Off-Topic Gold
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2 Former Federal Agents Charged Over Silk Road Bitcoin Theft
Owner TuxifieD drops a CNN news repost about crooked DEA and Secret Service agents skimming Bitcoin off the Silk Road bust — thread agrees: cops are corrupt, lol.
Forum owner TuxifieD posted a CNN news article about Carl Force (DEA) and Shaun Bridges (Secret Service), two federal agents charged with wire fraud and money laundering for stealing Bitcoin during the Silk Road investigation that took down Ross Ulbricht. The thread is a short news-sharing discussion rather than a debate, with a handful of members chiming in with cynical one-liners about corrupt cops and a Wired link for more detail. Low engagement but a good time-capsule snapshot of how the community reacted to Silk Road/Bitcoin news in real time back in 2015.
Bitcoins are so stupid i hope they die out eventually— NigelStrawberry
LOL all cops are corrupt... didnt know that they tried to steal during sr bust.— NoTolerance
guy was pretty fucking corrupt lol— TuxifieD
Hottest Girls Thread
A four-page 2010 free-for-all where hidden image links, one-word replies, and a Katt Williams defense of fake tits collided in classic forum chaos.
This is page 2 of a long-running General Discussion thread where members posted (and hid, image-host-style) photos of attractive women and reacted with quick one-liners, emoticons, and jokes. A minor spat broke out over criticism of a posted woman's scars, which TuxifieD defended with an oddly passionate Katt Williams reference, drawing pushback and mockery from other members. Most of the page is filler replies ('unhide', 'lol', ':D', 'tits?') typical of image-bait threads, plus a running gag about dead imageshack links and fake vs natural results getting posts removed.
You guys are exactly what Katt Williams talks about when he says "bitch ass niggas"— TuxifieD
That's what you get with fake titties. If you uploaded a hot girl with natural titties, webmasters would be fappin'.— Kimmi
thanks shwager you killed the thread.— QuaXz
HOLY SHIT 30 MILLER LOL: Steam ID Digit-Trading Banter
A screenshot of a big number in GMod turns into a full lecture on Steam ID digit-trading etiquette.
Admin ap3x posted a screenshot from Gmod showing a Steam ID with an unusually high number ('30 million'), sparking a small back-and-forth about whether high or low Steam ID digits were rare or valuable at the time. Several members misunderstood the point, prompting ap3x to explain the concept of milestone/low-digit Steam accounts, while others just joked that it wasn't a big deal. A low-key, mildly nerdy thread typical of the forum's off-topic banter rather than any real drama.
So... I was playing GMod today (a manly man's game) and... well.... this:— ap3x
I cant wait to have the first nine digit— TuxifieD
Its like a 100 milestone or like 3000 its like youre the 3000th one now go get a cookie.— Unbeliveable
Good Metal Bands
One guy asks for metal without the 'death/black metal shit' and the whole thread just recommends death/black metal shit anyway
A casual music thread in General Discussion where PaRaNoID asked for metal band recommendations, specifically ruling out death/black metal. Regulars chimed in with picks like Metallica, Parkway Drive, As Blood Runs Black, and I Killed the Prom Queen, plus the obligatory joke suggestion of Nickelback and 50 Cent. Low-stakes, friendly off-topic chatter typical of the board's music threads, with a mix of staff and long-time members (1K Club, GFX staff) weighing in.
can anyone suggest any good metal bands none of that crap death/black metal shit— PaRaNoID
Akon, Sean Kingston, 50 Cent lol joking. ummm, nickelback metal?— sammo
There not death/black metal shit there genre is Metal dont believe me check there album cover— jcomp6
What are your Halloween plans? (2007)
Pig cop masks, stingy candy plans, and a dude stuck working Halloween — Fkn0wned gets spooky season vibes.
A light, throwaway Off-Topic thread from October 2007 where members casually shared their Halloween plans. Answers ranged from cheap costume improvisation to flat-out refusing to hand out candy, with the usual forum banter and ribbing following each reply. Nothing dramatic — just a snapshot of everyday small talk on the board during its General Discussion section.
I plan to go to a Halloween party wearing a mask that is a pig cop, only because thats the only kind of mask I have around my house.— Battles
I plan to ignore every knock on my door because I haven't bought any candies— waLLa
Jump out and scare the shit out of them, THEN dont give them candy— Legit_Hacks
Dubai 45 Gigapixel Photo
A member shares a mind-boggling 4,250-photo composite of Dubai — and things briefly get racial before settling back into casual awe.
In the Photography subforum, member merete92 shared a link to a massive 45-gigapixel panoramic photo of Dubai stitched from 4,250 individual shots, sourced from another forum. Replies were mostly short reactions of amazement at the scale and dedication involved, with someone joking it looked like a GTA map. The thread takes a brief detour into a jab from pikachu at Junnyerr's grammar and race, which Junnyerr brushed off with a sarcastic reply, before the thread returns to mundane appreciation of the image.
