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fkn0wned.com · Technology > Computers General

Graphic card question! — SLI, DX10, and a slow-burn tech beef

A dude asking about dual 8600 GTS SLI turns into a slow-motion DX9-vs-DX10 nerd fight, complete with a gravedig correction ten days later.

A member called fatsanta asks a basic hardware question about running dual graphics cards on his NVIDIA nForce 680i SLI motherboard, and whether he needs dual monitors. Regular Jack Daniels steps in as the resident self-styled hardware guy, giving advice on chipsets and weighing DX9 vs DX10 cards, only to get corrected and mildly clowned by another poster ('lol') over the meaning of 'utilized' and DX10 adoption timelines. The thread drags on for a couple weeks, ending with 'i dont hack' pointing out that a single 8800GT beats dual 8600 GTS cards in SLI — a correction Jack Daniels grudgingly accepts in a late reply, admitting he'd never even heard of the 8800GT before. Mundane but a good time-capsule of period PC hardware debates (Vista skepticism, DX10 hype, SLI chipsets) and the forum's typical bickering-but-helpful tech culture.

do you not know what utilized means? ... we all know its being used right now tard.— Jack Daniels
dopnt even get thse 2 8600gts's there waste of money! get the 8800gt, its performs better than 2 8600gts and is cheaper— i dont hack
kind of a gravedig but oh well. sry before now i havent heard of the 8800gt before.— Jack Daniels
fatsantaJack DanielsJack Bauerloli dont hack
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fkn0wned.com · Technology > Computers General

The Old GeForce 6200 FPS Drop Thread

A guy's frames tanked from 100 to 20 in CS:S, and half the forum showed up with overclocking advice and a 'buy a new card' intervention.

A member named Cud posted a basic tech-support question about a sudden FPS drop in Counter-Strike: Source after updating his NVIDIA GeForce 6200 drivers. The thread is a small, friendly back-and-forth typical of mid-2000s PC gaming forums: other members chime in with driver links, overclocking tips (with the usual caveats about doing it carefully), and blunt hardware opinions like '6200 = pure shit, get 8 series.' It wraps up with a member sharing a specific driver link and a CEVO config file that supposedly boosted his own framerate, plus the classic fallback suggestion of just checking Newegg.

6200= pure shit get 8 series— olie22
The original NVIDIA drivers are the only way to go, the new ones are complete shit— Legit_Hacks
don't try and overclock anything that's just stupid... I have the GeForce 6200 256 MB and I get 140+FPS not overclocking shit— Jack Bauer
Cudolie22Jack DanielsLegit_HacksJack Bauer
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fkn0wned.com · World News

"Facebook Hacked!" — the 2010 100-Million-User Data Scrape Thread

hitmanre posts a news story about Facebook getting 'hacked' — the whole thread just dunks on the headline

A World News thread from July 2010 sharing a BBC/news.com.au story about security researcher Ron Bowes scraping public profile data from 100 million Facebook users and posting it to The Pirate Bay. The original poster admitted upfront it wasn't really a hack ('Kinda lol'), and the replies unanimously agreed, mocking the sensational framing since the data was already public. A recurring side-joke in the thread was members wishing a former news-poster, 'fopje', would come back because his posts were funnier.

Not really hacked....— TuxifieD
Lawl so much fail even in the threads name this is just stupid dawg facebook isn't hacked sigh— NIX
i want fopje back. he actually gave good news.— Emrys
hitmanreTuxifieDNIXEmrystoastieap3x
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fkn0wned.com · World News

Warez Site Owner Got Arrested

ICE seizes seven top warez/streaming sites — and fkn0wned's own mods nearly nuke the thread over a missing source link

A July 2010 news repost about U.S. ICE and DOJ seizing seven popular piracy sites (including TVShack.net and ThePirateCity.org) as part of a copyright crackdown, cross-posted into the World News subforum. The thread briefly got closed by admin ap3x for lacking a source link, then reopened by moderator PopTart once one was added — a small snapshot of the forum's own citation rules in action. Discussion itself was short: members reacted with mild alarm and government-cynicism, and one member (f0wh) corrected the idea that the site owners were criminally charged, noting seizure isn't the same as prosecution.

Those sites owners got themself in VERY bad shit D=— linh6496
Fucking governments suck.— PopTart
The owners didn't get charged, they can't get charged because they didn't break any law.— f0wh
aX.Xolinh6496m1sterfopjeap3xPopTartPsychoKyd
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fkn0wned.com · World News

Woman Named Merry Christmas Arrested In Boynton Beach

A lady literally named Merry Christmas got arrested, and thec0re had jokes

PopTart posted a syndicated news snippet about a Florida woman named Merry Christmas getting arrested on an obstruction charge after a disturbance, with a bystander named Dexter Johnson also nabbed for shoving an officer. The World News section did what it did best: a handful of regulars piled on with quick one-liners about her name rather than the actual story. Classic low-effort, high-nostalgia forum filler from the World News subforum, sandwiched between cheat-release announcements and site notices.

What a name...Bet santa loves her.— Unbeliveable
ima send her my wishlist— -Alex
why on earth would you be named merry christmas.— marz
PopTartJUSTiiNCREDiiBLEUnbeliveable-Alexmarz
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fkn0wned.com · World News

Kids beg drunk bus driver to stop

A grim AP news clip about a drunk school bus driver turns into a running 'we wanted rape' joke in under 8 replies.

PopTart posted a real AP news story about a New York school bus driver sentenced to just 90 days for driving drunk with kids aboard. The thread quickly derailed from mild outrage over the light sentence into a string of dark, deadpan jokes riffing on the misleading title, with several members repeatedly joking they'd hoped for a different (and much darker) kind of story. Classic small-thread, edgy-humor World News banter typical of the board's General section.

