Off-Topic Gold
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umm.. wtfux? (that cartoon weapon render)
A staff member finds a cartoon weapon render disturbing, forum agrees it looks like something else entirely.
A short, silly Off-Topic/Links-Humor post where a retired staff member shares a link to a bizarre weapon render from an anime/cartoon fan-render site, questioning why it's supposedly threatening when it just looks odd. Replies are quick and joking, with one member admitting they assumed it was a dildo before clicking. Classic low-stakes shoutbox-adjacent humor thread typical of the board's off-topic culture.
what the hell kind of weapon is that.. i know its from a cartoon n all.. but still.. come on, thats not even threatening, its just a bit disturbing.— -Still Life-
lol when i was reading your description i was thinking something along the lines of a dildo, i was close.— Legit_Hacks
FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE (shock site, removed by mod)
A New Year's Day link post that got yanked before anyone could click it
A Links/Humor thread started on New Year's Day 2008 by longtime poster LoRd Ragealot (nicknamed 'Lord PostAlotWarez' for his post count), teasing a link titled 'FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.' Moderator DCLXVI stepped in within half an hour and pulled the content, noting in the edit log it was a shock site. Nothing beyond the bait title and the mod's cleanup survives in the archive.
Removed by [FkN]DCLXVI~ hehe— DCLXVI
Shock site removed.— DCLXVI
Un Needed Sensorship - Fkn0wned.Com
A staffer dumps some 'censorship-dodging' YouTube lulz and the forum shrugs
A December 2007 Links/Humor thread started by staff member hunterbrute224, sharing a handful of YouTube clips (Mr. Rogers, a Safety Dance video, and a random assortment) under a jokey 'unneeded censorship' title. A few regulars dropped in with lukewarm-to-amused reactions, ranking the clips from 'shit' to 'pwnt.' Nothing dramatic — just a quiet slice of the forum's low-stakes off-topic humor culture.
The two first were shit imo, the last one pwnt.— The Moose
Meh, it was ok.— lol
How to Fold a T-Shirt (Viral Video Share)
One dude drops a viral t-shirt-folding video, gets an instant 'this is old' from the 1000 Club.
A brief, throwaway Links/Humor post from late December 2007 where member washingtonpayne shared a YouTube link showing a quick trick for folding a t-shirt. It got a single reply from veteran member mystical1, who shrugged it off as already-known content. A tiny, unremarkable slice of forum filler typical of the Off-Topic Links/Humor board.
just watchit— washingtonpayne
this is old but okay..— mystical1
CS because i got high - ROFL
A guy drops a YouTube link, gets told it's ancient, thread dies in four posts.
A quick, forgettable Links/Humor post from December 2007 where member roflfalafel shared a YouTube video (a 'CS because I got high' parody clip). Fellow members Keskin^ and Cud replied the next day, with Keskin^ dismissing it as old news he'd already seen thousands of times, while Cud chimed in briefly about Xfire and Garry's Mod rather than the video itself. A tiny, low-stakes slice of the forum's Off-Topic humor board.
Very very Old, I saw it 10000 Times.— Keskin^
fKn hectic— Cud
"Best Boob Trick Ever!" — a YouTube link thread in Links/Humor
A 2008 video link, a bottle cap joke, and the usual off-topic nonsense
A short, throwaway thread in the Links/Humor sub-board where a member posted a YouTube link with a joking title, prompting a handful of crude one-liners and jokes from regulars. It's a typical low-effort humor thread of the era — no real drama, just casual banter between established forum members killing time. Snapshot of the site's Off-Topic culture: laid-back, juvenile, and very much a product of its time.
Imagine using your finger instead of a bottle cap— Don Ruski
roflmao id rather use ma long and hard straight and hairy thing— olie22
2Girls1Cup explosm comic
A guy posts a Cyanide & Happiness comic referencing 2Girls1Cup and immediately gets clowned for missing a 13-page thread that beat him to it.
