hustle, complete with a two-week 'warranty' and vouches.

A Market Place listing from member 3voLuT1oN advertising bulk access accounts for Brazzers, RealityKings, WatchMyGF, BangBros, and other adult sites, priced via MSN contact rather than posted openly. The seller offered a limited replacement guarantee for accounts that got banned/expired but explicitly ruled out refunds. A couple of regulars (Th3Knif3r, Niceboy233) chimed in with quick vouches confirming smooth trades, and other members asked about trading Steam accounts or specific site access before the thread trailed off with a bump and a lighthearted 'i want pornzor' reply.

Awesome, trade went smooth and he gave me +1 account :D He has my Vouch— Th3Knif3r

Big vouch for this guy! No problems at all. Will do business again :)— Niceboy233

woohoo. added i want pornzor!— cixxa

Want to Buy Something for $5

A guy accidentally paypal'd himself $5 and the marketplace tried to auction off everything from crypters to... other services.

Silent82 posted a lighthearted Market Place thread asking for offers on how to spend a stray $5 sitting in an unverified PayPal account he couldn't transfer back. Responses ranged from joke offers to a genuine suggestion to buy a FUD crypter, with Silent82 asking about antivirus detection rates. The thread is a small, goofy snapshot of the forum's Market Place culture, mixing crude humor with cheat-scene shoptalk.

e-Blow Job $4.99— XpliciteR

vid of me having a wank, priceless— -Alex

this shit will make you as straight as a banana,— -Alex

Pass Dump #2 - XXX Passwords Bump Thread

A years-long RapidShare 'pass dump' thread that outlived the site's own rebrand from Gametration to Fkn0wned

This was a long-running thread in the 18+ 'XXX Passwords' subforum under Porn Paradise, where a member called Saintscrumpy posted a RapidShare link asking others to support it, and dozens of members simply replied with quick one-word thanks ('ty', 'unhide', 'thanks') to bump or unlock the content. The thread ran from October 2007 into January 2008, spanning multiple pages, and the same content and reply pattern appears twice in the archive under two different site identities (Gametration.com and Fkn0wned.com), reflecting the forum's rebrand over time. It's less a discussion than a ritualized bump-thread typical of file-sharing culture on cheat/gaming forums of the era, with an assortment of low-post-count 'Noob' and 'Trained Noob' accounts cycling through.

All I Ask In Return Is Please Support Me By Downloading This File On A Non-Paid RapidShare Account— Saintscrumpy

erm let me see!— mad tag

fkn lol— got_hax_but_dont_know_shit

Huge Pass List Xtreme

One member dumps a mega file of adult-site logins, and a full page of 'thanks bro' rolls in

A thread in the 18+ 'Porn Paradise' subforum where user laptops posted a large downloadable file claiming to contain a big list of adult-site logins, too large to paste inline. The rest of the page is the classic reply pattern of that era's warez/pass-list threads: dozens of low-effort 'thanks', 'ty', 'thx' replies from members hoping the list still worked, plus a couple of members asking whether the passes were still valid or requesting to 'unhide' the content. Mostly a snapshot of forum culture and member turnout rather than any real discussion or drama.

do they work?— greggiethegreat

always count on ya laptops— junit5000

let me see!!— averoez

Dec 18. MiX — XXX Passwords Thread

Page 7-8 of the forum's raunchiest, most-bumped thread: nothing but 'thanks' and 'unhide' for months on end.

This was a long-running thread in the 18+ 'Porn Paradise' section, where members replied over and over asking to unhide or thanking whoever posted the original content in 'Dec 18. MiX'. By the time this page was archived it had run to 7-8 pages and pulled in dozens of members, mostly one-line 'ty'/'thanks'/'unhide' replies typical of password/link-sharing threads. Notable mostly for showing the sheer volume of low-effort bump replies and for a cameo from a site co-founder/retired admin still lurking the NSFW section years into the forum's life.

lick yer bawls— DoubleVision

lemme look at that pr0n— Barmoen

thank you sir— coucoul

XXX Passwords: Afteryou's Login Dump

A wall of 'ty', 'unhide', and one guy publicly declaring his love for Afteryou — the XXX Passwords section in a nutshell.

This was a thread in the age-gated 'Porn Paradise' section where user Afteryou dropped a batch of adult site logins for other members to use. The replies are the typical drive-by pattern for this kind of thread: dozens of members posting quick thanks, 'unhide' requests, or one-word acknowledgments just to see the hidden content. It's less a discussion than a transaction log, but it captures the everyday churn of a mid-2000s cheat/warez forum's seedier corner, complete with regulars, CS clan tags, and Xfire handles in signatures.