Misleading topic title, thought it was kinky bus driver rape.— ap3x
I wanted drunken rape ;[— RuddifieD
i just wanted rape.— lulraep
PopTartap3xlam3rRuddifieDlulraepEmrys
world-newsdark-humoroff-topic-banternews-thread2010
fkn0wned.com · World News

Cat with Can on Head Finds Its Way to Pet Rescue Centre

A confused cat with a tin can stuck on its head wanders into a rescue centre — and fkn0wned reacts exactly how you'd expect.

A World News board post shared a lighthearted news story from Metro about a Scottish SPCA rescue centre in Fife that took in a lost cat found wandering with its head stuck in a food can. The story itself is wholesome, but the replies quickly derail into typical forum banter — joking claims of ownership, hearts for cats, and one particularly crude callback joke referencing another member's past drama with an ex-girlfriend. A small, low-stakes slice-of-forum-life thread typical of the site's off-topic news sharing culture.

OMG THATS My CAT!— Unbeliveable
you cant tell how much i lold at that picture. ...but it was a lot.— lulraep
Ill take it and fuck the shit out of it in the back room then ill throw that bitch in the streets like I did to nix's gf— Junnyerr
zanderdanmarkUnbeliveableap3xlulraepJunnyerr
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fkn0wned.com · World News

New Zealand virgin auctions herself for tuition

The one where a $32K virginity auction made the forum's news guy pause and everyone else just cracked jokes

A World News board post from regular contributor misterfopje reposted an AP wire story about a 19-year-old New Zealand student ('Unigirl') who auctioned her virginity online for around $32,000 to cover university tuition, with police saying it broke no laws but warned it was risky. The thread got barely any traction beyond a handful of replies, mostly one-liner jokes rather than real discussion, typical of the World News section's low-effort news-dump-and-quip culture. A couple of regulars and an admin chimed in with the kind of dry, deadpan humor common on the forum at the time.

Most expensive whore I've ever seen!— inSpired
I'm moving to new zealand— ap3x
looolz, very nice xD she might be ugly as hell lol— NH_hentai
misterfopjeNH_hentaiinSpiredap3x
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fkn0wned.com · World News

Cat Casserole Chef Banned

Italian TV chef suspended for pitching cat stew as a delicacy — thread promptly derails into cat vs. dog cuisine debate

A World News post from misterfopje shared a 2010 news story about Italian TV chef Beppe Bigazzi being suspended after praising cat meat as a delicacy on a cooking show, sparking outrage from animal rights activists. The small reply chain shows the usual fkn0wned tangent energy, with admins and members riffing on stereotypes about cat and dog eating before one member drops a first-hand anecdote and another calls the whole thing evil. A short, low-effort but classic slice of the forum's World News section chatter.

i thought only chinks ate cat— ap3x
i went to china and i had some cat and dog. it wasnt that bad, chewy but tasted like chickrn.— cixxa
Eating cats is evil.— Unbeliveable
misterfopjeap3xEmryscixxaUnbeliveable
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fkn0wned.com · World News

Woman Calls 911 Over Husband Not Eating His Dinner

A Texas woman's 30 non-emergency 911 calls (including one about supper) gave Fkn0wned's World News section its easiest dunk of the year.

A December 2009 World News post by misterfopje shared an AP wire story about a Kerrville, Texas woman facing charges for repeatedly abusing the 911 system, including one call complaining her husband wouldn't eat dinner. The thread is short and low-effort, mostly members piling on with 'rednecks' jokes and jabs at Texas, plus a couple of one-liners about the woman's cooking and the cops getting trolled. Typical of the World News board's quick-hit, low-drama news-sharing threads.

Rednecks. >:(— ap3x
cops were trolled— f0wh
When I read the location It was all explained— NIX
misterfopjeap3xf0whNIXYunyunPopTart
world-newsoff-topicnews-sharetexasforum-banter
fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Brazzers Mix VIP Preview #7 — classic reply-to-unlock content farming thread

A gated Brazzers preview post that turned into 90+ pages of 'ty' — classic reply-to-unlock content farming.

Posted by [FkN] duckbutta in the Porn Paradise > Images/Videos section, this was a reply-gated preview thread teasing a bigger members-only VIP archive of Brazzers scenes. The post itself was just a hook: thumbnail previews of a handful of pornstars with hidden content requiring a reply to unlock, alongside a pitch to PM another member for full VIP access. The replies are almost entirely low-effort one- or two-word posts ('ty', 'thanks', 'unhide', 'nice') from dozens of members over several months, a textbook example of how these forums used content-gating to farm post counts and engagement.

Here is a preview of what VIP gets.— [FkN] duckbutta
PM [FkN] f0wh today, about VIP !— [FkN] duckbutta
unhide— oatbran1216
[FkN] duckbutta[FkN] f0wh[1K] Grozny[1K] GabeTomppaxx
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Porn Paradise 'unhide' thread (zShare relic)

An 8-page relic of the forum's NSFW basement, where teenage cheat-scene regulars begged 'unhide' for a decade-old zShare link.

This was a long-running thread in Fkn0wned's age-gated 'Porn Paradise' subforum, sharing a zShare-hosted video behind hidden/spoiler content. Most of the visible posts are one-word or one-line replies from members asking to 'unhide' the content or offering quick thanks, rather than any real discussion. The thread stretched across 8 pages over months, showing steady low-effort traffic from the community's regular cast of CS 1.6/Source players, typical of the forum's adult content boards.

