fkn0wned archive

[RS.com] Michael Jackson - This Is It (2009) — NIX's RapidShare Upload

A dead RapidShare link for MJ's swan-song documentary, now just a fossil in the Bot Trashcan.

A quick warez-sharing post by NIX offering the Michael Jackson documentary 'This Is It' (2009) split across six RapidShare links, posted the same week the film hit theaters. A handful of members thanked NIX or asked to unhide the links, but by late November the automated LinkCheckerBot flagged the RapidShare files as dead and the topic got auto-deleted, landing it in the 'Old Warez - Bot Trashcan' where it now sits as an archival relic.

yay i really need to see this documentary xD— Yunyun

Dead links found !! Topic Deleted!!!— LinkCheckerBot

Mic + Music? - Fkn0wned.com Off-Topic Support

One guy's mic wouldn't pick up his tunes — the internet's least dramatic tech support thread ever

A small, quiet Off-Topic Support thread from 2008 where member Snakeyes_GT asked for help routing speaker audio into his microphone input so he could stream music alongside voice chat. Jerry_Seinfeld replied two weeks later with a vague half-memory of a program that could do it, but couldn't recall the name and suggested torrent sites or a 'geek website' instead. No resolution, no drama — just a low-traffic, everyday tech-support exchange typical of the forum's Support subforum.

Any programmes to convert audiocard output into input? Any tips?— Snakeyes_GT

sorry I can't be more help, what you can also do is go to a geek website for tech support.— Jerry_Seinfeld

Noob Asks How to Deface a Website, Gets One-Word Dismissal

A brand-new noob waltzes into Support asking straight up how to deface a site — gets one word back.

A freshly registered member (7 posts) posts a bare-bones request in the Support subforum asking for a tutorial on defacing a specific external website. The thread gets a single dismissive one-word reply and dies there, never developing into any real discussion or guide. It's a small, quintessential snapshot of the low-effort 'skid' requests that populated cheat-scene forum Support sections.

Can anybody tell me how to deface this website along with a tutorial? Thank you very very very much!— MajorClucker

lol— nullvoid

Ashampoo WinOptimizer 2010 Warez Drop

Just a 2009-era PC cleanup tool dumped to Hotfile/Rapidshare — with two guys quietly saying thanks and moving on.

A short-lived post in the site's Warez section sharing a cracked/repackaged copy of Ashampoo WinOptimizer 2010, complete with a marketing-style feature rundown and Hotfile/Rapidshare download mirrors. The thread got only two brief replies, both just thanking the poster — a typical low-drama warez drop rather than a discussion. The page also preserves the era's forum furniture: a public 'steam and rapidshare giveaway' banner and the full old board directory (Boots Keys Discussion, Black Market, Red Light District, etc.), giving a good snapshot of the site's structure and culture at the time.

thanks will use this on my older machine— marz

thanks— mutantcookie

Mega-Thread: Naughty Office

Page six of a years-long content-dump megathread in the forum's adults-only corner

This was the tail end (page 6 of 6) of a long-running megathread in the 'Porn Paradise' section of Fkn0wned.com, a mid-2000s gaming/cheat-scene forum. By this point the thread had devolved into low-effort one-line 'thanks'/'ty' bump posts from low-post-count noob members, typical of how these image/video megathreads petered out over time. Nothing dramatic happens here — it's just the quiet, everyday churn of a niche adult-content thread winding down.

thanks— decian420

ty— shyne

Mega-Thread: Naughty America - HouseWife 1on1 (page 7 of 7)

The tail end of a long-running porn megathread — mostly 'ty' and 'unhide' posts closing out the reel

This is the final page of a lengthy megathread in the Porn Paradise > Images/Videos > Megathreads section, sharing content branded 'Naughty America - HouseWife 1on1.' By page seven the thread has devolved into the usual megathread ritual: drive-by thank-you posts and 'unhide' replies from members trying to reveal hidden content, with little other discussion. It's a small, unremarkable snapshot of the adult content sub-forum's day-to-day traffic rather than any notable event or drama.

thanks alot— theregiment

unhide— Vonvoti

Porn Paradise content-dump thread

A wall of hidden-content porn links from one prolific poster, gated behind a single reply — classic early-2010s warez-forum hustle.