A short, low-stakes Off-Topic/Links-Humor post where a member shares a Cyanide & Happiness webcomic riffing on the infamous 2Girls1Cup meme. It sparks a small back-and-forth after another member sarcastically accuses the OP of missing an older, much longer thread on the same topic, only to be corrected for confusing threads himself. Classic filler-thread energy: a meme link, some ribbing, and forum one-upmanship over who posted what first.
Congratulations on missing the 13 page topic which has all links and a tutorial on how to install it. Your stupidity level has risen 1 level. /golfclap.— boxhedmuzz
I think your on the wrong topic ...dumbass— Keke10000
Shock-Humor Link Dump: 'This Homosexual Guy Craps Himself'
A random shock-humor link post from the depths of Links/Humor, complete with an unimpressed one-word reply.
A short, low-effort thread in the Links/Humor subforum where user bragamuffin posted a link to some kind of shock/gross-out video, describing it as hilarious. Fellow member Bucketface replied with just "mmm...", suggesting the joke didn't land as intended. Typical of the throwaway link-dump threads that filled this section of Fkn0wned's Off-Topic board.
when i saw this i couldn't stop laughing a must see— bragamuffin
mmm...— Bucketface
Oldest Rapper :D
A guy posts three old rap YouTube links, gets called old, forum shrugs.
A tiny Links/Humor thread from December 2007 where member blackxthink shared a few YouTube video links (framed as an 'oldest rapper' joke) with a preemptive 'Don't say it old!'. Two other members, mystical1 and olie22, drop by with brief, low-effort replies before the thread fizzles out after just three posts. A perfectly ordinary, forgettable slice of forum filler from the Links/Humor board.
Don`t say it old !— blackxthink
rofl thata is pretty funnier i like rapperier grampier— olie22
Fat Kid + Paintball = xD LolzzzZ
A 2008 YouTube link, three replies, and one staffer going 'this got posted before' — the eternal forum humor thread.
A quick Off-Topic/Links-Humor post from January 2008 where member aKari dropped a YouTube link (a 'fat kid + paintball' video) for laughs. A couple of regulars chimed in enjoying it, while staff member miLLer noted it had already been posted before but was still funny. A short, low-stakes filler thread typical of the Links/Humor subforum.
xD nice find i lol'd fkn hard— Tundergun
LoooL its been posted before still pretty pretty funny— miLLer
Japanese Binocular Footie
Paws drops a break.com clip of dudes playing soccer in binoculars — chaos ensues, mods not amused
A short Links/Humor thread from late November 2007 where user Paws shared a break.com video of 'Japanese binocular soccer.' A few members chimed in to laugh it up and reminisce about trying similar stunts themselves, but staff member HaSh closed it out with a mild scolding, noting Paws had already started nine separate humor threads instead of consolidating them into one.
LOL HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST IN A VEEEEEEEEEEERY LONG TIME..— The Moose
How many people do I have to tell this too.. If youre going to post every funny thing you find atleast post them in one thread, theres 9 of your threads in the lniks/humour section paws..— HaSh
Steve-o -.- OMG
A Jackass clip, a Steve-O facepalm, and one guy hyping 'Jackass 2.5' before anyone else knew it existed.
A short, throwaway Off-Topic post in the Links/Humor section where blackxthink dropped a link to a goofy Steve-O video clip and called him stupid for laughs. LoRd Ragealot chimed in agreeing and plugged the then-new 'Jackass 2.5' movie he'd apparently posted elsewhere on the forum, and Olie22 jumped in excited asking where to find it. A tiny, low-stakes exchange typical of the forum's Links/Humor board — just members sharing dumb videos and killing time.
THis guy is so stupid lol— blackxthink
fucking sweet i didnt know jackass 2.5 was out where whrere whre ?— Olie22
Google Hacks - Links/Humor
A 2007 thread pointing members to a YouTube video of quirky Google search tricks
A short-lived Links/Humor thread from December 2007 where member JimJim4 shared a YouTube link showcasing so-called 'Google Hacks.' Fellow member Olie22 chimed in twice saying he hadn't tried them yet but planned to. It's a small, low-key snapshot of the forum's casual link-sharing culture rather than any major event or drama.
lol chex diss out— JimJim4
havnt tried it yet but im bound to— Olie22
Funny Christmas Cats
A festive cat video spirals into a cautionary tale about claws, fangs, and asking for screenshots of battle scars.