Unhide, NOW!— SotaPoika
show the good stuf mate.— troshmek
Got owned by a kid.— ofactor1
babycurtSotaPoikaofactor1Seiya5Pr0wL3r454
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Kim Kardashian Superstar Uncut - Rapidshare Post

That time the cheat forum's porn subboard passed around the Kim K tape like it was a VAC bypass

A short, low-effort post in Fkn0wned's Porn Paradise section shared a Rapidshare link and studio blurb for the infamous 2007-era Kim Kardashian/Ray J celebrity tape. It's a classic mid-2000s file-sharing thread: a copy-pasted description, a couple of quick 'ty'/'nice' bumps from other members, and nothing more — a small artifact of the era when this cheat-scene forum's NSFW board doubled as a general internet-culture dumping ground.

+ rep if yu like— Christobell
ty— Ev0lutionX
nice— randomher0
ChristobellEv0lutionXmrkevinboirandomher0
porn-paradisecelebrity-taperapidshareoff-topic2008file-sharing
fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Addison Rose - BookWorm Bitches

A 2007 megaupload pic-dump thread that pulled in five pages of one-line replies from the regulars

A post in the Porn Paradise > Images/Videos section from staff member Guru sharing images (via a megaupload link) of a model billed as 'Addison Rose - BookWorm Bitches.' The thread quickly filled with short approving one-liners from a wide cross-section of the community, typical of the board's image-share threads. It ran to at least five pages, showing this was a popular, low-effort but high-traffic type of post on the forum.

holy shit, dis bookworm is hot!— ggbraddock
addison rose...not bad— MiZZun0
o dam, shes hot...lets seeeee— ballistic
GuruorangespwnzPoppinswaLLaMiZZun0ballistic
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Cum and get it

A single image post that racked up three pages of teenage 'ty' replies in the forum's R18 corner.

This was a low-effort image-share thread in Fkn0wned's 18+ 'Porn Paradise' section, kicked off by member MiZZun0 posting a single photo with the classic '+rep if you liked it' ask. The rest of the thread is exactly what you'd expect from a mid-2000s gaming forum's adult section: dozens of members dropping one-word replies ('ty', 'sdfg', 'lawl', 'unhide') just to see the image or rack up posts, with one user calling out the lack of a preview screenshot before downloading. It's a snapshot of the site's younger, CS:S/HL-playing membership treating the NSFW board as a low-stakes hangout corner rather than serious content-sharing.

nice titties on this one— MiZZun0
post a screenshot of part of it or a pic or somthign so ppl kno what they are downlaoding— ballistic
milf heaven!!!!— sammo
MiZZun0laptopsballisticsammoexonHolyMox
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Raven Riley Image Thread (Porn Paradise bump thread)

A 13-page shrine to one 2007 image-board celebrity, kept alive by a rotating cast of 'unhide' and 'ty' replies for months.

A long-running thread in the Porn Paradise > Images/Videos section dedicated to posting images of the model Raven Riley, started by a since-banned member promising 'private show' content. The thread stretched across 13 pages and multiple months (October 2007 into 2008), with most later replies reduced to one-word bumps like 'unhide,' 'nice,' or 'ty' as members thanked or coaxed out hidden image content. It's a pretty typical example of the forum's NSFW subforum culture: low-effort bump threads kept alive purely to access hosted images.

Alright guys i have lots of movies as well i have some were shes is doing shows private ones for me so heres and example will post more later on enjoy her fuckin body— ENLIGHTEND
show eh ? revenge comes if my pc dies ^^— bluebirdie11
awesome, one of my favorites!— FreeRRsStB
ENLIGHTENDbluebirdie11viper107dshizzlePerk0h
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Alison Angel - Wet on Glass Toy

A months-long, six-page image-dump thread where half the replies were just 'ty' and 'unhide'

A thread in the R18-gated Porn Paradise > Images/Videos section sharing an Alison Angel image/video set, which ran on for six pages spanning late 2007 into early 2008. Most replies are one-word 'thanks', requests to unhide hidden content, or brief comments on the pictures, typical of the low-effort bump culture in this part of the forum. It's a small time-capsule of the site's adults-only corner, complete with the classic tongue-in-cheek 'we moderate your fun' disclaimer aimed at keeping raged parents away. One visitor unfamiliar with the board's culture even asked why there was porn on a Counter-Strike forum.

omg what is up with this porn on a cs forum— rogersyahooman
omfg she is HOT— Devlin1991
oh she's yum— Newman123456
Devlin1991corbalzlragnarok11XyHavixNewman123456
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Sexyfur, 300+ pictures

A 2007 furry-porn file dump that somehow limped along for 116 replies and eight months of "lol" "ty" "wtf is it?"

A member named Gospel kicked off this Porn Paradise thread in August 2007 by sharing a rar archive of 300+ 'sexyfur' images with a joking disclaimer to not tell his mom. The thread dragged on for six pages into early 2008, with most replies being one-word bumps ('ty', 'lol', 'unhide', 'nice') from members farming the download, punctuated by a few people expressing genuine bewilderment or disgust at the fetish content once they actually opened the file. It's a pretty representative slice of the site's Red Light District/Porn Paradise culture: low-effort content sharing threads kept alive purely by bump culture and curiosity.

Please dont tell my mom I have this.— Gospel
NP with fetishes, some people, tho, do some sick shit— valucard
Take that back, i just had a look at them, he's fucked up lol— sammy18
GospelBucketfacevalucardsammy18freekasshoel50
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Free Private Shows - Directsex.com thread

A staffer drops a sketchy cam-site 'private show' trick in Porn Paradise and everyone rushes to test it

Staff member Fluffman posted a program claiming to unlock private cam shows on Directsex.com, admitting upfront he hadn't tested it himself and sharing screenshots plus a file host link. Members piled in over the following hours to try it, with mixed results reported — one said it worked but with no sound, another said it flat out didn't work. Typical late-2000s forum energy: R18-gated subforum, a questionable 'does this actually work' download, and a string of one-line reactions from regulars.