This was a low-effort content-dump thread in the 18+ Amateur subforum of Fkn0wned's 'Porn Paradise' section, where a member named langtu177 repeatedly posted thumbnail images, file specs, and hidden download links (unlockable only by replying) for a long string of amateur and adult clips. A couple of other members dropped in briefly to bump the thread or ask for the content to be unhidden. It's a pretty unremarkable example of the mass-posting-for-reply-count behavior common on these old adult sections, with no real discussion or drama attached.

unhide— xivios

awsome— Historical

Snoop Dogg 'Doggystyle' Porn Version Link Drop

A raunchy Snoop Dogg link-drop that somehow survived in the Porn Paradise archive.

A short, single-post thread in the forum's Red Light District / Porn Paradise section where longtime member conTagious shared a direct download link claiming to be a pornographic version of Snoop Dogg's 'Doggystyle.' The page also carried a sitewide banner advertising the forum's public give-away section, where steam accounts and rapidshare goodies were handed out to active members. Classic low-effort late-2000s/early-2010s warez-board filler post, more notable for capturing the site's general vibe than for any real drama.

SNOOP DOGG and crew in Doggystyle, PORNO VERSION!!!— conTagious

Public Give Aways! Give away section now open for everyone!! Random steam and rapidshare give aways all day!!

PS3 vs 360 CoD banter thread

One guy bragged about a 40-win-streak on PS3 CoD... and got told to buy a 360 for it.

A short, low-stakes CoD4/MW2 console thread where ABACABB bragged about a 40-win streak on PS3 and dropped his gamertag looking for people to add. A couple members chimed in with their own PS3 tags, but it ends with FkN Crew regular vermiLLion clowning the PS3 crowd and telling them to switch to Xbox 360. Classic console-war banter, nothing more.

i own foes in cod yo ps3 you got dis shit? i got a 40 win streak on dat mof fucka— ABACABB

Quit being so mouthy. Quit being a pussy on your gaystation and buy a 360.— vermiLLion

Porn Paradise Megathread: My First Sex Teacher (page 13 tail-end)

The tail end of a 13-page adult megathread — mostly guys saying 'ty' and asking for unhides

This is the final page of a long-running 'megathread' in the Porn Paradise section, part of a series of image/video dump threads typical of mid-2000s gaming forums. By page 13 the thread has devolved into a stream of one-line replies from members thanking the poster, requesting reposts ('unhide'), or asking for more content — showing how these threads functioned as community rituals rather than real discussion. Posters range from brand-new 'Noobs' with a single post to established members with hundreds, reflecting the forum's mixed audience of CS 1.6/CS:S players who also hung out in the NSFW subforum.

(deep voice) OH...YEAH...— Greatness

Wanna see some MILF. Thnx— korjan

Music using ONLY sounds from Windows XP and 98!

A VIP shares that ancient nostalgia bomb of a track made entirely from Windows error dings and startup chimes.

A quick, low-key post in Entertainment Discussion where longtime VIP member Fopje shared a novelty music video built entirely from Windows XP and 98 system sounds, admitting it was already old news by 2011 but still enjoyable. Only one reply came in, from member Stroop, calling it 'epic'. A small, quiet corner of the forum's off-topic culture rather than a major event.

It's old as fuck but I still like it xD— [VIP] Fopje

Lol that's epic :D— Stroop

Going To Buy a New Phone, Which One?

An old-school phone shopping thread — S3 vs S4, contract pricing, and a Dazed and Confused quote in someone's signature.