You mean 'boredom' Joon? I know people of your race don't go to school but you could've done better. QT <3— pikachu
Sorry I guess I should of google'd it . Won't happen again .— Junnyerr
Looks like one of the grand theft autos— fkngames
Swiss Paradise
A quiet landscape shot from Switzerland gets a round of forum love, one cloud critique, and a Fresno diss.
In the Photography subforum under Art & Design, member tom2strobl posted a landscape photo taken in Switzerland, linking to his DeviantArt for more. The thread is a small, easygoing gallery reply chain spanning June to December 2009, with regulars dropping quick compliments, one mild compositional critique about the lack of a focus point, and a passing jab comparing it favorably to Fresno. Nothing dramatic here — just a low-key, friendly moment of forum members appreciating a nice nature shot.
Nice thats way better than fresno— Dank
There's no focus point in the image unless you want the viewer to look at the top where the clouds is— mad tag
thats a very nice nature picture you made! the clouds are beautiful!— fearblaster
Instagram Growth Service Thread
The forum's resident social-media hustler pitched real vs. fake IG followers, and even the site owner wanted in on the pricing.
VIP member Zack advertised a paid Instagram growth service in the Market Place's Services section, offering followers, likes, and comments via a custom bot rather than a fixed package. Owner TuxifieD and fellow VIP tupac asked about quantities and whether Facebook was also covered, prompting Zack to clarify the bot-driven 'account building' approach and later post a follow-up update claiming improved results and a way to deliver exact like counts. It's a small, low-drama commerce thread typical of the forum's Market Place, showing the site's side hustle culture beyond gaming and cheats.
I'm using a custom bot to get real followers, likes, etc. So essentialy growing the account to have more likes and comments, not a specific amount.— Zack
How many likes can you provide— TuxifieD
do u do fb— tupac
The Thomas the Tank Engine ROFL Thread
Shifty drops a random Thomas the Tank Engine clip and it somehow becomes a nostalgia thread for hardened cheat-scene regulars
A short, low-key Links/Humor thread started by longtime member Shifty (member #6, later a Co-Manager) sharing a YouTube clip of the Thomas the Tank Engine theme, reminiscing about watching it as a kid. A handful of regulars chimed in with 'lololol' and jokes about the show lowering their IQ, with one member recalling 'Shining Time Station'. Nothing dramatic — just a quick, goofy off-topic exchange typical of the Links/Humor board, preserved here in two archived snapshots taken a day apart showing the same thread with member stats slightly updated.
this is hilarious i used to watch thomas the tank engine as a kid ... lololol its so catchy— Shifty
I always felt that watching Thomas the tank engine lowered my IQ by a few notches.— Exodus
remember shining time station?— Goodapollo
Rofl Cats
Before it was a meme, it was just a guy named banak sharing roflcats.com with the boys.
A lighthearted 2007 Off-Topic thread where member banak shared a link to roflcats.com along with a funny cat image, kicking off a small pile-on of members agreeing that funny cat pictures are indeed great. Nothing deep here — just an early example of the goofy, low-stakes humor threads that filled the Links/Humor subforum between the site's cheat-scene and gaming discussions. A minor typo ('cats'os') even sparked a brief aside about what the word meant.
You love funny cats'os example— banak
That's cool and all, but what is a cats'os— lol
hahahahah good find man— fatsanta
That Dirtbike Crash Video Thread
A shared crash clip turns into a good old-fashioned ate-shit-on-sand debate.
Fizzer posted a YouTube link to a rough dirtbike wipeout, kicking off a low-stakes Links/Humor thread where members traded reactions to the crash. Talk ranged from whether the guy 'looked high' after impact, comparisons to landing on sand vs concrete, and the usual pile-on of 'ouch' and 'owned' commentary. Nothing dramatic, just a classic casual off-topic thread with the forum's regulars chiming in with one-liners over a couple of days.
he got fkn pwned but ive seen it already— snuffz
his face was steaming.. high— haha.1
owned he got haxed— DrGzR
de_aztec Counter-Strike Animation (Links/Humor)
Someone dug up a goofy de_aztec animation link and the regulars just vibed on it
A short, lighthearted Links/Humor thread where user Keskin^ posted a link to a Counter-Strike animation themed around de_aztec. A handful of regular members (banak, haha.1, The Moose) dropped in to react positively, joking about characters in the clip like a 'freekill guy' and someone nicknamed 'Dumbass'. It's a quick, low-stakes nostalgia piece typical of the forum's off-topic humor culture rather than any drama or major event.
