fkn0wned archive

IsItChristmas?.org — ap3x's PHP Date Gag Site

The Fkn0wned admin bought an actual domain just to tell you if it's Christmas yet — and broke it on Christmas Eve.

In this Programming subforum post from December 2009, [FkN] Admin ap3x shares the full PHP source for his novelty site IsItChristmas.org, a simple date() script that announces whether it's Christmas Day, Christmas Eve, or neither, with a countdown from December 1st. Fellow member lam3r immediately clowns him for a parse error breaking the live site, which ap3x quickly patches, followed by some light ribbing about ap3x blowing real money on a legit domain for a joke site instead of buying lam3r a copy of MW2 or L4D2. It's a small, good-natured, very of-its-era exchange showing off the site's PHP code alongside typical forum banter.

Parse error : syntax error, unexpected '<' ... fail lmao— lam3r

But wow you wasted money buying a legit domain for that? lolz— lam3r

I just had the money so I said... FUCK IT! Why the hell not? :p— ap3x

How to Spot a Lier: A Leecher Culture Time Capsule

A picture tutorial on spotting liars, buried under 20+ pages of 'thanks bai' just to unlock the hidden content

A VIP member named RandyCandy posted a hidden-content picture tutorial titled 'How to spot a lier' in the Tutorials subforum under General Leechers Galore. The actual content was locked behind a 'reply to see hidden content' wall, a classic tactic of the era to farm replies and post counts. The resulting thread is almost entirely low-effort 'thanks', 'ty', and reaction posts from a rotating cast of members just trying to unlock the tutorial, offering a pure, distilled sample of the site's leecher culture.

+rep k thnx bai— RandyCandy

kiss the rings— husayn1972

how useful ;D— Lucky

Make Your Penis Larger (chooken's Tutorials joke thread)

A troll tutorial with hidden content that had the whole Tutorials forum pretending they weren't curious

Posted in the Tutorials board on Fkn0wned, this was a joke topic by chooken with its actual content hidden behind the forum's 'reply to reveal' spoiler system, playing off the classic spam-email gag title. Members piled in with a wave of self-conscious 'lol this is gay' replies, half-mocking the thread and half-admitting they clicked in out of curiosity, which became the running bit of the whole page. It's a small, silly time capsule of mid-2000s forum culture — low effort, high engagement, everyone in on the joke together.

You're all saying its gay but I bet you're really trying it.— Blaqk

lol all you guys are responding just so others dont think your gay when they see that youve been writing how gay this is!— oinkypig

Not like that other gay tutorial— chooken

Merry Fkn Christmas! - General Discussion

A whole community's Christmas 2012 crammed into one thread — vouches, signature drama, and a mod trying to close it for being 'too early'

A festive holiday thread from December 2012 where members and staff of the Fkn0wned forum dropped in to wish each other Merry Christmas. It's mostly quick one-liners and inside jokes, plus a few long-running signature blocks packed with vouches and thank-yous to graphic designers. A moderator briefly closed the thread with a joke reason before it was reopened, capturing the loose, joking house culture of the site.

Merry Christmas, may it be awfull.— Daxi

No where is it currently christmas... you retarded guys?— Nick

Nick stahp, you are drunk, go home. Merry christmas people.— TripleD

Bye. — [LiP]STicK.'s farewell thread

A long-time member says goodbye, and the regulars beg him to stay

A veteran member with over a thousand posts, [LiP]STicK., announced he was leaving Fkn0wned.com, citing that the site had changed a lot since he joined, 'some for the better but more for the worse.' Staff and fellow members (Shifty., blackxthink, laptops) responded with a mix of jokes, mock threats to stay, and genuine sentiment, with laptops noting the site was going through rough times and would hopefully be 'back up like before.' [LiP]STicK. softened his exit, saying he'd keep lurking the forums and come back once things stabilized. A newer member, Soft, joined only that day and had no idea who he even was.

Been quite awhile since I joined, but things have changed alot, some for the better but more for the worse. Well, bye. Rock on Fkn0wned.— [LiP]STicK.

don't leave or i cut your throat— blackxthink

Bro I'll still be looking through the forums, I'll definitely be back once things are up again. I kinda love this site alot T.T— [LiP]STicK.

What Song Are You Listening To? — the endless music thread

13 pages of YouTube links and one guy demanding to know why everyone suddenly loves rap.

A long-running General Discussion staple where members just dropped whatever song or YouTube video they were currently jamming to, no real debate, just a slow-scrolling mixtape of the community's taste running from August 2010 into mid-2011. Genres ranged from dubstep to metal to Linkin Park to rap, with regulars and a few '[FkN] Crew' and '[VIP]' members popping in casually between other forum business. It's a low-stakes, feel-good thread that just kept getting bumped for months, closing out with some light ribbing about the rap takeover near the end.