A General Discussion thread where a member weighs buying a new smartphone, asking fellow forum-goers for advice between the Samsung Galaxy S3 and S4 and how much storage they'd need. Another member, Baton (a VIP-ranked regular with over 1,500 posts), chimes in with real-world pricing details from a 2-year contract purchase. Pretty mundane, everyday tech-shopping chatter typical of the forum's General section, with Baton's signature quote adding some personality.

The prices I listed (which were $50 and $200 respectively) are the prices for when buying the phones with a new 2-year contract.— Baton

that's what I like about these high school girls, man; I get older, they stay the same age.— Baton

Electric | $1 Raffle Thread

A buck a ticket, a chance at 'electric' — classic Fkn0wned raffle-era chatter.

This page preserves a single reply in a $1 raffle thread from the Raffles section of the Fkn0wned forum, dated January 2014. The visible post is largely a member's signature/shop advertisement (offering logs and accounts) padded out with a string of copy-pasted vouch comments attesting to smooth, fast transactions. Little remains of the actual raffle discussion itself, but the fragment captures the site's typical mix of small-stakes raffles, shop plugs, and vouch culture.

Vouch for Anonymous, he is legit as they come.

Got the account withen a minute after paying, there all working and very cheap netflix account!

Alertpay to Paypal Currency Exchange Thread

A little corner of the old market board where members swapped payment currencies and traded game accounts — with the vouch spam to prove it

A short thread in the Gaming Market/General trading area of Fkn0wned where a member named Kubenos offered currency exchange services (Alertpay to Paypal) and posted a long list of vouches for account trades, mostly Battlefield 3 accounts. Another regular, Roykiller, dropped in with a one-word jab, prompting Kubenos to call him out for 'spamming in my topic.' The thread also carried a string of adf.ly link-shortener spam, typical of the era's forum monetization hustle.

Lol wtf man ? you spamming in my topic.— Kubenos

Lol— Roykiller

Like, Comment and Subscribe Plss

Just another day of forum members grinding out YouTube favors for each other in the Personal Army Requests pit

A short, low-key thread in the Personal Army Requests area where someone asked fellow members to like, comment, and subscribe to a video (likely YouTube), a common self-promo favor-trade practice on the forum. Members CoBrAxD and darkfolf popped in to confirm they'd done the deed, with KillZon! liking their replies. Nothing dramatic here, just everyday community mutual-aid busywork typical of the site's Personal Army subforum.

done— CoBrAxD

done— darkfolf

Help with iPod (tech support thread)

Formatted his PC, bricked his iPod connection — a Co-Manager turns to General Discussion for tech support.

A short, mundane Off-Topic thread from Fkn0wned.com's General Discussion board, where longtime member Shifty (a Co-Manager, member #6, one of the site's earliest registered users) asks for help after reformatting his computer left his iPod unable to connect via USB. The thread captures a quiet, everyday corner of the forum's life outside the cheat scene and drama — just a member troubleshooting basic tech in between whatever else was going on. No resolution or replies are preserved in the archived content.

i formatted my computer and now my ipod won't connect to my computer at all.— Shifty

AVI Question

A member just wants to burn a movie file to DVD so it'll play on the living room player.

A short, low-key General Discussion thread from the Fkn0wned.Com forums where user 'Epic Failure' asks the community for the best way to burn AVI files onto a DVD disc so it plays in a standalone DVD player. It's a single-post, unanswered snapshot at the time of archiving — the kind of mundane, everyday tech-help question that filled the Off-Topic boards between the cheat-scene drama and gaming talk.

whats the best way to burn AVI files on to a DVD disc so that it works with my DVD Player?— Epic Failure

NoNamE!'s TeamSpeak Invite

The forum's own mascot drops a TeamSpeak invite and one guy shows up right on cue.

A brief General Discussion post from Gametration.com, a mid-2000s cheat-scene forum, where senior member and self-styled 'Gametration's Mascot' NoNamE! invites anyone in the community to join his TeamSpeak server. It's a quick, casual community-building post rather than any drama or event, with only one reply from fellow member rnie before the trail goes cold in the archive.

anyone is welcome to come into my teamspeak.— NoNamE!

