fkn0wned archive

The Godfather in One Minute

A harmless YouTube link thread gets derailed by a banned user's vile attack on a member's dead friend.

Member -Darkness- shared a short comedic YouTube video condensing 'The Godfather' into one minute, name-dropping an inside joke with another user (miLLer) about a past thread. The thread quickly turned ugly when a user named acv1released (already marked as Banned in the archive) posted a disgusting, racist attack referencing -Darkness-'s deceased friend, prompting shock from valucard and a furious, pained response from -Darkness- defending his friend's memory. It's a stark example of the toxic underbelly that could erupt even in a lighthearted humor thread on this forum.

Are you fucking serious? Leave my friend out of this shit. He's gone.— -Darkness-

what the fuck? seriously?— valucard

Cruel As Hell - Christmas Thread Shutdown

A 'Christmas gift' link got a mod so furious he wished death on the poster before the thread was nuked.

Keke10000 posted something billed as 'a real Christmas gift' titled Cruel As Hell in the Links/Humor section, which turned out to be offensive enough that staff member Nerf erupted with a genuinely brutal personal attack referencing his own community service experience abroad. Keke10000 backed down and apologized almost immediately, but the damage was done and the thread was closed by Exodus without him even bothering to look at the original content. A short but sharp example of the forum's volatile off-topic humor section and its zero-tolerance moderation when things went too far.

Why dont you stop posting stupid shit like this you fucking faggot. I hope you become homeless and die in a fucking fire— Nerf

Wow, Wow. Sorry, sorry. If you take offense to it ill take it off.— Keke10000

I have no idea what you posted. But please don't post it again, given the negative responses it must've been something bad. -Closed.— Exodus

EBAY fuckwit gives me his steam account

Guy loses an eBay Steam account auction, gets the login anyway, and threatens 'legal action' over it.

Member jacal recounts losing a last-second eBay bid on a Steam account, only for the seller to accidentally send him the login details anyway. Jacal immediately locks the seller out by changing the password, email, and security question, then posts the seller's increasingly desperate PM threats about contacting 'law enforcers' and lawyers. The thread is pure schadenfreude — the regulars pile on to mock the seller's empty legal threats and congratulate jacal on his free account.

Mate im giving you an opportunity now, to co-operate and give it back, or i WILL take legal action and do things the hard way.— quoted seller

lol law wouldn do shit with ebay i know that for a fact iv tried to get law involved with ebay matters b4— jacal

Lol law enforcer coz of 12 bucks!— AKULA

What Will Druggies Think of Next: SNIFFING SHIT

The infamous 'jenkem' thread that had half of Fkn0wned gagging in disbelief

A late-2007 Links/Humor thread in which members reacted with disgust and disbelief to a shared story/pictures about the urban legend of 'jenkem' (fermented sewage huffing), often referenced by its meme nickname 'leroy jenkems'. The tone is pure shock-humor and pile-on grossed-out commentary rather than any real drug discussion, with members trading jokes about how disturbing the pictures/claims were. It's a small, forgettable-but-memorable page of forum culture: dumb internet urban legends being passed around and mocked by the regulars.

LMAO leroy jenkems!— dainbramaged

thats fuckin nasssty— Legit_Hacks

That tasted.. Different..— The Moose

Shifty IRL aka Tom Cruise

The forum's own Co-Manager gets clowned with a YouTube video comparing him to Tom Cruise

A Links/Humor thread where staff member Nerf posts a joking YouTube video calling out Shifty — the site's Co-Manager and a founding-era member (Member No. 6, 7,000+ posts) — comparing him to Tom Cruise. It's classic forum banter aimed at a veteran staffer, the kind of lighthearted staff-on-staff ribbing that filled the Off-Topic section. Shifty shows up in the thread himself, suggesting he took it in stride.

This is what happens what happens when your co-manager of one of the biggest free online gaming hacks / cheats website and have 7,000+ post.— Nerf

NO TESTICLES: the 8-page meme thread

An 8-page thread about a dog with no balls somehow never dies.

A long-running Links/Humor thread on Fkn0wned.Com, apparently sparked by some kind of image or link involving a testicle-less dog, ground on for eight pages of one-liners and reaction posts. By the tail end members are mostly just confused newcomers reacting to a joke they never saw the original context for, asking to have it 'unhidden' or just going 'wtf is this.' It's a good snapshot of the low-effort, meme-chain humor threads that padded out the Off-Topic section back then.

yes i can imagine me dog has no nuts so it likes is empty sack all day =/— Edgo

Unhide, I wanna see this shit xD— Zunder

wow, that would suck i guess. I wouldnt know... (im female)— VulcanRaven

"dude playing mario so funny!" — the Google Video LOL thread

A 30-minute Mario rage video had half the Links/Humor board cackling for a week straight.