Why is everyone listing to rap !??— Charlie

Rhyme, flow and cleverness watch 720p— princeglenn

massive tune.— lulraep

michelle is tux's wife

A member's video gets teased for a YouTube push and instantly turns into playful chaos over 'tux's wife' Michelle

A locked General Discussion thread from November 2009 where a member posts a rapidshare link to a video, asking others to help edit and popularize it on YouTube for views/contacts. The thread quickly turns into lighthearted teasing about member 'm1chbaby' (Michelle), with regulars joking about her user group, her being shy in the video, and volunteering to help edit it. It's a small, casual, in-jokey snapshot of forum camaraderie rather than any drama or major event.

Im doing that now. 1,400 contacts HERE WE COME— Bulle7

I actually hate you. Bye.— m1chbaby

I where lmao when i saw hahahaha, She sounded so shy in the start!— ZoaQ

That girl Michelle..

Founder outs forum regular's darkest secret: she still plays Neopets.

A lighthearted 2009 General Discussion thread where forum founder TuxifieD teasingly 'exposes' a well-known member, Michelle (m1chbaby), as a closet Neopets fan. She half-denies it, and the thread spirals into a string of nostalgic and joking callbacks about Neopets, Digimon, Pokemon, Gaia Online, and MyBrute from other regulars. It's a pure banter thread with no real drama, just old-school forum ribbing between recognizable names.

I couldnt hold the truth in anymore...— TuxifieD

I played neopets in like grade 4. sooooo... Drop it.— m1chbaby

Bitch, I play Neopets AND Gaiaonline. I lure furries to a tim hortons in Kentucky and then call the police there.— Gospel

The Great Site-Ranking Graph Thread

A guy named Industry posts a traffic chart and half the forum shows up just to talk their site up

A member called Industry posts a six-month traffic comparison graph showing Fkn0wned.com ('we are blue') doing well against rival cheat/gaming sites, and asks people to go vote for the site in a poll to help it climb the rankings. What follows is a short, good-natured pile-on of members hyping up the community, taking cheap shots at a rival site (shusko.net) and joking that Fkn0wned only trails competitors because it's 'the laziest site of hackers ever.' One veteran, Peski-Ruski, nostalgically name-drops the legendary 'third week of August' as peak forum drama and debate, giving a glimpse of the site's own internal lore even within this thread.

we are blue if you didnt know that. we are doing pretty good— Industry

No, its because we dont give a fuck and can beat the other 99 sites combined.— mr.N0Nam3

Oh I remember the 3rd week of August, was fucking awesome, best debates, best discussions. But so much drama lol.— Peski-Ruski

The Art of Trolling

A forum smod's field guide to six classic breeds of internet troll, tested live in the replies within minutes.

Kimmi, a Super Moderator, posted a lengthy how-to breakdown of forum trolling archetypes (the Stupid Troll, Flaming Troll, Intelligent Troll, Sockpuppet, Disgusting Troll, and Internet Tough Guy), framed as a tongue-in-cheek guide to sowing chaos 'for the lulz.' The thread is short but has the classic fkn0wned energy: dry humor, mock-serious structure, and immediate ribbing from fellow staff. Fellow smod ap3x and crew member vermiLLion chime in with a joking exchange that basically trolls the trolling guide itself, capping the thread off in true community fashion.

By following and using the techniques in this guide you should be well on your way to d1cking off most of the internet.— Kimmi

Kimmi, if we met IRL, I'd beat the shit outta you. <3— ap3x

troll— vermiLLion

Your 'handle' - origin stories thread

Old-school members trade the real story behind their gamer tags — DedCon, Industry, miLLer and more

A casual Off-Topic thread from December 2007 where user DedCon asks fellow members whether they've kept the same online handle over the years or kept switching it up like the trendy XXXxxx-style names. Regulars and a couple of staff members (miLLer, HaSh) chime in with the backstory of their own nicknames, some dating back to the late 90s/early 2000s gaming and 'hacker scene' days. It's a low-stakes, nostalgic nickname-swapping thread with light ribbing about a double post.

Iv used the same 'DeadlyConflict' from the mid 90s, with the only change is a shorten to DedCon in the last year (nick only).— DedCon

iv been using "industry" and "industry1337" since at least 2000 (first time on the "hacker" and "gamer" scene)— Industry

I have uses miLLer since i was born, is my last name lol— miLLer

Can Kathleen be the new queen? — the 'FknLady' crush thread

A video, a boxxy diss, and a forum crush campaign to crown fkn0wned's next 'FknLady'

TuxifieD reposts a video of forum member Kathleen (kathleenstr) that had apparently been pulled before, noting she's back on good terms with the community and isn't a fan of the infamous 'Boxxy' meme. The thread spirals into classic early-2010s forum banter — demands for 'tits or GTFO,' ASCII art crowning her queen, admins and regulars weighing in with a mix of hype and backhanded compliments, and someone pointing out afterward exactly why the original video got taken down in the first place. Kathleen herself pops in a few times, mostly self-conscious about how she looks on camera., and the whole thing reads as a snapshot of the forum's female-attention-thread genre.

