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Selling 5 Digit.
A member number under six figures was up for auction — because on Fkn0wned, your ID was basically your street cred.
A veteran member ('Jamiee', a longtime '2000 Club' regular with over 2,000 posts) put a coveted low 5-digit account up for sale in the Market Place, opening bids at $10 with no auto-win. The thread reflects the site's internal status economy, where old low-numbered accounts (signaling early membership, ~Member No. 165,135 range and lower) carried real trade value among the community. Only a couple of replies survive, including one from 'Spaz' of the '[FkN] Crew' group, before the page cuts off.
Starting the bidding at $10. no auto win, so dont PM me asking— Jamiee
Industry's Short Story and the Forum's Blunt Feedback
A member posted a grim little short story titled 'its story time kids' — and the forum immediately roasted its ending.
In this General Discussion thread, forum member Industry shared an original short story about survival amid destruction that ends with the protagonist's suicide. Reactions were mixed: some members praised it and jokingly urged Industry to 'write a book,' while others (notably Astrea) critiqued the pacing and abrupt ending, calling out the disconnect between the survival setup and the grim payoff. The thread has that classic mid-2000s forum vibe of dark humor mixed with genuine amateur creative writing feedback.
its story time kids = LIE?! lucky to be alive = LIE?!— Astrea
it was... inspiring, brb goin to get wooden box, might not come back.— ballistic
eh, it wasnt really a story so much as just a description of time.— Industry
Am I Minority?! — Where's Everyone From
West Virginia guy asks who else is stuck living where they're from — and the whole world shows up to complain about their hometowns
A member from West Virginia (Industry) kicks off a lighthearted 'where do you live' thread, venting about his home state's reputation for poverty and obesity and wondering if any other fkn0wned members share his zip code of shame. It spirals into a good-natured geographic pile-on, with members from Texas, Quebec, Missouri, Sweden, England, Australia, Ohio, and Glasgow all chiming in with their own hometown horror stories. The thread ends on a classic forum note, with a couple of members turning it into a mini flame war over grammar and general forum-wide insults.
Our state is full of fat, poor, uneducated dumbasses, and i am proud to not have been born here— Industry
Glasgow = in the top 10 most violent cites outside a war zone— Devlin1991
No, you make up a larger group of posters on this forum known as "retards". Trust me, amongst the mentally defective losers on this forum, you are not alone.— Resolved
What if We Never Died? — Marc347's Immortality Hormone Sci-Fi Pitch
A 2007 late-night 'what if we never died' musing turns into a dictator-on-the-moon novel pitch, then derails into premature ejaculation jokes.
Member Marc347 floats a sci-fi concept for a school magazine short story: a hormone that grants near-immortality and what that would mean for religion, aging, and society. He sketches out a dystopian plot involving a dictator named Richard Taytour who invents the hormone and effectively becomes God, with a betrayed narrator leading a mass suicide. The thread meanders through genuine interest (Arcade, Industry, and valucard offering writing help or plot questions) and typical off-topic derailment into jokes about staying up all night gaming and lasting longer in bed. It's a fairly chill, low-drama General Discussion thread showing the community's more reflective/creative side between the usual chaos.
There would be no need for God/ideas of God, seeing that you would never go there if you don't die.— Marc347
the world is just going to get shitter and shitter so I don't really want to stay around to watch it go down hill.— Sammo
Lol. Wouldn't it be great to make a hormone or electric thingy that makes sex last longer than 30mins?— Whats that?...BANG!!
Eckos Shares His Ringworm (Wrestling Injury Edition)
A wrestler posts a photo of his ringworm and the forum just... discusses it.
A member named Eckos posted about contracting ringworm from wrestling, complete with a photo, inviting the forum to 'discuss.' The thread is classic mid-2000s off-topic chaos: mild disgust, jokes, a staff member suggesting an ill-advised home remedy, and someone genuinely unsure what ringworm even is. Nothing deep here, just a snapshot of the forum's casual, gross-out humor culture.
Yes, I have ringworm. It is basically athlete's foot on my neck and my arm. I got it from wrestling.— Eckos
good idea/or bad idea: get a sewing needle, heat it up with a lighter, then poke it and see what happens.— Industry
Wth is a ringworm =/— Exodus
ZOMBIES! - a very 2007 poll thread
23 votes cast on the true zombie-apocalypse survival plan: weed, guns, or telling TuxifieD he's sexy.
A classic off-topic filler thread from November 2007 where [Fkn]M3m63r asks the forum about their love of zombie movies (Dawn of the Dead gets a shoutout) and posts a poll on what people would do in a zombie outbreak. The poll options quickly devolve into forum in-jokes, with 'find a gun and go zombie killer' winning out over smoking weed, hiding in the basement, and telling member TuxifieD he's drop dead sexy. Staff member HaSh chimes in referencing an actual zombie survival guide, a couple members share amateur Photoshop zombie skins, and the usual light ribbing (Afteryou calling the poll options and the OP's kiss-assery out) follows.