In November 2007, member jacal dropped a link (via Google Video, since pulled/dead) to a lengthy clip of a guy losing his mind playing Super Mario, and the Links/Humor section piled on with pure enthusiasm. It's a classic low-stakes forum humor thread: dozens of members chiming in with 'LOL', quoting the funniest rage lines, admitting they'd seen it before but watched again anyway, and eventually identifying the clip as the well-known 'Super Mario Frustration' video running on a NES emulator. No drama here, just a nostalgic snapshot of forum culture — quick reps, inside jokes about 'the big fire stick,' and jacal basking in getting 'love from ppl.'

Woh that a big fire stick !!!!!— 3dstz

YAY im getting love from ppl i feel so much better...— jacal

THATS A BIG FIRESTICK!! LMAO SO FUNNY— Shifty.

"I made a phishing site lulz"

A member bragged about running a fake Steam "free gold account" phishing page — then got caught out when someone submitted junk creds to prove his point.

In this 2007 Off-Topic thread, member fouine posted about setting up a crude fake Steam page promising free "gold account" upgrades, intending to harvest login info from gullible visitors and resell the accounts. Fellow member orangespwnz called it out as straightforward account theft rather than a joke, and the two argued back and forth over intent and ethics while other members mostly mocked the scheme's sloppy spelling and obvious fakeness as pathetic rather than dangerous. The link was eventually pulled, and the thread ends with members agreeing the whole thing was more embarrassing than clever.

some kids are not so "OMG I HAVE TO LOOK THE URL" when they are stressed so it's nice— fouine

This is just YOU trying to get other peoples' accounts by trying to get people to send everyone that link. Do your stealing by yourself— orangespwnz

this is so ridiculously put together and has so many spelling mistakes, no one in their right mind would do this shit— Peski-Ruski

My PC is Tha Best: Failing The Ship's Minimum Specs

Guy's rig fails the minimum requirements for The Ship — the whole forum piles on.

User asshoel50 posted a screenshot of his computer failing to meet the system requirements for the game The Ship, finding it hilarious rather than embarrassing. The thread quickly turned into good-natured mockery of his sub-1GB RAM, single-core CPU, and old-school specs, with regulars and even a staff member (AKULA) chiming in to laugh along. It's a classic slice of mid-2000s forum culture: low-stakes ribbing, quote-chain jokes, and a good sport taking the jabs in stride at the end.

dont make fun of my computa!! its the best! naat.— asshoel50

Ha ha less than 1 GB of RAM, LOL Single Core, L O L WINDOWS XP AND DIRECT X 9. GG made me lol— hunterbrute224

Owned.— CoryZ

Techno Viking meme sighting, 2007

ZarbonPRO drops the Techno Viking meme in 2007 and half the forum just shrugs 'lame'

A short, low-stakes Links/Humor post from November 2007 where user ZarbonPRO shares the now-legendary 'Techno Viking' YouTube clip. Reception was mixed to lukewarm — several members called it 'lame' or said they didn't get it, sparking a mini back-and-forth including a light callout from Supervisor 'Don Ruski'. A classic slice of early-forum humor-sharing culture, notable mainly for being an early sighting of a meme that would later become internet-famous.

..kicks Techno Viking's ass!— ZarbonPRO

lame— blacknight00

Zarbo, come on, wtf?— Don Ruski

Really? (the "can a CPU explode" link thread)

A sketchy link, a Die Hard 4 debate, and someone insisting hard drives are packed with C4.

A short-lived Off-Topic joke thread where Pr0wL3r454 dropped a mystery link captioned 'Scary?', prompting the usual cautious 'I will not click that' reactions before people clicked anyway. It spun off into a goofy back-and-forth about whether Die Hard 4's premise of remotely exploding computers was realistic, with regulars weighing in on CPUs, C4, and hacker logic. It ends the way a lot of these threads did: someone calls it an old repost, and a brand new member derails things by asking, unrelated, whether anyone actually has hacks.

I will not click that, like really.. I will not.— The Moose

Didnt you know they put C4 in harddrives these days? Damn..— ZarbonPRO

really do yuo have hacks— donkeykonger45

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

The forum's most important scientific debate: kids vs. you, how many, and does judo even help?