MY EYE IS CLOSED . i h a t e it .— kathleenstr

to do so, we on /b/, require tits or else! no exceptions!— merQree

Now I see why the video was removed.— -Alex

Help Get Fkn0wned Back on Top! (Voting Drive Thread)

The one where staff begged members to proxy-vote the site back up the rankings

A long-running (8-page) General Discussion thread where Fkn0wned members and staff rallied the community to vote for the site, apparently in some kind of top-sites/gaming portal ranking contest, trying to reclaim lost ground after falling behind competitors. Co-Manager Shifty and other veterans repeatedly bumped the thread urging everyone to vote, with talk of using proxies to get around vote limits. It's a snapshot of forum community-building culture circa 2007-2008, complete with casual crude banter and a random tangent about a mysterious 'Gold Member' banner.

we are down by 3 haha.— blacknight00

bump vote everyone.— Shifty

EVERYONE VOTE! USE PROXYS DO WHAT IT TAKES— Shifty

What your goals are in life

Tennis rankings, #1 records, and one guy who just wants to hack a bank — fkn0wned shares its life plans

A laid-back General Discussion thread from January 2010 where -Alex asks members to share their life goals, no matter how unrealistic. Replies range from sincere (university, careers, starting a family, world travel) to joking (producing a #1 record, hacking a bank, the classic 'money and women' one-liner). It's a snapshot of a young, mixed-age forum crowd musing about their futures, closed out by a moderator jab at the thread starter that got the topic locked.

By the age of 19, Rank #1311 in the world for tennis. Yours?— -Alex

Mine is to well...Hack a bank.— Unbeliveable

FuckBitches&MakeMoney Nuff said— Mystik

Post Your Photo (pages 9-12)

The classic forum face-reveal thread where teenagers roasted each other's pics and someone got banned for a one-line self-own.

A long-running 'Post your photo' thread in General Discussion where members shared pictures of themselves and got immediately clowned by regulars. Typical of the genre: age guesses, flirty comments, cleavage jokes, and low-effort trolling, with at least one member (Imoderatemyfun) posting a single slur-laden line before being banned. Staff and long-time '1000 Club' members like The Moose, Goodapollo, and Industry weigh in with the usual snark, keeping the thread's tone loose, juvenile, and very much of its era.

I imagined you was younger lol. I'd give you an early 16; dunno how tall you are though. I am 14 years old. Sooo... I pwn.— The Moose

I like her cleavage. Just friends?— wirmware

wow shes hot.....— ynaggo

My Photography >:] — mecon2's photo thread

A hacking forum's cheat-scene regulars pause the exploits to gush over sunsets, dust storms, and a train shot everyone loved.

In the Art & Design > Photography subforum, member mecon2 shared a set of personal DSLR shots (sunsets, a duststorm, trees, a train/rails scene, and later some flowers) hosted on DeviantArt and Photobucket. A cross-section of well-known forum names — VIP members, a Smod, a Founder, and even some later-banned users — dropped in with genuine praise, and the thread drifted into friendly camera-gear talk (Nikon D60 vs D100, lens setups). It's a quiet, wholesome corner of an otherwise cheat/hacking-focused community, showing the softer, hobbyist side of the userbase.

shit son that's smexy keep going keep going :)— NIX

hackers + flowers = ?— mecon2

You have the right Idea's, but not the correct settings, what type of camera are you using bro?— jcomp6

jcomp6 Shares His Photography

A year of amateur shots, a stage-diving scar, and forum members actually being nice to each other for once.

In the Photography subforum of Art & Design, longtime member jcomp6 shared a link to his Flickr portfolio after about a year of shooting. The thread is a rare pocket of warmth on the board, with members like Botoxx, vermiLLion, shwager, and trinetyface genuinely complimenting the work, asking about his gear and location, and one photo prompting a story about a stage-diving injury that needed stitches. It's a small, wholesome side of the community outside the usual cheats/warez traffic.

I really like your photos, probably one of the best photograqphers here.— Botoxx

yes that is a photo of me, result of copping a Knee from a mate stage diving and tripping on microphone cord. 6 stitches— jcomp6

I love the tree ones and shit =D— shwager

KZA's Watch Collection Photo Thread

The forum's resident 'baws' shows off his watch collection, and everyone wants to know the price tag

A simple show-off post in the Photography subforum where longtime member KZA posted a photo of his watch collection, asking for reactions. Regulars piled in with compliments and light banter, several jokingly asking the total cost or accusing him of stealing them, and founder TuxifieD and smod NIX weighed in with their favorites. It's a low-key, friendly flex thread typical of the forum's social side rather than its gaming/cheat focus, with a cast of well-known names (Puree, jonneh28, TuxifieD, NIX, Hatred!, timem604, ZoaQ) trading casual compliments over about two weeks in April 2009.

bitch.. im the baws— KZA

your watches gave me a boner. OMG!— timem604

I thinks KZA Stole them all , Jokes, How much did they all cost?— Hatred!

Corsica 2008 - Tsuki's Travel Photography

A cheat-scene forum stops to admire cave photos and cloud shots from a member's Corsica vacation.