ahaHa Great find "Dumbass" "Newbie", lolzord ahahah haha.1— banak
lol got alot of groups when u come to think of it.. i love the freekill guy when he got pop ups.. funny.. nice find— The Moose
<3 dumbass.— The Moose
idiot headbutts cop
A kid headbutts a cop in a break.com clip and the whole forum weighs in on whose blood that actually is
A classic Off-Topic link-share thread from October 2007: user 'laptops' drops a break.com video of a kid headbutting a police officer, and the thread turns into a casual pile-on of one-liners, reactions, and minor forensic debate over whether the blood shown was from the cop's nose or the kid's scraped arm. It's a low-stakes, high-volume 'lol'd' thread typical of the Links/Humor subforum, with a mix of regular members and at least one staffer (miLLer) chiming in. Nothing dramatic happens beyond community banter, but it captures the everyday texture of the board.
i lol'd.— orangespwnz
rofl that cop 0wned idiot kid rofl— olie22
LoooooooL what a headbutt— miLLer
Salvia Trip Video Thread
HaSh drops a salvia trip video and the Off-Topic crowd shares their own trips down the rabbit hole
A short, laid-back thread in Fkn0wned's Links/Humor section where Supervisor HaSh posted a YouTube clip of someone tripping on salvia, pointing to a specific timestamp as the funniest part. A handful of members chimed in with reactions, another salvia video recommendation, and a brief personal anecdote about trying it. Classic low-stakes filler thread typical of the forum's Off-Topic scene.
YES! 2:55 is where it starts getting funny as hell— HaSh
Its the best salvia trip ever— blackxthink
i did this for the first time last month. just 10x. i wanna go crazyyy— Goodapollo
cool domino
A YouTube domino video from 2007 united a whole thread in pure awe.
A short, wholesome Off-Topic thread from December 2007 where member asshoel50 shared a YouTube link to a domino video, prompting a cascade of genuine admiration from regulars. No drama here — just a handful of forum veterans agreeing it was impressive, with one staff member chiming in that the video was already old news to them but still held up. A small, quiet slice of pre-decline forum life.
Wha.. The.. Fuck.. I'm so fucking amazed. Good find, seriously.— [LiP]STicK.
someone needs a life— dainbramaged
So very old for me, yet still amazing— Peski-Ruski
Bird Leaves a Mark After Hitting Window Hard
A viral bird-splat pic sparks a full-on bullshit-detector debate in Links/Humor.
Paws posted a link to an ebaumsworld image claiming a bird left a distinct mark on a car window after impact, then immediately realized he'd posted it in the wrong forum. What followed was a short but spirited back-and-forth over whether the image was legit or an obvious fake, with Paws trying to back up the claim with a personal anecdote and his own blurry photo, while other members remained unconvinced. A very small, very 2007 slice of forum life — low stakes, high snark.
That my friend is total bullshit.— mr.N0Nam3
the onli white i see .. is the car..— haha.1
actually it ain't so unbelievable.. my parents hit a bird at like 120km/h and they bird left shit big white marks on the window— Paws
The Faceless, an autopsy — deathcore music share thread
A YouTube link to a deathcore band's music video turns into a lyric-quoting, taste-debating derail nobody asked for.
Goodapollo shared a YouTube video of the deathcore band The Faceless in the Links/Humor forum, prompting a scattered back-and-forth about the music's genre and merits. A few members pasted full lyric sheets and traded compliments on drumming, while others (mako_x23) dismissed it outright as a waste of time. It's a small, typical Off-Topic music-share thread with a bit of genre-gatekeeping flavor, featuring forum regulars and at least one Supervisor (Don Ruski) weighing in politely.
wow...that was a waste of time— mako_x23
Respect to any one who can understand the lyrics. But not my thing tbh.— Don Ruski
You obviously don't know anything about musical talent... it is by FAR the most talented genre of music out there.— ohmybiscuits
Demonoid Invites Thread: Trading Requests Fade Into 'Pwned by teh Law' Shutdown Chatter
Members begged for Demonoid invites right up until the site got 'pwned by teh law'
This late tail-end of a thread in Fkn0wned's Links/Humor section was originally about members trading and requesting invites to the private torrent tracker Demonoid. By early 2008 the conversation shifts to news that Demonoid had gone down amid legal trouble, with members reacting, confirming it was dead, and noting a community forum sprang up to keep people together (explicitly not file-sharing related). The mood ranges from disappointment to resignation, with a couple of posters calling to just close the topic since Demonoid 'was never coming up anyway'.
Demonoid is gone, don't even bother.— lol
Demonoid got pwned by teh law! in other words, Demonoid is not warez at all any more... to bad— hawwah
Close this topic. Demonoid is never coming up anyway— banak
Lets Have Fun, WITH PORTALS
Portal was so new in 2007 that a 4-post meme thread was the whole event.
