Off-Topic Gold
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Slash Vs Bill Gates in Guitar Hero III
The day Fkn0wned debated whether Bill Gates could out-shred Slash on a plastic guitar.
A random pop-culture news post from December 2007 sparked a light off-topic thread about Guns N' Roses/Velvet Revolver guitarist Slash preparing to face Microsoft's Bill Gates in a Guitar Hero III showdown at CES 2008, plus a mention of Scott Weiland's DUI troubles. The thread itself is short, casual chatter with members just weighing in on who'd win — classic low-stakes General Discussion filler typical of the era's forums.
so.. who you think wil win ?— asshoel50
Bill gates.— mr.N0Nam3
Webcomics and Internet Humour
A Smod's daily webcomic addictions, from Questionable Content to Perry Bible Fellowship
A staff member (The Royal Scam, an FkN Smod) kicks off a casual General Discussion thread asking who else on the forum reads webcomics. He lists his own regulars — Questionable Content, Over Compensating, Multiplex, VG Cats, and Perry Bible Fellowship — with a bit of personal color, like comparing QC to a soap opera and noting his real-life job as a cinema projectionist ties into Multiplex. It's a low-key, personal, hobby-sharing thread typical of the site's Off-Topic section rather than anything cheat or drama related.
Questionable Content by Jeph Jaques is like my Coronation Street, a story of on-going scandal and drama that I have become totally engrossed in.— The Royal Scam
Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch is the funniest webcomic I have EVER read.— The Royal Scam
"HEY EVERYBODY, IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" — the wav file thread
New member's first post: introduce yourself, then immediately ask for a rage-bait meme soundbite
A brand-new user, aim3tti, joins Fkn0wned in November 2007 and uses his very first thread to say hello while asking if anyone has a copy of the infamous 'HEY EVERYBODY! IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!' wav file, a soundboard clip popular for trolling/raging people in-game. A handful of regulars, including longtime admin Shifty., welcome him in, and he finds the file himself before the thread fizzles into a normal newbie greeting.
Oh, can anybody link me to the "HEY EVERYBODY! IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" wav file? it's good for raging..— aim3tti
Yeah mate, thx for that. *EDIT Found teh wav, so jsut introducing my self.— aim3tti
The Great MP4 Converter Ask (Zune/iPod Edition)
A 2008 member just wanted to convert AVIs for his Zune — a perfectly mundane thread that's basically a time capsule.
A member named gorillas asked for a free video converter that could turn AVI files into MP4 for use on a Zune or iPod, specifically griping about shady 'free' tools that only half-convert files. nullvoid replied with a suggested tool, and steve357 pointed toward the software subforum for more options. A completely ordinary tech-support exchange, but a nice little snapshot of mid-2000s portable media player culture and the forum's software-sharing habits.
does anyone know of one? that converts video files such as .avi into .mp4 files to use on your zune, ipod, etc.— gorillas
check in the software area— steve357
Trade a Demonoid Invite for a Jordan Flight Club Code
tracyfan_1 wanted to swap a golden-ticket Demonoid invite for... sneaker forum access
A brief 2010 Market Place listing where longtime member tracyfan_1 offered to trade a coveted Demonoid invitation code for an invite to the Jordan Flight Club forum. The thread got exactly one reply, from newer member cixxa, who simply asked what a 'Jordan Flight Club' invitation even was — and the trade appears to have died right there. A small, quiet snapshot of the era when invite-only tracker codes and hyped-up sneaker forums were both hot underground currency.
i have some demonoid invitations, and at the moment i want to trade one of them for a Jordan Flight Club invitation code.— tracyfan_1
what is a "jordan flight club" invatation?— cixxa
Huge Pass List (XXX Passwords thread)
A 400+ post relic from Fkn0wned's shadiest corner, where 'free porn' met phishing links and nobody blinked.
This was a long-running thread in the age-restricted 'Porn Paradise' subforum where members traded and requested adult site access, though the thread was explicitly tagged as involving phishing. By late 2007/early 2008 it had ballooned past 80 posts and multiple pages, with a steady trickle of one-line 'thanks' replies from members looking for free access. It's a snapshot of the seedier, unmoderated fringe of the forum's culture, sitting alongside the site's cheat databases and trading boards.
Peski-Ruski wishes you happy jacking— Don Ruski
thank you im horny— mrkevinboi
Good Ass Mix — XXX Passwords Bump Thread
A 2007 thread of one-word 'thanks' posts — the classic XXX Passwords bump ritual in action.