A goofy Off-Topic thread built around a viral 'how many five year olds could you take in a fight' quiz/site, with members posting their scores and bragging rights. It drifts into a surprisingly earnest tangent about martial arts effectiveness in close-quarters combat, complete with a Bruce Lee anecdote and a judo defense. Classic low-stakes forum humor thread padded out over multiple pages by regulars killing time.

it said i could take 32, but its probably because - I have been trampled in a mosh before - I dont mind beating little kids, including my siblings— Industry

Yes but judo would pwn, I used to take judo, best thing out there!— AKULA

I lol'd at this site.— Broodje Kaas

Failed Phishing Attempt (Steam Scam LOL Thread)

A wannabe Steam scammer named 'John Lennon' bombs so hard the whole thread just roasts him

A member named hunterbrute224 posted a chat log where someone impersonating a 'Steam worker' (oddly self-identified as 'John Lennon,' later 'Douglas Newbury') tried to phish their account password and got laughed off instead. The thread turned into a lighthearted swap-meet of members sharing their own encounters with the same kind of low-effort Steam phishing attempts, mostly mocking the scammers' typos and clumsy social-engineering lines. A minor semantic argument broke out over whether this even counted as real 'phishing,' with one member pointing to an actual phishing thread elsewhere on the forum for comparison.

gg attempt for Phishing but its a fail— [AOD]eth

Listen eth listen if you don't think i'm telling the truth you can shove it up your ass!— John Lennon (scammer)

You know what makes it better, is how at the top of chat window it says. NEVER GIVE YOUR PASSWORD TO ANYONE— hunterbrute224

Calling Out a Blatant Content Rip on FPSBanana

Someone got caught ripping a mod so badly even the text didn't match — the forum piled on.

A Manager-ranked member (Niggorex) posted a link to an FPSBanana page showcasing what he called an especially blatant content rip, crediting fellow member Shifty for spotting it. Replies were short and mocking, with members poking fun at how poorly the ripped content blended with the rest of the work. A mix of regular members and staff (Supervisor, 1000 Club) chimed in, typical of the site's casual roast-and-laugh culture in the Links/Humor sub-board.

Check this little ripping fuck.— Niggorex

The Modified thing dont Fit with the rest omg— blackxthink

Nice RIP lol— Afteryou

Terrorists Stole My Paper! — Off-Topic Humor Thread

A funny video link buried under 15+ posts of people just demanding someone 'unhide' it

A long-running Off-Topic humor thread sharing a video titled 'Terrorists Stole My Paper!' that spiraled into the classic forum ritual of members spamming 'unhide' to reveal hidden content, plus a side-argument over whether the hide tag should be reserved for hacks/passwords rather than jokes. By page 3 the thread is mostly one-line bumps ('lol', 'asdf LOLololol', 'yays') with a couple of members posting related YouTube links and a supervisor (Janza) dropping in with a casual comment about the video's audio.

hide is made for pass's hacks software and stuff not humor shit— jacal

Haha guy sounds asian at some parts.— Janza

If its funny its sexy— Bloodyb

Who's Gonna Win? FPS Doug vs. Angry German Kid

A 2008 poll pits two of YouTube's earliest viral legends against each other — and Fkn0wned had opinions.

A lighthearted Links/Humor thread from January 2008 built around a poll asking members to pick a winner between two early viral video icons: FPS Doug (a Counter-Strike: Source machinima character) and the Angry German Kid. Members shared YouTube links, argued over whether the famous 'rage' footage was staged, and mostly sided with FPS Doug (69% of the vote). It's a small, harmless slice of old-internet meme culture debated by regulars of the forum's off-topic scene.

he's so fuckin' pissed! he's yelling and shit while doug pwn's him.— lragnarok11

the video where the kid is fkn pissed is fake i think— Tundergun

it was weird to see a german kid go mental just over a game— kippa

Kid Gets Murdered Over MMORPG Debt (Graphic Content Thread)

A shared link about a real-life murder over MMO gold turns into three pages of gallows humor and 'wtf fake' denial.

A Links/Humor thread from late 2007 shared a graphic news story about a kid allegedly murdered over unpaid MMORPG debt. Replies swing between shock, dark jokes, disbelief that it's real, and random tangents about Tibia and RuneScape. One member even suggests the story is so absurd it deserves its own over-the-top forum category rather than Links/Humor. Classic mid-2000s forum tone: morbid curiosity dressed up as banter.

This link doesnt belong in the Links/Humor section, It belongs in the OMFGWTFBBQHOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHITPSYCHONERD section.— Whats that?...BANG!!

i LOL'd...then i felt really bad— SDJH2982

wtf fake— MicroUltra

The Steam Account Phisher Who Got Owned

A 2007 account-stealing scammer picks a fight with the wrong Steam user and gets dragged through his own script.

Member Keke10000 posted a chat log from December 2007 showing a phishing attempt where a scammer, posing as 'Automated Help' then 'rob' then supposedly a 'director of operations' named Nathan, repeatedly demanded a Steam account's login details under threat of a fake ban. The user on the other end, z1zzLe#fuzioN., strung the scammer along, mocked his shifting identities, grammar, and copy-pasted script, and never handed over anything before declaring victory. Replies in the thread are short and gleeful, treating it as a classic 'fail' post — the community's bread-and-butter genre of screenshotting scammers/noobs getting clowned.

