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ZaksterNZ gets his MSN, Hotmail, and Bebo jacked by NutterNZ

"i done it" — the confession that turned a betrayal into forum legend

A member going by ZaksterNZ posted a farewell/venting thread claiming his MSN account was stolen and sold to a stranger who used it to show off on webcam, saying he'd lost faith in the site and expected to be banned. The post included a pasted MSN chat log where he directly confronted fellow member Nutter, who casually admitted to hacking him over an unpaid 5 million RuneScape gold debt, walking through how he used a phishing site to also grab his Hotmail, WoW, and Bebo logins. The reveal that Nutter did it 'for the funds' owed, plus his blunt cyber-sass, made this an instant comedy/drama thread, with staff and members piling on to mock ZaksterNZ for getting outplayed.

i done it— Nutter

usally when i hack people well use phihsing site i go in their email see what they have emails from and steal— Nutter

LMAO, I seriously have to say, you got owned by NutterNZ. I'm not joking lol.— DCLXVI

The niwa-online Raid: 'Help Me Fuck These Bitches Up'

A member cracks a rival forum wide open, posts the loot, and the site goes dark by page two.

User l3m0nz shows up bragging about having broken into another gaming forum (niwa-online.com), having posted spam/offensive content there and gotten banned, then dumps session/account data and a step-by-step cookie-editing method so other members could log in as hijacked accounts. Regulars pile on approvingly, someone confirms they 'did their bit,' and within a day the target forum is reported offline entirely, which the thread treats as a trophy. Staff member HaSh chimes in casually endorsing browser cookie-editing as a go-to move for 'xploitable' sites, giving a glimpse of how normalized this kind of raiding was on the board.

help me fuck these bitches up.— l3m0nz

did my bit ;D— pyeman

This is why I use opera, cookie editing is the shit, especially when you get some gay ass site that is xploitable up the ass, grab any hash you want.— HaSh

Post Your Pic: The Legendary Megathread

The classic 'put a face to the handle' megathread — 23 pages of webcam shots, roasting, and Xfire handles.

A long-running General Discussion staple where members posted photos of themselves, sparking friendly (and not-so-friendly) roasting, flirting, and off-topic banter typical of mid-2000s gaming forums. Started by founding admin c0ke in 2006 after the original thread was lost, it ran for over 20 pages and years, becoming one of the site's enduring social rituals. By late 2007 the thread had devolved into its usual mix of appearance-based jokes, one-liners, and members defending themselves against 'weird kid' and 'fat' accusations.

Yeah I went digging to find the old pic thread but I couldnt find it so Ive decided to make a new one and pin it.— c0ke

You got some dirty ass mirrors— waLLa

I'm not fat! I just havent grown into my body yet, you skinny bitch!— ZarbonPRO

FkN members, mods, staff etc... — the 'name as many as you remember' thread

Someone dared the forum to name every mod and legend off the top of their head — and the old names started flooding back.

A nostalgia-bait thread in General Discussion where Famousss challenges members to list as many FkN staff, mods, and notable members as they can recall from memory, framed as an informal popularity/memory test. Long-time members like waLLa, Shifty., sorbazz, mr.N0Nam3, Peski-Ruski, and Bucketface (a Staff Member from Dublin) chime in with reminiscing and rattled-off handle lists, including a callout wondering what happened to old-timer c0ke. The tone is casual and affectionate, more about collective memory of the community's cast of characters than any real competition.

how FnK staff members mods etc many can u remember and name off the top of your head....?— Famousss

c0ke was a known guy, where is he?— sorbazz

fuck, how cud i forget him— Famousss

This or That? — the 39-page pinned game

39 pages deep, still going: the never-ending 'this or that' thread that Nerf finally made official by pinning it.

A long-running Off-Topic game thread where members traded rapid-fire either/or questions, ranging from shoe brands to gross bodily-function trivia. By page 38 it had racked up enough activity that staff member Nerf pinned it, cementing its status as a community fixture. Regulars like dainbramaged and Paws kept the chain of questions rolling, with the tone staying light, silly, and a little gross-out.

Beacuse this thread is so active and so many pages i'm going to pin it.— Nerf

yay, my thread is pinned ;O— Paws

losing your legs nike or adidas?— dainbramaged

Stories/Experiences - Fkn0wned.Com

A note-passing prank war with a teacher named Anderson turns into an epic tale of forged messages, a dean showdown, and an accidental coming-out — kicking off a whole thread of school and work chaos.