A thread started by member KZA in the Porn Paradise > XXX Passwords subforum, where the original post (content not preserved here) prompted a long string of members dropping quick one-line thank-yous over several days in August 2007. It's a textbook example of the era's password-sharing thread format, where the real content was the link/creds and the replies were just bump-and-thank posts to keep threads alive. Five pages of this kind of reply activity show it was a fairly popular post in its section.
roxxxx0r my coxxxx0r!— ch0pz
i like bum— footnote
Allrealitypass.com Password Thread
A 15-page parade of 'thanx' and 'unhide' from horny teenagers circa 2008 — the internet's most efficient bump thread.
This was a long-running thread in the age-gated 'Porn Paradise' section where a member repeatedly reposted shared access links to a porn site (Allrealitypass.com), and dozens of members replied purely to unlock/hide the content or say thanks. The thread ballooned to 15+ pages over months of 2008, populated almost entirely by one-line bump replies from low-post-count 'Noob' accounts, showing how the board's reward-for-reply / unhide mechanic incentivized mass participation. It's a low-drama, high-volume artifact typical of forum porn-password threads of the era rather than any notable event or fight.
porno makes the world go round— coucoul
hope they still work— kobra330
RealityKings Password Drop
A one-line premium porn password drop that pulled twenty 'thx' replies before page two even loaded.
A February 2008 post in the age-restricted 'Porn Paradise' section shared a single RealityKings login for members to use, kicking off the classic low-effort reply chain of 'thx', 'ty', and 'unhide' as members tried to bump the thread or unlock hidden content. The thread ran nine pages long, mixing genuine gratitude with a bit of skepticism about whether the shared credentials still worked. It's a snapshot of the site's XXX Passwords subforum, a staple feature of mid-2000s cheat/gaming forums that also traded in adult content.
Lol, I can never get hold of these, Doubt it even works anymore lol.— Stev0
please dont die!— MostWanter
Random Password Dump Thread (Porn Paradise)
A moderator's password dump thread that turned into 40+ posts of people just saying 'ty' and 'unhide'
A thread in the age-gated 'Porn Paradise > XXX Passwords' section, started by longtime super moderator Shifty, dumping a batch of adult site passwords with descriptions for members. The replies are the classic low-effort chorus of a passwords thread: dozens of members thanking the poster, asking for 'unhide,' or checking if logins still worked. Regulars like albert90 (a 1000 Club veteran) and k0fighter (tied to SourceIndustries, the site's cheat-seller sponsor) drop in alongside a wave of lower-post-count members. One notable aside: banned member retarded_elephant69 leaves a cryptic, joking reference to 'G.O.S.P.E.L' and Shifty, hinting at some inside joke or beef between them.
my hands gonna be sore HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA— retarded_elephant69
unhide pl0x— truce07
SUPER LARGE MEGA LIST
One member's idea of a 'mega list' was just a wall of dumped adult-site logins — classic Porn Paradise excess.
This was a 2007 post in the Porn Paradise > XXX Passwords sub-forum, a designated 18+ section of fkn0wned.com where members dumped scraped or shared login credentials for adult websites. The post 'SUPER LARGE MEGA LIST' lived up to its name, stacking hundreds of username:password combos and proxy-routed logins for dozens of paysites. It's a good snapshot of how these mid-2000s forums operated a whole culture around passing around 'passes' as a form of forum currency and bragging rights, alongside the site's usual cheat-scene content.
SUPER LARGE MEGA LIST , CANT GET BIGGER THAN THIS!— mad tag
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Porn TV - the thread that just kept going
One dude shared a 'premium popup' workaround in 2007 and the thread lived on for six pages of 'thx' and 'unhide'
A member named Saintscrumpy kicked off this thread in Porn Paradise's XXX Passwords section by sharing a site called 'Porn TV' along with a tip for dodging its premium popup nag screen. From there the thread became a classic bump-fest, stretching across six pages over months as new members dropped in one-liners like 'thx', 'nice', and 'unhide' just to unlock the hidden content. It's less a discussion than a monument to low-effort forum ritual — a snapshot of how these password-sharing threads operated and stayed alive purely on gratitude replies.
Pretty cool site, it displayes a thing everylike 60 seconds saying to buy premium and it wont popup, or you can just click continue playing— Saintscrumpy
once a minuet is still annoying but i think i can live— slingblade
girls18.com pass
One Belgian noob's 'enjoy n00b' link post turned into a 24-page, months-long thank-you chain in the Porn Paradise section.