A short, low-key thread in the Links/Humor section where a member kicks things off by posting a screenshot from the newly-released game Portal and inviting others to share funny or dumb Portal images. A handful of regulars drop by to say they enjoy the game or just laugh along, and the thread fizzles out after four replies. It's a small, casual slice of the forum's off-topic culture rather than anything dramatic.
Post your funny and stupid Portal images— hunterbrute224
LOOOL I love that game lol, loadsa fun.— Peski-Ruski
Lolz xD— Waffleman
Photoshopping
A retouching video wows the Links/Humor crowd — and someone genuinely asks if it's a plugin
A member posted a 'you can't Photoshop a personality' one-liner alongside a video showing off impressive Photoshop retouching skills, and the thread became a small round of collective awe. Most replies were quick reactions praising the skill on display, with a running side-debate over whether the effect was achieved via a special plugin or just plain Photoshop technique (spoiler: it was skill, maybe a Liquify filter). Typical Links/Humor fare for the era — low effort, high nostalgia, everyone just vibing over a cool clip.
Whenever you see a hot girl in a magazine, just remember - you can't Photoshop a personality.— bragamuffin
Amazing, I WANT this plugin! Does anyone have any idea of what it is?— Rebelz
filter > liquify ur done— THe8l8
Scammerkid Getting Owned
A screenshot of a scammer getting caught red-handed had the whole Links/Humor board cracking up
A member posted a set of screenshots showing an unnamed 'scammerkid' being called out and humiliated, likely mid-scam attempt on Steam or a trade. The thread got a wave of laughs and one-liners from regulars, with most calling it hilarious even though it was apparently an old, previously-circulated image set. A brief bit of ribbing broke out when one member accused the poster of faking part of the screenshot by writing the site name on a chalkboard, but it didn't derail the thread.
That wasn't even funny it was retarted. ^kanetheheat plz tell me u didn't write fkn0wned on a chalkboard lol— Afteryou
omg..i pissed my pants i was laughin so hard— mako_x23
I laughed, that kid got raped. LOOL— hunterbrute224
Webcam Prank Link Thread (2007)
2007: a webcam prank gone gross gets shared, mirrored, and re-uploaded three times because Rapidshare kept dying
A 2007 Off-Topic/Links thread where a member recounts a friend and co-poster secretly recording a girl over webcam after meeting her in an MSN/lesbian chat room, then posting the clip as a link for laughs. The rest of the thread is mostly other members complaining that the file host links were dead, asking for reuploads or passwords, and a couple of people egging on the 'prank' or asking to be taught how to do it themselves. It's a pretty ugly, of-its-era slice of early cheat-forum off-topic culture — casual exploitation played for laughs, framed as a joke thread rather than drama.
so heres the link for it... thats when Inzane n asshoel50 is gonna like rage her badly=P start spamming n shit!— olie22
ill tell you when will do it next time... just go to sol.no and then lesbe chatt make your own msn and pwn the noobs.— asshoel50
megaupload doesnt work neither. sad.— Exodus
late contest entry! HA.
Missed the drawing contest deadline but posted his entry anyway — a questionable 80's hooker sketch that raised some anatomical questions.
A user named |-noodle-| posted a drawing he'd intended to submit to a forum art contest, only to realize he'd missed the deadline. The image, described as an '80's woman' character, prompted a joking question from Exodus about some questionable anatomical detail, which noodle deflected with an off-the-cuff backstory about the character being a hooker living fast and loose. A couple other members chimed in with laughs and a shrug that the contest was already over.
Uhm, is that hair on her left breast ?— Exodus
its what ever you want it to be! she is a hooker for money. living the high life. living fast and playing hard. a fast hard 80's woman with nothing to lose and everything to prove! sorry bout that. ha.— |-noodle-|
lol nice.. too bad its over..— 1
turtles
"I LIKE TURTLES" hits Fkn0wned and the whole board loses it
Legit_Hacks drops a link to the infamous 'I Like Turtles' viral video ('King of Randomness') in Links/Humor back in October 2007, and the thread turns into a short chain of members reacting with laughs, quoting the kid's line, and debating whether the clip was already old news by the time it hit the forum. It's a small, breezy time-capsule thread capturing early internet meme culture as it filtered through a CS 1.6/CS:S community, with a few regulars and staff chiming in for a quick laugh before it faded into the archive.
LOL, His on tv and all he says is I LIKE TURTLES, idiot i say— srbsoldier
Old. I remember watching this on Youtube and laughing. Now it's just retarded.— Arcade
lmfao that was most likely the dumbest shit ever i have ever seen— fatsanta
don't trust rapidshare
A guy hits his RapidShare limit, panics about the FBI, and the whole thread just roasts him for it.