I love afteryou ^^— bluebirdie11

is there lots of passwords?— Rogue

I wont bite if you donate, promise. =)— The Moose

Bigassadventures.com - 40+ Cracked Logins Thread

TuxifieD, the site's own owner, drops 40+ 'freshly cracked' porn logins and the regulars line up to say thanks.

A classic XXX Passwords board thread from August 2007, started by site founder/owner TuxifieD sharing a batch of cracked logins for a porn site, claiming he cracked them himself. The thread ran for 7 pages over about six weeks, filling almost entirely with one-word 'thanks' replies (ty, thx, nice, unhide) from dozens of members as they cycled through the credentials. It's a good snapshot of the low-effort bump culture typical of this section, with members ranked by their goofy custom titles (Trained Noob, You can call me god, Charles Manson, Owned By A Teddybear Bitch) rather than anything they said.

These are all cracked by me, so they actually work right now lol.— TuxifieD

nice tux, gr8 share— Paws

Got owned by a kid.— ofactor1

Small Pass Dump - XXX Passwords

A four-page pile-on of 'thanks bro' as the whole forum queues up for a 2007 porn-site pass dump.

A member kicked off a thread in the Porn Paradise > XXX Passwords section sharing a batch of adult-site login credentials ('small but good'), and the rest of the thread is essentially dozens of members replying with one-liners like 'ty', 'unhide', 'thanks', and 'ftw' to unlock hidden content. It's a classic mid-2000s forum ritual thread with almost no discussion, just a long scroll of drive-by thank-you posts from regulars and one-post noobs alike, spanning October to December 2007. Notable mostly for its sheer length and the site's 'we moderate your fun' R18-gated culture rather than any actual drama.

Hi kiddies, this section is rated R18. Do not come in here unless you are over 18 years old or your parents don't care about your bad habbits.

what does it do imma nub!— KeNShiNN

thxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx— killajatt510

16 Sites Mix ALL HIGH QUALITY (Porn Paradise password thread, 2007)

A 16-page parade of 'ty' and 'unhide' posts in Fkn0wned's XXX Passwords vault, circa 2007.

This was a long-running thread in the Porn Paradise > XXX Passwords subforum, posted by member KZA in August 2007, sharing a mix of login access to adult sites (with proxy access mentioned in the title). The thread stretched to at least 16 pages and ran from August through October 2007, with dozens of members dropping brief one-line replies to thank the poster or ask to 'unhide' the hidden content. It's a snapshot of the era's forum economy where access to hidden posts required replying, and the R18 gate message set the tone for the section. No real drama here, just the routine hum of a cheat-scene forum's adults-only corner.

unhide!— sorbazz

Unhide please=]— trance144

wow sounds good, thanks a bunch man— xxxb2

Christmas Day XXX Passwords Drop

A Christmas Day password dump in the R18 pit that turned into a 6-page 'thanks' parade.

A holiday-timed post in the 18+ 'XXX Passwords' subforum where the original poster shared adult site access, prompting a long chain of one-word 'thanks/thx/tight' replies from members over the following hours. The thread stretched to six pages, showing how these password-sharing threads served as easy, low-effort community currency around the holidays. Regulars from across the site's game sections (CS 1.6, CS:S, WoW, BF2, COD:2) popped in just to bump their post count and show appreciation, giving a snapshot of the forum's mixed cheat/gaming/porn culture typical of mid-2000s underground boards.

OMFG. Thanks! Unlock.— Authentic X

SOO WOOO— truce07

Wow.— somebody

Big XXX Mix

Old-school forum ritual: post a login, get buried in a hundred one-word 'thx' replies.

A long-running thread in the age-gated 'Porn Paradise' section where user KZA (a [FkN] Database Admin) started a mega-thread of adult site access shared with the community. The bulk of the thread's dozens of pages are one- or two-word replies from members ('ty', 'thx', 'unhide', 'ty!!!') simply acknowledging or unlocking the hidden post content, a very typical pattern for these late-2000s cheat/gaming forums that also ran seedy side-sections. Little discussion or drama here — it's mostly a roll call of low-post-count members and a few staff-tier veterans passing through.

hope these work— th3robsta

thxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx— prince43

finger lickin chicken— Zanco