Yall are fucking weird lol— Afteryou
Where's the option "Run like a little bitch"?— bobbafett07
I voted smoke my weed and then go zombie killer.— HaSh
Questions! (the stoner-logic thread)
A guy asks 'why do waffles have little squares on them?!' and gets closed by a co-manager for it
A member named Industry, admittedly high, fired off a rambling list of stoner-logic non-sequiturs ('why is Yoshi green?', 'do people with AIDS see rainbows?', etc.) and invited others to add their own. It devolved into nostalgic ribbing about forum regular Peski Ruski's username being misread for months ('Pepsi Ruski', 'psehki ruksi'), plus a staffer's tangent about getting stoned on legal 'Spice'. Co-Manager Shifty closed the thread with a blunt 'Wtf is this?' — a small, funny snapshot of late-night off-topic chaos on the board.
why do waffles have little squares on them?! why is yoshi green?!— Industry
For my first 2 or 3 months actively posting here, i thought his name was "Pepsi" ruski— Goodapollo
Wtf is this?— Shifty
Real pic of Tuxified.
A member posts an alleged photo of forum regular 'Tuxified' and the thread instantly derails into roasting, denial, and drama.
A new member, noname232, started a thread claiming to post a real photo of a well-known user known as Tuxified, sparking immediate skepticism, jokes, and low-key insults about his appearance and identity. Staff member Industry questioned the photo's authenticity while ribbing Tuxified anyway, and other regulars like Riley and bobbafett07 jumped in with mixed reactions ranging from indifference to teasing defenses. The thread quickly took on the classic fkn0wned off-topic tone — petty jabs, inside jokes, and general chaos — before a moderator (tKeR) shut it down with a blunt 'Relax kids.'
yes it's real. no joke.— noname232
so? why is that bad? tuxified you need to start working out, you kinda weak looking..sorry but i dont know if i believe its him— Industry
Relax kids.— tKeR
"My First Time Having Sex" — Thread That Derailed Into a CS Map Showcase
A thread titled about losing your virginity... that somehow turns into people showing off a Counter-Strike map.
Despite the attention-grabbing title, the surviving tail end of this Off-Topic thread on Fkn0wned.com has nothing to do with its subject — it's just a handful of members complimenting a custom map someone was building and sharing an fpsbanana link to check it out. Classic forgotten forum drift: a thread named for shock value that wandered completely off course by page 2. Low post volume, mostly quick one-line replies from regulars.
Looks wicked. Keep up the good work.— MONST3R
Check out my fpsbanana account, I'm about to upload a wicked map.— Marc347
looks cool— y0uran00b
Fraud on eBay: Burn Her House Down
Guy loses $500 on a smuggled iPhone, asks the forum to burn down the scammer's house, gets roasted about his eyeliner instead.
Member sorbazz vents about getting scammed out of $500 buying an unreleased-in-Sweden iPhone off eBay from a seller with 200+ positive feedback who suddenly went on a scamming spree against ~20 buyers. He half-jokingly asks if anyone near LA can burn the scammer's house down, which gets shot down as a bad idea, and the thread quickly derails into a back-and-forth insult match with Afteryou over looks, gender, and being 'emo vs gothic.' Classic early-2010s off-topic chaos: a real grievance thread that dissolves into juvenile flame war within a dozen posts.
anyone who lives in LA and can go and burn this bitchs house down?— sorbazz
Im a Fat Gothic Girl— Afteryou
Arson is bad. You should have been more careful.— Eckos
Selling Salutations for $100
A VIP member tried to sell "salutations" for $100, got roasted, and got the thread locked in under 24 hours.
In the Market Place board, member holybloody posted a tongue-in-cheek offer to sell "salutations" for $100 via a donate button in his signature, seemingly poking fun at Market Place rules while trying to skirt the 100-post trading requirement. The thread quickly drew mockery from other members over his VIP status and the absurdity of the offer. An admin closed the topic for violating the 100-post trading rule and stripped the donation links, capping off a short, comedic, rule-violating blip typical of the board's throwaway joke posts.
Aren't you tired of paying big money for salutations? Having back inguries, stomach aches and even diarhia ?— holybloody
ur a faggot— prasadudwadia
WANNABE VIP LOLWUT— Rock Superstar
Chloe18 & Girls Gone Wild Passes
A one-line password dump that somehow ran for 20 pages and years of 'ty' replies.
A long-running thread in the age-gated Porn Paradise > XXX Passwords section, kicked off by member nVa sharing access credentials for adult sites, with an offer to repost if they went dead. The thread became one of those classic low-effort bump machines, stretching across many pages as members dropped in mainly to say thanks or confirm the passes worked. It's a good snapshot of the era's forum culture where sharing (and constantly refreshing) porn site logins was a common way for members to farm posts and goodwill.
My first post to fkn0wned so enjoy. Please say thanks and if passes are dead please tell me and I will post up working ones if your lucky— nVa
Hey mate! welcome to FkN and thx for the passes— LoRd Ragealot
ty— Ievisc
Happy New FkN Year! XXX Passwords Thank-You Train (2008)
One 'Happy New Years' post from mod Afteryou snowballed into a 200+ reply thank-you train that ran for weeks in the Porn Paradise basement.
A staffer named Afteryou kicked off the new year in the XXX Passwords sub-board with a simple 'Happy New Years' post, which (per forum tradition) contained a hidden/loaded payload members had to reply to unlock. The thread exploded into a low-effort but high-volume gratitude chain — hundreds of members dropping 'ty', 'thanks', 'unhide' and Xfire handles across many pages, stretching from January 1 into late January 2008. It's a pure artifact of the site's reputation/post-count culture: a members-only R18 corner where 'thanks' posts doubled as social currency and page-padding. Several regulars and at least one Co-Manager (DCLXVI) show up to co-sign Afteryou's contribution.