Help Please - Far Cry Region Lock Trouble

One dude just wanted to play Far Cry, got blocked by Ubi.com, and asked fkn0wned to solve it the old-fashioned way.

A short, low-key thread in General Discussion from a member going by 'Im Rick James, Bitch!' who ran into a regional restriction after making a Ubi.com account to activate Far Cry. Frustrated that the game claimed he wasn't in America despite being American, he turned to the forum for a workaround. It's a snapshot of the era's casual, no-big-deal attitude toward asking a cheat/crack community for help with anything game-related, however small.

can anyone like help me out with a crack or something? i really wanna play far cry.— Im Rick James, Bitch!

Kung-Fu Election

The time a Fkn0wned member found a flash game where Hillary and McCain settle it with bo staffs

A single-post throwaway in General Discussion where member lragnarok11 shares a link to a goofy 2008-era Atomfilms flash game called 'Kung-Fu Election,' letting players pick presidential candidates (Clinton, Obama, Edwards, Richardson vs. Romney, Giuliani, McCain, Huckabee) and fight it out with kung-fu moves and weapons. Pure lighthearted link-sharing typical of the Off-Topic board, poking fun at the 2008 US primary race. No replies, no drama — just a snapshot of forum-era internet humor.

If you thought that McCain was too old for the rigors of a grueling election, wait until you see what he can do with a bo staff in his hands!— lragnarok11

Episode 2 Ending

One member shared the Half-Life 2: Episode 2 ending as a Source demo file for others to play back themselves

A member named thesource posted a .dem (Source engine demo) file capturing the ending of Half-Life 2: Episode 2, explaining that others would need to load it in-game via console rather than watch a video since he didn't know how to record with sound. It's a small, casual off-topic share rather than any drama-filled thread, with PaRaNoID chiming in shortly after. A quick snapshot of the kind of low-key gaming-culture sharing that filled the General Discussion board.

Its in a .dem file so i guess u need to play it with a game cus idk how to make a video with fraps with sound :/— thesource

Need a Hexedit Pro

One lonely post, one Rapidshare link, and a region-code mystery nobody ever solved.

A single-post thread from December 2007 in Fkn0wned's General Discussion board, where user jorskobe asked for help using a hex editor to convert a North America save/config file to a Europe region code, linking two Rapidshare-hosted files for comparison. The post got no visible replies, making it a small time-capsule of the era's console modding/region-hacking help requests. Typical of the forum's off-topic tech-help traffic rather than any major cheat-scene drama.

can someone edit this file using hexedit and make it europe code because its north america code and i cant figure out on how to do it..— jorskobe

"The Source" — cryptic one-liner from a banned member

A banned member's cryptic one-liner: 'Why is he banned?'

A short, cryptic thread started in General Discussion by Renegade.MB, a member already flagged as Banned at the time of posting. The post itself is just a title ('The Source') with no real body text beyond the poster's info, prompting confusion from at least one reader about why he was banned in the first place. It's a small, odd fragment typical of the low-effort/off-topic chatter that filled Fkn0wned's General Discussion board.

Why is he banned?

hmm big trouble? (page 2 of 2)

A vague 'big trouble' thread fizzles out with a one-line thanks

This is the tail end of a General Discussion thread titled 'hmm big trouble?' on Fkn0wned.Com, an old Counter-Strike cheat-scene forum. Only the final page survived in this archive, showing member ACxDog, a low-ranked 'Trained Noob', posting a brief thanks in response to whatever advice or resolution had been given earlier in the thread. The original drama or issue that sparked the 'big trouble' title is lost to the archive, leaving just this quiet, anticlimactic close.

oh ok i will thx— ACxDog

Is PhazeDDL Working?

A one-line tech gripe about a dead download site that barely got a reply.