A short, cozy little Off-Topic thread from Christmas week 2007 where a member shared a funny cat video to get into the holiday spirit. It quickly turned into a lighthearted exchange about the poster's own cat mauling their arm, with the OP jokingly demanding photo proof. Pure low-stakes filler chatter typical of the Links/Humor subforum, with just two regulars bantering back and forth.
HAHAHAHA i love my catz cept for mine who just gave me a huge scar on my arm. FUCK!!— olie22
ahhh I'm afraid of such cats eheh! need a plaster?— anarchie65
Lesbian Pr0n On Youtube?
The classic 2007 'you won't believe what's not banned on YouTube' link dump
A quick Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from December 2007 where a member posted a handful of suggestive YouTube links under the joking premise that 'lesbian pr0n' was somehow slipping past YouTube's filters. A few regulars chimed in with mild disbelief and jokes about actual porn getting banned, and it fizzled out after five posts. Nothing scandalous by forum standards — just a low-effort, of-its-era link/humor post typical of the section.
lol i dident think youtube was for that o.O— asshoel50
lmao, real porn on youtube gets banned— banak
Busted CD Drive: Wrong-Section Tech Support
A busted disc drive, some mild tech support, and a gentle scolding about wrong-section posting.
A new-ish member named B-rod55 posts in the Battlefield 2 subforum asking for help because his CD/DVD drive has stopped reading any discs at all. A couple of regulars, Peski-Ruski and retarded_elephant69, chime in with basic suggestions (reinstall drivers, just buy a new drive) and point out the question probably belongs in a tech support section rather than the game forum. It ends amicably with B-rod55 apologizing and Peski-Ruski tossing off a dry one-liner about posting in the right place. A completely mundane slice of forum life — no drama, just old-school community small talk around a dead optical drive.
Ya wouldn't want to put wrong stuff in the wrong parts now would we.— Peski-Ruski
it just acts as though nothing has happened...— B-rod55
Loads of Game Serials (Rapidshare)
One post, a wink emoji, and a pile of 'unhide' replies chasing free CD keys
A short, low-effort thread in the Red Light District's Games subforum where user asshoel50 dropped a link to a batch of game serial numbers hosted on Rapidshare back in late 2007. The replies are mostly one-word 'unhide' or 'plz' posts from other members trying to reveal hidden content, typical of the warez-sharing culture in this section of the board. Nothing dramatic here — just a routine piracy-adjacent thread that drew a handful of low-post-count members looking for freebies.
enjoy— asshoel50
plz— bonzai
Need for Speed Most Wanted CD-Rip Share Thread
A 2007 game-sharing post that just turned into a two-month parade of 'thanks' and dead links
This was a file-sharing thread in Gametration's Red Light District > Games subforum, where a member posted a rip of Need for Speed Most Wanted along with the full game description and PC system requirements. The replies over the following months are mostly one-word 'thanks'/'ty' posts typical of warez-sharing threads, with at least one member noting the download links were already dead. A small snapshot of the site's member roster and rank titles (Noob, Trained Noob, Turbo Charged, 1000 Club) is visible through the posters.
Thanks...... Links are dead "file not found"— Brewie
Want it but there's like 32 links in the others.— {}JuNNeZ{}
Call of Duty 4 Link Dump
The classic 'unhide plz' link dump for CoD4, page two of the grind.
A link-sharing thread in the Red Light District > Games section where members requested and acknowledged download links for Call of Duty 4. Most posts are short one-liners like 'unhide', 'cool', or 'thx' as members unlocked hidden content, rather than substantive discussion. Spans late 2007 into early 2008, showing steady low-effort bumping typical of warez-style link threads on the site.
