Off-Topic Gold
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Porn Paradise pic dump: Gina Lynn thread
A one-post pic dump in the 'Porn Paradise' basement that racked up a handful of low-effort 'ty's and a high five
A short-lived image post in the Images/Videos subforum of Fkn0wned's adults-only 'Porn Paradise' section, started by user laptops in October 2007. The thread consisted of a couple of hosted images with a handful of members dropping by over the following weeks to say thanks. Typical of the era's forum culture, where these R18 sections sat alongside CS 1.6 scripting boards and trading forums, gated by a tongue-in-cheek 'we moderate your fun' disclaimer aimed at keeping out minors.
k— imroz
ty?— cakeeater25
very nice high five— @1eX
Dont Let Daddy Know 3 DVDRip - Porn Paradise thread
The tail end of a 2008 adult-content sharing thread in fkn0wned's infamous 'Porn Paradise' basement
This is page 2 of a thread in the age-restricted 'Porn Paradise' subforum where a member posted a DVDRip of an adult film titled 'Dont Let Daddy Know 3' for others to grab. The remaining posts are just low-effort 'thanks'/'nice' bump replies from a handful of low-post-count members, typical of the section's link-and-thank culture. It's a small, unremarkable slice of the forum's seedier corner rather than a notable event, but it captures the site's laissez-faire 'we moderate your fun' attitude toward NSFW content.
ok— FL_Freak
nice— Thehitman18
ty— fpspwnr1980
Fresh Outta High School 6 DVDRip thread
A porn DVD-rip post-and-thank thread that just kept going, one 'ty' at a time, for months.
A 2007 thread in the 18+ 'Porn Paradise' section where user p5y posted a download link for an adult DVD titled 'Fresh Outta High School 6.' The replies were almost entirely one-line 'thanks,' 'nice,' and low-effort bumps from dozens of members over several months, stretching the topic to three pages — a classic low-content filler thread typical of that corner of the forum. It's less about discussion and more a snapshot of the community's Red Light District/Porn Paradise culture and the regulars who lurked there.
i lol'd.— orangespwnz
thanx.. any good.. looks like it will be— Marcel91
no, it's shit, thanks. thanks, looks promising..— The Moose
Cheerleader Lesbian (Porn Paradise thread)
One image post, one-word replies, and twenty guys saying 'ty' — classic fkn0wned image dump energy.
A one-image NSFW post in the 'Images/Videos' subforum of Porn Paradise, the forum's adults-only R18 section. The thread is a typical low-effort image-share: the original poster drops a single hotlinked image and dozens of members reply with one-word bumps like 'ty', 'nice', 'unhide', or 'hot' just to view the hidden content. Nothing dramatic happened here — it's a snapshot of the forum's casual porn-sharing culture and the 'unhide to view' quote-reply mechanic members used to unlock spoilered images.
enjoy:)— asshoel50
Shit, this stuff looks HAWT!— Saintscrumpy
Very nice.— TheLoneMan
FEAR MP RAGE
One dude's F.E.A.R. Combat rage screenshot, immediately derailed into an FPS-recording spat
A short, low-key thread in the 'Other Games' subforum where user MicroUltra posted a rage screenshot from F.E.A.R. Combat multiplayer, admitting he didn't know how to make videos. The reply chain is minimal - just a couple of members chiming in about using Fraps to record, with The Moose grumbling that Fraps tanks your framerate. Classic filler-thread energy from the site's 'Raging and Advertising' section, more notable for the site chrome and member badges around it than any real drama.
dont know how to make videos... =l— MicroUltra
fraps ftw— blacknight00
No ftw. 30 FPS ftl.— The Moose
Super Cool Crysis Rage!
A guy made a Frankenstein sniper-shotgun-jetpack-minigun-pistol in Crysis, and literally nobody could be bothered to click download.
In late December 2007, member Teamkillexpert posted a link to a self-made Crysis video showcasing a custom multi-weapon combo (sniper, shotgun, jetpack, minigun, pistol) and bragged about blowing up someone's VTOL with it. The thread got a lukewarm reception — replies mostly asked for a stream or YouTube upload instead of downloading the file, with one member outright calling it a waste of time despite the effort. Supervisor mr.N0Nam3 (also posting as NoNamE!) eventually closed the thread citing lack of interest, a small but perfectly mundane bit of forum-moderation history.
i once shot ga guy's brand new VTOL and it blew up, the guy had no idea what happend...— Teamkillexpert
Lol, I'll just close this as no one seems to want to download it, unnecessary spam may arise.— NoNamE!