A member named asshoel50 posted a screenshot complaining that RapidShare capped his supposedly 'unlimited' downloads, sparking a casual back-and-forth in the Links/Humor board. Other regulars piled on with jokes about the FBI, account-sharing theories, and general ribbing about how much he'd downloaded in five days. Nothing serious ever comes of it — just a low-stakes, of-its-era thread about file-host limits and shared accounts, typical of the forum's Off-Topic banter.
You got owned by RS. FBI will be knocking your doo...— havok123
How the fuck do you download 25 GBs in 5 days?? lo...— AKULA
maby because im sharing acc whit ziink— asshoel50
Sesshoumaru CLN 06' - video link thread
A random martial-arts trick video from 2007 that somehow got called 'racist' three replies in
A short Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from late October 2007 where waLLa posted a MySpace video link showing someone (nicknamed 'Sesshoumaru CLN 06'') performing impressive physical/martial-arts feats. Regulars reacted with typical forum banter — amazement, a tasteless joke, and some pushback calling out the racism, plus a wisecrack about sending the guy to Iraq. A small, low-stakes exchange that captures the loose, unfiltered off-topic culture of the board.
and i thought black people couldnt get any more dangerous...— mako_x23
so racist lol— minitureman
give this skeet a gun and ship him to iraq.— Fenix1337
BME Pain Olympics? - Is It Real
A 2007 shock-site debate: is BME Pain Olympics actually real?
A member asked whether the infamous BME Pain Olympics shock video was real, carefully noting he wasn't posting the link to avoid mod trouble. Several regulars chimed in confirming it was legit, with one admitting he googled it himself and regretted it immediately. A classic mid-2000s internet 'have you seen this horrifying thing' thread, short and blunt, typical of the Off-Topic/Links-Humor section's shock-content culture.
that is the most fucked up thing Ive seen ever!— Wtts
i just searched it on google, and that shits nasty man...— Legit_Hacks
Its real i think..— Exodus
Athene WoW Video Pile-On
A 2007 WoW video ("Athene") gets dropped in Links/Humor and the thread turns into a pile-on
A member posts a clip of a WoW Paladin player (Athene, compared to Purepwnage) claiming he's funnier than the famous machinima series. The mostly CS 1.6/CS:S crowd reacts with a mix of laughs and mockery, several posters piling on with jokes about the player's sexuality and calling the video's subject gay, rich, or a 'sado'. One poster flatly calls the clip a waste of 9 minutes, while another claims to have beaten him in-game once. Standard mid-2000s off-topic banter thread with the usual anti-WoW sentiment from the CS crowd.
he acts just like me! 123 full hp, now thats skill— Waffleman
that was so shit can i have my 9 mins of life back??— jacal
lmfao. thats funny shit. i remeber pwning this dude whit my shaman ones— asshoel50
Fat kid on Moped
A YouTube link, a face-plant into red sand, and one gaming perk joke that's still funnier than it should be.
A quick Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from January 2008 where user WillowZ shares a YouTube clip of a kid wiping out on a moped. The thread is a short, casual pile-on of laughing reactions and a running gag comparing the crash to video game 'perks' (Juggernaut, Fast Recovery). Low stakes, high chuckles — the kind of throwaway link thread that padded out the humor section between the cheat-scene business.
FAST RECOVERY PERK! JUGGERNAUGHT PERK! 1FT AIR PERK!— WillowZ
RIP Handlebars you will be missed ahah— jcomp6
thats fkn funny that dude is as big as my father thats what makes it so funny— kippa
"lol" - a 2007 YouTube link thread
A guy posts a YouTube link, says 'so funny,' and seven people agree — the internet in one thread.
A short, low-stakes Off-Topic thread from November 2007 where user snuffz drops a YouTube link with the classic one-liner 'so funny.' A handful of regulars pile on with reaction quips, an unrelated running joke about 'the older the prune the sweeter the poon' gets repeated and quoted a couple times, and everyone agrees the video is funny. Nothing dramatic — just a slice of everyday Links/Humor board culture with usernames, Xfire handles, and early-2000s forum rank titles ('Trained Noob,' 'pr0n leet') on full display.
why is my grandmom in here *throws up*— asshoel50
The older the prune the sweeter the poon— Eckos
rofl now that is humor— minitureman
L M A O!!!! (Watch and see LMFAO) - page 2
A video so bad it got bumped just to get roasted for a week straight
Second page of a Links/Humor thread centered on some video ('LMFAO') that most posters found underwhelming or outright bad. Many replies are just repeated demands to 'unhide' the content, alongside a string of one-liners calling it lame, gay, or not worth the ten minutes spent watching. One member memorably dragged the video for having an unregistered-software watermark burned across it while the poster apparently couldn't even crack the recording tool. Low-effort bump thread, but a good snapshot of the forum's snark-heavy off-topic culture circa December 2007.
that was 10 minutes of my life i cat get back from being wasted on such a terrible thing like this— mystical1
the funny part was the "this watermark will be removed after registered" across the video. what a shit ass. he can make that animation but cant find a decent crack for his recording software?— |-noodle-|
it wouldnt need to get bumped if it didnt suck— Jack Daniels
Shock-Link Bait Thread Nearly Gets OP Banned
A shock-link bait thread that got the OP threatened with a ban before the punchline even landed.