Happy New Years— Afteryou
Fuck, good work afteryou.— DCLXVI
afteryou delivers.— jayyyb
Extremely Large Password List
One RapidShare link, a thousand "ty" replies — the thread that ran for 18 pages and counting.
A user named laptops kicked off this thread in the Porn Paradise > XXX Passwords section by posting a RapidShare link to a compressed file claiming to be a huge list of working adult-site passwords, asking downloaders to grab it as free (non-premium) users to support him. The thread ballooned over months (Aug through Dec 2007) into dozens of pages, with the overwhelming majority of replies being one-word bumps like "ty," "thanks," "unhide," or "lol" from members trying to reveal hidden content or just acknowledging the post. It's a classic artifact of the era's forum culture: low-effort gratitude spam padding out a thread purely to game unlock/reply-gated content and post counts.
WoooooooT diggiddyyy Doooooooooooooooo Here it is for U— laptops
laptops = god, wow, what a list— rnie
I hope they work, rofl.— Monkeygeek
Free Webcam Site Tip - 11-Page Chain-Reply Thread
A free cam-site tip in the R18 corner of the forum snowballed into an 11-page, months-long thread of one-word 'thx' replies
In September 2007, user 'meka' posted a tip in the Porn Paradise > XXX Passwords section about a free webcam site where models often stayed in public rooms rather than going private. The thread exploded into a long-running, low-content chain reply thread stretching over 11 pages and several months (September through at least late November 2007), with dozens of members dropping in just to say thanks, quote the original post, or share brief notes like account tricks not working after a few minutes. It's a classic artifact of old-school forum culture: a single useful link turning into a communal ritual of drive-by 'ty'/'unhide' replies from a huge cast of one-time-only posters.
finaly its here what some of u requested just make a free acount takes like 30 seconds then login and watch as in the title at night most dont care about that " lets go pvt bb (aka payme)" they just go— meka
The accounts work for like 3 minutes, then if you try to make another one it won't work.— Sideways
Thanks. Feed the masses. Keep the porn.— DarkDEUS
Global Warming - Are We Really That Arrogant? (6th thread on the topic)
The 6th (yes, sixth) global warming thread on the forum — last guy who tried this got banned.
A 2007 Off-Topic Debating thread kicked off by dainbramaged citing a fringe theory (warming on Mars proves Earth's climate change is solar, not human-caused) and calling forum members 'retards' for buying into CO2-driven warming. Replies range from half-informed tangents about volcanoes, ash, and the ozone layer to outright apathy, with one member noting this was already the sixth time this exact debate had cropped up and the last instigator got banned for it. The thread fizzles into jokes about V8 engines, stealing NASA rockets, and general 'don't give a fuck' energy rather than resolving anything.
Global Warming isn't entirely caused by co2 emissions, you retards.— dainbramaged
Fucking 6th thread about global warming, last person that started debating about global warming was banned...— Peski-Ruski
haha i would steal a rocket from NASA that would be much easier and cheaper— olie22
God and Religion: 2007 Debating Board Existential Ramble
A cheat-scene forum's teenage philosophers take on the existence of God, the Big Bang, and each other's grammar.
A December 2007 Debating board thread where hunterbrute224 kicks off a classic late-night existential ramble asking whether God exists and why religion mixes with government. What follows is a sprawling, half-earnest half-shitposting back-and-forth between regulars debating faith vs. science, the Big Bang, evolution, and personal belief, with olie22 and Peski-Ruski trading the most heated (and increasingly personal, grammar-mocking) exchanges. It's a good snapshot of the forum's off-topic culture: gamer teens playing at philosophy, mixing genuine reflection with trolling, sarcasm, and casual crudeness typical of the era.
Is there a god? Is it even possible and if so who made god?— hunterbrute224
I am a person of Science Science is FACT. Bring me evidence that God is real and Il convert.— -Shikari-
fuck you i have proof but as if ima tell someone like you its upto you to find the truth.— olie22
Why Do People Say 'Gay' as an Insult? (2007 Debate)
A 2007 forum debate about casual homophobia turns into a surprisingly earnest back-and-forth on why people used 'gay' as an insult.
User banak opened a debate thread questioning why people casually used 'gay' as an insult and whether that reflected real dislike of homosexuals. The thread got redirected toward the board's dedicated rant section but continued anyway, with members like Peski-Ruski giving a lengthy, thoughtful take on social conditioning and casual bigotry, while others (olie22, -Shikari-, Looter) gave more flippant or dismissive responses. The tone swings between genuine reflection and typical mid-2000s forum jokes and jabs, ending in some lighthearted needling between banak and Peski-Ruski.
I do not think it is potentially wrong to be homosexual, but it is wrong in my little world.— Peski-Ruski
a walking askjeeves.com— -Shikari-
We humans are cruel..— banak
Godzilla Vs. King Kong
27 votes, zero draws, and a Godzilla-nerd flame war over kaiju facts
A classic off-topic debate thread with a poll pitting Godzilla against King Kong, drawing the usual mix of one-liners, movie trivia, and tangents. Godzilla edged out King Kong in the poll (16 to 11, no draws), with members arguing over radioactive breath weapons, opposable thumbs, and who 'pwned' whom in the films. It devolved briefly into a side-spat between two posters over who actually knew their Godzilla lore, calling each other a 'nerd' and a 'loser' in classic forum fashion. Pure low-stakes Off-Topic/Debating filler, but a fun snapshot of the community's casual banter style.