Started by member Loucouss in July 2007, this thread was a classic 'shared access' post in the XXX Passwords sub-forum, pointing members to the site girls18.com. The actual content of the post was trivial, but the thread ballooned to over 20 pages purely from members dropping one-line 'thx', 'ty', 'unhide' replies to bump their post count and confirm the link still worked, stretching from mid-2007 into December of that year. It's a good specimen of the era's forum culture, where 'Porn Paradise' and its password-sharing threads were a reliable low-effort way for CS 1.6/CS:S/HL regulars to rack up posts and stick around the community.
Enjoy n00b !!! And n00b, the link : www.girls18.com choise your girl then you go to the home page of the girl, clic on Members and good mast...— Loucouss
unhide..thanks— black_hatter
WoW Account for Sale as Member Moves On to Aion
A long-time member hangs up his World of Warcraft account to go play Aion — 400+ gold, epics, and vouches included
A Market Place listing where veteran forum member Dragon13 (member #930, joined 2006, part of the '1000 Club') offers his World of Warcraft account for sale, citing a maxed-level Death Knight and Shaman, epic gear, gold, and alts. He's moving on to play Aion and pitches his long tenure and post history as proof of trustworthiness for a PayPal deal. A brief bump follows with no other replies visible.
im very trustworthy Industry and others can vouch me also look at my join date/member number— Dragon13
This account could sell for 400+ on sites and etc, im open to all offers— Dragon13
Favorite game to play stoned?
Old CoD4 vs Guitar Hero debate: what did fkn0wned actually boot up when baked?
A casual Off-Topic/Debating poll-thread from late 2007 asking members what game they liked to play while stoned, with a poll splitting votes mostly toward FPS and music games. Replies ranged from Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare picks to staff joking that Guitar Hero gets disorienting, to a nostalgic nod toward the old PS1 game Descent. Low-stakes, laid-back thread typical of the forum's stoner/gamer off-topic culture, with a mix of regular members and staff chiming in.
guitar hero is hard ot play stoned! even un-stoned after awhile it looks like everything is going up lol— Industry
That game is just a trip to the past, and it looks better then any new games when your drunk/stoned.— anthrax_hax
Peak Oil
A cheat forum's Debating subforum takes a swing at global oil depletion theory, 2007-style.
In the Debating subforum, member valucard opens with a chunk of copied text from a peak oil doomsday site, predicting resource wars and industrial collapse, then asks what other members think. A handful of regulars (Eckos, skl, sammo) push back with varying degrees of skepticism about the severity of the prediction, while valucard defends the doom-and-gloom angle across a few replies. It's a short, fairly civil back-and-forth typical of the era's off-topic forum debate culture, sandwiched between the site's usual gaming and cheat-scene sections.
Personally were fucked, gas prices are already rising, we'll have a ton of resource wars, lose all our current, oil-using technology, and go back to the 19th century.— valucard
Fretting over peak oil is like fretting over whale...— skl
What is the Best Email? (2007 Debating thread)
Gmail vs Hotmail vs Yahoo vs... Horde mail? The great 2007 email wars of Fkn0wned's Debating forum.
A lighthearted 2007 thread in the Debating subforum where members traded opinions on which email provider reigned supreme — Gmail, Hotmail, Yahoo, and even the obscure 'Horde mail' all got shoutouts. No real debate or drama, just casual back-and-forth about storage space and ease of use, the kind of low-stakes filler chat typical of the Off-Topic section. Staff members and long-time posters weighed in alongside regular members, giving it a relaxed, everybody's-here vibe.
Does it really matter what email is better? They all pretty much do the same thing.— waLLa
Horde mail ftw.— -Still Life-
Music! (why heavy metal?) - page 4
A months-old genre-war thread limps into its 4th page arguing rap vs metal
A long-running Off-Topic music debate thread on Fkn0wned's Debating subforum, where members argued over musical taste, with heavy metal and rap being the main flashpoints. By this fourth page the discussion had settled into a mellow back-and-forth about acquired tastes, with member Industry (posting under the Banned group) trading quips with Reflector. Nothing dramatic, just a slow-burning taste debate typical of the forum's off-topic culture.
