Off-Topic Gold
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Holy shit - fake fighting video thread
A guy takes a fake-fight video way too seriously, and the whole thread just goes 'lol'
A short-lived Off-Topic thread from late November 2007 where member orangespwnz shared a Break.com video of someone getting hurt during staged/fake fighting. It only pulled a couple of replies before fizzling out, mostly one-word reactions and a joke about a 'ninja turtle.' Pure filler humor-thread material typical of the Links/Humor subforum, nothing dramatic, just a quick laugh-and-move-on post.
i lol'd.— orangespwnz
OMg a NInja NInja turtle <3— blackxthink
rofl and lol— Olie22
Jack Black on LSD
A member drops a shaky YouTube link of Jack Black tripping, and the whole thread just laughs along.
A quick, forgettable Links/Humor thread from December 2007 where user THe8l8 shares a YouTube clip of Jack Black on LSD. A handful of regulars pile in with the usual 'lmao' and 'rofl' reactions, quoting favorite moments from the video, and one poster tangents into mentioning another disturbing viral clip they'd seen nearby. Nothing dramatic — just classic low-stakes forum filler, the kind of throwaway post-and-laugh thread that filled the Off-Topic boards between the cheat releases and CS chatter.
lmaooooo Nice find— waLLa
DUDE MINES POSITIVE!!! omg that shit had me rollin— mako_x23
Lol. Love when kage turns into baby and then Jack says "What the FUCK!?!?" R0FL— Whats that?...BANG!!
parkour tag
A random parkour video link that mostly ended in a mod scolding the poster for spam
User jacal posted a CollegeHumor parkour video link in the Links/Humor section back in late 2007, offering a quick reaction that it looked risky if someone missed a step. Supervisor HaSh chimed in to call out jacal for spamming multiple separate link threads instead of consolidating them. Another member, SDJH2982, wrapped things up with genuine enthusiasm for parkour and a request for the video's soundtrack, guessing it was Beastie Boys. A small, quiet thread typical of the forum's low-stakes off-topic link-sharing culture.
pretty fkn sweet vid i wish i could do it but it would suck if they missed a step lool— jacal
Dude, if youre going to post a bunch of threads put them all in one thread not 4 seperate ones.— HaSh
god, i love parkour what song was that btw? sounds like Beastie Boys— SDJH2982
Grandma's Kisses!
A New Year's Day YouTube link split the room — 'legend' or just noise?
A quick Off-Topic post from New Year's Day 2008, sharing a YouTube video titled 'Grandma's Kisses' for laughs. Reactions were mixed: one member called it a legendary find, another flatly didn't find it funny, and a third laughed it up. A small, low-stakes exchange typical of the Links/Humor subforum.
Legend.— Exodus
I didn't find it funny.— Exodus
AHAHAHAHAAH, very nice find— Industry
Japanese Binocular Soccer
One guy shares a break.com clip, five posts of "haha funny," thread's over — peak Links/Humor energy
A quick Links/Humor post from December 2007 where member Enigma shared a break.com video of Japanese Binocular Soccer. A handful of members, including staffer miLLer, dropped in with brief 'haha funny' reactions, and 1K Club regular Paws noted the video had already been posted before. Nothing dramatic — just a small, low-effort filler thread typical of the board's link-dumping culture.
haha fucking awsome, check it— Enigma
they look like idiots in those outfits— anarchie65
posted before by me but sure.— Paws
Human Tetris video share
Someone shared that goofy Japanese human-Tetris game show clip and the whole thread just agreed: incredible waste of effort, 10/10.
A quick Off-Topic Links/Humor thread from January 2008 where member jcomp6 reposted (crediting 'DCXVI') a YouTube video of the famous human Tetris game show segment. A handful of regulars dropped by to say it was funny or impressive, with one member joking about the effort it took to make. Nothing dramatic, just a casual laugh-and-move-on link thread typical of the section.
is the funniest shit— jcomp6
wow that was really special! much work doing this vid I guess!— LoRd Ragealot
someone has to much time on thier hands to come up with that— kippa
The Vomiting Dog Video Thread
A dog throws up, licks it back up, and half of Fkn0wned shows up to react.