Let us watch and not download it. .waste of time.. but nevertheless.. Gr8 Job?!??— haha.1
Soldat Hack Community Request Derails Into Grammar Flame
A guy just wants to know where the Soldat hackers hang out — and gets roasted for his grammar instead
A member named deathbird asks in June 2007 if anyone knows a community where Soldat (a 2D side-scrolling shooter) hacks were discussed, since he'd been searching without luck. A few members chime in explaining what Soldat is and pointing toward another site known for that scene, but the thread quickly derails into a small grammar-flame after a clumsy reply, with one poster noting the thread didn't even belong in the raging section. It fizzles out with someone suggesting the thread just get closed.
Does anyone know a forum/community where soldat hacks are dicussed regularly???— deathbird
tr3nx, theys rocket boots u noob;)— deathbird
What..the..fuck? Correct grammar and spelling FTL?— lol
Do you guys now any online racing games
A kid without Xbox Live just wants an MMO racing game — the forum gives him everything but an answer.
A member without Xbox Live asks the Other Games sub-forum for a free online/MMO racing game to play on PC. Replies drift between genuine suggestions (Need For Speed, Street Racer's, Trackmania) and off-topic ribbing, including one poster turning it into a joke about a fictional game title. Classic low-stakes 2007 forum small talk with regulars weighing in casually.
ive been trying to look for one for weeks but i cant find one— Crazyslayer443
The should make the game called "Ballistic the supreme cunt"— G4ngOfLA
track mania— Visual0n!
Real Punching (2007 e-book share)
A self-defense e-book drop in the Red Light District gets a lukewarm 'lol k' from half the thread
In October 2007, member anarchie65 posted a shared PDF of Geoff Thompson's martial arts book 'Real Punching' in the Tutorials sub-board of Fkn0wned's Red Light District. Replies ranged from mild interest and thanks to outright indifference ('it's shit'), with a few members vouching for the author's credibility as a martial artist. A low-effort but fairly typical file-sharing thread for the board, more notable for the cross-section of regulars dropping in than for the content itself.
no, it's shit, thanks. I will need this soon.— The Moose
geoff thompson is a highly recommended martial artist— asstwat
This doesn't sound very useful, but k.— trance144
This Girl Is AMAZING. Sort of
A dead-simple link-share thread that somehow spirals into a 'how old are you' callout
Janza drops a link to some kontraband.com video/animation with an NSFW/SFW tag, sparking a handful of one-liner reactions from regulars. A minor derail happens when one member questions whether the content is too 'childish' for the crowd, prompting Janza to reply with a curt 'Wut?' The thread is otherwise a quintessential low-effort filler post typical of the Tutorials board being used for random link-sharing rather than actual tutorials, and it got locked after petering out with a few 'lol' replies.
I could watch that for hours.— Janza
all i see is a white screen -.-— ICE}
janza how old are you ??? is it not a bit movie for kids or pretty wack people?— masterpikkie
Since You Guys Like Violence So Much
A dude drops a shock-value fight video, and the whole thread just laughs and adds more.
A short, low-effort off-topic thread from May 2007 where member 3dstz posted a violent joke video with a jokingly edgy caption, and other regulars piled on with more links and one-line reactions. It's pure filler/banter rather than a tutorial despite being filed under the Tutorials board, capturing the casual, juvenile humor typical of the forum at the time. The thread quickly fizzled out with a handful of replies before being locked.
Never scare a black dude— 3dstz
RIFK at this one!ahahaha MITTEN IN DIE FRESSE!!— Botoxx
Lmao, Tyrone are you going trick or treating pop right in the face— Pinoy Ninja
[Movie] The Crazies — Trailer Chat
Zombie-movie fatigue hits fkn0wned: the crew shrugs at 'The Crazies' trailer
vermiLLion kicked off a casual thread sharing the trailer for the 2010 horror remake 'The Crazies,' curious what the crew thought. Reactions were mostly lukewarm to indifferent, with several regulars (KZA, DJSketch, ap3x) dismissing it as yet another infected/zombie flick, while a couple of others were mildly interested or planned to grab a download once available. A quick, low-drama slice of everyday movie-chat life in General Discussion.
Looks okay, nothing im over exited about.— KZA
Just another zombie movie. *yawn*— ap3x
Yea it looks like it will get gay half way through.— deX-
Stupid but clever jokes
A guy's ass so big it out-crack's a Colombian cartel — and it only gets dumber from there.