Member Tsuki shared a set of personal travel photographs taken in Corsica in July 2008 with a Kodak Easyshare point-and-shoot, hosted via a DeviantArt gallery (username Enkiii). The thread is a simple, warm compliment thread in the Photography subforum of Art & Design, with regulars and even a founder and retired/respected members dropping by to praise the scenery, especially a cave shot and a bird photo. It's a small, wholesome pocket of the forum far removed from the site's gaming/cheat-scene reputation.

I love the cave one, nice pictures mate— Hatred!

wow those are really nice pictures dude amazing place— TuxifieD

That bird, is HAWT!— Staminix

PaynE's Photography Thread: "Some pics."

The cheat-scene forum's toughest crowd goes soft over some tinypic sunset shots.

In the Art & Design > Photography subforum, longtime member PaynE posted three tinypic-hosted photos simply to "try to get this shit active again," and it worked — a string of regulars piled in with genuine compliments on the skies, colors, and composition. For a board otherwise built around game hacks, giveaways, and drama, this thread stands out as a quiet, sincere moment where hardened members like Don Ruski and Botoxx dropped the usual bravado to admire someone's photography. It's a small but warm slice of the community's human side between all the cheat talk.

Hope these please your eyes.— PaynE

Damn, these are amazing. Respect if these are actually yours :).— Don Ruski

wow chearing me up <3 thanks!— Botoxx

Shoutbox is Back!

The shoutbox returns — and r0ss's 4,000-shout addiction becomes the real headline.

A short, cheerful announcement thread from Skippy restoring Fkn0wned's shoutbox after it had been down, with a teased-but-unfinished site template update mentioned in passing. The real fun of the thread is the community ribbing member r0ss, who apparently racked up over 4,000 of the site's 110,000+ total shouts, earning him the affectionate nickname 'shout whore' from multiple regulars. It's a low-stakes, feel-good thread full of mods, VIPs, and longtime members chiming in with quick thanks and jokes.

Over 110,000 shouts with our top shouter r0ss, contributing over 4k shouts!— Skippy

R0SS IS A SHOUT WHORE— Hatred!

Proof that r0ss never shuts up— Jonesyyf

TuxifieD's Supplement Transformation Log

The site founder announces he's about to log his personal supplement experiments for 300,000 members — cue Chuck Norris ball-hair jokes.

Founder TuxifieD posted an announcement (misspelled 'Transfermation' in the title, corrected to 'Transformation' by a commenter) that he'd start posting personal logs testing fitness/health supplements, promising to vouch for anything that worked for him to the forum's massive claimed membership base. Members quickly derailed into asking whether steroids were involved, a mod questioning why a fitness log was posted in the Updates and Announcements section, and a couple of absurd Chuck Norris jokes closing out the thread. It's a small, goofy slice of forum culture showing the site's founder engaging directly with the community outside the usual hacking/cheating content.

Will there be any use of steroids?— KZA

Why is this in Updates and Announcements lmfao— ap3x

Can't wait to jump on the roids, if we all unite we might be able to fuck up one of Chuck Norris's left ball-sack hairs!— inSpired

HaSh's ABC Steps to Not Being Hated on the Forum

A [FkN] Crew member drops a 10-point etiquette manifesto for the forum's noobs, gravediggers, and WTT spammers.

In this Random Tuts thread, veteran member HaSh lays out a tongue-in-cheek 10-step list of forum etiquette rules aimed at low-post newbies who gravedig old threads, post low-effort 'WTT' trade requests without meeting the post minimum, flame without cause, or beg for hacks. Staff and regulars pile on approvingly, with a Super Moderator (DCLXVI) riffing by rattling off a parody list of classic bad-post examples (rage screenshots, defacement requests, account trade begs) straight out of the forum's daily grind. The thread is short, mod-endorsed (moved into Random Tuts by admin Shifty), and mostly a lighthearted community in-joke rather than real drama — a snapshot of the forum policing its own culture.

There are many absolute fucktards who come in here everyday, with 4 posts, gravedigging, making WTT topics in general forums, spamming, flaming— HaSh

11. dont bum the admins, makes others jelous *huge bum*— laptops

SOMEONE DEFACE THIS SITE PLEASE I RREALLY H8 1T ITS MY 0LD CLAN SITE AND THEYRE L0SERS.— DCLXVI

Bring Back the Fkn0wned Pr0Xy

Members beg staff to resurrect the old school-blocker-busting proxy — it got axed for eating too much bandwidth.

A member asks whether Fkn0wned.com could set up another web proxy like the one the site used to run, prompting a nostalgic back-and-forth about the old (long since discontinued) FkN Pr0xY. Staff confirm it was pulled due to bandwidth costs, while members reminisce about using it to dodge school and work internet filters. The thread drifts into a minor squabble when a member recommends alternative tunnel sites, only for others to insist those don't work as well as the original.

No, we used to have one. I think it was removed because it used too much bandwidth.— DCLXVI

whoever setup that proxy is badass cause my school blocks to many proxys.— Afteryou

Well ok im sorry you know so much more than me, cause it dosen't fucking work where i live.— Afteryou

MOTM: October Winner

Laptops takes October's Member of the Month for sheer volume of give-aways, warez, and porn dumps.