A short, silly Links/Humor post from December 2007 where member washingtonpayne shared a YouTube video of a dog with a gross 'nice finish' (implied vomiting/licking it up). The thread is a quick string of one-liner reactions from regulars ranging from amused to grossed out, typical of the low-stakes joke-sharing that filled the Off-Topic section. Nothing dramatic here, just a snapshot of everyday forum banter and the community's shared sense of humor.
guess theres no chance for a second date....— washingtonpayne
It still went to lick up its own puke ffs. Kinda old vid aniwayz.— Exodus
OMg o.o weird dog— blackxthink
Heidi Klum Talking About Boobs
A break.com clip and eight guys with nothing better to say about it
A throwaway link-share thread in the Links/Humor subforum, posted by regular Paws in late November 2007, sharing a break.com clip of Heidi Klum discussing her chest. The replies are exactly what you'd expect from a mid-2000s gaming forum off-topic board: a handful of members chiming in with one-liners, a burst of quoting the '(my boobs are okay') meme song, and some low-effort philosophizing about boobs as an 'anti-drug.' Pure filler content, but the kind that captures the low-stakes, juvenile-humor atmosphere of Fkn0wned's Off-Topic section at the time.
My boobs, my boobs, my boobs are OKEY!— ZarbonPRO
boobs make everything better, they should be considered the "anti-drug"— Industry
wow that would have been completely ghey uf that didnt involve boobs— mako_x23
Funny Video Collection
A guy from Sweden dumps a grab-bag of Break.com links and promises to 'update this sometimes' — classic filler thread energy.
A low-key Off-Topic thread where member Paws shares a batch of Break.com clips (skater wipeouts, ladder falls, a high-speed bullet shot) with the usual pre-emptive 'don't flame me if it's a repost' disclaimer. Only two replies came in, one from LiP.STicK praising the high-speed bullet clip, and Paws thanking him and saying he'd keep updating it. A completely unremarkable but very of-its-era Links/Humor thread — the kind of filler post that padded out early forum culture between the actual drama.
please dont flame me if that occurs ^^— Paws
Wow. Really cool high speed camera. Thanks for posting.— [LiP]STicK.
Ill probably update this sometimes. ^^— Paws
Death Note gray-area joke thread
One guy's half-baked Death Note theory turns into a quick 'have you finished the series' back-and-forth
A quick, low-stakes Off-Topic post from October 31, 2007 where member c0rpsegrinder shares an observation about Light Yagami's moral 'grayness' in Death Note, linking a screenshot as evidence. A couple of replies follow with mild amusement and some light ribbing about episode counts, with the OP clarifying he'd seen all 37 episodes. Pure filler chatter typical of the Links/Humor subforum — nothing dramatic, just old-school forum small talk about anime.
if any of you ever watched deathnote you will understand this... black=guilty, white=innocent lol its true— c0rpsegrinder
Seems like you're missing 6 episodes. Better get downloading.— AcidViper
6 episodes? i have all 37 episodes of death note.— c0rpsegrinder
Bloody Shower Prank
A shower-based blood-prank video link gets the Off-Topic crowd cracking jokes about periods and horror movies.
A short-lived Links/Humor thread from November 2007 where user bragamuffin shared a prank video of someone rigging a shower to spray fake blood. Replies were the usual quick-fire forum banter — comparisons to the movie 'Blade,' jokes about the prank victim's reaction, and general 'lol that's funny' agreement. Nothing dramatic, just a snapshot of casual downtime chatter on the fkn0wned community.
Its a bit like the first blade film when all the vampires are getting sprayed with blood in that nightclub.— -Still Life-
ha...the lady thought she was having her period...rofl— mako_x23
It would be just like walking into a horror movie scene.— prefeK
garry mod video :O
A guy shares a Garry's Mod video, two people watch it, one calls it long, thread over.
A brief, low-key Links/Humor post from November 2007 where user blackxthink shares a YouTube link to a Garry's Mod video involving a 'flying penis' gag. Two replies trickle in over the following day, with members mildly amused but mostly commenting that the video dragged on too long to finish watching. A perfectly mundane, of-its-era slice of forum life.
Omg ! Flyin' Penis WTF!— blackxthink
lol they did an alright job with it, it was really long though— Legit_Hacks
beginning looked alright but i turned it off coz it was that long— pyeman
Why Kids Shouldnt Make Videos
One kid's excitement over 500 YouTube views gets absolutely roasted by the Fkn0wned crowd.
A short Links/Humor thread where a member shared a YouTube video of a kid seemingly proud of hitting 500 views, mocking his enthusiasm and inviting others to pile on with negative comments. Only two replies came in, both brief and dismissive, before the thread died out. Classic low-effort mid-2000s forum mockery of a random internet stranger's video.
i only watched like half of a minute of the movie cuz its sooo retarted and the kid who made it is like rllly excited for getting 500 views LMAO! plz post as many negative comments bout his video cuz he pisses me off lol— adam-buster
that was dumb..— mystical1
That, was fucking disgusting.— [LiP]STicK.