A low-effort Off-Topic thread where a new member (foolsgold) invites others to share 'stupid but clever' one-liner jokes, kicking things off with a crude insult joke. A handful of regulars chime in with their own quips and quotes, including a stoned musing about beards and the Taliban, and a banned member (Renegade.MB) pops in mainly to mock the OP's use of the word 'lately.' Pretty typical filler-thread energy for the General Discussion board — nothing dramatic, just forum small talk and joke-swapping from late 2007.
Your ass is so big, it has more crack then a Colombian Drug Cartel— foolsgold
Talking of beards and drugs, that leads me neatly to the taliban— rynth
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.— bobbafett07
Locked Out: The Great MSN Password Recovery Plea
One member locked himself out of MSN Messenger and begged the forum for a way back in — staff wasn't fully buying it.
A member named jacal posted in General Discussion asking for help recovering a forgotten MSN Messenger password after also losing the answer to his security question. He asked whether any tool existed to pull the password from local files or crack it if stored as MD5, explicitly disclaiming interest in 'bruteforce' programs. Staff member Scratch pushed back with a basic troubleshooting question about the 'Remember my password' setting, and the exchange continued with jacal insisting there must be some file-recovery tool. A fairly mundane tech-help thread typical of the era's MSN/account-recovery chatter on cheat-scene forums.
i know im dumb is there a program out there that can find it??— jacal
did you select "Remember my password" on msn messenger? Otherwise you can't recover it.— Scratch
but isn't there a program that goes back through the files or something that gets the password??— jacal
What could I get for this computer? - Fkn0wned.Com
An old CS 1.6 rig, a MacBook dream, and the forum's collective wisdom on flipping a Dell for cash.
A member with an aging Dell desktop (built for Counter-Strike back in the day, now just used for browsing and MSN) asked the General Discussion board how much he could sell it for, hoping to fund a MacBook purchase. Regulars chimed in with casual appraisals and tips like swapping in a bigger hard drive and cleaning up the fan to make it look newer, with one estimate landing around $500-$600. A tangential reply suggested skipping the sale entirely and just handing the PC down to family.
Bigger hardrive and new video card. Probably not worth putting a new video card in though.— Pr0wL3r454
You could probably get $500-$600 if you're lucky.— Arcade
you should just give the pc to the family and save for it yourself =]— jcomp6
Typos
Fkn0wned's finest reveal their most embarrassing keyboard fumbles
A lighthearted General Discussion thread from April 2009 where members shared the typos they make most often. Answers ranged from simple slip-ups like 'jsut' for 'just' to jokes about fumbling their own password, plus some playful self-referential humor (typing errors on purpose to prove the point). Nothing dramatic here — just classic low-stakes forum small talk and community bonding.
What typo do you always do the most when typing? mine is - jsut (just)— jonneh28
I don't know waht mine is... (That was on purpose)— monopoly171
My password. Mess that up the most I think— Gamemania
Guy's Desktop Files Vanish After Reboot
One reboot, one Windows update, and asshoel50's whole desktop just... gone.
A member named asshoel50 posts in a panic after rebooting his PC and finding every file on his desktop missing, asking if there's any way to recover them. Fellow members chime in with suggestions ranging from System Restore to checking desktop display settings, but a couple of posters speculate he'd been hit by a trojan and warn the files might be unrecoverable. A small, mundane tech-support thread typical of the forum's Off-Topic/General Discussion section, showing the community's casual back-and-forth troubleshooting style.
all files on my desktop were gone. is there a way to restore this cause i had some importan files on it :/— asshoel50
your trojanned, resotore with windows disk— ballistic
id say trojaned and your not going to get your important files back if you were. Sry Bud.. Better Luck next time...— darkfin2323
Awesome or What? (the TF2-showed-up-on-every-account mystery)
Everyone's Steam account mysteriously had TF2 — turns out it was just a free week, mods closed it in minutes.
A member named gunhater noticed Team Fortress 2 appearing on freshly made Steam accounts and asked the forum if it was a glitch. A few regulars chimed in with half-serious theories (preload, a Half-Life-style unlock quirk) before staff member hoOkz pointed out it was simply a free promotional week for TF2 and locked the thread as solved. Pure small-talk filler thread, notable mostly for the quick, low-drama mod close and the casual back-and-forth typical of the General Discussion board.
actually, i think its like half life, once you install it, it comes on all your accounts. but you cant play it unless u have it on that account. AMIRITE?— [VIP] ojj321
TF2 is a free week so all steams will have it— [FkN] hoOkz
Team Fortress 2 is free for this week /solved— [FkN] hoOkz
Even Moar Demonoid Invites #4-6
Another round of free Demonoid invites drops in General Discussion — and half the thread doesn't even know what Demonoid is.