A short, quiet Off-Topic post from June 2007 where member tracyfan_1 asks whether the file-search site PhazeDDL is broken, since searches were just redirecting back to the homepage. Longtime [FkN] Crew member Janza responds, though the reply itself trails off in the archive. It's a small, mundane slice of everyday forum life rather than any major event or drama.

i have been entering stuff to search and when i click go it just redirects me to the same home page! anyone else experiencing this?— tracyfan_1

Pogo Hacks

A member wondered if Pogo.com's casual games could be cracked past their free trial walls — classic mid-2000s scene curiosity.

A short one-post thread from November 2007 in Fkn0wned's General Discussion board, where a member named Ryan floated the idea of building or bypassing free-trial restrictions on Pogo.com games, linking an outside cheats site he'd stumbled across. The post reads as an idle question rather than a real project — no replies, no follow-up, no drama. Mostly a snapshot of the era's freewheeling 'can this be hacked too?' curiosity that spread from Counter-Strike cheating into totally unrelated corners of the internet like casual browser gaming.

i found this website and was wondering how hard it would be to either make my own hack or just bypass these free trials that they give?— Ryan

SWAP.avi.

A mysterious shared video file sparks a classic take-it-or-leave-it forum showdown.

This is the tail end of a General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned.Com centered around a shared video file called SWAP.avi. By page two, the conversation had apparently devolved into some pushback or skepticism, prompting user ACxDog to defend the post with a blunt 'just watch it or don't' attitude. It's a small, low-stakes slice of classic forum culture — someone shares a link, someone complains, someone claps back.

man ....just click on the link watch the video if ya like it then.good, if not than stfu..thats all ...=D— ACxDog

Gapingangels.com Password Request (Unanswered)

A one-post cry into the void of Fkn0wned's infamous 18+ basement, asking for passwords nobody ever answered.

A single-post thread in the Porn Paradise > XXX Passwords subforum, one of the age-gated corners of the old Fkn0wned.com cheat/gaming community. User aesir09 posted a one-line request asking if anyone had login passwords for a hardcore porn site, and the thread appears to have gone nowhere, with no replies preserved. It's a small, mundane artifact of the site's less cheat-focused, more 'anything goes' side, sitting alongside the CS 1.6/CS:S hack releases and trading boards in the same forum index.

does anyone have any passwords to sites like that?— aesir09

XXX Passwords Dump Thread

Old-school forum culture at its rawest: a wall of premium site logins and one guy grading them out of ten.

A member posting as 'sexygirl' dropped a large batch of login combos for various adult subscription sites into the 18+ Porn Paradise section, a common practice on cheat/warez-adjacent forums of that era. The only reply, from a user called haha.1, casually reviewed the haul, noting most of the logins still worked but dismissing the sites themselves as low quality. The thread is a small, unremarkable snapshot of the site's 'XXX Passwords' subforum rather than any major event or drama.

nice most of them works.. but the sites are too gay.. and boring.. good job tho.. thumbs up— haha.1

XXX Passwords: cumgalore.janswebring.com drop

A 2007 porn-site password post, buried in Fkn0wned's infamous adults-only basement.

This was a single post in the 18+ 'XXX Passwords' subforum of Fkn0wned.Com's Porn Paradise section, where members shared login credentials for adult sites — in this case one called cumgalore.janswebring.com. The post came from KZA, a longtime database admin/manager on the site, part of a 3-page thread typical of the era's cheat-and-porn forum culture. The board carried the usual tongue-in-cheek 18+ disclaimer warning 'kiddies' to stay out unless they were of age.

Hi kiddies, this section is rated R18. Do not come in here unless you are over 18 years old or your parents don't care about your bad habbits.