The Wife 1.0 / Girlfriend 7.0 Copypasta Thread
A classic 'Wife 1.0 tech support' joke makes its rounds through fkn0wned's Links/Humor bin
Pr0wL3r454 posted the well-worn 'Wife 1.0 is an operating system' tech-support joke along with a couple of YouTube links in the Links/Humor subforum. A handful of regulars dropped by to chuckle, quote favorite lines, and ask where a linked clip came from, in typical low-effort off-topic thread fashion. Nothing dramatic here, just a small, dated slice of forum humor culture from late 2007.
Lol, "Its the only time i have alone with my new dell, and I love it."— blacknight00
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT MEGS— mr.N0Nam3
lol.... Where did you find it?— banak
Retarded Policeman
A goofy YouTube link and one classic old-forum reply chain of pure lulz
A January 2008 Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread where regular LoRd Ragealot shared a comedic 'Retarded Policeman' YouTube video, quickly clarifying it wasn't meant to be offensive. A handful of members piled on with quick reactions and pointers to a second episode, the kind of low-effort, high-laughs post that filled the humor section back in the day. Nothing dramatic happened here — just a snapshot of the casual, easily-amused vibe of the board's link/humor culture.
Holy crap this guy is a funny shit i hope he makes more then 4 episodes— Bloodyb
i lol'd fkn hard— Tundergun
down syndrome ppls are teh shit now!— Industry
Tony Hawk's American Wasteland Rapidshare Share Thread
A quick THAW drop and a chorus of 'ty' and 'nice one' — classic Red Light District filler.
A short, low-key thread in the Red Light District's Games sub-board where user Nur5 shared a Rapidshare link for Tony Hawk's American Wasteland along with a brief GameSpot-style blurb about the game lacking the series' old spark. A handful of members dropped by over the following weeks to say thanks or offer one-word approval, typical of the quick drive-by gratitude common in file-sharing threads on the forum.
While the gameplay in THAW is still sharp, this installment just seems to lack that special spark that made the series so much fun in the first place.— Nur5
nice one— freak_uk
Thanks!— Denilson
Hitman: Blood Money Direct Link Thread
A 2007 game-sharing thread where a since-banned poster dropped a direct link to Hitman: Blood Money and the regulars just said thanks
In the 'Games' section of the Red Light District subforum, member ho0k- posted a direct/rapidshare-style link to Hitman: Blood Money back in July 2007. The thread is a pretty typical low-drama file-share post from the era, with a handful of members dropping by over the following days to say thanks or bump it. Nothing eventful happened beyond casual appreciation posts, though the original poster and one other participant were later banned, which was common for accounts tied to file-sharing threads on this board.
very good job, thx alot— rivaL
nice work— BigCheatz08
unhide— alwayshungry
Full Spectrum Warrior (Rapidshare link thread)
A supervisor drops a Rapidshare game link and the thank-you posts trickle in for months.
A simple game-sharing thread in the Red Light District's Games sub-board, started by forum supervisor Janza who posted images and Rapidshare links for the game Full Spectrum Warrior. The replies are almost entirely brief 'thanks' posts from members over the following weeks, typical of the era's file-sharing threads where downloads mattered more than discussion. Nothing dramatic here, just a quiet slice of the old download culture that kept these forums alive.
trhcx!— WARWOLFF
ty looks nice— ortho
Thansk Janza.— sanjuro3456
Need For Speed Pro Street - Mobile Java Port Share
banak drops a mobile port of NFS Pro Street for the flip-phone crowd of 2007
A short, low-drama thread in the Games subforum of the Red Light District section, where member banak shared a mobile java version of Need For Speed Pro Street (via Rs.com) sized for old-school low-res phone screens. A handful of members popped in to say thanks or ask if it was actually fun on a phone, typical of the quick file-share threads common on the board back then. Nothing notable happened beyond routine appreciation posts.
I really liked this game though. Works for 240x320 but is designed for 176 x 220 I think.— banak
hmm is it any fun on a phone?— truce07
lets see it— Younggun
Custom Halo 1 Download Thread
A months-long chain of 'thx' and 'ty' as members quietly grabbed a custom Halo 1 download in the forum's warez corner.