A short, low-key giveaway thread from April 2009 where member animestan hands out invite codes to Demonoid, the semi-private torrent tracker, for the fourth through sixth time. Replies are mostly quick 'thanks' posts, with one newer member (cfman) asking what Demonoid actually is and getting a one-line explanation. Classic filler-thread vibe typical of the General Discussion board — low effort, high gratitude.
Forgive me for abusing the english language. But here is what you came for.— animestan
Thanks and btw what is this thing?— cfman
semi-private torrent distribution site— animestan
New Rebecca Black song?
Zanderdanmark shares a new Rebecca Black song, gets instantly told it's already old news, self-locks the thread in under a minute
A quick, low-stakes General Discussion thread from July 2011 where member zanderdanmark posted a link to a new Rebecca Black song, only for two other members (OJJ and 'Justin Bieber') to reply almost instantly saying it had already been posted. Zanderdanmark then closed his own thread as a moderator seconds later. A tiny, mundane slice of forum life that captures the fast-paced, meme-heavy, nothing-serious vibe of the board's off-topic chatter.
Damn it sucks.— [FkN] zanderdanmark
Already posted— [VIP] OJJ
has been posted before :)— [1K] Justin Bieber
iPod Games - Fkn0wned.Com
A guy with a fancy new iPod Nano just wanted free Snake, and the thread that followed is pure 2007 internet time-capsule energy.
A member who'd just bought a 3rd-gen iPod Nano asked whether iTunes games could be pirated or otherwise bypassed instead of paying $5 a pop, grumbling about Apple pricing. Replies were short and casual — one classic sarcastic 'google it' response, one guy plugging Rockbox as a way to play games like Snake and Doom on his iPod, and another vaguely pointing toward 'patching' the device. Low-effort, low-drama, everyday General Discussion filler typical of the era's off-topic banter.
does anyone know if its possible to download the games on bittorrent or something and make them work with itunes?— dainbramaged
www.google.com =]— jcomp6
i use rockbox on my ipod i can play snake, doom, copter game .....— bragamuffin
Rival forum spams $500 giveaway to poach members, gets clowned
A rival site dangles a $500 giveaway to poach members — and gets roasted for it.
A member with a fresh, low post count drops in to advertise 'Gameconn.net,' a new community forum, hyping cash and gift card prizes to lure people to register and even take on moderator roles. The pitch reads like classic forum spam/cross-promotion of the era. A veteran uploader clowns the offer by 'offering' to moderate for $500 flat, and another member just asks what the site is even about, unconvinced. Thread fizzles out after three replies with no real traction.
Register for a chance to win $500 and 5X $50 giftcards for best buy!— swat0880
pay me $500 US i will moderate/manage your forum. day to day.— KZA
what is this site revolving? is it similar to this? is it a tut site?— irishash
The Hitchhiker's Guide To Murder
slingblade drops a cryptic video link, gets one reply, and even he's not sure why he posted it
A short, almost throwaway thread in General Discussion where longtime member slingblade shared a video titled something like 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to Murder', clearly expecting laughs. It flopped quietly for a day until VIP member retsnomlc chimed in with a lone '42' reference, prompting slingblade to admit the video had basically nothing to do with the actual Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy beyond the name. A tiny, quintessential filler thread from the forum's slower holiday period, right around Christmas 2009.
get outa my mind! haha!!— slingblade
42— retsnomlc
ok, i dont think anything in this video had anything to do with hitchhiker's guide to the halaxy in it, other than the similarity in the name— slingblade
Jay-Z ft. Hudson - 'Forever Young' music share
Admin ZoaQ drops a Jay-Z track and the thread just... agrees.
A short, low-key General Discussion thread where forum admin ZoaQ shares the Jay-Z ft. Hudson track 'Forever Young', calling it worth a listen. A couple of members chime in with brief agreement, including VIP DJSketch and regular jonneh28, before the thread fizzles out. Nothing dramatic — just a snapshot of everyday music-sharing chatter typical of the forum's General Discussion board.
just wanted to share the song thinks its /win :p— ZoaQ
Agreed, good stuff for real.— DJSketch
I listened to this about a week nonstop— jonneh28
Anthem celebrating Contadors Tour de France-win
Wrong national anthem plays for the Tour de France winner — cue five-minute forum roast.