3 BangBros Passes

A member drops three BangBros logins into the R18 corner of Fkn0wned and asks for nothing but a 'thx'

A short, single-post thread in the Fkn0wned.com 'XXX Passwords' subforum where a user posted a handful of BangBros member access credentials for others to use, closing with the classic forum courtesy line asking readers to say thanks. It's a tiny snapshot of the era's password-sharing culture that lived alongside the site's gaming and cheat-scene content, tucked behind an 18+ warning. No real discussion followed beyond the post itself — just the utilitarian drop-and-go style typical of these password threads.

Say Thx Please— sexygirl

conTagious Offers Cash for Social Shares

A member tried to crowdsource Facebook/Digg/Twitter clicks for a quarter a pop.

In the Black Market subforum, longtime member conTagious (of the '1000 Club' rank, over 1,900 posts) posted a small gig offering to pay users a fraction of a dollar for sharing his site via widgets on Facebook, StumbleUpon, Digg, and Twitter, capping out at $1 for four shares. It's a modest, almost quaint glimpse of early-2010s micro-monetization hustle culture, tucked into a section otherwise meant for account and item trading. The thread got no replies before the board eventually locked down.

I'm paying you $0.25 for each share u make, max of 4 shares earns you $1— conTagious

Trading: Orange Box for CSS

A one-post trade offer that accidentally preserved the entire fkn0wned forum map in amber.

Little more than a single Market Place listing from November 2008: member myspacefreak66 offering to trade a Half-Life 2: Orange Box copy for Counter-Strike: Source, contact via a personal hotmail address. The real value here is the surrounding scaffolding — the full board index showing fkn0wned.com's sprawling structure of cheat databases (CS 1.6, CS:S, Battlefield 2/2142, America's Army, MapleStory, Steam), staff downloads, and the notorious Off Topic and Red Light District / Porn Paradise sections that gave the site its rougher edges. A minor, mundane trade thread that nonetheless captures the everyday texture of the forum's Market Place in its late-2000s heyday.

Trading Orange box for css! Add me [email protected]— myspacefreak66

What Car Do You Like? (Ford vs Holden Poll)

A five-vote poll settles it forever: Ford and Holden tie, Toyota gets zero love.

A short, low-effort Debating subforum thread from late 2007 where user benji1 asked what car people liked, attached to a simple poll (Ford, Nissan, Holden, Toyota, Mitsubishi). Only five votes were ever cast, splitting mostly between Ford and Holden. A minor slice of forum life outside the gaming/cheat talk, showing the kind of filler small-talk threads that filled the Off-Topic board.

what car do you like— benji1

Why Do We Ask? (Meaning of Life / God debate)

A random Off-Topic musing on the meaning of life turns into classic forum-philosophy fodder.

A short-lived philosophical thread in the Debating subforum, where a member questioned why humans bother searching for answers to unanswerable things like the meaning of life or the existence of God. It's a small, quiet slice of the site's Off-Topic culture — the kind of 3am existential musing threads that popped up between the cheat database browsing and drama. Only a couple of posts are preserved, with a reply from a well-known long-time member starting to weigh in before the archive cuts off.

Why do we humans constantly ask for answers to meaning less things? Such as searching for the meaning of life, whats the point if you won't find an answer?— hunterbrute224

Art of Fighters (2007) album share

Deep in the Red Light District's Music subforum, someone dropped a hardcore/gabber tracklist that's basically a time capsule of 2007 taste.

A member known as '1 K Wonder' posted a tracklisting for the 2007 hardcore/gabber album 'Art of Fighters', including a bonus 'Meccano Twins' disc, accompanied by cover art. It's a short, low-drama share thread typical of the Music section, with a single reply from 'olie22' offering thanks. A small, quiet corner of the forum for music sharing rather than gaming or cheat talk.

ty— olie22

Armin van Buuren – A State of Trance 516 share thread

A trance DJ mix drop, gated behind a reply — classic Fkn0wned warez ritual.