Work please.— Greengnome
Fkn0wned dude— Tempo
CSI: 4 Hard Evidence - Rapidshare Upload
Someone uploaded the whole CSI: Hard Evidence PC game to a gaming/cheat forum, and folks actually said thanks.
A crew member named Sonikk posted a Rapidshare release of the CSI: 4 Hard Evidence PC game (ISO, ~1.8GB) in the Games sub-board of the Red Light District section, complete with screenshots and mount/install instructions. A handful of members dropped by to say thanks, with one lamenting Rapidshare's download caps. Pretty low-key thread by forum standards, no drama, just a game share getting appreciated.
ty ty ty i love csi— r3dh0tBbQ
damn I hate rapidshare I dont have unlimited download— blackxthink
GTA:SA Repost Callout
A member drops a GTA:SA release post, only to get called out for reposting links that already existed elsewhere on the board
A thread in the Red Light District > Games subforum where user Arcade posted a release-style share of GTA: San Andreas with screenshots and install instructions, seemingly copy-pasted or generic in nature (the linked 'source' is just a GameSpot GTA4 page). Fellow member TaZ^ immediately called out the post as redundant, claiming to have already posted the same links elsewhere. rnie chimed in with an unrelated, friendly aside about loving GTA but only owning it on Xbox. A minor, low-stakes exchange typical of file-sharing boards of the era.
nice job but u can find those linkz in my post also -.-— TaZ^
Thanks Arcade, love GTA, hehe, Got it for Xbox, not for pc yet— rnie
F.E.A.R RapidShare drop thread
A RapidShare F.E.A.R drop, tucked away in the Red Light District where 'games' meant games... probably.
This was the tail end of a two-page thread in Fkn0wned.Com's Red Light District > Games section, sharing a RapidShare (RS.com) link for the game F.E.A.R. By this point in the thread it had devolved into just a couple of quick member replies with little discussion — one user dropping a casual approval, another chiming in with an 'unhide' note. Typical low-key warez-sharing thread activity for the board rather than any major event.
nice— Olie22
unhide— Exover
Black and White 2 game share thread
Someone dropped a cracked copy of Black & White 2 in the Games subforum — thanks were had.
A short thread in the 'Red Light District > Games' section where staff member Fluffman posted up Black and White 2 (with a cracked version included) for other members to grab. A couple of members chimed in with quick thanks. Typical low-effort game-sharing post from the era, one of many such drops in this section of the forum.
Crack included.— Fluffman
thx Visual0n!— ze2cool
Need For Speed: Carbon (game download thread)
A racing game drop in the Red Light District, kept alive by a chain of dead links and reuploads
A short-lived thread in Fkn0wned's 'Red Light District > Games' subforum where user lragnarok11 posted a download link for Need For Speed: Carbon back in early 2008. A trickle of members trickled in over the following weeks asking to 'unhide' or fix the link, with one poster eventually reuploading it. Pretty typical of the era's warez-sharing forum culture — low effort, high turnover, and links that rotted fast.
unhide, hope it work— raphlessard
thx edit: reupload— psychogd92
[RS.com] [MU] Crysis - Razor1911 release thread
Second page of thank-yous for a 2007 Crysis warez drop, cracked by the legendary Razor1911.
A Games subforum thread in Fkn0wned's Red Light District sharing a Crysis download (Razor1911 crack, hosted on RapidShare/Megaupload-style links). This is the tail end (page 2) of the thread, consisting almost entirely of short reply posts from members thanking the uploader, plus one user asking whether the copy was a stripped-down 'rip' or a proper DVD/ISO release that would support official patches. Typical late-2000s warez board activity, with a broad mix of noob and mid-tier members dropping by just to bump or thank the post.