Godzilla: pwz0ring n00bz since 1953.— The Moose
King Kong would rip Godzilla's ass apart.— ollopA
Closeted nerd with over 200 posts is a nerd.— Me_again
Graffiti: Art or Vandalism?
A staffer shows up just to tell the OP his 'throw-up' pic isn't even a real throw-up
A late-2007 Off-Topic/Debating thread where a member polls the board on whether graffiti counts as art, vandalism, or both, illustrating with photobucket-hosted example images. Most posters land on 'both' — skilled, time-invested pieces are art, quick tags or crude scrawls are vandalism — with a running side-debate about who actually has to pay to clean it up. The thread takes a sharper turn when staff member Bucketface wades in to correct the OP's graffiti terminology and questions whether he does graffiti at all, prompting Peski-Ruski to needle him back about his own posted work.
Ok, firstly, shut up. That "Throw up" you posted isnt a throw up. It's a really shit tag.— Bucketface
Post some of your shit Bucket, I loved the stuff that you posted earier on.— Peski-Ruski
It IS both, really. Some people are fucking serious about graffiti... Then there's just many fuckers who just spray "fuck you" and "vagina" or whatever.— The Moose
POTW #5: Has Christmas Gradually Been Spoilt?
Christmas Day 2007, and fkn0wned's Debating forum is arguing about commercialism, religion, and a real-life tragedy — all in the same thread.
This is the fifth 'Poll of the Week' thread, posted by co-manager Shifty on Christmas Day 2007, asking whether Christmas had lost its original meaning to consumerism. Members gave earnest, thoughtful replies weighing religious tradition against commercial excess, with olie22 bringing up a shocking real-world violent crime that happened on Christmas Day in Australia. The tone is reflective and civil, a snapshot of the forum's more serious Off-Topic side away from the usual cheat and gaming talk.
Should Christmas be celebrated simple and for the religious reason without getting totally pissed out of your face on cheap wine and spending hundreds on presents that in a year or 2 will be forgotten or broke.— Shifty
You used to get gifts to celibrate Jesus, now you get it so you can celebrate christmas.— ri0t
The Christians invented christmas over the winter solstice, a pagan celebration of the rebirth of the sun when they were trying to erraticate other religions to spread their own.— cedars
Techno Speed Vol.19 mixtape share
A 32-track Eurodance/techno mixtape drop that had the whole board saying 'ty' for months straight.
A member named snuffz posted a 32-track techno/Eurodance compilation ('Techno Speed Vol.19') in the Red Light District's Music subforum back in October 2007, complete with cover art and full tracklist featuring names like Scooter, Darude, Cascada, and Alex Gaudino. The thread turned into a long-running, low-effort gratitude chain that kept getting bumped for months into January 2008, with dozens of members dropping quick 'ty', 'thanks', or 'unhide' replies. It's a pretty ordinary but charming snapshot of file-sharing culture on the forum — no drama, just a popular download people kept coming back to say thanks for.
we LOVE Techno!— nathannibal
Its really nice, Its 94 MB big!— Keskin^
OPEN UP BABY— steveo460
The Passout Challenge Thread
Fkn0wned debates the old hyperventilation "passout challenge" — half the forum says stupid, half says been there, done that.
A December 2012 thread in the Serious Discussion section where members hashed out the viral 'passout challenge' (a hyperventilation/breath-holding stunt). Reactions ranged from blunt dismissal ('stupid', 'why risk it') to old-timers noting it had already been a fad on the forum and elsewhere years earlier, plus a few members sharing personal anecdotes of trying it — including one recalling a friend seizing after hitting concrete, which cooled some of the bravado. A tangent about a Russian YouTube video (via the phrase 'собачий кайф') added dark comic relief before the thread settled into general 'not worth the risk' consensus.
This is some old stuff, at least here. I've done it numerous times but never really passed out, I've collapsed but been conscious.— TripleD
one kid did it once and dropped onto concrete had a seizure school freaked out didnt do it anymore after that— d0t1q
and this is silly.. i like breathing and would like to continue— Monster
Casey Anthony Not Guilty Verdict Reaction Thread
fkn0wned's Serious Discussion crew reacts to the Casey Anthony verdict with zero chill
A July 2011 off-topic thread in the Serious Discussion sub-board where members vent about the Casey Anthony not-guilty verdict, a major real-world news story at the time. The conversation quickly turns into a general rant about the American legal system, with several members and even admin/founder accounts weighing in on how broken they think it is. It's a snapshot of the community stepping outside gaming/cheat talk to argue current events, complete with dark jokes and a non-American member asking who Casey Anthony even was.
That lady was obviously guilty and yet she was found not guilty... Just shows how broken the legal system is of america.— pimpinatatl
who is Casey anythony? (sorry none-american here)— [VIP] Charlie
I guess late-term abortions are legal in florida now— [Founder] f0wh
WinRAR 3.71 Crack Thread Ends With a Malware Scare
A staffer's WinRAR upload turns into a virus-scanner scare two months later.