A share thread in the Red Light District's Music subforum posting a p2p-tagged rip of Armin van Buuren's 'A State of Trance 516' radio episode from July 2011, complete with full tracklist, cover art, and release info. Posted by crew member hoOkz, it's a textbook example of the forum's warez-sharing culture, with the actual download locked behind the 'reply to see hidden content' mechanic used across the Red Light District to farm post counts. No drama here — just a routine drop typical of the era's scene/leech forums.

Hidden Content You'll be able to see the hidden content once you reply to this topic.

[FS] Tyler, the Creator - Goblin (2CD Deluxe Edition, 2011) - NOiR

A one-post album drop from 2011 that quietly outlived the site itself

A brief file-sharing post in the Red Light District's Music subforum offering Tyler, the Creator's debut album 'Goblin' in its 2CD Deluxe Edition, tagged with the NOiR release group. The content was hidden behind a reply-to-unlock wall, standard practice for warez posts on this forum. Only one reply came through, a quick thanks from another member — a small, unremarkable exchange typical of the era's release-sharing threads.

thank you sir— tdx622

Halo Soundtrack + Halo 2 Soundtrack

A dusty little share thread of Halo & Halo 2 game music, tucked away in the Red Light District's Music subforum.

A member named anarchie65 posted full tracklists for the Halo and Halo 2 soundtracks, including some fan-edited versions and a bonus Halo 3 trailer track, back in October 2007. It's a quiet, low-drama thread typical of the site's Music section under Red Light District, where members shared media finds. A brand-new member popped in a couple months later just to say thanks for finally finding the first game's soundtrack.

ty been looking for first one— Event

BF 2142 CD-Key Auction Listing

One member's old copy of BF 2142 goes up for grabs — starting bid: 10 points

A minor Auctions-board listing from Gametration.com, a cheat-scene forum, where a long-time member with '1000 Club' status ('PaRaNoID') put up a legitimate Battlefield 2142 CD-key for auction, starting the bidding at 10 forum points. The poster clarifies he isn't quitting under any cloud — he just doesn't enjoy the game anymore. A small, everyday glimpse into the site's internal points-based trading economy alongside its cheat database.

Not banned or anything i just hate the game the starting price is 10 points bid away— PaRaNoID

Titan Quest CD-Key Auction

A banned member tries to auction off a Titan Quest CD-key for forum points.

A brief auction listing posted in Gametration.com's Auctions subforum by user qwerty54, offering an original Titan Quest CD-key for bids starting at 100 points. The post is short and transactional, typical of the site's internal points-based trading economy. Notably, the poster's account is tagged 'Banned' at the time of the post, a small irony that hints at the site's churn of members.

Selling an Orignal Titan Quest CD-Key. Bidding will start at 100 Points.— qwerty54

Virtual DJ Professional v5.04 crack release

A cracked DJ software drop that pulled in the usual thank-you chorus.

A software release thread in the Red Light District's warez subforum, posted by prolific poster DCLXVI, offering Virtual DJ Professional v5.04 bundled with a key. The post includes a lengthy feature rundown of the DJ mixing software lifted from marketing copy, followed by a download link. Replies are short and typical of these threads — quick thanks and minimal discussion, no real drama here.

Thanks— kimpa60

WinRAR Crystal 2007 Full

A software share post from the 'Software' subforum — WinRAR, reply-to-unlock style.

A post in the Red Light District > Software section by co-manager Shifty (posted Nov 5 2007) sharing a copy of WinRAR Crystal 2007, gated behind the classic 'reply for hidden content' setup common on forums of this era. The post includes a boilerplate description of WinRAR's features lifted from elsewhere online. Nothing dramatic here — just a routine software-sharing thread typical of mid-2000s file-sharing forum culture.

REPLY FOR HIDDEN CONTENT— Shifty

Sibelius v5.0 KeyGen Warez Release

A moderator drops a music notation program keygen in the Red Light District's warez corner

A single-post release thread from Fkn0wned.Com's Software subforum (nested under the 'Red Light District' section), posted by forum staffer DCLXVI. It offered a cracked copy of Sibelius v5.0, a professional music notation/scoring application, split across RapidShare links behind a hide-tag. Typical of the site's warez-sharing culture, where staff and members traded pirated software alongside the forum's gaming and cheat-scene content.