For those of you that know what an "Oxymoron" is, you'll get this. Rap-Music.— Reflector
all the musical tastes need to be acquired, its kinda like coffee or beer, you either like it or hate it.— Industry
Baz's 'The Real GC Mixtape' Post
A forgotten mixtape thread, frozen in 2011 — 18 tracks of hip-hop nostalgia for the boys
In the Music subforum of the Red Light District section, VIP member Baz (w1ck3d_5k1llz) shared a personal mixtape he made for friends, titled 'The Real GC Mixtape.' The post lists an 18-track tracklist spanning hip-hop, pop, and a couple of throwback picks, with a Mediafire download link included. It's a small, casual, off-topic slice of forum life — no drama, just a member sharing music with the community.
THE REAL GC MIXTAPE— Baz
(It's mostly hiphop)— Baz
At the Drive-In Discography Share
A staff member dumps the entire At the Drive-In back catalogue in the Red Light District — password included, gratitude ensues
A staff member on Fkn0wned's Red Light District > Music subforum posted a near-complete discography rip of post-hardcore band At the Drive-In, covering early EPs through Relationship of Command and beyond, packaged behind a simple password. Replies are short and appreciative, with a couple of members noting they'd only had one or two of the albums before and thanking the poster for the full collection. It's a modest, low-drama thread typical of the site's file-sharing culture — music discovery and community goodwill rather than any controversy.
great collection i've already posted two albums by at the drive in but you even got everyalbum on earth! thx dude!— mirco182
Thank you, thats amazing, I only have one album— Prof_Oak
OneRepublic - Dreaming Out Loud (album share)
Before 'Apologize' ruled the radio, this crew was already passing around the whole album in the Red Light District.
A late 2007 post in the Music subforum shares OneRepublic's debut album 'Dreaming Out Loud', complete with tracklist and cover art. Replies are short and mellow — mostly quick thanks, a couple of 'unhide' requests, and one member gushing over an alternate version of 'Apologize'. One poster even claims early-adopter cred, saying they liked the band before they got signed.
Great band. Edit: HOLY SHIT! LISTEN TO THE ALBUMS APOLOGIZE VERSION, EWWW! FALLSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!— The Moose
Liked em way before they were even signed. Great cd. Thanks.— miztaken1312
The Coathangers - Self-Titled (2007) Album Share
A dusty music board post hyping Atlanta's scrappy all-female punk upstarts, The Coathangers.
A member known as 'K Wonder' posted a music-sharing thread in the Red Light District's Music subforum spotlighting The Coathangers' 2007 self-titled debut album, complete with cover art, a promo bio, and full track listing. The post frames the Atlanta punk-pop-experimental band as an up-and-coming, irreverent, feminist act compared to the Beastie Boys and the Slits. It's a fairly typical album-share/appreciation post from the forum's off-topic music culture, low on drama, just one member putting a lesser-known band on others' radar.
Simply put The Coathangers get the party started.
Don't Touch My Shit
Coheed & Cambria - No World for Tomorrow leak share
The dude named 'Goodapollo' drops the album that gave him his username, a week early.
A short, low-key thread in the Music subforum of the Red Light District section where a user named after the Coheed & Cambria concept album shares the then-upcoming 'No World for Tomorrow' record ahead of its official October 2007 release. A handful of members chime in with quick thanks and praise for the band, and the thread fizzles out after five posts. Nothing dramatic here — just a small slice of mid-2000s forum music-sharing culture.
This is the band in which i got my name frommmmmm— Goodapollo
kick ass band right here.— miztaken1312
Oh, Sleeper - When I Am God (2007) album share
A one-post music share that ends with somebody joking their soul just got stolen.
In the Music subforum of the Red Light District section, member 'Battles' posted a full album rip of Oh, Sleeper's 2007 debut 'When I Am God,' complete with tracklist and quality specs, hosted via RapidShare behind a hidden-content tag. It's a classic Fkn0wned music-sharing thread: minimal fanfare, just the album info and a download link. One reply from 'minitureman' riffs on the album title with a joke about losing his soul and needing RapidShare Premium, then the thread goes quiet.
Read this haha now i have your soul— minitureman
i think i have an exuse to get a rs premuim now— minitureman
GTA: San Andreas Soundtrack Tracklist Dump
A staffer dumps the entire GTA:SA radio station tracklist and the thread just becomes years of drive-by 'thx'
Staff member HaSh posted the complete station-by-station tracklist for GTA: San Andreas (Bounce FM, Playback FM, Radio Los Santos, Mastersounds 98.3, K-Rose, CSR 103.9, K-Jah, K-DST, Radio X), presumably tied to a soundtrack download. The replies are almost entirely low-effort 'thanks'/'ty' posts stretched out over months, a classic bump-for-download pattern typical of file-sharing threads on this board. The Moose closes it out with some love for Radio Los Santos specifically, giving it a small flicker of personality amid the copy-pasted quote reposts.
no, it's shit, thanks. RADIO LOS SANTOS! <3— The Moose
thx— dark_skillz
[RS] Ska Mix - A Collection of 90s and Modern Ska
One member's mixtape love letter to Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, and Five Iron Frenzy — shared for the Fkn0wned crew.