Staff member Sonikk posted a cracked copy of WinRAR 3.71 Final in the Software subforum of the Red Light District section, complete with the usual feature list copy-paste and a rapidshare 'thanks' file link. The thread drew the typical wave of drive-by thank-you posts from members over the following weeks. Notably, about two months later a poster named brian965 returned with a multi-engine antivirus scan report flagging the associated patch file as infected with a backdoor/trojan, prompting a brief moment of concern at the end of the thread.
Um... File: WinRAR_3.xx_Custom_Patch_v1.3.starzboy.exe Status: INFECTED/MALWARE— brian965
no, it's shit, thanks.— The Moose
Been looking for this, thanks.— Vydran
[GER NEWS] X-BOX 360: Halo 3 Leak Thread
A German news copy-paste about a leaked Halo 3 turns into a casual brag session about downloading everything under the sun.
flatschGER posted a German-language news blurb reporting that Halo 3 had leaked onto P2P networks days before its official Xbox 360 release, sourced from a scene-style writeup crediting release group CCCLX. The thread quickly devolved from 'is this old news' bickering into a lighthearted, unfiltered chat between regulars about downloading habits, playing pirated games online, and even reselling burned discs and cracking tools at school. It's a small, chatty corner of the Deutsche Hacks subforum with a very casual, laughing-emoji vibe typical of the era.
ich lade alles was man nur laden kann..von a wie antivirusprogramme bis S wie Spiele— albert90
ja ich brauch auch die ganzen programme filme und spiele...die vercheck ich dann immer an meiner schule— albert90
ihr habt ne unlegale version von halo 3 geladen ihr seit ja bse buben— flatschGER
10 Great High Explosive Mixtures - BIG BOOM
A random 'explosives recipe' tutorial thread that a bunch of teenage forum regulars just... replied 'lol' and 'sweet' to.
A tutorial-board thread in Fkn0wned's Red Light District shared a list of homemade explosive/pyrotechnic mixtures, and the surviving second page is mostly a long tail of one-line member replies — 'thanks', 'unhide', 'nice', 'BOOM?!' — with little real discussion. One member (mermaid00) jokes about a poster wanting to 'blow up his school,' while another (somebody) pushes back skeptically, pointing out the mixtures look more like oxidizers or smoke bombs than real explosives and warns they could just as easily do nothing or hurt someone. It captures the classic mid-2000s forum vibe: edgy content posted with zero vetting, followed by a wall of bump-style replies from members chasing post counts.
i think we should limit what we put on here lol like mystical1 is probably gonna go blow up his school...o well its cool thnx for it— mermaid00
Man. Where are the ratios? Looks somewhat like oxidiser mixtures to me. A few look like smoke bombs. They'll probably make a boom when you light them up.... But it'll just as well blow your fingers off or not work at all.— somebody
i smeell fireworks— Bonkers
Linux Was Made By a Russian Terrorist — Old adequacy.org Troll Thread
A 2001 satirical parenting article about a Linux-loving 'terrorist' son had fkn0wned's regulars absolutely losing it in 2006.
Member Spetznaz shared a link to the infamous adequacy.org satire article about a paranoid parent warning against Linux, AMD chips, and 'hackers,' and the thread devolved into everyone piling on to laugh at how absurd (and to some, believable) the misinformation was. It's a light, off-topic joke thread in the Tutorials section with no actual tutorial content — just forum regulars bonding over a shared laugh at old internet lore. Small but characteristic slice of mid-2000s forum culture: dumb humor, quote-mocking, and community shorthand like rank titles and post counts.
there fool accually think Linux was developed by a Russian terrorist :D— Spetznaz
lol lunix nooo keep it away.— Malware
his definition of a "Hacker" is liek....every gamer i know. stupid ass.— blah9087976
C-1 Plastic Explosive Tutorial (Misfiled)
A supervisor drops a wildly out-of-place explosives 'tutorial' — and immediately gets called out for posting it in the wrong section.
A thread posted by longtime supervisor Janza in the Red Light District's Tutorials section, purporting to explain C-1 plastic explosive with heavy warnings about its danger and illegality. The post reads more as shock/edge content typical of mid-2000s forum culture than a genuine guide. A couple of members quickly point out it's in the wrong subforum (mistaking it for the GFX tutorials area), highlighting the site's usual chaotic, half-joking moderation vibe.
Listen up, this shit is powerful, dangerous, and highly illegal. If you don't have any sort of background in chemistry, you'll probably kill yourself.— Janza
Oh really? Why is this in the GFX tuts?— waLLa
Wrong Section.— qwerty54
Travis Barker Dead? Rumor Thread Derails Into Rap vs Metal War
A guy asks if Blink-182's drummer died — thread immediately derails into a full-blown rap vs. metal war.
In November 2007, member waLLa started a thread asking if a rumor about Travis Barker's death was true, unsure enough to post it in General Discussion instead of World News. Other members quickly debunked it as a MySpace hoax/publicity stunt, but the thread almost instantly spiraled into an unrelated, heated argument about whether rap or metal 'takes more skill,' complete with genre debates, name-dropped drummers (Neil Peart, Dave Lombardo), and some ugly racially charged comments. By the next day even the OP was calling out how far off-topic it had gotten.