This was page 3 of a long-running thread in the Red Light District > Games section, where someone had shared a modified/custom version of the original Halo game. The bulk of the visible content is dozens of short reply posts from members simply thanking the uploader or confirming the download worked, spanning from late October through December 2007. It's a good snapshot of the low-effort 'bump and thank you' culture typical of file-sharing threads on early cheat/warez forums, with member profile details (join dates, post counts, Xfire handles, game preferences) visible alongside each post.
gotta love halo games ty dude— KhyLisOnFire
Thx, you're the best— wirmware
sounds sweeet— thankyou943
Lego Games
A random Lego games thread turns into a five-post pile of low-effort 'thanks' from CS regulars
A short, unremarkable thread in the Red Light District > Games subforum started by staffer 'Industry' about Lego video games. It didn't spark much discussion — just a string of brief 'thanks' replies from a handful of members, mostly there to bump their post count or acknowledge the topic rather than actually talk Lego games. A pretty ordinary snapshot of the low-stakes, filler-post culture common on the board.
I luv lego games thanks. love hacks— Flare124
thks— hidendra
eh ty— F.E.A.R.
Bank Job 2007
A 2007 game/movie share buried in hidden-content replies keeps dragging in 'thanks' posts a year later
This is page 2 of a thread in the Red Light District > Games subforum sharing something called 'Bank Job 2007', gated behind Fkn0wned's classic reply-to-unlock hidden content system. The original post (by Shifty.) is long gone from view here, but the thread limps on into January 2008 with a steady trickle of members replying just to unlock the download, plus a few genuinely curious or skeptical one-liners. It's a snapshot of the low-effort 'thanks/unhide' reply culture that kept old warez-adjacent threads alive for months after the original drop.
Can you rob the bank haha jk— IPwn3d
i'm slightly intrigued— godofwhore
unhide— Big Smoke
Hitman Games RapidShare Thread
A multi-page Hitman series game-share thread, tailing off into one-word 'thanks' posts as 2007 rolled into 2008
This was a file-sharing thread in the Fkn0wned.com 'Red Light District > Games' section offering Hitman games via RapidShare (RS.com), a common warez-sharing method on early cheat/gaming forums of the era. By the time this final page was archived, the thread had run to three pages and devolved into the typical late-thread pattern of members dropping brief thanks and requests (including a request for Hitman: Blood Money) rather than substantive discussion. It captures the low-key, low-effort file-sharing culture of the forum's Red Light District subforum, distinct from the site's more active cheat/hacking boards.
thanks, been dieing for them!— kozmik
Nice i need Blood Money— {}JuNNeZ{}
wOOt— lolCATS
EGirl V1.5 - Sex Game (Rapidshare thread, page 3)
The tail end of a Rapidshare 'sex game' download thread — mostly just members dropping by to say thanks
This is the final page of a multi-page thread in the Red Light District > Games subforum, sharing a downloadable adult-themed game called 'EGirl V1.5' via Rapidshare. By this point the original content had long scrolled past, leaving a string of short low-effort replies from members thanking the poster or reacting with a quick laugh. It's a small, unremarkable snapshot of the site's adult-content sharing culture rather than any major event or drama.
HAHA lol— Devlin1991
lol kool— i_own_j00
haha ty— gorgoroth000
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones - Megashares Download Thread
A 2007 Gametration classic: someone shares a full PC game via Megashares, and the thread lives on as a one-word 'thx' graveyard.
A file-sharing thread in the Red Light District > Games subforum where member Guru posted a multi-part Megashares download link for Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones, complete with a hidden codebox and password. The rest of the thread is the classic bump pattern of that era's warez boards — a string of low-effort 'thanks' and 'ty' replies stretched out over nearly a year, from mid-2007 into early 2008. Notable mostly as a snapshot of Gametration's file-sharing culture and the site's tiered member ranks (Trained Noob, Pornographic Midstate, etc.) rather than for any real discussion or drama.
thx— mircomania92
ty— F.E.A.R.
fd— walden
Resident Evil 4 File Drop (FileFront)
One member drops three download links for RE4, and a handful of regulars just say thanks and move on
A short, low-drama post in the Red Light District > Games board where user Afteryou shared FileFront download links for Resident Evil 4, complete with a copy-pasted description of the game's bonus content and new features. The thread is a typical warez-era 'here's a game, enjoy' drop, generating only a small string of appreciative one-line replies over about three weeks. Nothing eventful happened here beyond routine file-sharing courtesy exchanges, capturing the everyday rhythm of the site's Games subforum.
tyvm! let's play— .:BaTmAn:.