A staff-run monthly announcement thread crowning 'Laptops' as October's Member of the Month, with a custom signature and a copy of The Orange Box as the prize. Staff cite his prolific posting of give-aways and adult content as the deciding factor, noting it was a tight race against runner-up Ernie, with no third place due to short notice. The thread then opens voting chatter for the November title, with regulars and staff (including Co-Manager 'Riggy14'/Shifty and Supervisor DCLXVI) weighing in on the results.

Congratulations Laptops You have won this months member of the month due to you're excessive give-aways/warez and porn.— Shifty

It was a close one this week, between Laptops and 1 other member.— Shifty

Closely behind Laptops was Ernie and we didn't have a 3rd because it was such short notice.— Shifty

Funniest Pic Competition — 9 Steam Accounts Up for Grabs

A member staked 9 Steam accounts on who could post the funniest picture — cue a wall of early-2010s meme dumps and lolcats.

Grim launched a lighthearted community contest offering 9 Steam accounts as the prize for whoever posted the funniest picture, with a 10-day deadline. The thread turned into a rapid-fire dump of reaction images, lolcats, gifs, and memes from a dozen-plus members, ranging from single images to huge spoiler-tagged galleries. QuaXz's single post ('/thread i win') got a immediate concession from ojj321, effectively ending the contest by consensus rather than any formal judging, and a staff member (Emrys) later called it one of the funnier threads he'd seen.

/thread i win— QuaXz

ya quaz wins....srry guys— ojj321

perhaps one of the funnier threads i've seen— Emrys

Draw NIX's Picture (BFBC2 Key Giveaway)

A staffer bribed the forum with two BFBC2 keys just to see how he'd get memed as a penguin.

A lighthearted community art contest in the Competitions subforum: user th3knif3r offered two Battlefield: Bad Company 2 keys to whoever drew (or found) the funniest depiction of moderator NIX. Members submitted a mix of low-effort MS Paint doodles and random reaction images, several devolving into 'penguin man' pictures as an inside joke, with NIX himself popping in good-naturedly to react. The thread meandered for months (Feb-June 2011, with a stray reply tagged 'Yesterday') without ever declaring a clear winner, a pretty typical fate for these giveaway threads.

Draw Nix from your imagination or whatever you think he looks like— th3knif3r

God, i have a twisted imagination— TwisteD

pimpin I'm gonna be offended by that, twisted LOL and random spam much ?— [FkN] NIX

"People Who Join After 100k Members Think They're Hot Shit" — a derailed old-timer rant with a bizarre Persian history tangent

A classic 'back in my day' rant about newbie attitude spirals into an avatar beef and a Persian history tangent.

Started November 22, 2007 by mr.N0Nam3, this Rants and Raves thread gripes about newer members (those who joined after the site hit 100k registrations) acting superior despite low post counts. The thread quickly derails into a squabble over someone's ugly avatar, a jab about registering just to leech hacks, and a surprisingly earnest historical analogy about Persian king Darius and Xerxes to argue member numbers shouldn't determine status. Mods had already clarified mid-thread that the OP meant the '1K club' (1,000 posts), not literally 100,000 members, prompting some good-natured correction and mild snark.

im sick of the fuckers coming in here an thinkin there hot shit— mr.N0Nam3

Im tired of seeing people with 20 posts ganging on people with 10 posts. Its sad.— anthrax_hax

if some guy signs up and is like member 666,666,666, 669 who cares? maybe he is like 1337 pro at computers and ends up being like a manager or something..or like the heir to the TuxifieD fortune?— Industry

Rant and Rave Section: A Meta-Rant About Flame Wars

A guy rants about people ruining the rant forum by flaming, then gets flamed in the replies within the hour.

Member 'Industry' opens a thread in Gametration/fkn0wned's Rants and Raves section complaining that every rant thread devolves into personal flame wars instead of staying on-topic anger, and jokingly suggests posters attach a selfie to their flames so lurkers can pile on. True to form, replies immediately mock and 'flame' him in a self-aware, joking way, proving his point in real time. It's a small, self-referential slice of the classic 2007-era forum culture — rules nobody follows, emoticon spam, and irony as the punchline.

lmao, im so sick and tired of every rant or rave turning into a flame war..obviously no one has read the rules...!!— Industry

All I can say is... your very right. Oh and I forgot, your a n00b and you should go die (blah blah, flame, flame)— NicCuh

I don't see your picture... Moron— Scratch

TripleD Promoted to Super Moderator

The day TripleD leveled up — and the whole forum showed up to say grats.

A short Site News announcement/celebration thread marking member TripleD's promotion to Super Moderator (SMod) on Fkn0wned. Regulars like M0N573r, Shareinfo, and silentr0ck dropped in with congratulations and inside-joke banter, including a nod to TripleD's new 'Australian' colored username rank. A classic small-forum milestone moment — the kind of staff promotion thread that doubled as a community bonding ritual.