People say this shit works but I aint tested it.— Fluffman
seems to work...i guess no sound though...— ballistic
ill try out this shit doesnt work dont download— FriZZo
FluffmanballisticTobboFriZZoapricot101
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

My Sisters Hot Friend - Michelle B

A staff member's NSFW post title that became a running joke in Porn Paradise's Images/Videos board

A quick R18 image-share post from staff member 'laptops' in the Porn Paradise > Images/Videos subforum, one of countless similarly-titled threads typical of the era's forum 'red light district' culture. The thread drew the usual mix of one-word replies, low-effort bumps, and a couple of appreciative comments, showing off the casual, unmoderated (yet ironically 'we moderate your fun') tone of the section. Notably, the original poster 'laptops' later shows up in the same thread's second page listing as banned, a small artifact of the forum's churn of staff and members over time.

damm that shit is HOT=D— Devlin1991
It looks like fun.— GrandTheftGamer
We don't want raged parents coming onto the forum thanks.
laptopsDevlin1991GrandTheftGamerTheLoneManhomelesshobo
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Sky Angel vol 37 (Porn Paradise thread)

A megaupload link, a dozen 'ty' posts, and one guy declaring it the hottest asian dude he's ever seen — classic R18-board chaos.

A multi-page thread in the adults-only Porn Paradise > Images/Videos section sharing a megaupload link to a 'Sky Angel' video release. Like most threads in this board, the actual content was just the original post, with dozens of replies from members doing little more than saying thanks, bumping the link, or dropping one-liners. It's a good snapshot of the era's file-sharing culture bolted onto a gaming/cheat forum, complete with the board's tongue-in-cheek 'kiddies, this is R18' disclaimer.

This is the hottest asian dude— blackxthink
w00t i luv asians— mermaid00
nice. they like to scream.— noobboyy
blackxthinkmermaid00AutokicknoobboyyJosh Terrible {HxC}
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

"Unhide" bump thread in Porn Paradise

A single hidden image kept an entire forum's teenage boys typing 'unhide' for four months straight.

A long-running thread in Fkn0wned's adults-only 'Porn Paradise' section, kicked off by member p5y posting a hidden/spoilered image with a download link. What followed was dozens of members from the CS 1.6/CS:S/HL crowd replying with one-word bumps like 'unhide,' 'nice,' 'ty,' and 'show' just to unlock the hidden content — a classic forum-era ritual for accessing hidden image posts. The thread ran from October 2007 into at least January 2008, spanning multiple pages, and doubles as a snapshot of the site's regular userbase, member ranks (Noob, Trained Noob, 1000 Club), and the casual, juvenile 'we moderate your fun' tone of the board.

DL:— p5y
unhide— Marcel91
Hi kiddies, this section is rated R18...
p5yMarcel91albert90The MooseXyHavixBlaqk
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Hot Lesbian Chick - RapidShare Clip Thread

A 2007 RapidShare link and twenty guys saying 'thx' — the Porn Paradise section in its purest form.

A member named hacksfreakingrock posted a single-file RapidShare link to a video clip in the Fkn0wned.com 'Porn Paradise > Images/Videos' subforum, the site's R18-gated section. The thread quickly filled with the era's classic drive-by replies — short thanks, one-word approvals, a couple of mild jeers about quality, and one dissenting 'Not cool man' — running to at least four pages. It's a snapshot of the low-effort content-sharing culture that lived alongside the cheat/gaming discussions on the forum.

This has to be the best lesbo clip I have found anywhere, so now I share it with all of you— hacksfreakingrock
lol thanks for the shit porn, littilary shit porn— dry1ce
Not cool man Not cool.— waLLa
hacksfreakingrockJebus AUSdry1cewaLLamr.N0Nam3sammo
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

laptops' 'My Personnel Collection' Porn Paradise Post

A 2007 Fkn0wned classic: a mega-post of adult clips that somehow got more 'thanks' than actual downloads.

In the Porn Paradise > Images/Videos board, a member going by 'laptops' posted a large personal collection of adult images and clips hosted on now-dead image hosts like Fotosik and Imagevenue. The thread quickly devolved into a running gag of one-liner 'my penis' jokes and 'unhide' requests, typical of the R18 subforum's low-effort bump culture. It's a small time capsule of the site's Red Light District-adjacent humor and the era's reliance on third-party image hosts for NSFW content sharing.

My penis loves you.— pato
My penis says thanks.— The Moose
porn porn porn porn— fatsanta
laptopspatoInzaneHackerThe Moosestraigfatsanta
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

American Daydreams - Puma Swede thread

A single celebrity skin pic post that racked up two pages of 'ty' from the CS 1.6/CS:S regulars

A run-of-the-mill post in the Porn Paradise > Images/Videos board sharing images of adult performer Puma Swede via an image host link, typical of the R18-gated 'Red Light District' section of the forum. The thread itself is thin on content beyond the original image post, but the reply chain is a great snapshot of the community's everyday members dropping by to say thanks, hi, or crack a joke. It reads less like a discussion and more like a roll call of regulars from the CS:S/CS 1.6 crowd checking in.