This shit got way off topic and thanks for answering my question guys— waLLa
God damn this thread is too easy. Dead he is not....— Arcade
just admit it, Metal takes more skill than rap.— -Still Life-
My Teacher Said (weed thread)
New guy wants to 'stab' his teacher over an anti-weed lecture — forum immediately calls out the fake gangster act
A brand-new member (joined that same day) vents that his teacher called for life imprisonment for weed users and asks the forum how to change his mind, joking about wanting to stab him. Regulars quickly clock it as a thin excuse to brag about smoking weed, with admin Shifty. calling it out directly, and the thread devolves into joke suggestions (weed brownies, a ticket to Amsterdam) before a more serious member weighs in on addiction. Classic early Fkn0wned off-topic energy: low-stakes teenage venting met with immediate mockery from the established userbase.
This is just an excuse to let us know you smoke weed and to prove your gangster over the interwebz. youfail.org— Shifty.
Bake him some cakes and put some in them, but then tell him after...— sammo
i never said i smoke weed....weed is for people without a life— Industry
Willy Bum Bum
Kimmi drops a cursed video link and half the forum loses faith in humanity
A throwaway thread in General Discussion where longtime smod Kimmi posted a link to the viral 'Willy Bum Bum' video, prompting a cascade of members reacting with laughter, disbelief, and mock horror. It's a classic low-stakes off-topic filler thread, the kind that padded out the forum between the actual cheat/warez talk, with regulars like vermiLLion and Emrys chiming in with one-liners. No drama, just community members bonding over a shared 'what did I just watch' moment.
i just lost all faith in humanity.— Emrys
what the fuck did i just watch?— lulraep
It's not even catchy. I can't understand half of what he is saying then i just hear "willy bum bum bum willy bum bum".— vermiLLion
Whats your favorite internet meme?
A 2009 meme-sharing thread that instantly devolves into 'go fuck yourself newfag' — classic Fkn0wned energy.
A lighthearted General Discussion thread from December 2009 where smod ap3x asks members to share their favorite internet memes, pointing newer users toward KnowYourMeme for inspiration. Replies are short and scattered — a security crew member dismisses memes entirely, a couple of regulars drop meme references and links, and ap3x needles people for not posting actual pictures. Small thread, but a good little time capsule of forum banter and the era's meme culture.
all meme's are shit. go fuck yourself newfag— kasper5150
i love you too kasper... D:— ap3x
POST PICS SCRUBS— ap3x
Unit 731 — "wow, how could you even..."
A random WWII history copypaste spirals into Rape of Nanking trivia and someone's grandpa's medals
User Industry opened a General Discussion thread in December 2007 by pasting a lengthy Wikipedia-style account of Unit 731's human experimentation, reacting with shock. Regulars piled in with a mix of genuine unease, dark humor, and pop-culture comparisons (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Saw), before the thread pivoted into a similarly grim excerpt about the Rape of Nanking. It closes on a lighter, very forum-typical note with olie22 bragging about his grandfather's WWII medals and Industry joking about '1337 headshot haxs.'
how could you even stand to do this kinda stuff without having nightmares?!!!— Industry
he musta FkN0wned teh japs— olie22
lol, your grandpa had the 1337 headshot haxs hehe— Industry
Know What Your Friends Do (Without Keylogging)
One bored member googled his friends' screen names and found an anime-porn forum, a fake gangster, and a Volvo enthusiast.
A lighthearted 2007 thread on Fkn0wned's General Discussion board where Renegade.MB suggested googling your friends' usernames to see what else they get up to online, sparking replies from members trying it on themselves and their clanmates. Results ranged from mundane (a clan leader asking for car help on Volvo forums) to comically vague (a moderator's name just returning 'black sabbath'), with one member noting his handle alone pulled over a million Google hits. A casual, curiosity-driven time-waster typical of the forum's off-topic culture.
I found that one of them is a member on an anime porn site, one of them is a pretend gangster on some site, beebo.com and another one is on some hentai site.— Renegade.MB
turns out hes on a shit load of volvo forums trying to get help with his car and shit— Legit_Hacks
wow that worked black sabbath came up when i typed in my name..— PaRaNoID
Favorite Porn Star
shwager kicks off an NSFW poll and the whole crew weighs in with picks (and a jab at a mod's 'leaked tape')
A classic off-topic NSFW thread in General Discussion where shwager asked members to name and picture their favorite pornstar. Replies ranged from Sara Jean Underwood and Tori Black to Diamond Kitty and Maria Ozawa, with the usual joking, ratings, and light ribbing. Notably, mod Kimmi got teased by m1sterfopje about being someone's 'favorite,' leading to a running joke about a supposed leaked tape. Pure early-2010s forum culture: casual, crude, and communal.
Tell us your Favorite pornstar and post a picture and tell us why they are your favorite!— shwager
Shhh.. the tape may not leak.— Kimmi
She's the first cute pr0n actress (photo at least) I've ever seen, all of em are ugly lol.— Kimmi
Got any 90's rap/hip-hop?
A noob's rap drought turns into a full-blown 90s hip-hop syllabus, courtesy of the forum's old heads.
Member dubb420 complained that modern rap had turned into 'bubblegum bitch pop-rap' and asked for good 90s hip-hop tracks, explicitly banning Drake, Lil Wayne, and Gucci Mane suggestions. Regulars and higher-ranked members like SNK, Puree, and QuaXz piled on with genuine, sprawling lists of classic artists (Wu-Tang, Nas, Big L, A Tribe Called Quest, and dozens more), turning a small off-topic music thread into a nostalgic crate-digging session. It's a low-key, chill General Discussion thread showing the social/hangout side of the forum outside of the cheats and warez sections.