Grats bro <3— M0N573r

Cool, now Triple is in australian color too.— Shareinfo

Welcome to the leet cunts brah— silentr0ck

The Holiday Season - Site News

The whole [FkN] crew pops in just to say Merry Christmas — no drama, just old-school forum warmth.

A short, cozy Site News thread from December 2012 where staff and crew members dropped by to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and happy holidays. It reads as a simple community morale thread rather than anything technical, with members thanking each other for signatures, avatars, and general goodwill. A nice snapshot of the site's social side away from the cheat database and hacking sections.

Merry Christmas everywan! Thanks Puree <3— kudi

Merry Christmas err'body!— DarkRood

Merry Christmas guys, enjoy ze' horidays WINTER IS COMING IT'S GETTING COLD OUT HERE— Manlosa

$6000 CGI Scripts: The Never-Ending Begging Thread

A years-long thread of members begging to see a stash of CGI scripts nobody could actually access

Deep into its twelfth page, this Red Light District thread was still just a long parade of members posting one-liners asking the original poster (apparently 'Coke') to unhide or share a supposedly $6000-valuable set of CGI scripts. By this point the thread had become a running joke/ritual rather than an active resource, with new members chiming in months apart with the same 'lemme see' request. There's a bit of side drama referenced in passing about 'Coke' being banned, which some members clearly didn't understand or agree with.

lol undide plix— cctnfg

thanks now go sell these :V— hunterbrute224

LOVE YOU COKE! (If only I knew why you were banned...)— Huzzah

Newbee - LittleRed1024 Introduces Herself

New member says hi, mentions she was 'reccomened' by a mod, and the entire staff loses its mind

A classic Introduce Yourself thread where new member LittleRed1024, invited by staff member Adora, posts a brief hello and a photo attachment. The reveal that the newbie is female triggers the usual forum chaos of welcome posts, jokes, and thirsty comments from several longtime members and staff. It's a small, low-stakes thread but a good snapshot of the site's community culture and inside jokes around rare female members.

Oh shiet it's a chick, everyone act natural— [FkN] NIX

oh shit a chick and hot :D welcome on fkn :) enjoy your stay note: marry me— [VIP] Fopje

Gentlemen be nice there is a lady in our midst— Dist7action

How to Join Anonymous - A Beginner's Guide

Back in 2011, half the forum wanted in on Anonymous, and this thread was the front door

Admin [FkN] rhets posted a hidden-content guide on how to 'join' the Anonymous collective, sparking a long, mostly low-effort reply-to-unlock thread. Beyond the usual 'thx' and 'show me' posts, a few members debated what Anonymous actually was — a real hacktivist ideology versus a meme-able bogeyman blamed for everything from trolling to terrorism. The thread ran to 50+ replies over about a month, capturing the era's fascination with (and confusion about) Anonymous.

Good info, many people think that anon is a group that only specific people can join— [VIP] FR3QU3NCY

THis is good shit, most people think that Anonymous is an organized cyber terrorist shit. Anonymous is more like a multiple-faces ideology.— [1K] silentrock

Anon is everybody, but who cares. there a bunch of players who make alittle group and call themselves Anon, and take the whole 'Anon' name into bad, dark shit.— SchnookieKin

Fkn0wned Crew Recruitment Applications

Half the forum's old guard lines up to apply for staff — and immediately starts ribbing each other about it

A Site News thread where longtime Fkn0wned members announce they've applied for open 'Crew' (staff) positions, wishing each other luck. A former staffer explains that Crew duties went beyond moderation, including specific assigned tasks like maintaining the cheat database. The thread has the loose, familiar banter of a small close-knit community — inside jokes, sig-editing pranks, and casual jabs between regulars, alongside one member's account-selling vouch thread pasted in for credibility.

Applied. Hoping for the best, like most of you are I guess. Good luck to everyone!— Kudi

When I was on staff, my assignment was to update the cheat archive and keep it updated at all times.— mystical

youre applying again? and IVE APPLIED!— Cosmonty

How you guys get over Depression?? - Serious Discussion

When a gaming/cheat forum got real for a minute and members opened up about depression.

A thread in the forum's Serious Discussion area where a member asked how others cope with depression, prompting a handful of sincere, informal replies from regulars. Responses ranged from practical advice (hang out with friends, get some fresh air) to more personal reflections on love, relationships, and self-deprecating humor as coping mechanisms. It's a small but notable example of the community stepping outside its usual gaming/cheats focus to have a genuine, supportive conversation.

Just be yourself and try to relax.— uglydewey

Love gets me through it— Ruan09

You don't, you accept it as it is and focus on the good in sight.— A U X

Official FkN Ventrilo Thread

The old crew's voice-chat hangout — passworded channels, TF2 banter, and everyone promising to redownload Vent 'today after work.'