Music note creator, sheet creator, score creator etc, THE LOT.— DCLXVI

Nero Burning Rom v8.1.1.0 + KeyGen (dead Rapidshare link)

A staff-posted Nero 8 download that, predictably, didn't survive Rapidshare's takedown scythe

A software-sharing thread in the Red Light District > Software subforum where a Super Moderator posted a pirated copy of Nero Burning Rom 8.1.1.0 with an accompanying keygen and serial, hosted on Rapidshare. Standard warez-thread format for the era: product blurb copy-pasted from the official marketing, then hidden download links behind a spoiler tag. The only reply is a lone member reporting the classic fate of early-2000s file hosting — the links had already been pulled.

NOOO it got removed— c0rpsegrinder

UltraMon v2.5 software share

A multi-monitor utility drop from the depths of Fkn0wned's Red Light District software bin

A straightforward software-sharing post by prolific uploader LoRd Ragealot, offering a copy of UltraMon v2.5, a multi-monitor management utility, complete with a description lifted from the program's marketing blurb and a small preview image. Typical of the site's 'Red Light District > Software' subforum, where uploaders traded utilities and apps outside the cheat database proper. The post closes with the era-typical uploader signoff asking for reputation points in exchange for the share.

Enj0y! +rep appreciated— LoRd Ragealot

Need Free vBulletin Hosting Please

One lonely post begging for free forum hosting — nobody answered.

A short-lived thread in the Scripts & Templates subforum of Fkn0wned.Com's Red Light District section, where a member named Killer-k asked for free forum hosting to run a vBulletin install, admitting he didn't know how to set it up. The post got no visible replies, a quiet little relic of the forum's 'ask randoms for free stuff' era. It's a small, mundane snapshot of the site's day-to-day traffic rather than any major event.

I need free forum hosting i have vbulettin i dont know who to put the file in administration panel thanks give me an free hosting for thadt.....— Killer-k

Bitch in the kitchen.

A one-video, two-reply throwaway post — pure filler from the golden days of General Discussion.

A short, low-effort thread in fkn0wned's General Discussion where user deX- dropped a YouTube video link titled 'Bitch in the kitchen' with basically no context. SnEaKyJoKER replied with a quick laugh about the ending, and that was the entire exchange. It's a tiny, forgettable slice of the forum's day-to-day chatter culture, the kind of throwaway post that filled the boards between the bigger threads.

damn the ending is always funny.. haha— SnEaKyJoKER

rs.com problem?

One guy just wants to know why RuneScape won't load, and the forum shrugs with him.

A short, low-key General Discussion thread from December 2007 where staff member miLLer reports getting network errors and timeouts trying to reach rs.com, asking if anyone else was having the same issue. Supervisor Janza replies but the visible content cuts off before any resolution. It's a mundane slice-of-forum-life post, the kind of small everyday chatter that filled out the Off-Topic board between the site's cheat-scene business.

anyone else getting this message? seems to happen all the time -.- or else it times out.— miLLer

The Most Strange Thing You Repair / Happened To You

A guy shares an overheard bathroom phone call so weird it got the thread closed for being posted in the wrong section anyway.

Member c3 opened a thread asking others to share their strangest real-life experiences, kicking things off with an awkward, overheard phone conversation story from a mall bathroom. The thread barely got going before crew member vermiLLion stepped in, noting it was posted in the wrong forum section and 'didn't make sense,' then closed it — offering to reopen and move it to General Discussion if requested. A tiny, forgettable slice of forum life, mostly notable for the swift, no-nonsense moderation.

1. Wrong Section 2. Didn't make sense 3. Closing this 4. PM me if you want me to re-open this and move it to General Discussion— vermiLLion