There's fuckin NOTHING good these days...— dubb420
Biggie Smalls is the best.— shwager
every single person has good songs so i can't post the best ones.— QuaXz
The Definition of "You"
Admin ap3x drops an Encyclopedia Dramatica link and calls the whole board a piece of shit — chaos ensues
A throwaway shitpost thread started by admin ap3x, linking the Encyclopedia Dramatica 'You' page and its classic insult. Regulars piled on with jokes, YouTube links, and playful jabs at each other, with a couple members half-jokingly egging on a 'fight.' Purely low-stakes forum banter typical of the General Discussion section, ending with someone predicting (correctly, in spirit) that the thread would get taken down eventually.
YOU are a fucking piece of shit.— ap3x
lol shits so cash ;D— Nickiller007
i sense a fight.— lulraep
What are you listening to?! (General Discussion)
A dusty 2008 music-check-in thread where half the posters would later get banned or renamed anyway.
A casual 'name your current song' thread from Fkn0wned's General Discussion board, running across at least two pages in early January 2008. Members drop whatever's playing—rap, metal, techno, nu-metal, grunge—with zero drama, just idle chatter typical of an off-topic filler thread. Notable mostly for capturing the site's regular cast (including staff/supervisors and 1000-post veterans) in a mundane, low-stakes moment, and for Nerf's account status visibly flipping from active member to 'Banned' between posts on the same thread.
Just some techno on my MP3 player, as usual.— hunterbrute224
there is a thread called "the now playing thread"...— LoRd Ragealot
Thank jebus Nerf i didnt know anybody else listened to lupe!— dainbramaged
"HI MATT!" - net send panic thread
A random 'HI MATT!' popup sends a member into a panic — was it a hacker, a RAT, or just a buddy with net send?
A member named abstract1337 panics after a message reading 'HI MATT!' pops up on his screen, prompting a back-and-forth with the mystery sender before he yanks the internet and reboots. Regulars and staff (Goodapollo, laptops, Shifty) chime in with theories ranging from a prank via net send over his open wireless network to an actual RAT (Remote Administration Tool) infection, with advice to get antivirus and change passwords from a clean machine. It's a classic slice of mid-2000s forum tech-support culture — half genuine troubleshooting, half everyone assuming it was just a friend messing with him.
At 2:10 today a text message popped up that said "HI MATT!" ... HOW DID THIS PERSON GET INTO MY COMPUTER AND CAN I FIND OUT WHO DID IT???!!!!!— abstract1337
Yeah that could be, most likely someone that you know? just gankin your chain— Goodapollo
I think.. Someone is using a RAT on you (Remote Administration Tool)... i also suggest you change your passwords, as the guy already has them, or will get them soon.— laptops
What did you believe in?
Fkn0wned regulars come clean about Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and childhood nonsense.
A light, off-topic General Discussion thread started by Smod Kimmi asking members what silly things they believed as kids. Replies rolled in about Santa/Sinterklaas, the Tooth Fairy, and other childhood myths, plus a couple of goofy personal confessions, keeping the tone casual and jokey. Nothing dramatic — just a comfortable, low-stakes chat typical of the forum's General Discussion section, with several longtime staff and members chiming in.
I told my buddies there were special glasses so you could play 1.6 irl, and they went to supermarkets and asked for them. LOL.— w44s
My mom is the Easter bunny...— vermiLLion
I thought i had a small penis, what a silly child i was!— deX-
Pope Gets 'Pwned' at Christmas Mass - Forum Reacts
Christmas Eve 2009: fkn0wned reacts to Pope Benedict XVI getting tackled at midnight Mass, gamer-slang jokes included.
A short Christmas Eve/Christmas Day 2009 thread in General Discussion reacting to the real-world news that a woman jumped a barrier and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI during a Christmas Eve service. Members riffed on the incident using forum/gaming slang like 'pwned,' 'GODMODE HAX,' and CS knife-humiliation jokes, with some noting the same woman had reportedly done it the previous year too. Light, jokey holiday-season banter rather than any serious debate, with several longtime FkN crew and staff members chiming in.
lulz, she's royally fucked now. They've got their own laws in there.— inSpired
GODMODE HAX OMFG— ap3x
Amazing that the person wouldn't plan something better like a kill or getaway.— vermiLLion
LOL me and kza talking
Founder TuxifieD pastes a rambling MSN chat with KZA about Buddha, diabetes, and nothing at all — pure 2009 forum filler.
Site founder TuxifieD posts a copy-pasted instant-messenger conversation with a member called KZA, mostly rapid-fire 'LOL'/'LMAO' exchanges that spiral into a nonsensical riff on Buddhism and diabetes before dissolving into keyboard mashing. It's a low-effort, goofy off-topic post typical of General Discussion filler threads, shared just for laughs rather than any real subject. One other member, Puree, chimes in briefly. The thread captures the casual, joke-around culture of the board rather than anything about cheats or gaming.
yeah I know we have really long convos that barely get any point across lmao but maybe one of you guys will lawl— TuxifieD
he ate a grain of rice a day or some shit... AND THE NIGGAS FAT... WTFAIL— KZA
THAT NIGGA HAD DIABETES— TuxifieD
IVE DATED MY GF FOR 2 MONTHS!
deX- brags about a two-month relationship and the forum roasts him into oblivion.