I wish I had 4 hands so I could give those titties 4 thumbs up!— nerfmagez
Unhide thy Porn— DarkDEUS
wow unhide ty!— c4ll!phod43
Guruc4ll!phod43laptopsMiZZun0nerfmagezDarkDEUS
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

After Class Lesson (Uncensored) - Porn Paradise Thread

A single hentai image post that somehow shambled on for a hundred-plus 'ty' replies over nearly a year

This was a lone image post in the Fkn0wned.Com 'Porn Paradise > Images/Videos' section, an R18-gated forum area that required members to be logged in. The original post by user Guru consisted of a single hosted hentai image, and the entire rest of the thread is just a long tail of members bumping it with one-word replies like 'ty', 'thx', 'unhide', and the occasional joke comment, stretching from April 2007 into January 2008. It's a good snapshot of the low-effort 'thank you post' culture that filled these image boards, with dozens of now-defunct usernames cycling through to leave their mark.

wtf lol?— AddiKT1ve
BOOBIES— p3nixn
thanks now i can beat it!— edwin
Gurufpspwnr1980ganjzillaAddiKT1vep3nixn
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fkn0wned.com · Porn Paradise > Images/Videos

Vanessa Hudgens Scandal Images Thread

The 2008 Disney-star photo leak that even a cheat-scene forum couldn't resist reposting

A post in Fkn0wned's R18-gated 'Porn Paradise' section reposted the widely-circulated Vanessa Hudgens celebrity photo leak from early 2008, sourced from an external site. The thread ran to at least three pages, mostly filled with one-word replies ('thanks', 'lol', 'unhide', 'ty') as members bumped the post to unlock the hidden images. It's a snapshot of the tabloid gossip cycle of the era intersecting with a gaming/cheat forum's more illicit side-section, and a reminder of how celebrity leaks spread virally through niche forums long before social media made that instant.

Images of Vannesa Hudgens about what everybody was talking about.— wirmware
gg— Christopher
lulz— Mastamind257
wirmwareJustus4hacktrue_native_907ijusk03duGator
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fkn0wned.com · Computers General

Descent Comp, for low $

DJSketch wants a $500 gaming rig, and the thread turns into a build-off between 'nubs' and self-proclaimed PC gurus

DJSketch, tired of playing CS:S on a laptop, asks for advice on a budget desktop build around $500. Members chime in with conflicting advice — some push pre-built Dell deals, others insist on building your own — while Jack Daniels and c0rpsegrinder butt heads over whether a $500 or $1k budget is actually 'good', trading spec lists and jabs. A classic low-stakes tech-help thread with some house flavor of trash talk mixed in.

are you slow? he said he doesnt need an amazing computer.— Jack Daniels
lol your so dumb, i built my computer its 1337 for only $1k spent on it— c0rpsegrinder
RIP OFF!!! LOL— i dont hack
DJSketchJack DanielsRebelzc0rpsegrindernard5i dont hack
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fkn0wned.com · Computers General

HmM CoMe and SeE

A member drops a shady 'hacking' site link with a straight face — the thread just laughs and calls it out as old news.

In this 2007 Computers General thread, a member named haha.1 shares a link to a site they claimed helped them learn to compromise bank and messenger accounts, framing it as something requiring 'hard work' to actually use. The reception was mostly skeptical mockery rather than excitement — several regulars immediately guessed it was the well-known hackthisite.org and pointed out everyone already knew it, with one poster bluntly saying if you're dumb enough to actually get caught doing that, you deserve it. The tone is classic mid-2000s forum bravado mixed with eye-rolling from the more experienced members.

everyone fucking knows that site.— ballistic
Dude everyone knows this site, and if your dumb enough to get bank details i hope you get caught— jcomp6
let me guess. hackthisite.org— Jack Daniels
haha.1ballisticjcomp6Jack DanielsPr0wL3r454olie22
hacking-talksite-sharingskepticism2007forum-dramacomputers-general
fkn0wned.com · Computers General

PC Build Feedback Thread: AMD vs Intel Budget Debate (2007)

A member drops his $672 Newegg build for feedback — cue the classic Intel vs AMD budget PC turf war of 2007.

In late 2007, member imanab posted a full Newegg parts list for a ~$600-700 PC build, asking for feedback on his first big upgrade from an old AGP system. Fellow members chimed in critiquing the graphics card choice and processor pick, with Jack Daniels and 'i dont hack' both pushing the classic 'go AMD for a budget build' argument and posting alternate, cheaper part lists. A mundane but very of-its-era thread capturing the site's tech subforum in the height of the Core 2 Duo vs AMD Athlon X2 debate days.

go AMD for a budget pc. youll be able to spend more on the graphix card. that comp is overpriced for what youre geting— Jack Daniels
IN CONCLUSION THIS SETUP WILL RUN WAY BETTER AND CHEAPER THAN WHAT YOU POSTED— i dont hack
my 2nd desktop has that gfx card its not worth it your better off going the extra 20-30 bucks and get a better one— fatsanta
imanabG3lmisfatsantaJack Danielsi dont hack
pc buildinghardware adviceneweggamd vs intel2007computers general
fkn0wned.com · Computers General

MY future PC: 2007 SLI build spec debate

fatsanta drops his dream 2007 SLI rig spec sheet and the forum's hardware nerds pounce with RAM, PSU, and case opinions

Member fatsanta (aka Santa) posted the specs of a planned gaming PC build — dual 8600 GTS cards in SLI, a Core 2 Duo, 4GB of RAM, and a 680i motherboard — asking for case recommendations. The thread turned into a casual back-and-forth typical of late-2000s PC building forums: debates over whether 4GB of RAM was overkill, DX10 compatibility, power supply wattage, and case picks like the Antec 900 versus Cooler Master Stacker. Regular Jack Daniels played resident know-it-all throughout, and 'i dont hack' chimed in with GPU specs to settle the 8800GT vs 8600GTS debate.

theres slim to none performance increase over 2gb.— Jack Daniels
get the antec 900, i have it, it has 3 120cm fans, and 1 200cm fan =]— c0rpsegrinder
dont be dumb the 8800gt has 112 stream prosessors(8600 series has 32)— i dont hack
fatsantaJack DanielsJack Bauerc0rpsegrinderi dont hacknard5
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fkn0wned.com · Computers General

GPU's and AA

2007's eternal debate: 8800 GTX vs Ultra, and does anyone actually know what AA does?