Classic Off-Topic/Links-Humor shock-site bait thread from late 2007. A member posted a link so vile a moderator-type user immediately threatened to remove them, and the OP backpedaled by linking a 'reactions' compilation video instead of re-posting the original. Other members piled on with the usual 'don't click it' warnings that only made everyone else more curious, ending with a few members admitting they clicked anyway.
POST ANY SHIT LIKE THAT AGAIN AND YOU'RE FUCKING GONE— Wtts
O.M.G...That was the sickest thing I have ever seen in my whole life... This will scar you for LIFE.— prefeK
OMG WTF WHY DID I FUCKIN CLICK THAT SHIT :| NO ONE CLICK IT!!!!!!— Combination
Woman Grows Nipple on Foot
The infamous 'leg nipple' link that had half the forum arguing over whether it was Photoshop
Supervisor Shifty. posted a link to a dermatology case study showing a supernumerary nipple on someone's foot, framed as a joke for 'feet fetish lovers.' The thread devolved into the classic forum debate over whether the image was real or photoshopped, with a few members weighing in on how gross/funny the idea was. Short, low-stakes Links/Humor fare typical of the off-topic section.
Rofl, all you feet fetish lovers will jizz when you see this.— Shifty.
Its like evolution, were all going to have nipples on our feet in 30 years.— valucard
Imagine licking a leg nipple. haha.— [LiP]STicK.
Don't Make Little Kids Angry.
A forum full of grown gamers cackling at an 11-year-old's Ventrilo meltdown
A member posted a YouTube clip of an 11-year-old raging and cussing on Ventrilo, and the Links/Humor board did what it did best — piled on with laughing replies over several weeks. Posts trickled in from November 2007 into January 2008, with regulars and a Co-Manager alike chiming in to enjoy the kid's meltdown. Nothing deep here, just classic forum-era link-and-laugh humor and some light commentary on kids being admins/gamers online.
FUCKING HILLARIOUS. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!
LOL ITS SO FUNNY HEARING A 11 YEAR OLD CUSS SO MUCH— SansabaDawg
Man I hate when little kids are admins, play games, or do both. I love how they pissed this one off— hunterbrute224
Racist chain-email joke thread (2007 Links/Humor)
A racist forwarded joke gets posted, and everyone just... laughs along.
A 2007 Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread where user 'thesource' copy-pasted a racist chain-email-style joke list. A handful of regulars responded with brief approving one-liners ('i loled', 'i ROFL'd'), typical of the low-effort humor-dump threads common on the board at the time. The thread is unremarkable in structure but stands as a stark example of the casual, unmoderated edginess that characterized this corner of the forum. No real discussion or drama beyond the post itself and a few members chiming in with laughter.
i loled.— Visio
I lold irl.— blacknight00
i ROFL'd— jacal
Kid on WoW Gets Yelled At By His Parents (Viral Video Thread)
A viral WoW-kid-vs-parents video makes the rounds and the forum piles on
A member posts a YouTube link to the infamous early internet clip of a kid getting screamed at by his parents while playing World of Warcraft on Ventrilo. The thread is a quick, low-effort pile-on typical of the Links/Humor board, with regulars and a couple of staff/uploader-tier members chiming in with one-liners mocking the kid. Nothing dramatic happens beyond some classic mid-2000s forum snark and a bit of class-based commentary on the parents.
Lol his parents fucking own his fucking ass.— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!
Are you crying over it? What a spoiled little baby.— Crxss
humiliation TO THE MAX.— bobbafett07
Owned - the video everyone piled on to laugh at
DJSketch drops a Photobucket clip titled 'owned' and the whole board agrees: totally fkn owned.
A short-lived Links/Humor thread where member DJSketch posted a hosted video file (via Photobucket) simply titled 'owned.' The replies are a quick chain of one-liners from regulars reacting to the clip — laughing, calling it hilarious, and riffing on a cat getting 'owned' — classic low-effort, high-nostalgia forum humor filler typical of the Off-Topic section.
Hahahaha skull fucked.— Combination
lawlzor totally fkn owned..— Jack Bauer
cat got owned— Looter
Shock Video Thread: 'Some Crazy People'
A shock-video link drops in Links/Humor and half the board loses their lunch — literally, in one case.