A community thread announcing and discussing the official Fkn0wned.com Ventrilo (voice chat) server, where staff and Media Crew members coordinated which channels were passworded versus open to everyone. Staff member Nerf explains the channel setup and mentions the music playing in Vent was well-liked by members. Other regulars chime in with light banter about Team Fortress 2 and re-downloading Ventrilo to hop back in.

There are only three channels with passwords. But we are always in the passworded ones that why probally i'll make sure to hang out in the un-passworded to make it easier for everyone.— Nerf

New reason gto get Vent now again. I will DL it today after work an get iin there!— DJSketch

Hurricane Noel Heads-Up Thread

A member announces a hurricane is coming for him — the forum reacts with the warmth and mockery of old friends.

mr.N0Nam3 starts a thread warning that Hurricane Noel (then a tropical storm) is about to make direct landfall where he lives, joking that the update deserved its own topic and preemptively expecting mod warnings for it. Regulars including Arcade and Shifty. jump in with the forum's usual mix of gallows humor and light ribbing, with Arcade joking about inheriting his PC if he doesn't survive. mr.N0Nam3 reminisces about past storms (Frances and Jean) knocking out power on his island for a month. It's a small slice-of-life thread capturing the community's banter-heavy, mock-callous camaraderie.

mm hai guyz, looks like hurricane noel is gonna hit where i live... i think this deserved a new topic because i am so totally awesome. /wait for multiple warns.— mr.N0Nam3

gl, dun forget ur rain coat, n if u do die, ken i haev ur pc?— Arcade

Thank You FKN0WNED.COM!

One member did the math on everything he'd downloaded — warez, game tuts, and 'porn and what not' — and came back with a very specific dollar figure.

A short-lived thank-you thread in General Discussion where member daxsmoke gushed appreciation to the whole community for the free warez, tutorials, and adult content he'd grabbed from the site over time, claiming it saved him thousands of dollars. Supervisor Don Ruski replied but the thread got closed almost immediately by moderator Afteryou for going off-topic, cutting the love-fest short. A small, goofy artifact of the site's classic mid-2000s warez/cheat-forum culture.

You've saved me around... $5439 to be exact LOL— daxsmoke

I love FKN0WNED.COM!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3— daxsmoke

End of 2009 Recap Thread

FkN0wned members look back on 2009 — and it goes about as well as you'd expect.

A year-end nostalgia/recap thread started by mod PopTart asking members to reflect on notable events of 2009, name-checking Obama's election and Michael Jackson's death. Replies quickly veer into crude, racially charged jokes and casual forum-culture references (site drama, a purge of members, forum changes, and the death of a member named NIX). Fewer than five replies total, but it's a small time-capsule of the forum's blunt, unmoderated tone circa late 2009.

Somme wigga jew lied that he had a threesome. A new tC was created Massive banning from the fkns site A great update No more warez on teh main forum...— NIX

O i forgot, NIX died....— deX-

Three Word Game

A staple forum time-waster spirals into a chaotic, off-color collaborative story — because of course it does.

A classic 'add three words to the story' game thread started by founder TuxifieD in the General Discussion board, one of those low-effort/high-engagement threads that forums ran to keep people posting. Regulars including Kimmi, deX-, ap3x, Emrys, and lam3r chain together a nonsensical, often crude collective story about a stolen bike, fried chicken, and other tasteless detours typical of the era's edgy forum humor. Smod Kimmi even suggests these threads deserve to be stickied for being reliably popular. It's a good time-capsule of the community's casual, juvenile, no-filter tone rather than anything about hacks or drama.

These kind of threads should be stickied since they are very popular (and funny).— Kimmi

BTW THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENCE GOOD JOB NULL— deX-

Advertise VIA Myspace for fkn0wned! GET TO SPAMMING!

The day fkn0wned's CEO handed out a MySpace mass-messaging tool and told the forum to go spam the site's name across the internet

CEO member TuxifieD posted a downloadable tool (with mirrors on Rapidshare, DepositFiles, and Easy-Share) meant for mass-posting fkn0wned links and images across MySpace profiles, advising members to use redirect links and off-domain image hosts to dodge MySpace's URL blocking. It's a classic self-promotion/growth-hacking thread typical of the era, with member blackxthink chiming in about the practical limits of only being able to spam friends' pages. A very 2007 snapshot of forum culture: informal, scrappy site marketing using whatever tools and workarounds were on hand.

remember that myspace will block a URL eventually so dont use the actual domain, use redirects and images hosted at random hosting places.— TuxifieD

This is hard to use , 'cause you need to spamm only your friend— blackxthink

fkn0wned Friend: Naming Your fknbuddy

Who was your fkn0wned bestie? Members reminisce about the buddies they made on the boards.

A casual General Discussion thread from December 2007 where a member asked others to name the person on the forum they'd connected with most, whether an old friend or a recent one. Replies were short and personal, with regulars naming specific usernames as their 'fknbuddy.' It's a small, sentimental slice of community bonding rather than any drama or tech talk.

fknbuddy sounds funny...hahah....anyway i gotta say 2 because i didnt really plan on making "friends" peski ri0t dont know if they feel the same about me...— Industry

tux over the past month.— NoNamE!