Is this a rip or is it a DVD-copy / ISO of the game? I downloaded this game once and it turned out to be a rip which means I could not use any official patches— FallenRain
thanks, i hope links arn't dead— Milkeh
Shadowgrounds Survivor (ISO) Rapidshare Drop
A 2007 alien-shooter warez post that got exactly two 'thanks' and a cookie
A short-lived Red Light District > Games thread where member asshoel50 posted a Rapidshare release of the 2007 PC game Shadowgrounds Survivor, complete with box art and feature blurb. It drew minimal engagement — just a couple of low-effort 'thanks' replies from other members, typical of the low-key file-sharing threads that filled this section. Nothing dramatic happened here; it's a small snapshot of the site's warez/downloads culture at the time.
thanks— Flare124
*gives cookie*— hidendra
Ancient Wars: Sparta thread
A one-image post about a Spartan strategy game turns into a tiny, low-key hangout in the Games subforum.
A short, casual thread in the Red Light District > Games section where member Jebus AUS posted a screenshot and download mention for the historical RTS 'Ancient Wars: Sparta'. It drew a handful of brief reactions rather than any real discussion, typical of the low-effort game-share threads that filled this corner of the forum. One replier, VWA-Dynasty, is tagged as later banned, a small footnote of forum history.
HOLY SHIT— Yangsta
Cool— JuKeZ
Half-Life 1 Rapidshare Share Thread
Someone dropped the original Half-Life on Rapidshare and the noobs just wanted it unhidden.
A short thread in the Red Light District > Games subforum where longtime member Janza posted a Rapidshare link and blurb for the original Half-Life, complete with Gordon Freeman flavor text lifted from a game description. A couple of members chimed in with quick thanks, while a couple of low-post newbies showed up just to ask for the hidden content to be unlocked. Pretty typical low-key file-sharing thread from the site's Games section, nothing dramatic, just old-school warez-era forum culture.
great game ty— olie22
unhide plox— nightsh4d
[RS.com] Halo Combat Evolved [PC Version]
A full RapidShare copy-paste of Halo: Combat Evolved for PC, complete with keygen and a password of 'poopymoose' — plus one guy calling it out as spam a month later.
A post in the Red Light District > Games warez section offering a full download of Halo: Combat Evolved for PC, split across multiple RapidShare links with an included patch/keygen. The post is mostly a copy-pasted press-release style game description and screenshots link, typical of the era's piracy sharing threads. It sat mostly quiet until a member resurrected it weeks later just to complain it was spam.
talk about FUCKING SPAM!!!! Its no...— thankyou943
unhide— ThousandPines
UT3 Megashare Link Thread
Old-school forum members trade hype and thanks over a UT3 download link
A thread in the Games sub-forum (under the tongue-in-cheek 'Red Light District' section) sharing a Megashare link for Unreal Tournament 3. This page catches the tail end (page 2) of the thread, mostly short replies of thanks and hype from members rather than substantive discussion. Several posters, including some later-banned accounts, chime in with brief approval.
THIS KIKS ASS— onepop
i want this.— c0rpsegrinder
House of the Dead Megathread
A 2007 game-sharing thread that aged into a graveyard of dead links and one-word 'ty' posts.
Posted by AcidViper in October 2007, this thread in the Red Light District's Games subforum offered downloads for the House of the Dead PC games, complete with screenshots. It ran for about two months, mostly collecting brief 'thanks' replies from members before users started reporting the download links had died. A small, forgettable but typical warez-sharing thread of its era.
damn all the llink are dead— olie22
OH NO i dont think i handle theses games!...— fatsanta
[RS.com] Hitman: Blood Money - Full ISO
43-part RapidShare link dump for a 2000s assassin classic, with a rookie asking the eternal noob question.
A member in the Red Light District's Games subforum posted a full RapidShare download link set (split into dozens of parts) for the PC game Hitman: Blood Money. Another member echoed the whole post by quoting it, seemingly by accident, and asked whether all the parts really needed to be downloaded. The OP replied with a quick pointer toward a downloader tool and a premium RapidShare account as the easier route. A small, mundane slice of the era's warez-sharing culture on the forum, all links long dead.
omfg! do i have to download all these ???— lragnarok11
Yes everyone does if your knew to warez then all you need to go do is download a program called RapGet and it downloads them all for you, you will need a rapidshare prem account— ArmedLlama
Call of Duty 2 Full Game Upload (RapidShare, 2007)
When forums doubled as pirate download hubs: a full copy of CoD2 chopped into 36 RapidShare parts.