Admin ZoaQ posted a short, mildly patriotic news bit about a 2009 broadcast mishap where Tour de France organizers played the Danish anthem instead of Spain's for winner Alberto Contador, linking a Danish TV2 clip. The thread barely got going before it fizzled into a broken video link, a quick fix, and a couple of dismissive one-liners about Contador's appearance. Classic low-stakes off-topic filler typical of the General Discussion board rather than any real drama.
The Tour de France organizers, A.S.O. love Denmark :3 <3— ZoaQ
meh they both looks like fagots or 3 idr.— Captainplanet
However, there is something wrong with that guy, his face, how he acts. Fail.— the unnamed
How to play DVD in Wii?
A simple Wii question in 2007 turns into a mini flame war before someone just says 'google it'
A member named jorskobe asks whether the Wii can play regular DVDs, sparking a scattered back-and-forth about disc formats, modchips, and whether Nintendo even allows it. One reply gets called out for flaming and being unhelpful, another cites Nintendo's own troubleshooting page to settle the technical question, and it ends with a suggestion to just rip the DVD and stream it instead. Classic low-stakes early forum tech-support thread with some minor bickering along the way.
maybe you should be less stupid and stop flaming everyone.— zarmanin
Please note that the Wii is only compatible with Wii and Nintendo GameCube Game Discs.— Goodapollo
how about rip the dvd onto ur pc then stream it to your wii if u want to know how then www.google.com— pyeman
Which Game Should I Buy: Assassin's Creed, Time Shift, or Mass Effect?
One guy, $80, and a forum full of opinions on what to buy in late 2007
A member named ynaggo asked the forum to help him decide how to spend $80 on a new game, running a poll between Assassin's Creed, Time Shift, and Mass Effect. Assassin's Creed ran away with the vote (80%), with a couple of members chiming in with quick one-liners rather than deep debate. A pretty ordinary, low-stakes Off-Topic thread capturing the casual game-shopping chatter typical of the era.
I Have 80$ Im losing my mind on which one..........— ynaggo
Call of Duty 4. Oh sorry, Assassin's Creed.— Eckos
mass effect— HaSh
Fingerboarding at it's finest
A sponsored fingerboarder video split the forum between 'that's sick' and 'who wastes money on this'
vermiLLion shared a YouTube clip of a sponsored fingerboarder showing off tricks, sparking a short, casual off-topic thread in General Discussion. Replies ranged from genuine admiration for the coordination to mockery about wasted time and sponsorship money. A handful of regulars and mods chimed in with quick one-liners before the thread fizzled out after eleven posts.
Who the fuck wastes money sponsoring some kid doing this shit?— ap3x
holy shit people actually get sponsored for that shit wow shoulda stuck with it back when I did it in the 3rd grade— Stryker0214
Dude i used to be way sicker when i was 6 years old. I'm gonna have to guy buy one again.— KZA
Quick Question About Bandwidth
A member panics after realizing refreshing his own site 50 times might eat his monthly bandwidth cap.
A short, low-stakes help thread from December 2007 in the General Discussion board, where member Marc347 asks staff member miLLer to explain what a '2 gigs of bandwidth' hosting limit actually means. miLLer clarifies that exceeding it triggers a bandwidth-exceeded error, and Marc347 jokes about having doomed his own site by refreshing his page repeatedly. A small, mundane exchange typical of the site's everyday tech-help chatter rather than any drama.
Does that mean that 2gigs of information can be transfered a month or something and after that my site won't be up?!?— Marc347
Yes, if you exceed it your site will most likly show an error saying "bandwidth exceeded".— miLLer
I have refreshed and updated the page at least 50 times today, my bandwidth is going to be depleted in no time!— Marc347
Dragonball Z -.-
One guy just wanted to know if his favorite PS2 game existed on PC. It did not.
A brief, sleepy General Discussion thread from June 2007 where member conTagious asks if a Dragon Ball Z game he enjoyed on PS2 was available on PC, hoping for something to do during the start of summer holidays. Fellow member prinz quickly shoots the idea down after a failed Google search, and conTagious accepts the disappointing verdict. Three short posts total, a perfectly mundane slice of old-forum small talk.
does this excist for PC, ive had good fun when i played it on ps2 some time ago— conTagious
dont think so cant find it on google— prinz
got damnit thats to bad— conTagious
Any way to skip closed ports?