Sir, Calm down, I am not retarted, I am highly educated— Automated Help

Hopefully you stop failing at trying to steal accounts buddy =]. Its really fun wasting dumbasses times like yours <3.— z1zzLe#fuzioN.

it mak me lolacano!— Olie22

Graffiti Thread - sabre025's Artwork

A CS cheat forum's resident tagger shows off 11 weeks (or maybe years) of graffiti work down under

Member sabre025 posted a batch of photos showcasing his own graffiti art, done in Australia, sparking a mostly positive reaction from the Off-Topic crowd. Some suspected he'd downplayed how long he'd actually been practicing, while others admired the skill and noted it was refreshing to see forum members with hobbies outside the computer. A GFX staffer and a couple of veteran '1000 Club' members chimed in with praise before the thread petered out with an off-topic question about tying it back to Fkn0wned itself.

soz i aint posting any ilegal stuff , cops run the internet..— sabre025

u are the graffiti master of fkn0wned lol— Industry

kickass.. nice to see some people on fkn have lives off the comp lol— dainbramaged

Official Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Video Drops (2007)

The vaporware trailer everyone thought would never come — dropped in Links/Humor back in '07.

A quick, low-key thread in the Off-Topic/Links-Humor section where a member shared the newly released official teaser for Duke Nukem Forever, a game infamous even then for its endless delays. A second member chimed in almost immediately, having seen the same clip on TV, confirming how big a deal the trailer's release was at the time. It's a small, dated snapshot of forum life — just two posts, no drama, just gamers geeking out over a long-awaited reveal.

I can't wait to see the next trailer!— Huffy778

I swear I was just gettin ready to post this. Just saw it on G4 lol.— Pr0wL3r454

The Leet World - CS:S Machinima Reality Show Thread

Someone found that Counter-Strike: Source reality-show parody everyone was passing around in '07 — full season dump inside.

A member named JimJim4 shares links and episode descriptions for 'The Leet World,' a Counter-Strike: Source machinima series parodying reality TV shows, complete with a trailer, all seven Season 1 episodes, download links, and the official site/MySpace. A couple of other members chime in briefly, one dismissively and one noting they'd like to try making a similar movie. Low-key thread, more of a link-share/recommendation than a discussion, typical of the Links/Humor subforum.

I don't like yuo. Some Scenes are funny. I like to make such a Movie too.— Keskin^

The Thomas the Tank Engine ROFL Thread

Shifty drops a random Thomas the Tank Engine clip and it somehow becomes a nostalgia thread for hardened cheat-scene regulars

A short, low-key Links/Humor thread started by longtime member Shifty (member #6, later a Co-Manager) sharing a YouTube clip of the Thomas the Tank Engine theme, reminiscing about watching it as a kid. A handful of regulars chimed in with 'lololol' and jokes about the show lowering their IQ, with one member recalling 'Shining Time Station'. Nothing dramatic — just a quick, goofy off-topic exchange typical of the Links/Humor board, preserved here in two archived snapshots taken a day apart showing the same thread with member stats slightly updated.

this is hilarious i used to watch thomas the tank engine as a kid ... lololol its so catchy— Shifty

I always felt that watching Thomas the tank engine lowered my IQ by a few notches.— Exodus

remember shining time station?— Goodapollo

Rofl Cats

Before it was a meme, it was just a guy named banak sharing roflcats.com with the boys.

A lighthearted 2007 Off-Topic thread where member banak shared a link to roflcats.com along with a funny cat image, kicking off a small pile-on of members agreeing that funny cat pictures are indeed great. Nothing deep here — just an early example of the goofy, low-stakes humor threads that filled the Links/Humor subforum between the site's cheat-scene and gaming discussions. A minor typo ('cats'os') even sparked a brief aside about what the word meant.

You love funny cats'os example— banak

That's cool and all, but what is a cats'os— lol

hahahahah good find man— fatsanta

That Dirtbike Crash Video Thread

A shared crash clip turns into a good old-fashioned ate-shit-on-sand debate.

Fizzer posted a YouTube link to a rough dirtbike wipeout, kicking off a low-stakes Links/Humor thread where members traded reactions to the crash. Talk ranged from whether the guy 'looked high' after impact, comparisons to landing on sand vs concrete, and the usual pile-on of 'ouch' and 'owned' commentary. Nothing dramatic, just a classic casual off-topic thread with the forum's regulars chiming in with one-liners over a couple of days.

he got fkn pwned but ive seen it already— snuffz

his face was steaming.. high— haha.1

owned he got haxed— DrGzR

de_aztec Counter-Strike Animation (Links/Humor)

Someone dug up a goofy de_aztec animation link and the regulars just vibed on it

A short, lighthearted Links/Humor thread where user Keskin^ posted a link to a Counter-Strike animation themed around de_aztec. A handful of regular members (banak, haha.1, The Moose) dropped in to react positively, joking about characters in the clip like a 'freekill guy' and someone nicknamed 'Dumbass'. It's a quick, low-stakes nostalgia piece typical of the forum's off-topic humor culture rather than any drama or major event.