oh, just what im looking for— Zanco
thanks alot— TenSpeed
GTA: San Andreas 'Platinum RIP' One-Link Release Thread (page 3 of 4)
A 2008 rip-download megathread where half the forum just showed up to say 'ty' and check if the links still worked
This is the tail end of a long-running Red Light District > Games thread sharing a compressed one-link rip of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, hosted somewhere other than Rapidshare. By this point in the thread (post 61 onward, spanning January-February 2008) the original upload discussion is long gone, and the page is almost entirely a stream of short member replies thanking the uploader, asking if the file still worked, or reporting broken/unhidden links. It's a good snapshot of the low-effort bump culture typical of warez/rip threads on the site, with dozens of low-post-count members and Xfire handles listed alongside each reply. Nothing dramatic happens here beyond the usual link-rot complaints - it's just members keeping a popular download thread alive months after release.
links broke— Someone510
WORK?— killswitch101
me want this— songahm
Cool Games - link-sharing megathread (page 7)
Seven pages deep of forum regulars trading game downloads and dropping their obligatory 'ty' before vanishing back into the void.
A long-running thread in the Red Light District > Games subforum where members posted links to games and others replied with quick thanks. By this final page the actual links are long gone from view, leaving mostly a trail of one-line 'thanks', 'ty', and 'nice man' replies from a rotating cast of low-post-count members. It's a classic tail-end-of-thread scene: the payload's the point, the replies are just noise, and everyone's tagged with their game of choice (CS 1.6, CS:S, Maple Story, HL, CZ) in their profile.
orly?— ThousandPines
Hmmmm let's see— Ra0ul
unhide— Gazzim
Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Platinum Edition - Rapidshare Share Thread
A 2008 warez drop for a theme-park sim turns into fifteen posts of pure 'ty', 'unhide', and 'thx'.
A February 2008 post in Fkn0wned's Red Light District > Games section shared a Rapidshare link for Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Platinum Edition (base game plus the Soaked! and Wild! expansions). The thread ran for about five weeks and drew the usual pirate-forum ritual: members thanking the poster, asking if the download still worked, and posting 'unhide' to reveal hidden download content. Nothing dramatic happened — just a low-key, typical piracy-sharing thread with a couple dozen members dropping quick one-word replies to bump or unlock the link.
better be good or ill kill jew.— SuperRare
unhide— nalaka
work?— killswitch101
EMULATORS thread (page 8 of 8)
The last dregs of a long-running emulator megathread — mostly 'thx' and 'nice' by the end.
This is the tail end of a lengthy, eight-page thread in the Red Light District > Games section, apparently a resource/download thread for game emulators. By this final page the original content has long faded, with posts reduced to one-word bumps and thanks from members grateful for whatever was shared earlier in the thread. It's a good snapshot of forum culture circa early 2008 — low-effort replies, Xfire handles in signatures, and a wide mix of member ranks from 'Noob' to 'Fire Sale' to 'Trained Noob'.
thx— nono01
nice— randomher0
thanks mate— chaoticdoom
Mario Forever 4.0 (2007) share thread
A random Mario Forever download drop that somehow kept randos saying 'ty' for two straight months.
A short-lived thread in the Red Light District > Games subforum where user pyeman shared the freeware platformer 'Mario Forever 4.0' back in October 2007. It devolved into the classic low-effort bump thread pattern typical of warez/download boards — a string of one-word 'thanks', 'ty', and 'lksdfjvslkfjn'-style keyboard-mash replies trickling in over about seven weeks. Nothing dramatic happened; it's a pretty ordinary artifact of the forum's file-sharing culture.
mario pwnz— asshoel50
lksdfjvslkfjn— zubetube
meep meep unhide— djb
[RS.com] Diablo 2 request thread
Six posts of nothing but 'unhide' and 'thx' — the eternal warez-thread ritual, page 2 edition.
A tail-end page of a Red Light District 'Games' subforum thread where members requested and presumably received a download link for Diablo II: Lord of Destruction hosted on a file-sharing site. The visible content is entirely the tail of a hidden-content unlock ritual, with members posting 'unhide' to reveal the link and short thank-yous afterward. Nothing dramatic here — just a routine slice of the file-request culture that filled Fkn0wned's warez section circa late 2007.
unhide— sharpes123
lol thanks— numba1killer
cool thnx— BlueBandit
Rhapsody-to-MP3 Conversion Request
A guy just wants to free his music from Rhapsody's DRM — and gets roasted for being lazy along the way
A low-key thread in the Requests subforum of Red Light District, where a member named Emrys asked for a program to convert Rhapsody's .rox files to mp3. Another member supplied a couple of converter links while ribbing him for laziness, and a mod-ish regular chimed in suggesting he just use P2P instead. A brief tangent about virus risk on P2P downloads followed before someone dropped a link to another thread and the OP thanked everyone, admitting he personally used LimeWire. A perfectly mundane, of-its-era tech-support exchange typical of file-sharing forum culture circa 2007.