A member named ri0t shared a homemade ska compilation RAR in the Music subforum of the Red Light District section, packed with tracks from bands like Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, Five Iron Frenzy, Less than Jake, and Big D and the Kids Table. The tracklist was carefully alphabetized and the file password-protected in typical warez-forum fashion. It drew only a couple of quiet, friendly replies, capturing the low-key file-sharing culture of the board's media sections.
A better place, a better time.— ri0t
Yay Ska, thanks.— cedars
Introverts and Extroverts
A cheat forum's 'Serious Discussion' board gets philosophical: are you an introvert or an extrovert?
SMod [FkN] Emrys Samsonite Man shared a StumbleUpon find—an essay riffing on Marti Laney's 'The Introvert Advantage'—laying out common myths about introverts and asking members to self-identify. Only a couple of replies came in: admin [FkN] ap3x said he felt like a mix of both, while 1K Club member f0wh pushed back hard on the pop-science dopamine claims, arguing for balance over labeling. A quiet, low-traffic detour into armchair psychology on a board otherwise built for cheats, giveaways, and warez.
I like to be a mixture of both. I think some situations call for an introverted personality and other times it's the extrovert side of me that will benefit me the most.— [FkN] ap3x
Don't let this author mislead you with his supposedly "convincing" arguments, stay within realistic proportions or you'll get blown away like that guy— [1K] f0wh
COD4 CD-Key Auction
Some kid tried to auction off a COD4 key for 'anything worth more than $10' — someone bid a six-pack of Red Bull
A short-lived auction thread where user MicroUltra (posting under the tag '~Teh Hax~') tried to sell a Call of Duty 4 CD-key for whatever anyone would offer above $10. jcomp6 jokingly bid a six-pack of Red Bull, and jacal pointed out the seller likely didn't even meet the forum's 100-post minimum required to trade or sell items. Classic low-stakes Auctions board chatter — half joke, half hustle, nothing serious ever came of it.
a six pack of Red bulls— jcomp6
plus ya need 100 posts to sell/trade— jacal
Guitar Pro 5.2 + RSE + 120,000 Tabs Share
LoRd Ragealot drops a guitar-learning megapack in the forum's seedy 'Red Light District' software corner
A January 2008 post by uploader 'LoRd Ragealot' (aka 'Lord PostAlotWarez') sharing the Guitar Pro 5.2 software bundled with RSE and a massive tab collection, filed under the site's Red Light District > Software subforum. The replies are short and appreciative, with a couple of members gushing thanks and spamming emoticons. A modest, low-drama thread typical of the forum's software-sharing culture outside the gaming/cheat focus.
THANK YOU! THIS IS AWESOME!!!— cstrikerose
please say thanks!!!— LoRd Ragealot
Photoshop CS3 Crack/KeyGen Thread - Bump Page
The tail end of a years-long Photoshop CS3 warez thread, still getting drive-by 'thx' posts long after the original 2007 post.
This is the last page of a long-running Software subforum thread in Fkn0wned's 'Red Light District' section, originally started by dark_skillz sharing a pirated Photoshop CS3 download with crack/keygen instructions. By this point the actual content is long buried, and the page is mostly a string of members bumping the thread with one-word thanks and low-effort replies over several months in early 2008. It's a good snapshot of the low-key, communal software-piracy culture that ran alongside the site's cheat/hacking scene.
lol i think its time for me to upgrade from photoshop 7 to CS3 THX— Epic Failure
unhide i dont hack— i dont hack
Pivot Stickfigure Animator share thread
The day someone brought stickfigure animation software to the Red Light District
Member banak shared a free stickfigure animation program (Pivot Stickfigure Animator) along with a mobile animation he made with it, noting he'd PM the link since he lacked a premium Rapidshare account. Short, low-key thread with a couple replies — one member cracking up at the concept, and forum regular HaSh (of the [FkN] Crew) giving it a casual thumbs-up. A tiny, wholesome corner of the Software subforum amid the site's raunchier surroundings.