ahaHa Great find "Dumbass" "Newbie", lolzord ahahah haha.1— banak

lol got alot of groups when u come to think of it.. i love the freekill guy when he got pop ups.. funny.. nice find— The Moose

<3 dumbass.— The Moose

idiot headbutts cop

A kid headbutts a cop in a break.com clip and the whole forum weighs in on whose blood that actually is

A classic Off-Topic link-share thread from October 2007: user 'laptops' drops a break.com video of a kid headbutting a police officer, and the thread turns into a casual pile-on of one-liners, reactions, and minor forensic debate over whether the blood shown was from the cop's nose or the kid's scraped arm. It's a low-stakes, high-volume 'lol'd' thread typical of the Links/Humor subforum, with a mix of regular members and at least one staffer (miLLer) chiming in. Nothing dramatic happens beyond community banter, but it captures the everyday texture of the board.

i lol'd.— orangespwnz

rofl that cop 0wned idiot kid rofl— olie22

LoooooooL what a headbutt— miLLer

Salvia Trip Video Thread

HaSh drops a salvia trip video and the Off-Topic crowd shares their own trips down the rabbit hole

A short, laid-back thread in Fkn0wned's Links/Humor section where Supervisor HaSh posted a YouTube clip of someone tripping on salvia, pointing to a specific timestamp as the funniest part. A handful of members chimed in with reactions, another salvia video recommendation, and a brief personal anecdote about trying it. Classic low-stakes filler thread typical of the forum's Off-Topic scene.

YES! 2:55 is where it starts getting funny as hell— HaSh

Its the best salvia trip ever— blackxthink

i did this for the first time last month. just 10x. i wanna go crazyyy— Goodapollo

cool domino

A YouTube domino video from 2007 united a whole thread in pure awe.

A short, wholesome Off-Topic thread from December 2007 where member asshoel50 shared a YouTube link to a domino video, prompting a cascade of genuine admiration from regulars. No drama here — just a handful of forum veterans agreeing it was impressive, with one staff member chiming in that the video was already old news to them but still held up. A small, quiet slice of pre-decline forum life.

Wha.. The.. Fuck.. I'm so fucking amazed. Good find, seriously.— [LiP]STicK.

someone needs a life— dainbramaged

So very old for me, yet still amazing— Peski-Ruski

Bird Leaves a Mark After Hitting Window Hard

A viral bird-splat pic sparks a full-on bullshit-detector debate in Links/Humor.

Paws posted a link to an ebaumsworld image claiming a bird left a distinct mark on a car window after impact, then immediately realized he'd posted it in the wrong forum. What followed was a short but spirited back-and-forth over whether the image was legit or an obvious fake, with Paws trying to back up the claim with a personal anecdote and his own blurry photo, while other members remained unconvinced. A very small, very 2007 slice of forum life — low stakes, high snark.

That my friend is total bullshit.— mr.N0Nam3

the onli white i see .. is the car..— haha.1

actually it ain't so unbelievable.. my parents hit a bird at like 120km/h and they bird left shit big white marks on the window— Paws

The Faceless, an autopsy — deathcore music share thread

A YouTube link to a deathcore band's music video turns into a lyric-quoting, taste-debating derail nobody asked for.

Goodapollo shared a YouTube video of the deathcore band The Faceless in the Links/Humor forum, prompting a scattered back-and-forth about the music's genre and merits. A few members pasted full lyric sheets and traded compliments on drumming, while others (mako_x23) dismissed it outright as a waste of time. It's a small, typical Off-Topic music-share thread with a bit of genre-gatekeeping flavor, featuring forum regulars and at least one Supervisor (Don Ruski) weighing in politely.

wow...that was a waste of time— mako_x23

Respect to any one who can understand the lyrics. But not my thing tbh.— Don Ruski

You obviously don't know anything about musical talent... it is by FAR the most talented genre of music out there.— ohmybiscuits

Demonoid Invites Thread: Trading Requests Fade Into 'Pwned by teh Law' Shutdown Chatter

Members begged for Demonoid invites right up until the site got 'pwned by teh law'

This late tail-end of a thread in Fkn0wned's Links/Humor section was originally about members trading and requesting invites to the private torrent tracker Demonoid. By early 2008 the conversation shifts to news that Demonoid had gone down amid legal trouble, with members reacting, confirming it was dead, and noting a community forum sprang up to keep people together (explicitly not file-sharing related). The mood ranges from disappointment to resignation, with a couple of posters calling to just close the topic since Demonoid 'was never coming up anyway'.