A 2007 thread in Gametration's 'Red Light District > Games' subforum where user HaSh posted a full copy of Call of Duty 2 split across dozens of RapidShare links, padded with a copy-pasted Wikipedia-style game description and system requirements. Several regulars (MONST3R, aawsome, $exil, Olie22) dropped in just to say thanks, typical of these low-effort bump-and-download threads. It captures the casual game-piracy culture common on cheat-scene forums of that era, sitting alongside cheat databases for Counter-Strike, Battlefield, and other titles.
Thank you CoD2 rocks.— MONST3R
THANKS MAN— aawsome
Garry's Mod V10 Standalone Mirror Thread
Four pages of 'thx' and 'ty' as members grabbed a standalone Garry's Mod V10 download in the Red Light District warez section.
This was a file-sharing thread in Fkn0wned's 'Red Light District > Games' subforum, offering mirrors for a standalone copy of Garry's Mod V10. The tail end of the thread (page 3 of 4) is mostly a string of short thank-you replies from members confirming the links worked, typical of the site's pirated-game-sharing culture. Nothing dramatic happens here — it's a quiet, functional download thread rather than a discussion, capturing the everyday file-trading side of the forum rather than the cheat-scene drama it was better known for.
if it works you get a cookie— aznfirez
Ill have that Thanks man— AlbinoBoi
Bioshock crack thread bump-fest in Red Light District
A months-long trail of 'thank you' posts for a pirated Bioshock download, straight from the Games subforum of the site's warez section.
This was the tail end of a thread in the Red Light District > Games section where someone had posted a cracked copy of Bioshock, originally shared back in September 2007. The visible replies here, spanning November through late December 2007, are mostly members bumping the thread, thanking the OP, or asking to have hidden content unlocked so they could grab the download. It's a pretty typical warez-thread pattern for the era: low-effort gratitude posts, Xfire handles dropped in signatures, and the classic 'unhide thanks' request from a long-tenured member.
i hope this is not really big— lragnarok11
unhide thanks— Famousss
Half-Life 2: Episode One share thread
A one-link Half-Life 2: Episode One share thread that quietly ran for three weeks on gratitude alone.
A short, low-effort share thread in the Red Light District > Games board, posting a standalone copy of Half-Life 2: Episode One via a GameSpot link. The thread is little more than a single post followed by a string of members dropping in over the following weeks to say thanks or ask for a re-up. Nothing dramatic happened here — it's a small, typical slice of the forum's file-sharing culture from late 2007.
niceone— freak_uk
been looking for it— asshoel50
Battlefield 2 (Rapidshare) - Games, Red Light District
A dusty 2007 Rapidshare drop for Battlefield 2 that pulled a parade of 'ty' posts and one guy still begging for a keygen
A member named Nur5 posted a Battlefield 2 download link hosted on Rapidshare in the Red Light District's Games subforum, a section of Fkn0wned.Com dedicated to sharing pirated software, games, and media. The thread itself is mostly a long chain of one-line 'thanks' replies from members grabbing the download, typical of file-sharing threads on this kind of board. One user, InzaneHacker, notably thanked the poster but then asked for a keygen to play the game online, highlighting the casual attitude toward piracy that defined this corner of the forum.
thanks, but I still want a keygen to play onlinezor !^^— InzaneHacker
yay found it =]— jcomp6
Red Light Center VIP Request
A noob wanted free VIP for a 3D virtual sex world, and the regulars just pointed him downstairs to Porn Paradise
A short, low-stakes request thread in the Red Light District's Requests board where a member named mermaid00 asked for a crack or torrent to get free VIP access to 'Red Light Center' (an online adult virtual world popular in the late 2000s). Co-Manager MessiaH suggested checking the porn passes section, a one-post newcomer asked where to find that, and ynaggo helpfully pointed out it was literally the forum section right below the one they were posting in. A tiny, mundane slice of everyday forum life rather than any major event.
