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Hello, My Name Is Spencer Cain (Page 2) — Introduce Yourself thread gone sideways

A newbie's intro thread spirals into a fake-death-in-the-family saga and the forum collectively calls BS

What started as a routine 'Introduce Yourself' post from a new member (posting as '_Encryption_', later apparently also known as Color Blind) turned into a small drama when the poster claimed to be dealing with a death in the family, then admitted they were 'trolling,' then backpedaled again claiming it was real. Longtime members and staff (trs, JasonSteel, Deathcorenoise, Darkness, silentr0ck, Spitfire, RandyCandy) piled on with skepticism, jokes, and mock-threats, treating the whole thing as a lesson in not trusting internet claims. It ends with the general consensus that everyone got played, capped off with some classic fkn0wned snark and admin/mod presence.

I wasn't trolling, im dead serious— _Encryption_

Do you know what we do with kids that lie about death relatives here?— silentr0ck

we all just got played— RandyCandy

Hey (: - Page 2 (Introduce Yourself)

Another girl joins the forum and the guys start keeping a running tally.

A new female member's introduction thread hits page two, prompting regular trs to joke that any intro thread reaching multiple pages is a sure sign it belongs to a girl. He rattles off a running list of the forum's known female members, sparking a lighthearted back-and-forth as Monster complains about being left off the list. Blondu drops in with a welcome and a YouTube link. Overall a low-stakes, jokey welcome thread typical of the Introduce Yourself section.

I knew this was a girl intro because it has 2 pages lol— trs

you forgot me— Monster

$bartlomiej = 'hello world'; echo $bartlomiej;

A coder's cheeky PHP one-liner as an intro, in the board where every new member said hi

This was an entry in the 'Introduce Yourself' subforum of Fkn0wned, a gaming/cheat-scene community board active in the early 2010s. The thread title itself is a small joke — a PHP snippet declaring a variable named after the poster, 'bartlomiej', and echoing it — a lighthearted, dev-flavored way of saying hello to the community. It sits alongside other new-member intros in the General category, one of many small personal threads that made up the social fabric of the forum before it went defunct.

$bartlomiej = 'hello world'; echo $bartlomiej;— bartlomiej

Hello. I'm being told to do this. (Page 2)

A newbie's mandatory intro thread turns into a post-count farming free-for-all

This is page 2 of a standard 'Introduce Yourself' welcome thread on Fkn0wned, an early-2010s gaming/cheat-scene forum. The visible remnant is a single reply from longtime member Puree, a Red Dragons/[RnR] veteran with over 2,400 posts, who jokingly admits to just padding their post count rather than offering a real welcome. It captures the casual, low-effort camaraderie typical of these intro threads where regulars would drop in more for the social ritual than substance.

Welcome to the site, I'm raising my post count.— Puree

Hey everyone! :D — welcome thread (Page 3)

The last stragglers wave hello as another newbie says hi in the Introduce Yourself corner.

This is the tail end of a long-running welcome thread in the 'Introduce Yourself' subforum, where new members of Fkn0wned dropped in to say hi to the community. By page 3 it's mostly the usual back-and-forth of greetings and forum small talk rather than any major event. It's a snapshot of the site's everyday social rhythm rather than a dramatic moment.

helloo all - new member intro

Just another wide-eyed newbie saying hi in the Introduce Yourself pit — the classic fkn0wned initiation rite.

A short, low-key welcome thread in the 'Introduce Yourself' subforum where a new member dropped a casual greeting to the community. Typical of the site's onboarding culture, these threads were where new users made their first post before wandering into the cheats database, gaming market, or general chat. No major drama or notable content survives beyond the simple greeting itself.

helloo all

MrAgee - Introduce Yourself

Another anonymous handle steps up to say hi in the Fkn0wned intro thread.

A brief member introduction post from user MrAgee in the 'Introduce Yourself' subforum under General. The archived page contains only forum navigation and category chrome (Cheat & Hacks database, Site Related, Gaming Market, Security & Hacking, Art and Design, etc.), with no substantive introduction text preserved. This page mainly serves as a snapshot of the forum's structure at the time — a classic early-2010s cheat/gaming scene site with a mix of gaming, hacking, and off-topic sections.

Scratch introduces himself

A member called Scratch pops into the intro thread — page 2 of the welcome wagon.

This page is the second of three in the 'Introduce Yourself' subforum, part of the General section of the Fkn0wned Forum. It centers on a newcomer going by the handle 'Scratch' making their arrival known, with the usual back-and-forth of greetings typical of these intro threads. The surrounding forum structure shows the site's broader focus on gaming and cheat/hack databases for titles like Counter-Strike, Call of Duty, and Minecraft, alongside general and security-related discussion boards. No major drama or notable incident is preserved on this page—just a small, ordinary moment of community onboarding.

Hello world - Introduce Yourself

Where the newbies said hi before diving into the leech pits and hack databases.

This was the standard 'Introduce Yourself' thread in the General section of the Fkn0wned Forum, a hub for a gaming/cheat-scene community active in the early 2010s. New members would pop in to say hello before exploring the site's other offerings, which ranged from a cheats/hacks database for games like Counter-Strike and Call of Duty to sections like 'Leechers Galore', 'Security & Hacking', and 'Porn Paradise'. The page itself is mostly forum-index scaffolding rather than substantive posts, reflecting the site's layout and category structure of the time.