Demonoid is gone, don't even bother.— lol

Demonoid got pwned by teh law! in other words, Demonoid is not warez at all any more... to bad— hawwah

Close this topic. Demonoid is never coming up anyway— banak

Lets Have Fun, WITH PORTALS

Portal was so new in 2007 that a 4-post meme thread was the whole event.

A short, low-key thread in the Links/Humor section where a member kicks things off by posting a screenshot from the newly-released game Portal and inviting others to share funny or dumb Portal images. A handful of regulars drop by to say they enjoy the game or just laugh along, and the thread fizzles out after four replies. It's a small, casual slice of the forum's off-topic culture rather than anything dramatic.

Post your funny and stupid Portal images— hunterbrute224

LOOOL I love that game lol, loadsa fun.— Peski-Ruski

Lolz xD— Waffleman

Photoshopping

A retouching video wows the Links/Humor crowd — and someone genuinely asks if it's a plugin

A member posted a 'you can't Photoshop a personality' one-liner alongside a video showing off impressive Photoshop retouching skills, and the thread became a small round of collective awe. Most replies were quick reactions praising the skill on display, with a running side-debate over whether the effect was achieved via a special plugin or just plain Photoshop technique (spoiler: it was skill, maybe a Liquify filter). Typical Links/Humor fare for the era — low effort, high nostalgia, everyone just vibing over a cool clip.

Whenever you see a hot girl in a magazine, just remember - you can't Photoshop a personality.— bragamuffin

Amazing, I WANT this plugin! Does anyone have any idea of what it is?— Rebelz

filter > liquify ur done— THe8l8

Scammerkid Getting Owned

A screenshot of a scammer getting caught red-handed had the whole Links/Humor board cracking up

A member posted a set of screenshots showing an unnamed 'scammerkid' being called out and humiliated, likely mid-scam attempt on Steam or a trade. The thread got a wave of laughs and one-liners from regulars, with most calling it hilarious even though it was apparently an old, previously-circulated image set. A brief bit of ribbing broke out when one member accused the poster of faking part of the screenshot by writing the site name on a chalkboard, but it didn't derail the thread.

That wasn't even funny it was retarted. ^kanetheheat plz tell me u didn't write fkn0wned on a chalkboard lol— Afteryou

omg..i pissed my pants i was laughin so hard— mako_x23

I laughed, that kid got raped. LOOL— hunterbrute224

Webcam Prank Link Thread (2007)

2007: a webcam prank gone gross gets shared, mirrored, and re-uploaded three times because Rapidshare kept dying

A 2007 Off-Topic/Links thread where a member recounts a friend and co-poster secretly recording a girl over webcam after meeting her in an MSN/lesbian chat room, then posting the clip as a link for laughs. The rest of the thread is mostly other members complaining that the file host links were dead, asking for reuploads or passwords, and a couple of people egging on the 'prank' or asking to be taught how to do it themselves. It's a pretty ugly, of-its-era slice of early cheat-forum off-topic culture — casual exploitation played for laughs, framed as a joke thread rather than drama.

so heres the link for it... thats when Inzane n asshoel50 is gonna like rage her badly=P start spamming n shit!— olie22

ill tell you when will do it next time... just go to sol.no and then lesbe chatt make your own msn and pwn the noobs.— asshoel50

megaupload doesnt work neither. sad.— Exodus

late contest entry! HA.

Missed the drawing contest deadline but posted his entry anyway — a questionable 80's hooker sketch that raised some anatomical questions.

A user named |-noodle-| posted a drawing he'd intended to submit to a forum art contest, only to realize he'd missed the deadline. The image, described as an '80's woman' character, prompted a joking question from Exodus about some questionable anatomical detail, which noodle deflected with an off-the-cuff backstory about the character being a hooker living fast and loose. A couple other members chimed in with laughs and a shrug that the contest was already over.

Uhm, is that hair on her left breast ?— Exodus

its what ever you want it to be! she is a hooker for money. living the high life. living fast and playing hard. a fast hard 80's woman with nothing to lose and everything to prove! sorry bout that. ha.— |-noodle-|

lol nice.. too bad its over..— 1

turtles

"I LIKE TURTLES" hits Fkn0wned and the whole board loses it

Legit_Hacks drops a link to the infamous 'I Like Turtles' viral video ('King of Randomness') in Links/Humor back in October 2007, and the thread turns into a short chain of members reacting with laughs, quoting the kid's line, and debating whether the clip was already old news by the time it hit the forum. It's a small, breezy time-capsule thread capturing early internet meme culture as it filtered through a CS 1.6/CS:S community, with a few regulars and staff chiming in for a quick laugh before it faded into the archive.