A short Links/Humor thread on Fkn0wned.com where user blackxthink posted a link to some disturbing/graphic video, prompting a string of shocked, disgusted, and darkly amused one-liner reactions from other members. The tone is classic mid-2000s forum shock-content posting: quick reactions, dead memes, Xfire handles in signatures, no real discussion beyond collective 'wtf.' One poster admits to watching it while eating and immediately regretting it.
Seriously they are retarded Omg Click here— blackxthink
mm, cutting yourself, thats always fun.— Legit_Hacks
shes sick in the head. EDIT: fuck i was eating while watching it too— olie22
ROFL! - a rickroll thread on New Year's Day
InzaneHacker dropped a tinyurl on New Year's Day 2008 and the whole board fell for the rickroll.
A short, low-stakes Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from January 1, 2008, kicked off when InzaneHacker posted a disguised link that turned out to be a Rickroll. Members reacted with the usual mix of laughing, complaining it wasn't funny or was reposted, and joking about crashing their browsers trying to escape it. Nothing dramatic — just a slice of everyday forum banter to start the new year.
lolol you dickface! i just got rickrolled— Industry
not funny but just annoying imo .. and someone else posted that one earlier— goofu
grrr I had to restart my firefox— LoRd Ragealot
13 Year Old Tries To Steal Steam Account
A kid tried to scam a Steam account, got wrecked so hard he cried to his school counselor.
A thread in the Links/Humor sub-board sharing an old, widely-circulated story (originally posted to Digg) about a 13 year old who attempted to steal someone's Steam account and got humiliated in the process, reportedly ending in him crying at school. The OP hid the post to keep the thread bumped, which drew mild admonishment from staff, and the rest of the thread is mostly members asking to 'unhide' the content and reacting with laughter, calling it an old but still funny classic.
go mow some yards, bitch— miLLer
The 13 year old started crying in school and he told the counselor that someone stole his Steam account.— orangespwnz
Wow, dont put stuff on hide so the thread stays alive... Dont do it again it's gay =/.— Nerf
Xfire rando spams 'bashed by lebs'
Some random 15-year-old xfire warrior spams a member with 'bashed by lebs' for like 100 lines straight, and it gets archived forever.
A member posts a copy-pasted Xfire chat log (credited as 'stolen from DCXVI') showing a random stranger, going by GeneralSmith-CM, spamming another user (DonuT^) with an absurdly repetitive taunt about being 'bashed by lebs.' The exchange spirals into juvenile trash talk, mock-concern about self-harm, and racism accusations before fizzling out. Replies are short and jokey, with other members chiming in about getting similarly spammed by other randoms on Xfire, treating the whole thing as harmless forum comedy rather than real conflict.
bashed by lebs— GeneralSmith-CM
notice how my cbf factor is at 100% right now ?— DonuT^
Does posting this make you feel like you are special? I get spam bombed all the time....— hunterbrute224
247Vent - Prank Ventrilo Server Thread
500-slot prank Ventrilo comes back from the dead, and fkn0wned shows up to gawk at the drama
A member advertises the relaunch of 247Vent, a large entertainment-focused Ventrilo server known for prank calls and live pranks on unsuspecting listeners. Replies range from nostalgic excitement from old-timers who remembered the community, to basic connection help, to a griping detour about the server's admins being trigger-happy with bans. By the end of the month a couple of posters check back in to see if the server's still active and get vouched for by a longtime listener.
They are known for hilarious pranks, and prank live!— Rebelz
The admins are assholes They ban kids for stupid reasons— waLLa
I've been listing for about two years now and they are extremely cool people.— Nerf
guy just lost his ability to breed
A viral break.com fail clip turns into a two-week pile-on of 'fkn0wned' jokes at some poor guy's expense.
Member Paws shared a link to a break.com video of a guy badly wiping out and hurting himself, launching a short-lived but steady stream of replies riffing on the injury for comedic effect. The thread ran from late November into early December 2007, mostly one-liner reactions cracking up over the fall, with a brief bit of drama when banak got called out for double-posting/spamming and clapped back sarcastically. Classic low-effort, high-turnout Links/Humor thread typical of the board's off-topic culture.
He breaks his arm ,and cracks his balls. Core Duo .— Paws
wow he got fkn0wned by a rail hahahahaha poor bast...— olie22
Hey, dude no need to spam— banak
Railgun Video Thread — Links/Humor
Someone posts a Navy railgun clip and the forum nerds out about physics for a page.
A member shares a YouTube video of an experimental electromagnetic railgun, admitting he went from mocking it to being genuinely impressed. A short back-and-forth follows about why the tech can't be miniaturized into a handheld weapon (heat, materials, projectile speeds beyond the speed of sound), with a couple of regulars dropping quick one-line reactions. Low-key, casual Off-Topic filler thread typical of Gametration's Links/Humor subforum.