Official FkN TF2 Server 20-Man Recruitment Post

FkN goes legit: staff pitch a 'no hacking allowed' TF2 server and hunts for CAL/Highlander talent

A staff member named Nerf advertised the community's own Team Fortress 2 server, hosted in Tampa, Florida, as a fast-respawn 20-man box running regular and custom maps. The post doubles as recruitment for the upcoming CAL/Highlander competitive season and for dedicated server admins, with a public Ventrilo channel offered as the hangout spot. Notably, for a forum built around cheat databases and cheat culture, this post insists the server is '100% legit' with permanent bans (including for texture hacks) for anyone caught cheating.

100% LEGIT SERVER IF YOU ARE CAUGHT HACKING YOU WILL BE PERMA-BANNED (INCLUDES TEXTURES.)— Nerf

I just know and you dont.— Nerf

Fkn0wned Official T-Shirt Contest

The time fkn0wned tried to become a real brand — with actual merch

Admin tKeR announced an official T-shirt design contest for the fkn0wned community, inviting members to submit up to three original designs that had to feature the site's name. Rules pushed for simple, limited-color designs with an optional witty slogan, and winners would be recognized on the site (anonymously on the shirt itself) and asked to hand over their source files. Prizes and deadlines were left undecided at launch, giving it that classic early-forum 'we'll figure it out as we go' energy. Only a couple of members chipped in early, mostly asking for the logo file to start designing.

The t-shirt must contain the word "fkn0wned" on it.— tKeR

Need the logo, ASAP.— Huzzah

Let Me Tell You About Today (goodbye 360, steam account, and goodapollo)

One bad day, three losses: an Xbox 360, a Steam account, and someone's whole online identity.

A member recounts a rough day that cost them their Xbox 360, their Steam account, and their 'goodapollo' persona/handle, posted in the Rants and Raves subforum where venting (not flaming) was the rule. Fellow member Wares offers to gift spare copies of CS:S and HL2 from an upcoming Valve Complete Package purchase, originally intended for another user named Seth. The thread has a small, casual, supportive vibe typical of the forum's off-topic community pulling together after a member's bad luck.

Dude that sucks royally. I might be getting the valve complete package tonight and I'll have 2 css's and 2 Hl2's so if you want I can gift you them.— Wares

But he needs them more so he should get them. And yes people my name is Seth— hunterbrute224

Gravediggers

A thread literally about threads getting dug up from the grave — and someone called their own shot.

A short, self-aware tail-end of a Rants and Raves thread on Fkn0wned.com, poking fun at the forum tradition of 'gravedigging' — reviving old dead threads. Astrea jokingly predicts the thread itself will eventually get necro'd 'for great justice,' and Paws chimes in betting against it. A tiny, quintessential slice of mid-2000s forum culture and in-jokes rather than any real drama or cheat talk.

In a few months time. Someone will find this thread and give it a bump for great justice. 8D— Astrea

ye, im betting on "unlikely"— Paws

Afteryou vs jChase: the Windows Live saga

The thread staff explicitly ordered nobody to close — because trolling a mod was too fun to delete

A short, half-preserved snippet from the 'Old Posts' trash can archive, centered on a lighthearted back-and-forth between member Afteryou and moderator jChase, originating from a Windows Live Messenger conversation. jChase, posting as a Super Mod, pinned a warning that the thread violated no rules and shouldn't be closed, framing the whole thing as harmless ribbing done purely for entertainment. It's a small, personality-driven relic showing the informal, joke-heavy culture between staff and regulars on the board.

Do not close this topic, there is nothing against the rules in it, and it's not off topic. DO NOT CLOSE THIS AFTERYOU— jChase

I just like messing with anyone... it was just fun to ramble. I like making stuff up too haha.— jChase

Your 10 Favorite Members

The thread where fkn0wned regulars shouted out their favorite crew members — and Mickey's signature spoiler tags nearly broke the page

A lighthearted community thread in General Discussion where members listed off their favorite fellow forum-goers. Posts from [FkN] Crew regulars デイブ (Dave) and Mickey show off classic mid-2010s forum culture: elaborate custom signatures, spoiler-tagged 'vouch' logs from trading/trust history, and casual banter about Skype vs. Steam for staff communication. The thread doubles as a nostalgic snapshot of the site's social scene and its trading/vouch subculture.

Im only active on steam nigga— デイブ

My steam is banned nigga + all the other staff uses skype, so go make one dammy— Mickey

Fags broke into my house

An FkN admin comes home to a burglarized house right before Christmas — and the forum reacts.

In the Serious Discussion section, forum admin silentr0ck posted about a burglary at their home, noting the intruders left behind items like the PC and TVs, apparently having scoped out that the house was empty. Posted on Christmas Eve 2012, it's a rare off-topic, personal moment from a site otherwise built around gaming cheats and hacks. The thread captures a slice of real life bleeding into the community outside the usual cheat-scene chatter.

Well they left some shit like my PC and other TVs... They saw house was empty and bam.— silentr0ck