Noob helping noobs>:O why dont you just get a p2p program— ynaggo
Because about 45% of the files are viruses.— $()(_)1_$+3@13R
thanks. I personally use limewire, but a friend needed a program for rapidshare.— Emrys
Far Cry Download Request
One guy just wanted Far Cry in a single link — and swore his love (definitely not brotherly) to whoever delivered.
A short, simple thread in the Red Light District's Requests subforum where member 'Industry' asked for a one-link upload of the game Far Cry back in November 2007. Fellow member 'bobbafett07' promptly replied with a link, and Industry thanked him, hoping it would work. A tiny, mundane snapshot of the forum's warez-sharing culture and its casual, joking camaraderie.
anybody wanna upload in one link please? i would love you forever...i mean like sex love..not brotherly love.— Industry
I've found an FTP for you— bobbafett07
awesome, hopefully it works— Industry
Hedkandi Summer 07 Album Request
A member begs the Red Light District for a Hed Kandi compilation, double-posts in a panic, and staff finally comes through.
In the Requests subforum of the Red Light District, member scuddzilla repeatedly asks for a link to the 'Hed Kandi Summer 07' dance music compilation, bumping his own thread multiple times over a few days (even apologizing for an accidental double post). Staff member Arcade eventually steps in to clarify the exact release title before sorting him out. A small, mundane but characteristic slice of the site's warez-request culture, complete with the forum's posted request rules requiring a 10-post minimum.
would some one be able to post a link to this album please it very very good— scuddzilla
god u r god how do u get this music lol— scuddzilla
Is it "VA - Hed Kandi - The Mix Summer 2007" Clarify that and i'll get you it.— Arcade
FXhome VisionLab Studio Request (Dead Link)
A user just wanted a full copy of a video editing suite — dead links included, naturally
In the Red Light District's Requests board, member Chucko asked for a full version of FXhome's VisionLab Studio editing/compositing software. Jack Bauer stepped in with a Rapidshare link and password, but Chucko reported the file was gone within a day. Jack promised to hunt for another copy, Kida chimed in with a marketing-style blurb about the software's features, and the thread fizzled out with Chucko still waiting.
I was looking for a full version if anyone could help that would be Awesome— Chucko
Thanks but it says file not found— Chucko
i'll see if i can find another one...— Jack Bauer
[REQ][MOVIE] The Godfather trilogy - RapidShare request
One member wanted the Corleone trilogy, and someone actually delivered — twice, in RAR parts galore
A routine request-forum thread in the Red Light District's Requests section: user Peski-Ruski asks for a RapidShare link to The Godfather trilogy after coming up empty on the site's warez search. Regular Jack Bauer answers with a full set of multi-part RapidShare download links for all three films, then re-posts a second working set after the first batch died. A small, mundane exchange typical of the fansite's file-sharing culture and its 10-post minimum rule for making requests.
Well I went through CyberWarez and FkN and couldn't find shit, please some one link me.— Peski-Ruski
Thanks a lot jack ZOMG LINKS DEAD ZOMG— Peski-Ruski
I'll see if I can find some links that work.— Jack Bauer
Weeds Season 3 Request Thread
A one-post plea for Weeds Season 3 that mostly just recruited a second guy who also wanted it
A short, mundane thread in the Requests subforum of the Red Light District section, where a member asked if anyone had Season 3 of the TV show Weeds. Replies were low-effort — one member posted an episode listing they found via search, another simply piled on saying they wanted it too, and a third apologized for a redundant post. Nothing was really resolved on the page; it's a tiny slice of the endless 'can someone hook me up with X media' traffic typical of piracy-adjacent forum request boards circa late 2007.
hey! ive been looking everywhere for the 3rd season! blaaaaaaaaaarg!— Josh Terrible {HxC}
i need this 2— asshoel50
Oh, already posted. Sry then :s— Kida
[REQ] regcure 1.4.0.4 keygen request
A guy begs for two hours' worth of a registry-cleaner serial, gets it, and the thread just... trails off with 'thanks.'