A member asks about anti-aliasing settings (x2/x4/x6/x8) and whether to buy a GeForce 8800 GTX or Ultra, sparking a classic late-2007 GPU shopping thread. Members chime in with varying quality explanations of anti-aliasing, arguments over whether the 8800 GT beats the GTX/Ultra, and speculation about the upcoming 9-series cards. A Supervisor steps in to inject some price-to-performance reality into the hype, and the thread wraps with a recommendation for a budget-friendly 8800GTX variant.

It's not 6 times better mate, it's maybe twice as better stock.— Janza
do u know anything?— olie22
80% of the power of the ULTRA for 60% of the price— Devlin1991
raxorsharpolie22jcomp6JanzaDarkchaos556Devlin1991
hardwaregpuanti-aliasinggeforce-8800pc-building2007
fkn0wned.com · Computers General

AMD vs Intel: The Great CPU Debate of Late 2007

A member building a new rig in 2007 asks AMD or Intel, and the thread turns into a classic CPU holy war.

User fatsanta was finalizing parts for a new PC build and asked whether to save money with an AMD Athlon 64 X2 5200+ or spend more on an Intel Core 2 Duo E4500. Members weighed in with mixed opinions, some pushing AMD loyalty, others favoring Intel's performance, and one suggesting a different chip entirely (e6750). A fairly typical, low-drama tech-help thread capturing the era's classic AMD-vs-Intel debate on a CS:S-centric forum.

i dont hack i wud go with amd dude but iwud get amd 6000
As much as it hurts me to say this... Intel's— bobbafett07
yeah but that intel sucks. get a e6750— c0rpsegrinder
fatsantaolie22bobbafett07c0rpsegrinderJanza
hardwarecpuamd-vs-intelpc-build2007tech-help
fkn0wned.com · Raging and Advertising > Other Raging

The MSN Chat Log Against a Random Aussie Girl

A guy posts his entire MSN flame war with a stranger who called him a 'cunt' — spelling included, mum jokes and all.

A user with the tag-team handle 'KamIsMyTwin&BFFL. WithATouchOfPedo.' posts a full MSN chat transcript of an unprompted argument with a girl he didn't know, who messaged him angry out of nowhere. The exchange devolves into classic mid-2000s insult trading over spelling, virginity, and 'your mum' jokes before she blocks him. Posted in the Raging and Advertising board as pure lulz-bait, it's a small artifact of the era's screenshot/chatlog-sharing raging culture rather than anything cheat-related.

the only slut around her is ur mum— bootiful aussie giirl 4 lyf!!
You type like you've had a fucking seizure.— +KamIsMyTwin&BFFL. WithATouchOfPedo.
Blocking me... Way to rage me... GG.— +KamIsMyTwin&BFFL. WithATouchOfPedo.
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fkn0wned.com · Raging and Advertising > Other Raging

Forum Spam

A member asks the whole forum to help him spam another site — gets shut down in two replies flat.

In this short 2007 thread in the Other Raging subforum, user Tr3Nx posted a link asking fellow members to mass-spam another forum, complaining that his own 30-odd spam posts there had just been deleted. The request was quickly dismissed by other members as an unreasonable ask for free labor, with banned member HaSh delivering the classic 'not your personal army' line. A short, mundane slice of the site's raging culture rather than any real drama.

FkN isnt your personal army.— HaSh
Spam this forum as much as possible— Tr3Nx
Yeah its not your personal army but i guess there would be a few people who have spare time on there hands and would do it just for the hell of it.— McLovin!
Tr3NxHaShMcLovin!
forum-spamraging-and-advertisingother-raging2007personal-armyoff-topic-drama
fkn0wned.com · TV Shows

[MU] House Season 7 720p - Single Links

Nine months, one dedicated uploader, and a full season of House doled out episode by episode

A slow-burn download thread in the TV Shows subforum of the Red Light District section, where [FkN] Crew member duckbutta steadily posted 720p MegaUpload links for each episode of House Season 7 from September 2010 through the May 2011 season finale. The thread is almost entirely maintenance posts ('Added Episode X') punctuated by a handful of members dropping quick thanks. Low-drama, high-patience — a classic warez-thread grind that quietly ran for eight months.

aawesome thx a ton— Papasmurf
i want to check this¡¡¡— cristofer
Added Episode 23, Season Finale— [FkN] duckbutta
[FkN] duckbuttaPapasmurfcristoferAtheos_Cirno[1K] ProVocationZldartz
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fkn0wned.com · Movies

Family Guy S06E04 "Stewie Kills Lois" Pre-Release Thread

Someone leaked a Family Guy episode before it aired, and the whole forum showed up to say thanks and beg for Part 2.

A member called InzaneHacker posted a pre-air, low-quality rip of the Family Guy episode 'Stewie Kills Lois' in the Movies subforum of the Red Light District section, promising an HQ version and a Part 2 once available. The thread is mostly a wave of short thank-yous, quality-control questions (codecs, VLC), and impatient members demanding the sequel post, which eventually got linked by olie22. It's a small, low-drama snapshot of mid-2000s TV-episode piracy culture on a gaming forum's off-topic sharing board.