A guy tries to dodge his work firewall and the forum shrugs back at him
A member named Kane asks if there's a way to get around ports blocked by his workplace's network admins so he can run a program at work, and whether he'd get caught doing it. Supervisor Janza suggests just switching to a different port, and hunterbrute224 chimes in about using port forwarding for hosting stuff on his own router at home. Pretty mundane, low-stakes tech-help thread typical of the forum's General Discussion section.
Is there any way I can connect to ports even their closed? Any way around?— kanetheheatsink
Just a question, why can't you just use a different port?— Janza
I use port forwarding to host shit on my router— hunterbrute224
Lets see how high we can count :D
A guy tried to restart the classic counting thread — it lasted four posts before staff shut it down as a repost.
A member named RNK kicked off yet another 'let's count' filler thread in General Discussion, only to be immediately called out by regulars for duplicating an existing topic. A link to the original counting thread was dropped, Fopje asked people to just report it, and moderator NIX closed it minutes later with a boilerplate 'closed' notice. A tiny, mundane slice of forum life — low effort thread, fast community self-policing, quick mod hammer.
we already have a topic like this :)— [1K] Justin Bieber
so lets do it again niggah— RNK
guys, please just report the thread so it gets closed :)— [FkN] Fopje
[DUMPERT] Epic clips written by Kimmi
A Smod's dump of early-2010s viral video links, rated funniest-first — Dutch internet humor at its finest.
A quick, low-effort General Discussion thread from February 2010 where longtime Smod Kimmi shared a batch of links to short viral clips hosted on the Dutch site Dumpert, ranking them by how 'epic' they were. It's the kind of filler thread every forum had — a couple people chime in, one clip gets singled out as the funniest, and the topic quietly dies after three posts. Notable mostly as a snapshot of the casual, meme-sharing side of the community outside the hacking/cheat talk.
Very short clips of epic things! Funniest first IMO.— Kimmi
Failure in January is funny as fuck LMAO— Mystik
Japanese humor is so.. LOL.— Kimmi
Free Steam Games for NVIDIA Users
A guy posts a link to Steam's NVIDIA freebie promo — cue instant 'use the search bar' pile-on
Rebelz shares a link about Steam giving free games to NVIDIA users, which turns out to be a repost of something already covered in the Steam Client subforum. A staff member (Arcade) chimes in with a random joke about two posters both having names ending in 'z', and a handful of members thank the OP or just say it's cool. Classic low-stakes General Discussion filler thread with some light ribbing over the duplicate post.
I got an idea for you, theres a thing called S E A R C H, it spells Search you should try it sometime— hunterbrute224
lol i already posted this in the Steam Client section Youi just got pwnt by a fkn newbie— RecoileZ
and yet both of you have z at the end of your names, EEERIE.— Arcade
What's up with Niggorex?
A one-liner asking about a missing member turns into a two-post joke before a mod nukes the whole thread as 'spam fest.'
A member named Chazze posted a quick, curious question asking why a user called Niggorex seemed to be gone or erroring out on the site. Supervisor mr.N0Nam3 replied with a dismissive joke about the person's father, prompting a sarcastic 'that's really sad' response from Chazze. The thread never developed beyond that exchange before staff (Shifty.) closed it, logging the reason as 'spam fest' — a typical fate for short, low-content curiosity threads on this board.
DB Error, or what the phuck if someone knows?— Chazze
his daddy never loved him.— mr.N0Nam3
Oh really? That is really, really, really sad.... :<— Chazze
Wife Prank Gone Wrong
A viral 'wife catches cheating' YouTube video makes the rounds and the whole board just watches the drama unfold together.
Don Ruski dropped a link to a viral YouTube video (a staged prank/reveal involving a wife and infidelity) in General Discussion, and the thread became a low-effort but long-running pile of reactions over several days in August 2008. A rotating cast of regulars — 500 Club and 2000/3000/5000 Club members, a couple of soon-to-be-banned users — chimed in mostly with laughter, shock, and one-liners. Nothing controversial happened on the forum itself; it's a snapshot of the everyday shoutbox-adjacent chatter that filled the General Discussion board.
thats fucked up she fucked his brother id punch that bitch lol— bLunts
lol, now their both in deep fkn sh!t!— elmo575
So old but still funny.— Afteryou
Unreal 3
Supervisor Afteryou casually asks who's got Unreal 3 — turns out everyone just wants a CD key
A short, low-key General Discussion thread from December 2007 where longtime Supervisor 'Afteryou' asks who owns Unreal 3. Regulars anarchie65 and blackxthink chime in, with the conversation quickly turning into a joking callout that Afteryou was really just fishing for a CD key via PM. Classic filler-thread energy typical of the era's off-topic board — quick, casual, a little cheeky.