This is amazing. At first I was like these guys are a bunch of nerds, but at the end I was awed.— egawge
that was cool but it be cooler if it was like a hand held gun— mako_x23
Perfect aim , its nice— blackxthink
The Worst Kung Fu Movie Auditions EVER!
A 2007 YouTube link that had the whole Links/Humor board in tears laughing at some truly abysmal kung fu auditions.
A quick, throwaway Links/Humor post from minitureman sharing a YouTube video of terrible kung fu movie audition footage. It pulled in a steady trickle of one-line replies over about a week, mostly members just cracking up ('ROFL', 'lol') and one guy dropping a related video link of his own. Nothing dramatic — just a classic low-effort, high-laughs forum humor thread typical of the era.
ROFLMAO I CREAMED MYSELF WATCHING THIS.— [LiP]STicK.
lol he got fkn kungfu ownd— asshoel50
R O F L M A O— prefeK
Kat Williams Weed
A 2007 YouTube clip of comedian Katt Williams talking weed had half the forum in stitches — and one guy who just didn't get it.
WillowZ dropped a link to a Katt Williams stand-up clip about weed in the Links/Humor subforum, sparking a quick chain of replies mostly agreeing it was hilarious. banak was the lone dissenter claiming it wasn't funny, which drew a bit of ribbing from HaSh about not smoking weed or having a sense of humor. A handful of regulars piled on with quick 'lol'd' style approval before the thread petered out — a classic low-stakes off-topic filler thread.
Weed isnt a drug, its just a plant, and when you light it on fire, theres some effects— HaSh
Cause you dont smoke weed and dont have a sense of humour.— HaSh
I lol'd at his haircut alone.— bobbafett07
Guy Takes On 4+ And Wins (viral fight video)
Someone drops a link to a guy flattening a mob of four — the thread that just wanted to say 'lol owned'
A quick Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from 2007 where member laptops shares a tooshocking.com clip of a guy fighting off multiple attackers and winning. The replies are the usual low-effort forum banter: people saying it's funny, arguing about the ethnicity of the guys in the video, and someone noting a related Mike Vallely fight clip. Nothing dramatic, just classic early-2010s (well, 2007-era) forum link-sharing culture at Fkn0wned.
wow he straight dropped those guys. the mike vallely fight is pretty good too.— Eckos
Fucking owned lol. They were all... Indians.— [LiP]STicK.
Nop, i know how to speak indian, and they werent speaking indian lol :S— laptops
The fkn Rank on internet!
A screenshot of a random toolbar's site-rank turns into a forum-wide 'lol you got spyware' pile-on.
blackxthink posted a screenshot showing Fkn0wned's ranking (apparently pulled from a Megaupload toolbar) and hyped it as a good rank. Confused members chimed in, several jokingly accusing him of having spyware, while others genuinely didn't understand what the screenshot was showing or whether the number was even real. It's a classic low-stakes Off-Topic thread: a mundane bragging post that spirals into ribbing and confusion rather than any real discussion.
Lol you got spyware— havok123
Its the Megaupload toolbar— blackxthink
that can't be real can it— Uncensor3d
MIC SPAM FTW!
One guy blasted a CS 1.6 server with mic spam, took a screenshot after everyone rage-quit, and posted it like a trophy.
A short, low-effort Links/Humor thread where member c0rpsegrinder posted a Photobucket screenshot claiming a round of in-game mic spam had made 'everyone mad' and emptied the server. Replies were skeptical, with waLLa pointing out the screenshot showed no one actually in the server, and c0rpsegrinder insisting people had rage-quit before he could capture it. It ends with a jab at c0rpsegrinder's in-game score, a classic bit of forum ribbing typical of the site's off-topic banter.
everyone got mad =]— c0rpsegrinder
Theres no one in there— waLLa
Your score is bad. Now I know why you come to fkn0...— bobbafett07
Trippy Trip Trip - the spinning silhouette GIF thread
Which way is she spinning? This 2007 optical illusion GIF had half the forum arguing with their own eyes.
Renegade.MB posted a well-known spinning silhouette optical illusion GIF in the Links/Humor section, musing about how perception of its rotation direction seemed to change depending on how you looked at it. The thread turned into a casual back-and-forth with members reporting whether they saw it spin one way, both ways, or not spin correctly at all, with a bit of skepticism thrown in that the image itself was secretly changing. Low-stakes, good-natured off-topic filler typical of the Links/Humor board.
Your mind really controls the whole thing.— Renegade.MB
i dont believe that...i think it changes on its own— bearsfan300
I only see it spinning one way;\.— trance144