LOL, His on tv and all he says is I LIKE TURTLES, idiot i say— srbsoldier

Old. I remember watching this on Youtube and laughing. Now it's just retarded.— Arcade

lmfao that was most likely the dumbest shit ever i have ever seen— fatsanta

don't trust rapidshare

A guy hits his RapidShare limit, panics about the FBI, and the whole thread just roasts him for it.

A member named asshoel50 posted a screenshot complaining that RapidShare capped his supposedly 'unlimited' downloads, sparking a casual back-and-forth in the Links/Humor board. Other regulars piled on with jokes about the FBI, account-sharing theories, and general ribbing about how much he'd downloaded in five days. Nothing serious ever comes of it — just a low-stakes, of-its-era thread about file-host limits and shared accounts, typical of the forum's Off-Topic banter.

You got owned by RS. FBI will be knocking your doo...— havok123

How the fuck do you download 25 GBs in 5 days?? lo...— AKULA

maby because im sharing acc whit ziink— asshoel50

Sesshoumaru CLN 06' - video link thread

A random martial-arts trick video from 2007 that somehow got called 'racist' three replies in

A short Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from late October 2007 where waLLa posted a MySpace video link showing someone (nicknamed 'Sesshoumaru CLN 06'') performing impressive physical/martial-arts feats. Regulars reacted with typical forum banter — amazement, a tasteless joke, and some pushback calling out the racism, plus a wisecrack about sending the guy to Iraq. A small, low-stakes exchange that captures the loose, unfiltered off-topic culture of the board.

and i thought black people couldnt get any more dangerous...— mako_x23

so racist lol— minitureman

give this skeet a gun and ship him to iraq.— Fenix1337

BME Pain Olympics? - Is It Real

A 2007 shock-site debate: is BME Pain Olympics actually real?

A member asked whether the infamous BME Pain Olympics shock video was real, carefully noting he wasn't posting the link to avoid mod trouble. Several regulars chimed in confirming it was legit, with one admitting he googled it himself and regretted it immediately. A classic mid-2000s internet 'have you seen this horrifying thing' thread, short and blunt, typical of the Off-Topic/Links-Humor section's shock-content culture.

that is the most fucked up thing Ive seen ever!— Wtts

i just searched it on google, and that shits nasty man...— Legit_Hacks

Its real i think..— Exodus

Athene WoW Video Pile-On

A 2007 WoW video ("Athene") gets dropped in Links/Humor and the thread turns into a pile-on

A member posts a clip of a WoW Paladin player (Athene, compared to Purepwnage) claiming he's funnier than the famous machinima series. The mostly CS 1.6/CS:S crowd reacts with a mix of laughs and mockery, several posters piling on with jokes about the player's sexuality and calling the video's subject gay, rich, or a 'sado'. One poster flatly calls the clip a waste of 9 minutes, while another claims to have beaten him in-game once. Standard mid-2000s off-topic banter thread with the usual anti-WoW sentiment from the CS crowd.

he acts just like me! 123 full hp, now thats skill— Waffleman

that was so shit can i have my 9 mins of life back??— jacal

lmfao. thats funny shit. i remeber pwning this dude whit my shaman ones— asshoel50

Fat kid on Moped

A YouTube link, a face-plant into red sand, and one gaming perk joke that's still funnier than it should be.

A quick Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from January 2008 where user WillowZ shares a YouTube clip of a kid wiping out on a moped. The thread is a short, casual pile-on of laughing reactions and a running gag comparing the crash to video game 'perks' (Juggernaut, Fast Recovery). Low stakes, high chuckles — the kind of throwaway link thread that padded out the humor section between the cheat-scene business.

FAST RECOVERY PERK! JUGGERNAUGHT PERK! 1FT AIR PERK!— WillowZ

RIP Handlebars you will be missed ahah— jcomp6

thats fkn funny that dude is as big as my father thats what makes it so funny— kippa

"lol" - a 2007 YouTube link thread

A guy posts a YouTube link, says 'so funny,' and seven people agree — the internet in one thread.

A short, low-stakes Off-Topic thread from November 2007 where user snuffz drops a YouTube link with the classic one-liner 'so funny.' A handful of regulars pile on with reaction quips, an unrelated running joke about 'the older the prune the sweeter the poon' gets repeated and quoted a couple times, and everyone agrees the video is funny. Nothing dramatic — just a slice of everyday Links/Humor board culture with usernames, Xfire handles, and early-2000s forum rank titles ('Trained Noob,' 'pr0n leet') on full display.

why is my grandmom in here *throws up*— asshoel50

The older the prune the sweeter the poon— Eckos

rofl now that is humor— minitureman

L M A O!!!! (Watch and see LMFAO) - page 2

A video so bad it got bumped just to get roasted for a week straight

Second page of a Links/Humor thread centered on some video ('LMFAO') that most posters found underwhelming or outright bad. Many replies are just repeated demands to 'unhide' the content, alongside a string of one-liners calling it lame, gay, or not worth the ten minutes spent watching. One member memorably dragged the video for having an unregistered-software watermark burned across it while the poster apparently couldn't even crack the recording tool. Low-effort bump thread, but a good snapshot of the forum's snark-heavy off-topic culture circa December 2007.

that was 10 minutes of my life i cat get back from being wasted on such a terrible thing like this— mystical1

the funny part was the "this watermark will be removed after registered" across the video. what a shit ass. he can make that animation but cant find a decent crack for his recording software?— |-noodle-|

it wouldnt need to get bumped if it didnt suck— Jack Daniels

Shock-Link Bait Thread Nearly Gets OP Banned

A shock-link bait thread that got the OP threatened with a ban before the punchline even landed.