A lighthearted General Discussion thread where regular deX- announces he's been dating a girl for two whole months, prompting immediate skepticism and ribbing from the crew. Members demand proof, question the definition of 'dating,' joke that he hacked her Facebook, and compare relationship timelines. Classic low-stakes forum banter with no real drama, just old-school ballbusting camaraderie.
Ive dated my girlfriend for 2 months, and shes not fat, i know right? i r awesome.— deX-
Define girlfriend. And does she know you've been dating?— lam3r
he hacked her facebook— Emrys
Post Your Favorite Demotivational Posters
A late-2009 image dump where the forum's mods and VIPs just spammed demotivational posters at each other for a while
A lighthearted General Discussion thread from December 2009 where members traded links to old-school 'demotivational poster' image macros, the meme format popular in that era. Started by moderator ap3x, it quickly pulled in other staff and VIP members who piled on with their own finds, including some era-typical crude and un-PC content common to the site's culture at the time. It's a low-stakes, pure-nostalgia thread rather than anything dramatic — just members hanging out and sharing links.
Wow ap3x way to steal my shit— PopTart
keep this shit goinggg— ///xcF
oh lawd...— skramguts
How fast can you type the alphabet?
A dumb typing-speed link turns into a full-blown Off-Topic pissing contest, macros and all.
Astrea posts a link to an online alphabet-typing speed test, kicking off a casual Off-Topic contest where members race to post their best times. It quickly escalates from goofy multi-second scores into someone admitting they used a macro to cheese the test, followed by The Moose claiming a suspiciously fast legit time and getting playfully clowned for it by Paws and banak. The thread has that classic bored-forum-kid energy: lighthearted bragging, self-deprecating jokes, and mild flexing about unrelated stuff (grades, muscles, sprint times) thrown in for good measure.
i did it in .400 seconds.. using a macro -cough- .. i did it in 12 seconds manually lol— Paws
I have a sixpack of muscles, located at my stomach area. I have straight A's in the most subjects in school. I run 100 metres in 12,9 seconds, second best in my grade.— The Moose
sure u did moosey— Paws
So I was just chilling at the mall, till some douche bag planted a bomb
A mall bomb scare breaks live in General Discussion while regulars ask for news that hasn't even been written yet.
A thread in General Discussion where a member recounts a bomb scare at a mall, sparking quick back-and-forth about whether it was a real attempt or a false alarm. Regulars like kudi and PopTart chime in asking for more details and news links, with PopTart (an admin) noting the event had just happened within the hour. Jeremy Lin adds an unrelated aside about America being 'fucked up.' It's a snapshot of the forum's casual, real-time chatter culture outside of its usual cheats-and-hacking focus.
More a failed attempt rather than a false alarm, or at least that's what it seems like— NigelStrawberry
It just happened within the hour, doubt there is any news stories yet.— PopTart
America is fucked up.— Jeremy Lin
Sending Prescription Drugs from Canada to US
A member asks the forum how deep customs actually searches the mail — and gets more advice than he bargained for.
A user named Repulse asked fellow members about the risks of mailing oxycodone internationally from Canada, specifically how thoroughly customs and mail carriers screen packages. Reactions were mixed: some members (RandyCandy, Guzziex, ap3x) warned him off entirely citing legal risk, while others (MrOnlyFriends, d0t1q) offered anecdotal reassurance and detailed workaround suggestions. The thread captures a typical off-topic 'Support' section detour into risky personal advice-seeking, common on early-2010s forums with looser moderation.
Honestly, i wouldnt take the chance, if one little thing goes wrong you're fucked, and for what?— RandyCandy
Don't do it. If u get caught than you will go to the prison for a LOOOOOONNNNGGGG time.... -_-— Guzziex
Once you send that shit over borders you're fucked in two spots and it becomes that much more complicated.— ap3x
My PC is Tha Best: Failing The Ship's Minimum Specs
Guy's rig fails the minimum requirements for The Ship — the whole forum piles on.
User asshoel50 posted a screenshot of his computer failing to meet the system requirements for the game The Ship, finding it hilarious rather than embarrassing. The thread quickly turned into good-natured mockery of his sub-1GB RAM, single-core CPU, and old-school specs, with regulars and even a staff member (AKULA) chiming in to laugh along. It's a classic slice of mid-2000s forum culture: low-stakes ribbing, quote-chain jokes, and a good sport taking the jabs in stride at the end.
dont make fun of my computa!! its the best! naat.— asshoel50
Ha ha less than 1 GB of RAM, LOL Single Core, L O L WINDOWS XP AND DIRECT X 9. GG made me lol— hunterbrute224
Owned.— CoryZ
Techno Viking meme sighting, 2007
ZarbonPRO drops the Techno Viking meme in 2007 and half the forum just shrugs 'lame'
A short, low-stakes Links/Humor post from November 2007 where user ZarbonPRO shares the now-legendary 'Techno Viking' YouTube clip. Reception was mixed to lukewarm — several members called it 'lame' or said they didn't get it, sparking a mini back-and-forth including a light callout from Supervisor 'Don Ruski'. A classic slice of early-forum humor-sharing culture, notable mainly for being an early sighting of a meme that would later become internet-famous.
..kicks Techno Viking's ass!— ZarbonPRO
lame— blacknight00
Zarbo, come on, wtf?— Don Ruski