LOL STICKFIGURE!!!— mystical1
Fucking amazing. Thx man— HaSh
9 Kaspersky Internet Security Keys - Not Blacklisted
A supervisor drops nine 'clean' Kaspersky keys — and within two months half of them get called out as blacklisted anyway.
A staff member (NoNamE!, a Supervisor) posted a batch of Kaspersky Internet Security license keys claimed to be un-blacklisted, in the Red Light District's Software subforum — the site's spot for cracks, keys, and other grey-area shares. The thread drew the usual chorus of thanks and 'unhide' requests typical of key-dump threads, but by January 2008 a member reported that most of the keys were in fact blacklisted and expiring soon, undercutting the original claim. It's a small, mundane slice of late-2000s software piracy culture on the forum, notable mainly for the community's casual trust-but-verify dynamic around shared license keys.
Heheheh i got a blacklisted key i want a non blacklisted— TheLithuaniansLeader
blacklisted majority, and also expired very soon =]— mcglynn05
Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended (with Keygen) warez thread
Eight pages of forum regulars trading thanks over a pirated copy of Photoshop CS3 Extended.
A long-running Software subforum thread in the Red Light District section offering a cracked version of Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended, complete with a keygen. By page 8 the thread had mostly turned into a running log of members downloading late and posting quick thank-yous or confirmations that the download still worked. Typical of the era's warez-sharing threads, it drew a steady trickle of replies over months rather than active discussion.
huzzah— Prof_Oak
thnx hopefully this still works im a lil late on dling it.. i dont hack— kushed
Kayden Kross - Tennis (Porn Paradise hidden-content thread)
A VIP's spicy pic post that just kept pulling in one-word replies for years
A short, adults-only image-share thread posted by VIP member Fopje in the Porn Paradise > Images/Videos section, gated behind a 'reply to reveal' hidden content setup typical of the forum's leech/reward culture. The thread itself was low-effort — a single posted image link followed by a trickle of one or two-word bumps ('gg', 'unhide', 'HNNNNNNNNNNG') from members over several months, with the last reply arriving from a brand-new noob account made the 'Yesterday' before, showing the thread getting bumped and stumbled on long after its original post. It's a small, unremarkable-but-charming snapshot of how hidden-content threads worked and how casually the NSFW board operated.
HNNNNNNNNNNG.— Naded
unhide— REALalbert90
Support Suite v3.11 "Fiable System" Release
One member offers a 'Support Suite' script — but only if you praise him first
A short, quirky thread in the Scripts & Templates subforum where user Loucouss shares a screenshot of a self-styled 'Support Suite' system and jokingly demands members flatter him before he'll hand over the download. The replies are brief and low-effort, with a 1K-post veteran member poking fun at the request rather than complying, and a couple of others just dropping one-word or nonsense replies. A tiny, forgettable exchange that captures the goofy, low-stakes filler chatter typical of the Red Light District's script-sharing corner.
Loucouss you are a big professionnal, I like you job ! I want you !!— Loucouss
Thanks, and im 1k so im not saying it. hehe— sammo
starcraft, any1?
A guy just wants to know where to grab StarCraft — replies mostly say 'just buy it, it's cheap'
A short, low-key 2007 thread in the Other Games raging/advertising section where a member asks where to download the original StarCraft. Replies range from pointing out it's cheap enough to just buy, to a mod reminiscing that it was his first online game back in '95 before joking it 'is the shit that smells' now. Nothing dramatic, just a small nostalgic aside about an old-school RTS on a forum otherwise built around Counter-Strike and cheat culture.
does any1 here knows where to download the game starcrafT?! thankx in advance!— jumperoo
This game was my first online game. that was bout in 95 i thought that game was the shirt bt now when i look back at it i think it is the shit that smells.— rhion82
Raging Websites?
One guy wanted to know how to make an enemy clan's site 'fail completely' — and got told to take it to the Raging subforum instead.
A short, almost quaint thread from August 2009 in the Tutorials board where user PhraseS, annoyed at some rival clan forums, asked if there was an existing guide on how to 'rage' websites into oblivion. The only reply came from veteran member Rock Superstar, who simply pointed out it was posted in the wrong section (the forum actually had a dedicated 'Raging' subforum under PC Gaming). No tutorial, no drama beyond the initial ask — just a quick misfire and a redirect, a tiny snapshot of the site's raid/rage culture and its very literal forum organization.