THIS HAS NOT BEEN ON AIR!=D— InzaneHacker
omg wheres pt 2???? I WANT IT BADDDDD— ijusk03du
ok inzane ur teh man— minitureman
InzaneHackerminituremanolie22ijusk03duasshoel50retarded_elephant69
family-guyprereleasetv-leakred-light-districtoff-topic2007
fkn0wned.com · Movies

Jackass Number Two (2006) - Movie Share Thread

A member named Guru dropped a Jackass Number Two link in 2007 and the thank-you replies kept trickling in for months

A simple movie-sharing thread in the Red Light District > Movies board where user Guru posted a download link for Jackass Number Two (2006). The rest of the thread is a long tail of one-line replies over roughly nine months (March to December 2007) — members thanking Guru, reporting the link expired, asking for 'unhide', and generally bumping the topic. It's a snapshot of classic mid-2000s forum file-sharing culture: low effort, high volume, and a slow drip of gratitude and link-rot complaints.

Still work>?— pewpewpew
this movie fkn rocks thanx dood— Tripn
unhide - you are teh pwnzor— ohsnap999
GuruwickedSICKTripnohsnap999Zakir
moviesfile-sharingred-light-districtjackass2007link-thread
fkn0wned.com · Movies

Superbad (2007) file-sharing thread

Five pages of fKn0wned regulars queuing up for a download link to Superbad back in December 2007

This was a long-running Red Light District thread in the Movies subforum where members shared and requested access to a copy of the 2007 comedy 'Superbad.' By late December 2007 it had stretched to five pages, with a steady trickle of members dropping in to say thanks, report broken passwords, or beg for the link. It's a pretty mundane but classic example of the file-sharing culture that filled fKn0wned's off-topic corners alongside the cheat scene business.

says the pass is wrong nvm its just danny no cap D— ballistic
I really wanted to see this Thanks alot =D— sanjuro3456
give it up to me— x1xtomx1x
ballisticIndustryCudblacknight00Famoussssanjuro3456
moviesfile-sharingred light districtsuperbadoff-topic2007
fkn0wned.com · Movies

American Pie Mega-Thread Thank-You Parade

Page two of a years-long thank-you parade for a shared American Pie movie pack.

This was the tail end of a long-running 'mega-thread' in the Movies subforum of Fkn0wned's Red Light District, where someone had shared the American Pie film collection for members to download. The replies here (spanning Nov 2007 to Jan 2008) are almost entirely quick thank-yous, one-liners, and the odd emoticon-laced appreciation post typical of file-sharing threads on cheat/gaming forums of the era. Nothing dramatic happens — it's just a steady trickle of regulars checking in to say thanks and bump the thread over a couple months.

I just love The American Pie Movies !— {}JuNNeZ{}
i think i love you— mflames01
can i get a what what?— x1xtomx1x
InzaneHackersorbazzmflames01{}JuNNeZ{}1337jizz
red light districtmoviesfile sharingmega-threadoff-topicnostalgia
fkn0wned.com · Movies

Shutter Island (2010) Movie Release Thread

vermiLLion drops the RS/HF/NL links for Scorsese's Shutter Island and the crew just says thanks a bunch of times

A classic warez-board movie post: veteran uploader vermiLLion shares a Rapidshare/Hotfile/Netload release of Shutter Island with poster art, screenshots, and specs behind a 'reply to unlock' wall. The replies are the usual low-effort but warm chorus of thanks and one-word approvals typical of the Red Light District > Warez > Movies section, plus a quick exchange about whether it was an R5 rip and a note that Rapidshare links kept getting taken down fast.

so is this an R5 ye?— aimshot120
It sure is i posted an R5 before but rapidshare take the links down quick— hoOkz
SEX— shwager
vermiLLionshwagermarzBaBiaNeNaimshot120hoOkz
warezmoviesrapidshareshutter-islandrelease-threadred-light-district
fkn0wned.com · Movies

[MU] The Hangover Part II (2011) TS — Movies board upload thread

A pirated Hangover Part II telesync drops, and the wolfpack shows up just to say thanks and rep farm.

A classic Red Light District warez thread: crew member duckbutta posted a MegaUpload link/telesync rip of 'The Hangover Part II' (2011) behind hidden-content tags, gated so users had to reply to unlock it. The replies are the usual low-effort thank-you spam and rep-farming from members chasing post count, with a couple of one-liners about the movie itself (comparing it to Bridesmaids) and even a 'don't really care' troll near the end. Totally unremarkable in content but a good snapshot of how these download boards actually functioned day to day.

I skipped seeing this for Bridesmaids. It was pretty good, so lets see what the wolfpack has in store again.— dudewheremycar
Don't really care— bstncld
Nowai.— .Dissident
duckbuttagunhater.Dissidentdudewheremycar
red light districtmovieswarezmegauploadhangover-2011rep-farming
fkn0wned.com · Movies

"All NEW Movies (All Of Them With ONE LINK)"

One mega-thread, every new release, one link — and half the forum just showed up to say thanks.

A January 2008 post in the Red Light District's Movies subforum by user dark_skillz, promising a consolidated link to a batch of new movie releases. The thread itself contains almost no discussion of content — it's a long chain of members dropping in one-liners ('lets see', 'thx', 'unhide plz') to bump the thread, express thanks, or beg for the hidden content to be unlocked. Classic warez-forum ritual: post bait, get two pages of gratitude and hide-tag requests in return.

lets see— l3g0
Yay!!! 1 MFkN link;D— {}JuNNeZ{}
Unhide plzzzz thx— Cheen Screeter
dark_skillzl3g0{}JuNNeZ{}Christobell.:BaTmAn:.ijusk03du
red light districtmovieswarezone-link threadthanks-bump culture2008
fkn0wned.com · Movies

ZombieLand movie link (zShare warez thread)

PopTart drops a loud-but-watchable Zombieland rip and the thank-you train rolls for two months straight

A classic Warez > Movies post from FkN0wned's forum-scene days: warez king PopTart shared a zShare link to the 2009 film Zombieland, warning the audio quality was a bit loud but otherwise fine, and offering to repost if the link died. The thread devolved into the usual ritual of members hitting 'unhide' and dropping quick thanks, with a few reports later that the link had gone dead, prompting PopTart to add new links. Nothing dramatic here — just a snapshot of everyday file-sharing culture and forum etiquette from October–December 2009.