Classic Off-Topic/Links-Humor shock-site bait thread from late 2007. A member posted a link so vile a moderator-type user immediately threatened to remove them, and the OP backpedaled by linking a 'reactions' compilation video instead of re-posting the original. Other members piled on with the usual 'don't click it' warnings that only made everyone else more curious, ending with a few members admitting they clicked anyway.

POST ANY SHIT LIKE THAT AGAIN AND YOU'RE FUCKING GONE— Wtts

O.M.G...That was the sickest thing I have ever seen in my whole life... This will scar you for LIFE.— prefeK

OMG WTF WHY DID I FUCKIN CLICK THAT SHIT :| NO ONE CLICK IT!!!!!!— Combination

Woman Grows Nipple on Foot

The infamous 'leg nipple' link that had half the forum arguing over whether it was Photoshop

Supervisor Shifty. posted a link to a dermatology case study showing a supernumerary nipple on someone's foot, framed as a joke for 'feet fetish lovers.' The thread devolved into the classic forum debate over whether the image was real or photoshopped, with a few members weighing in on how gross/funny the idea was. Short, low-stakes Links/Humor fare typical of the off-topic section.

Rofl, all you feet fetish lovers will jizz when you see this.— Shifty.

Its like evolution, were all going to have nipples on our feet in 30 years.— valucard

Imagine licking a leg nipple. haha.— [LiP]STicK.

Don't Make Little Kids Angry.

A forum full of grown gamers cackling at an 11-year-old's Ventrilo meltdown

A member posted a YouTube clip of an 11-year-old raging and cussing on Ventrilo, and the Links/Humor board did what it did best — piled on with laughing replies over several weeks. Posts trickled in from November 2007 into January 2008, with regulars and a Co-Manager alike chiming in to enjoy the kid's meltdown. Nothing deep here, just classic forum-era link-and-laugh humor and some light commentary on kids being admins/gamers online.

FUCKING HILLARIOUS. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!

LOL ITS SO FUNNY HEARING A 11 YEAR OLD CUSS SO MUCH— SansabaDawg

Man I hate when little kids are admins, play games, or do both. I love how they pissed this one off— hunterbrute224

Racist chain-email joke thread (2007 Links/Humor)

A racist forwarded joke gets posted, and everyone just... laughs along.

A 2007 Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread where user 'thesource' copy-pasted a racist chain-email-style joke list. A handful of regulars responded with brief approving one-liners ('i loled', 'i ROFL'd'), typical of the low-effort humor-dump threads common on the board at the time. The thread is unremarkable in structure but stands as a stark example of the casual, unmoderated edginess that characterized this corner of the forum. No real discussion or drama beyond the post itself and a few members chiming in with laughter.

i loled.— Visio

I lold irl.— blacknight00

i ROFL'd— jacal

Kid on WoW Gets Yelled At By His Parents (Viral Video Thread)

A viral WoW-kid-vs-parents video makes the rounds and the forum piles on

A member posts a YouTube link to the infamous early internet clip of a kid getting screamed at by his parents while playing World of Warcraft on Ventrilo. The thread is a quick, low-effort pile-on typical of the Links/Humor board, with regulars and a couple of staff/uploader-tier members chiming in with one-liners mocking the kid. Nothing dramatic happens beyond some classic mid-2000s forum snark and a bit of class-based commentary on the parents.

Lol his parents fucking own his fucking ass.— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!

Are you crying over it? What a spoiled little baby.— Crxss

humiliation TO THE MAX.— bobbafett07

Owned - the video everyone piled on to laugh at

DJSketch drops a Photobucket clip titled 'owned' and the whole board agrees: totally fkn owned.

A short-lived Links/Humor thread where member DJSketch posted a hosted video file (via Photobucket) simply titled 'owned.' The replies are a quick chain of one-liners from regulars reacting to the clip — laughing, calling it hilarious, and riffing on a cat getting 'owned' — classic low-effort, high-nostalgia forum humor filler typical of the Off-Topic section.

Hahahaha skull fucked.— Combination

lawlzor totally fkn owned..— Jack Bauer

cat got owned— Looter