if anyone has or could find me a crack or torrent to get free vip for red light center i would greatly appreciate it— mermaid00
Porn Paradise just below this forum >_>— ynaggo
VMware & Microsoft Office Request
A guy just wants VMware and Office 2007 — dakota delivers with a whole product writeup
A short, ordinary Requests-board thread where user Prof_Oak asks for the latest VMware Workstation and Microsoft Office. Dakota answers quickly with links and a fairly detailed rundown of VMware Workstation's features and Office 2003/2007 Professional editions. A third poster, lopolop, drops in a month later just to say thanks, closing out the thread.
Ask and you shall receive i got you office 2003 and 2007 rep me if you like— dakota
I need the newsest version of vmware and i need the newest version of microsoft office if anyone has— Prof_Oak
Mafia: City of Lost Heaven Megaupload Request
One guy just wanted the mob game without paying for it — and a mysterious CD3 problem nobody quite solved
A short, humble little thread in the Requests subforum of Fkn0wned's Red Light District, where member soad11789 asked for a Megaupload link to the classic 1930s mob game Mafia: City of Lost Heaven. Forum stalwart anarchie65 (a '1K Wonder' with over 1,500 posts) delivered promptly with a game blurb and download links. The thread wraps up on an anticlimactic note with soad11789 questioning whether a single CD3 file would actually let the game run — a question left hanging, as archived.
Awesome mafia game dont wanna have to buy it tho— soad11789
thanks man but its only cd3? will the game still work????— soad11789
[req] Minutes to Midnight (Linkin Park album request)
Someone wanted Linkin Park's 'Minutes to Midnight' off Megaupload — then decided Limewire was faster.
A brief, mundane request thread in the Red Light District's Requests subforum where a member asked for the Linkin Park album 'Minutes to Midnight' via Megaupload. Before anyone could fulfill it, the requester backed out, saying he'd just grab it on Limewire himself and post it later. A second member chimed in offering to help find links if it wasn't already up. A tiny, forgettable snapshot of mid-2000s file-sharing culture on the forum.
Nvm , I will download on limewire and post on forum after , Peace— blackxthink
its on there now ?? if not i can get you some links ?— jcomp6
Soldier of Fortune III: Payback request
One guy really wanted Soldier of Fortune III, and someone actually delivered.
A short, simple request thread in Fkn0wned.com's Red Light District > Requests forum, where member olie22 asked for a copy of Soldier of Fortune III: Payback after the earlier links in the Games section had died. A fellow member, Kida, showed up and provided it. A tiny, quiet corner of the old warez-adjacent scene doing exactly what it was built for.
i just found out this game is out and i want it since the other 2 kiked ass!!— olie22
Here you go— Kida
[REQ] Medieval 2 Expansion
One guy begs for a Medieval 2 expansion three times before anyone even answers.
A small, low-key request thread in the Red Light District's warez Requests subforum, where user h4xor_bob asks for the Medieval 2 expansion and has to bump his own post twice over about two weeks before getting any response. Eventually Kida chimes in just to clarify there are actually two expansions to the game. A tiny, quiet slice of the forum's file-sharing request culture with barely any traffic.
~*bump*~ plz!?— h4xor_bob
This is game right? Ok... let's see. Two expansions.— Kida
[REQ] All the Goosebumps Episodes
A random ask for old Goosebumps episodes, buried in the Red Light District warez requests bin.
A short, unremarkable request thread in the Requests subforum where user bobbafett07 asked if anyone had the full run of Goosebumps episodes to share. Fellow member Kida replied the next day saying they'd found 'something' but not the complete set. A tiny, everyday slice of the forum's warez-sharing culture rather than anything dramatic.