The quality is okay, but its kind of loud. So yeah its watchable. If link gets deleted let me know ill post another one.— PopTart
link is down— DecapX
D1 is 404 btw— pheonixinwater
PopTartvermiLLionDecapXpheonixinwaterXreaper19
warezmovieszsharedownloads2009file-sharing
fkn0wned.com · Movies

Inception DVDRip Warez Share (Dead Links)

That time someone tried to share a 700MB Inception rip and the links died before anyone got it

A member named Mich posted a pre-release DVDRip of Christopher Nolan's Inception in the Warez > Movies subforum, complete with full release-scene style specs, IMDB info, and a hidden download link gated behind a reply. A handful of members thanked or half-remembered the movie's reputation, and forum regular vermiLLion asked for a Rapidshare mirror, but the thread was eventually locked by admin ap3x after the links went dead. It's a small, typical snapshot of the site's Warez section culture: pre-release rips, reply-to-unlock content, and mods cleaning up dead threads.

gr8 movie i heard... or i think i heard that— ThePirate
RS please..— vermiLLion
This topic has been closed by a moderator(me). Reason: " links broken "— ap3x
MichThePiratevermiLLionjackhandeyurpenguinap3x
warezmoviesinceptiondvdripdead-linksmoderation
fkn0wned.com · Red Light District > Music

Album Sharing Thread After Album-Base Raid

Album-base got raided, so ruben420 popped up with the backup link — classic Red Light District hustle.

A short 2007 thread in the Red Light District's Music subforum where user ruben420 shared an alternative site for downloading albums after a previous 'album base' source got taken down. A handful of members chimed in with quick thanks, and one reply jokingly called out ruben420 for forgetting to obscure the link. Small, low-drama thread typical of the era's casual link-sharing culture.

since album base got raided n its down heres another site enjoy{its kikass— ruben420
ah fuk forgot 2 hide it {np— ruben420
hide it boi ty— olie22
ruben420huynguyen5o4olie22
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fkn0wned.com · Red Light District > Music

Super Christmas Hits

A megalist of holiday classics dropped in the Red Light District, from Bing Crosby to Britney Spears

A three-part rundown of Christmas songs posted in the Music subforum of Fkn0wned's 'Red Light District' section, mixing classic carols, pop hits, and German/Austrian holiday tunes reflecting the community's mixed European userbase. Replies were short and low-key — a thank-you, a puzzled one-liner, and a nod of approval — typical of a filler holiday post rather than a big event. A quiet, cozy little corner of forum life rather than any drama.

Christmas music?— Pr0wL3r454
nice work— BigCheatz08
ty— olie22
olie22Pr0wL3r454BigCheatz08
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fkn0wned.com · Red Light District > Music

Serj Tankian - Elect The Dead (2007) album share thread

A staffer drops the System of a Down frontman's solo debut in the Red Light District — until the takedown notice shows up.

A [Staff] member posted a tracklist and download for Serj Tankian's 2007 solo album 'Elect The Dead' in the Music subforum of the Red Light District. A handful of regulars dropped in over the following weeks with quick thanks and appreciation for the artist. By late November the file had been pulled after a copyright complaint, a fairly typical fate for music-sharing threads on the forum. The thread closes out with a post from a user later marked as banned.

oo yum thanks arcade— Eckos
This file has been deleted. Reason: THIS FILE IS FORBIDDEN TO BE SHARED! Complaints received.— Tommy710
he's a great artist— miztaken1312
EckosTommy710Keskin^draven200soad11789
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fkn0wned.com · Red Light District > Music

Lots of Open Directories Filled with Music

A running list of open-directory music dumps that kept fkn0wned regulars saying 'ty' for weeks straight

This was a running thread in the Red Light District's Music subforum where a member periodically posted lists of open directories containing music, updating it over time as more were found. The visible page is page 2 of the thread, almost entirely reply spam from members thanking the OP for the update ('ty', 'thanks for the hard work', 'unhide', 'leet list!!!'). It captures the low-effort bump culture typical of file-sharing threads on the site, with a wide cross-section of members from different game sections (CS 1.6, CS:S, BF2, F.E.A.R.) dropping by just to say thanks and keep the thread alive.

thx dude— Tightnme
ty ty ty— immboi
leet list!!!— guitarscott
Tightnmeimmboijadedsteveo460sgt deesguitarscott
musicopen-directoriesred-light-districtfile-sharingbump-culturenostalgia
fkn0wned.com · Red Light District > Music

1000's of bands. - Music sharing megathread

A sprawling, three-page 'thanks' train for the forum's giant music megapack — the CS cheat crowd's side hustle in bootleg tunes.

This was the tail end of a long-running Red Light District thread where someone had shared a massive collection of bands/music, and members trickled in over weeks (Nov 2007 into Jan 2008) just to say thanks or bump the topic. It's less a discussion and more a running log of forum regulars — many of them CS:S and CS 1.6 players, a couple of 1000-Club veterans — dropping one-liners of gratitude. Typical of the era's Red Light District sections, it doubles as a snapshot of who was active on the site that winter.

thanks for all this bands x'D— aLe-
thanks man— valucard
noice— d(0_0)b
mystical1Famoussscedarsdark_skillzkidaLe-
musicred light districtmegathreaddownloadscommunitycs:s