Who has this game ?— Afteryou
he wants a cd key like me haha— anarchie65
He want it lol— blackxthink
Does Anybody Know Who's This Girl?
A random pic, a reverse image search, and a swift myth-busting — classic forum sleuthing over absolutely nothing.
NIX posted a photo asking the forum to identify a girl in it, joking that he wanted her name. Within a couple replies, members used istockphoto and TinEye to reveal she was just a generic stock photo model, not the 'Serbian' girl NIX's friend claimed she was. A small, lighthearted thread with quick community-driven debunking, typical of the forum's casual off-topic banter.
Niggaz turn on ya engines me wants her name :D— NIX
She is just a model on istockphoto.com, nobody famous =(— testacc22
Nah my friend gave me tha pic said she's some Serbian bitch roflmao— NIX
cross dresser at college
Someone posted a photo from a college class assignment and the whole board piled on with 'ugly as fuck'
A quick, low-effort image-share thread in the Photography subforum of Art & Design, where user penguinmessiah posted a photo (framed as being 'for a class') of a cross-dresser at their college, noting most classmates didn't realize what was going on. The replies are short, blunt reactions ranging from calling it funny to 'evil' to 'creepy' and 'ugly as fuck' — pretty typical of the crude, dismissive humor common on the forum at the time. No real drama or lasting notability beyond being a snapshot of the board's casual mean-spirited banter circa 2009.
it was for a class... but yea still funny, most people had no clue what was going on.— penguinmessiah
UGLY AS FUCK. ( all 3 )— conTagious
Wow, class or not that's still fuckin' creepy.— Four20
Instagram Follows for $5 (700+) — Services
A guy sells 700 Instagram followers for $5, gets asked 'bots or real?', admits bots, gets clowned for it.
A short-lived Market Place listing where user privacygimp advertised cheap Instagram follower/like packages, directing interested buyers to Skype/PayPal. Fellow member Stewart quickly questioned whether the followers were bots or real accounts, and privacygimp copped to it being bots. The seller bumped the thread a few days later trying to keep it alive, but forum member KolTas closed it out with a blunt dismissal calling fake followers not worth the price.
Bots or real profiles? Instagram does wipes of bots accounts every now and then.— Stewart
Bots, Should have said sorry.— privacygimp
Fake profiles are not worth to be payed 5$ per 700.— KolTas
Paypal - We're concerned about potential unauthorized activity
A member gets a scary PayPal email, posts three vague words, and nobody helps.
A user called r00tus posted a barebones support thread referencing a PayPal 'unauthorized activity' warning email, asking simply 'Can i help me.' VIP members InfectedKush and Bangerz replied, one asking for clarification and the other jokingly telling him to just comply with PayPal's request. The thread fizzled out without any real resolution, a small snapshot of the forum's low-effort Support section.
Can i help me— r00tus
Please elaborate..— InfectedKush
Just do what they ask lol.— Bangerz
THIS IS SPARTA! VESTI REMIX!
A guy shares a 'Sparta remix' meme video and gets called out for double-posting the same joke twice
A short, low-stakes Links/Humor thread from November 2007 where a member posts a YouTube link to a 'This is Sparta' remix meme video, prompting a handful of quick laughing replies from regulars. One poster points out this was actually a repeat topic, since the OP had posted about a different Sparta meme video before, which the OP clarifies with a laugh. Classic era-appropriate forum filler: a viral meme, some lol's, and mild ribbing over posting etiquette.
LOL! IMAGINE A REMIX!!!!! ROFLLLLLLLLLLL JUST WATCH HAHAHAHA.— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!
Lol.. You may edit your last topic about this.. anyways it's funny as hellz0r..— The Moose
My last SPARTA topic was about a different video. Completely different although both are very funny.— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!
Porsche 911 (Japp) commercial
A guy shares an old Japanese Porsche ad and everyone just... agrees it's funny.