A short-lived request thread in Fkn0wned's Red Light District > Requests board, where a member named jacal asks for a keygen or serial for the software 'RegCure' after failing to find one himself. Another member, cedars, chimes in with a fix (double-posting after an edit failure, which draws a bit of good-natured ribbing), and a couple of stragglers bump the thread months later still looking for the same file. Utterly mundane by forum standards, but a perfect little time capsule of how these late-2000s warez-request boards worked: minimum post counts to request, community members fulfilling requests for reputation, and threads staying alive for months via bumps.
i need a keygen or working serial for regcure 1.4.0.4 iv been serching for bout 2 hours and i can't find any so PLEASE HELP ME— jacal
why you double post just edit the first >_>— ynaggo
Sorry for bump, need this.. lol.— ViPeR $
Xbox 360 keygen request (that went nowhere)
One guy really wanted an Xbox Live Gold keygen — the forum's answer was a flat 'nope, and there never will be one.'
A short-lived request thread in the Red Light District's Requests board where member XyHavix asked if anyone had made a keygen for Xbox Live Gold and Microsoft Points, citing a supposed old keygen for 2-month Xbox Live as precedent. Two other members, Tundergun and MONST3R, shut the idea down immediately with blunt one-liners, and the thread died at four posts. A tiny, forgettable exchange, but a good snapshot of the era's casual piracy requests and the community's own skepticism about what was actually possible.
nope and there never will be one— Tundergun
Don't count on it.— MONST3R
Is there any keygen made for xbox live gold & microsoft points?— XyHavix
[REQ][KEYGEN] Microsoft Office 2003 Keygen
A guy just wanted Office 2003 to work — and got flamed for not upgrading to 2007
A short, mundane request thread in the Red Light District's Requests board where user Peski-Ruski asked for a Microsoft Office 2003 keygen after striking out with the warez board and shady serial sites. Dr.Lol came through with a working serial instead of a keygen, while ynaggo poked fun by asking why not just upgrade to Office 2007. Peski-Ruski confirmed the serial worked and explained he preferred 2003 since 2007 ran poorly on his machine — a small, friendly resolution typical of the board's day-to-day software request culture.
Even Ware-BB didn't help me— Peski-Ruski
Why dont just upgrade to 2007?— ynaggo
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss it works, thank you very much.— Peski-Ruski
[REQ] Real Player, cracked
One guy needed a cracked media player, another delivered in two hours flat
A tiny, mundane request thread in the Fkn0wned.com 'Red Light District > Requests' subforum, where user olie22 asked for a cracked copy of RealPlayer, no version preference. Fellow member Tundergun answered a few hours later with a specific version, and olie22 came back to say thanks. A quick, unremarkable exchange typical of the warez-request culture of the forum, showing the community's day-to-day mutual-aid dynamic around software requests.
thanks in advance dont care what version as long as it works.— olie22
Real Player 10.5 Gold— Tundergun
thanx angain tundergun— olie22
Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended Crack Thread
A duplicate Photoshop crack post turns into classic forum bickering over 'unhide this' and who posted first
A low-effort software-sharing thread in the Red Light District's Software subforum, offering a cracked copy of Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended. Early replies immediately call out that the same file had been posted the day before by someone else, leading to a brief mix-up between the OP and another member over whose post was a 'crack' versus a 'trial' bypass. The rest of the thread devolves into the era-typical spam of one-word 'thanks', 'unhide', and 'sweet thx' replies from members trying to unlock the hidden download link.
hmm i just posted this yersterday lol .. look its below your post— l3m0nz
Mann, all things are hided in here, mabye i should give the 10$ and tyhen download.. Haha!— gernhard
unhide i hope its not rapidshare— xscorpion
Google Earth Pro Share Thread
A random Google Earth Pro giveaway thread that somehow ran for six months of low-effort thank-yous
In the Red Light District's Software subforum, longtime member Afteryou posted a generic blurb about Google Earth Pro (basically its Wikipedia description) accompanying what was presumably a download link. The thread mostly consists of members dropping by over several months just to say thanks or 'nice,' with barely any real discussion or drama — a quintessential filler thread from the software-sharing corner of the site. It quietly stretched from May to November 2007, picking up replies from a mix of regular members, a Supervisor (HaSh), and at least one account later banned (trance144).
Pointless thread starter— HaSh
thx google earth is amasing— monk3y
Nice work bra'— cl!ent
Microsoft Office 2007 Enterprise Edition (No Serial or Activation Needed)
Free Office 2007 for the whole forum, no key required — classic Red Light District fare.