Is there anything already here that i haven't seen on how to rage them, as in post shit everywhere and make the website fail completely?— PhraseS
wrong section i think— Rock Superstar
Balloon Bomb
A propane-and-balloons 'tutorial' that even the regulars said was in the wrong section
A short-lived thread in the Red Light District's Tutorials subforum where user Janza posted a DIY balloon-bomb writeup involving propane gas and household items. It got almost no traction — one reply called it 'fKn hectic' and pointed out it was posted in the wrong section, and another member chimed in with an unrelated console-sales plug. Typical of the fringe, anything-goes tone of the Red Light District area of the site.
Be Creative and have fun. Feel free to spread the word.— Janza
wrong section..— Cud
How to Annoy People in an Elevator (FUNNY)
A goofy hidden-content joke list that got buried in the Tutorials board, of all places
A lighthearted off-topic joke post by VIP member Decclan, listing classic 'annoy people in an elevator' gags behind the forum's hidden-content wall (a common trick to force replies before viewing content). It's not really a tutorial at all, just filler humor tucked into the Tutorials section under General Leechers Galore. A handful of regulars dropped in with quick one-word reactions and thanks, showing the casual, low-effort camaraderie typical of the board.
Oh these are pretty good lol.— EqueL
thanks! haha grouphug!— princeglenn
If Fkn0wned Had an iPod....
Two forum vets riff on what a Fkn0wned-branded iPod's playlist would sound like
A light off-topic thread in General Discussion imagining the site having its own iPod, likely with members listing bands or songs that would soundtrack it. This snippet catches the tail end (page 2) of the conversation, featuring posts from staff member Industry and GFX staffer Blaqk, both long-tenured members with high post counts. It's a low-stakes, community-bonding kind of thread typical of the forum's off-topic culture rather than anything dramatic.
Some call it noise, I call it addiction.— Blaqk
Kids Like Us- Meet Me at the Swingset / Set Your Goals- An Old Book Misread / The Devil Wears Prada- Swords, Dragons, and Deit Coke— Industry
Pheroline: Spray-On Pheromones, Real or Scam?
A 2008 thread asking the internet's most trusted authority — a CS 1.6 forum — whether pheromone spray actually works
User aznfirez floats the idea of buying 'Pheroline,' a spray-on pheromone product, half-joking about wanting an easy shortcut to attracting people. A couple of members chime in with mild amusement, including zm0ney noticing a testimonial supposedly from someone in his own hometown, which gets flagged as funny/suspicious. A tiny, low-effort but charmingly random slice of early 2000s internet snake-oil skepticism.
lmao i would buy it.— KZA
"I used to have a problem getting dates. Thanks to Pheroline, now my only problem is scheduling." - Rob, Rochester, NY Haha That was one of the testomonials and i live in rochester— zm0ney
How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
NIX drops a Chris Rock clip and the thread turns into a one-liner appreciation society
A quick, low-effort General Discussion post from NIX sharing an old YouTube clip of Chris Rock's famous 'how not to get your ass kicked by the police' bit. The replies are short and jokey, with regulars and staff (Kimmi, ap3x, marz, lulraep, shwager) chiming in with quips rather than debate. It's a snapshot of the forum's casual, meme-sharing side rather than any drama or scene business.
Chris Rock is the definition of awesome when you search for it in the dictionary.— Kimmi
Get a white friend.— ap3x
Is it snowing?
A casual weather chit-chat thread that somehow got the whole globe reporting in — Germany, Australia, Sweden, and more.
A lighthearted small-talk thread in the General Discussion section where members compared weather conditions in their home countries around Christmas 2007. Don Ruski kicked it off complaining about weak German snowfall and his plans to head to Russia for 'proper' snow, and other members from Australia, Sweden, and elsewhere chimed in with their own local conditions. Nothing dramatic — just a snapshot of the community's off-topic, everyday banter with staff and regulars mixing in.
FUCK NO!!!! Australia is around 38 degrees celcius in other words FUCKING HOT!!— Olie22
Already been snowing in Sweden for like three days straight in like early December. But it ain't snowing when it's supposed to.— The Moose
The Shit Hit the Fan... (Janza's Motherboard Meltdown)
Reformat gone wrong: a supervisor's gaming rig gets bricked and Dell won't help.
Forum supervisor Janza posts about a reformat that spiraled into a dead motherboard, discovered only after a Dell support chat. The complication: his warranty covers his family PC, not the gaming rig that actually broke, leaving him stuck trying to find a cheap replacement motherboard to limp along until his warranty situation improves. It's a classic off-topic tech-support-slash-venting thread, with staff member Industry chiming in early. Low drama, high relatability — the kind of everyday hardware crisis thread that filled the General Discussion board.