A quick, low-stakes Links/Humor post from December 2007 where member Lucke shared a YouTube link to an old Japanese Porsche 911 commercial he found amusing. A handful of regulars dropped in to co-sign the joke with brief one-liners before the thread quietly died out. Nothing dramatic here — just a small, dated snapshot of the forum's Off-Topic humor sharing culture.
that was actually really funny dude— Goodapollo
I lold irl— blacknight00
I already know this, But nice found.— Keskin^
rofl funny iraq shit
A guy dumps some YouTube links, half the thread argues about whether they even work, nobody quite agrees it's funny
A 2008 Off-Topic/Links-Humor post where user l3m0nz shared a batch of YouTube videos billed as 'funny iraq shit.' The thread quickly derails into a minor squabble over whether the video IDs/links were broken, with l3m0nz insisting everything worked fine while others called the links dead. Reactions to the actual content were mixed — some laughed, others (like aKari) flatly said it wasn't funny — a small, forgettable slice of the forum's daily link-sharing culture.
all links are fucked.— LoRd Ragealot
its not funny boy— aKari
''U Want Candy'' ''Yea'' ''I Dont Have Any Candy, Do u want an handgranade'' LMFAO— Tundergun
matrix ping pong
A guy posts a 'funny video' link and immediately gets called old news by two different members.
A short, throwaway Links/Humor thread from November 2007 where member jacal shared a CollegeHumor video of a 'matrix-style' ping pong clip. It got a lukewarm reception — one reply pointed out it had been seen a thousand times, another flatly asked why it was even being posted, and someone accused jacal of double-posting under a different name. A tiny, forgettable slice of forum life, but a perfect snapshot of the casual link-dumping culture in Off-Topic.
I've seen this so many times. It never gets ol...— Huffy778
This video is so old... Why bother posting it?— bobbafett07
Man!! You made 2 posts with different name...— AKULA
Next time dont cheat, LOL
An 'infamous cheater smashed at a LAN' clip gets posted for the millionth time — and gets called fake in record time.
A member posts a well-worn YouTube link showing someone allegedly getting caught cheating and having their PC destroyed at a LAN tournament. Regulars immediately pile on to call it old news and likely staged, pointing out inconsistencies like the outdated hardware and the target's lack of resistance. It's a quick, low-stakes Off-Topic thread typical of the Links/Humor subforum — more banter than substance.
this guy gets completly owned for cheating at a LAN tourny— Legit_Hacks
Fake as fuck. Look at how crappy his "leet" machine is, its like a 15 year old windows 95 desktop.— HaSh
EEEXXXTTTRREEMMLLYY old— scuddzilla
Rocket propelled bike
Someone found a jet-propelled bicycle video and the forum had thoughts
A short Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from November 2007 where user bragamuffin shared a Break.com link to a jet-propelled bicycle, wishing they had one. A handful of regulars weighed in with quick banter, debating whether building the thing would be more fun than riding it. Classic low-stakes link-sharing filler thread typical of the Links/Humor subforum.
a rocket propelled bike, i want one— bragamuffin
More fun bulding it up then riding it IMO.— Don Ruski
Noo, because when you ride it, you dont get tired in your legs and thats fun— banak
Super Cheap Posters
A Vintage Stock employee tipped off the forum to dirt-cheap movie posters, then forgot the actual link for a week
In this Off-Topic/Links & Humor thread from December 2007, a member claiming to work at a video game/media store shared a tip about ordering full-sized movie posters for a couple bucks each from a poster wholesaler site. Several members piled on asking for the missing link, which the OP had forgotten to include, and it took nearly a week before he circled back with the actual URL. A minor, mundane thread but a good snapshot of the low-stakes, helpful-tip energy of the Links/Humor subforum.
wheres the link?— sammo
A link would be nice.— Bucketface
mehh fux. i could have sworn i put it in there..— Goodapollo
lmfao now this will get u laughing
A last-day-of-2007 link drop that flopped so hard a Supervisor closed it with just "I Laughed."
A New Year's Eve 2007 Off-Topic post by sizzlemx619 shared the link internetisseriousbusiness.com expecting laughs, but it landed with a thud — replies called it annoying rather than funny, and one member told the OP to go kill himself. Supervisor HaSh shut the thread down with a sarcastically dry closing note. A minor, forgettable Links/Humor post that's mostly notable for the reception it got.
this was imo not funny but fucking annoying.— goofu
Go kill yourself...— Pr0wL3r454
I Laughed.— mr.N0Nam3 (closing reason)
You pr0n Name
The classic 'what's your porn star name' game hits Fkn0wned, chaos ensues over a quadruple-posted thread
A goofy Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from November 2007 where members generate joke 'porn star names' for themselves using the old first-pet/middle-name-style formula. The thread starter accidentally posted the topic four times due to a forum error, drawing immediate mockery from a Crew member before things settled into everyone just dropping their silly aliases. Low stakes, pure filler humor typical of the board's off-topic culture.
way to post this 4 times fucktard.— HaSh
My pr0n name is : Randy Rockstiff— blackxthink
mine is: Tom Spanks lol— asshoel50