A November 2007 post by member 'Afteryou' in the Red Light District > Software subforum shared a pirated ISO of Microsoft Office 2007 Enterprise Edition, listing its bundled apps (Word, Excel, Outlook, PowerPoint, Access, etc.) and basic mounting instructions. The thread is a typical low-drama 'warez drop' with a trickle of replies over several days — mostly one-word thanks, a request for more mirror links, and a couple of casual acknowledgments. Nothing eventful happened; it's a small, unremarkable snapshot of the site's software-piracy culture rather than any notable event.
ty— cakeeater25
how many links?— soad11789
tite.— h4xor_bob
LimeWire.PRO 4.16.1 upload thread
The one where half the forum just showed up to say 'ty' for a LimeWire client nobody actually needed a PRO version of
An uploader named LoRd Ragealot posted a release thread for LimeWire.PRO 4.16.1 in the Red Light District > Software subforum, copy-pasting the standard feature list for that LimeWire version (BitTorrent support, Mojito DHT, TLS, firewall-to-firewall transfers, etc). The thread ran two pages and turned into the classic warez-board ritual: dozens of low-effort 'ty', 'thx', 'lawl' replies from members racking up post counts to unlock the download. Nothing notable happened beyond the routine file-sharing courtesy responses typical of the Software board.
Thank you kind sir.— Bliss
Thx, is this the newest one?— ijusk03du
unhide— abusayaff
MagicISO Maker v5.4.251 share thread
Someone dropped a disc-imaging tool in the Red Light District, and the thanks poured in for years.
A short, quiet software-sharing thread in Fkn0wned's 'Red Light District > Software' subforum, where user pyeman posted a copy of MagicISO Maker v5.4.251 back in October 2007. It sat for weeks before a trickle of replies rolled in from members simply saying thanks. Nothing dramatic here — just a snapshot of the everyday file-sharing traffic that filled this corner of the forum.
ty— Arctic
thx bro— asshoel50
thx— adamdafoo
CW AIO 3 RapidShare Pack 2007 — Software Bundle Drop
2007's ultimate 'AIO' toolkit drop — Rapidshare hacks, generators, and premium account tools all bundled into one legendary pack.
A member named 'prinz' posted a big all-in-one software pack (credited to 'Cyber GodFather') bundling a grab-bag of era-typical downloader tools, account generators, and premium-account workarounds for Rapidshare and Megaupload, framed as a bonus-loaded release in the Red Light District > Software section. The thread drew the usual mix of hype, a double-posting mishap blamed on a browser glitch, and short 'unhide/thanks' replies typical of file-share bait threads from this period. Nothing dramatic unfolds — it's a snapshot of the mid-2000s file-sharing/warez culture that ran alongside the cheat scene on Gametration.
Ohhh Lets see what you got.— TheLithuaniansLeader
Im sorry it was ant accident p.s edited Im sorry my mozzila fucked up so i madde it double rly sorry— TheLithuaniansLeader
sweet ty— cakeeater25
Super Win Speed Startup v1.03.16 Retail (Software Release Post)
A retail PC speed-up tool gets the classic Fkn0wned warez treatment — box shot, feature list, and confused comment replies included.
A software release thread posted in the Red Light District > Software subforum by prolific uploader LoRd Ragealot, sharing a cracked/retail copy of a startup-management utility called Speed Startup. The post itself is a straight lift of marketing copy describing the program's features for trimming Windows startup items. Replies are typical low-effort forum filler of the era: a member angling for mod status in the subforum, someone asking if the download works and requesting an install password, and a newer member just saying thanks.
Request to be mod in "software" ... do this work?— prinz
Need password for installation, you know it?— cedars
thanks man— crazy5abimunda
Super Bluetooth Hack thread (page 5)
Eleven posts, one-word replies, and a whole lot of 'thanks' — the death rattle of a classic warez thread.
This is the tail end of a long-running thread in the 'Red Light District > Software' section sharing 'Super Bluetooth Hack,' a mid-2000s mobile Bluetooth novelty/hacking tool that made rounds on forums of the era. By page 5, the thread has devolved into the classic downloader ritual: members bumping the post, saying thanks, or posting one-liners to unlock hidden/unhidden content. No real discussion or drama here — just a snapshot of regular members (many low-post-count 'Trained Noobs') cycling through in January 2008.
unhide— cctnfg
hmm lets see— steveo460
ill give it a try thanks— Nickgio