I want all the goosebumps episodes again :D Anyone help?— bobbafett07
Found something. Sorry, that's all what I found.— Kida
[REQ] Dark Messiah of Might & Magic - dead-end request
A one-line game request that fizzled out with a member roast instead of a download link
A short, low-effort request thread in the Red Light District's Requests subforum, where a member (posting under two different handles/titles across archive snapshots, 'Don Ruski'/'Peski-Ruski') asked for a link to Dark Messiah of Might & Magic, comparing it favorably to Oblivion. The only reply came from HaSh, whose post title literally called it a 'Pointless thread starter' rather than offering the file. No actual link or follow-up appears in the archived page — a typical dead-end warez request from the site's early days.
Awesome game, some think its better then TES4 Oblivion, if some one could find a link to it that would be real cool.— Don Ruski / Peski-Ruski
Pointless thread starter— HaSh
pr0n vid. (bangbros request)
A guy posts a porn link, immediately says nevermind, and the thread lives on for months anyway.
A one-line request in the Red Light District's Requests board, where a member (c0rpsegrinder) asked for a bangbros clip and then almost instantly retracted it, only to have 'laptops' step in and fulfill it for anyone still interested. The thread then meandered on for weeks and even months as a trickle of members dropped by to say thanks, 'nice', or 'ty' — the classic low-effort bump culture of a warez/porn request board. Nothing dramatic happened; it's a small, quiet artifact of the forum's Red Light District section doing exactly what it existed for.
actually i got it now someone delete this post.— c0rpsegrinder
Hmmm..... I see why you guys want it now.— wirmware
Looking for a 3GB File Host
A 2007 quest for a mythical free 3GB-per-file upload site, solved (sort of) with YouSendIt.
A short, mundane thread from the Requests subforum of Fkn0wned's Red Light District section, where user Ray Teh Ak asked for recommendations on free file hosting services that could handle files up to 3GB. Fellow member jacal chipped in with suggestions, first 4shared (5GB total storage but only 100MB per file, which didn't cut it) and then YouSendIt as a 2GB-per-file alternative. A tiny, everyday slice of pre-cloud-storage internet life, back when finding a decent free host for big files was a genuine hassle.
thanx but thats 100mb per file, i forgot to say 3gb per file— Ray Teh Ak
well i didn't find a 3 gb one but heres a 2 gb upload center— jacal
[Request] Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended
One member's plea for pirated Photoshop CS3 gets quietly fulfilled — and a grateful noob says thanks.
A short, closing exchange in a warez request thread on Fkn0wned's Red Light District > Requests board, where a member had asked for Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended. Member 'imanab' re-uploads the file after apparently having trouble editing their earlier post, and newcomer 'Thanatos' pops in to express enthusiastic thanks. It's a tiny, mundane slice of the forum's software-sharing culture — the kind of low-stakes, community-service post that kept these request boards running.
I must be an idiot because i can't edit my post but i reuploaded it to megaupload. Enjoy!— imanab
Thank you soo much!!!— Thanatos
[REQ] Windows Dark Edition - Download Trouble
Guy can't get past part 4 of a Windows theme rip, and nobody can figure out why.
A short, mundane request thread in the Red Light District's Requests section where member Cookie1456 asked for a 'Windows Dark Edition' release, only to be pointed to an already-existing warez topic. The rest of the thread is just troubleshooting a broken multi-part archive extraction, with regular banak trying to help diagnose the missing-parts error. No drama, just a quiet slice of the file-sharing support grind typical of the board.
Download ALL files.— banak
I did, I extract files and it saids part 4, 5, 6 and 7 no archives found.— Cookie1456
Diskeeper 2008 Professional Edition share thread
A mod drops a defragmenter release into the Red Light District 'Software' board — because even cheat forums needed a tidy hard drive.
A Super Moderator posted a promotional-style release of Diskeeper 2008 Professional, a disk defragmentation utility, complete with feature blurbs and a download link, in the site's Software subforum under Red Light District. Replies were minimal — one member joked about a new UI element, another simply thanked the poster. A small, low-drama utility-sharing post typical of the era's warez/software swap culture on gaming forums.
wtf dey added dose little fkn bar thingy?— ynaggo
thanks DCL— Jack Bauer