Not good. Did a reformat the other day, and I had to reinstall all my shit— Janza
they blatantly said that my Mobo has been buttfucked and I need a new one— Janza
Summer Music Playlist Thread
In July 2011, cheat-scene regulars put down the aimbots for five minutes to argue about summer jams.
A casual off-topic thread in General Discussion where member d0t1q kicks off a summer mix (Foster the People, Phantogram) and asks for chill, upbeat, non-dubstep suggestions for backyard hangouts. A handful of regulars and VIPs pile in with their own picks, ranging from Sublime and Edward Sharpe to Sak Noel's 'Loca People' and David Guetta tracks, with a bit of good-natured correcting of song titles. It's a low-stakes, friendly slice-of-life thread showing the human side of a forum otherwise built around game cheats and warez.
im looking for upbeat songs any will do kinda top 40 shit but not top 40— d0t1q
You mean: Sak Noel - Loca People (What the fuck)— [FkN] trs
What's the Most Illegal Thing You've Done?
Confession booth: forum's toughest criminals admit to... graffiti and pirated downloads.
A lighthearted General Discussion confessional thread where members were dared to share the most illegal thing they'd ever done. Thread starter OmfgzATree kicked things off with a tame admission of school graffiti, and early replies stayed similarly low-stakes, like illegal downloading. It's the kind of harmless bravado-bait thread common on gaming forums of the era, more about laughs and one-upping than any real wrongdoing.
The most illegal thing I've done is graffiti on the school wall LOL— OmfgzATree
Dam hardcore. Lol im a goodboy so its mostly like illegal downloading for me=]— cfman
Would You Tap... Her, Her, Her or Her? (The Hills / Reality TV Poll)
Heidi, Lauren, Kristin or Kim — the Hills-era thirst poll that split the forum 45 votes deep.
A General Discussion poll thread from April 2009 asking members to rank/pick which reality-TV women (Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari, Kim Kardashian, and Real World's Jenn Grijalva) they'd choose, tied to a 'Season 3' theme. It's a classic low-stakes off-topic time-waster typical of the era, loaded with hotlinked celeb photos and quick one-line replies ranking the options. Kristin Cavallari and Heidi Montag led the poll, with Kim Kardashian getting a shoutout for actually being a grown woman rather than a reality-show teen.
Kim, cause thats a women.— KZA
Eat flowers bitch!— Puree
Hellgate: London, who's getting it?
Old-school forum hype for the Diablo 2 devs' MMO nobody quite had the cash for
A short General Discussion thread from the Fkn0wned.Com forums where a member hypes up the upcoming MMO Hellgate: London, noting it was made by former Diablo 2 developers and inviting others to add him on Xfire to play together at launch. Another member expresses interest but admits money might be an issue, and a staff moderator drops in shortly after. A small, casual slice of the site's gaming-chatter culture from back when Xfire handles were still how people linked up to play.
I am, the game looks badass.— Eckos
my financial situation might impede my acuasition of the game.— ttocszed
Euro 2008 - Who Do You Want to Win?
A Scottish mod mourns his team's exit and starts a football free-for-all in General Discussion
MuusiK^, one of the site's GFX staff members, opens a casual thread about the Euro 2008 football tournament, venting about Scotland and England being knocked out (with some referee/penalty grumbling) before throwing his support behind Portugal. Staff member AKULA jumps in early, and the thread carries on for two pages as members chime in with their own picks. A pretty typical low-stakes Off-Topic hangout thread, more about banter between regulars than any real football analysis.
I wanted scotland but there out because of a dodgy referee.— MuusiK^
Well i want portugal to win anyway— MuusiK^
RapidShare Speed Bragging Thread
A bunch of dudes bragging about their internet speeds in 2008 — welcome to the golden age of broadband envy.
A casual General Discussion thread started by Don Ruski asking members to share their minimum and maximum RapidShare (RS) download/upload speeds, referencing an older thread on the same topic from way back. Members chimed in comparing their connection speeds down to the kilobyte, a mundane but very of-its-era snapshot of pre-broadband-ubiquity internet life. Nothing dramatic happened — just regulars swapping numbers and reacting to each other's stats.
HOLY FUCK I get 310 max, maybe 100 min.— banak
I have a 4MG connection.— laptops