A General Discussion thread where member Astrea kicked things off with a long, detailed story about a running feud with a high school English teacher, involving forged administrative notes, a messenger student, an interception gone wrong, a principal's office interrogation, and an unintended outing to their parents. The post clearly resonated, with other members (laptops, Peski-Ruski, Shifty., bobbafett07, Industry, mako_x23, and more) piling in with their own school and workplace stories, ranging from petty pranks to more personal anecdotes. The vibe is classic mid-2000s forum storytime: long-form personal confessions, joking replies, some ribbing over thread-derailing tangents, and a real sense of community swapping 'you won't believe this happened to me' tales.

COME BACK I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO LEAVE— Astrea (quoting teacher Anderson)

You should seriously write more of that shit haha....— Peski-Ruski

Lol, I have a teacher called Ms Anderson, shes a b...— HaSh

SubZr0's 'This Site Is Dead, Unless I Fix It' Ultimatum

A banned noob declares himself the site's savior and demands an admin promotion — the forum was not impressed.

A newly banned, low-post-count member named SubZr0 posted a grandiose ultimatum claiming he was one of the most influential people in keeping Fkn0wned alive, and that his two-week ban proved the site was 'dying.' He called out several staff/members by name (Shifty, Niggorex, Jaska), demanded to be made an admin, and threatened vague consequences if the community didn't rally behind him. Established members Arcade and HaSh quickly pushed back, questioning what he had actually contributed and mocking the timing and tone of his post. The thread reads as a classic overblown forum-drama self-promotion attempt that gets deflated almost immediately by regulars.

This site is dead, Unless I fix it— SubZr0

You say I have no right to talk to you the way I did? I say you have no right to talk to me any way but respectuflly becuase I am human and I have helped this place.— SubZr0

What have you done for FkN0wned and what do you want to do for FkN0wned?— Arcade

A Reason You <3 Fkn0wned.com

One rule: drop one line on why you love this dump — 'string beans are teh shit' sets the bar

A simple chain-post thread started by staff member Industry, asking members to each add a numbered reason they loved Fkn0wned.com, building off his opening line about the community and entertainment value. It's a lighthearted, community-affirming thread typical of forum culture at the time, meant to rack up nostalgic and joke answers post by post. The page also preserves a curious artifact: the same thread appears mirrored under a 'Gametration.com' skin/chrome, with Industry's account there marked 'Banned' and re-titled 'Expect Us', hinting at some later site rebrand or drama around his account.

post one statement about fkn0wned.com that makes you love it so much.— Industry

string beans are teh shit— Industry

What's a "CEO"? — The Thread That Became a Meme

One member sincerely asked what a CEO is — and the whole board never let it go

A short, silly General Discussion thread from November 2007 where member blackxthink genuinely asked what the acronym 'CEO' meant. Other members reacted with disbelief and mild ribbing, blackxthink explained he was French and unfamiliar with the term, and a moderator eventually closed the thread with a joking sign-off referencing the 'I'm a CEO' meme song. A classic low-stakes, good-natured Off-Topic moment typical of the forum's casual banter.

you cant be serious chief executive officer (CEO...— PaRaNoID

I am french , So yes im serious— blackxthink

Im a ceo .. im a self employed CEO.. everywhere I gooooo, everywhere I go.. IM a CEO— TuxifieD

Post Your Desktop

Ten-plus pages of Fkn0wned regulars showing off their XP themes, dual monitors, and questionable file organization.

A long-running, chill General Discussion staple where members posted screenshots of their desktops — wallpapers, custom XP/Vista themes, icon habits, and dual-monitor setups. It ran for months (mid-2007 into 2008) and stretched across 10-12 forum pages, functioning as a low-stakes hangout thread full of banter, roasting each other's clutter, and mild off-topic jokes (including a running bit about hidden folders of 'pr0n'). Several staff and long-time members (Shifty, Bucketface, Don Ruski/Peski-Ruski, c0ke, AKULA, Jinxi) chimed in, giving it a communal, regulars-only vibe typical of the site's Off-Topic section.

Omg all you nubs have icons on your desktops...— c0ke

Lol, all the pr0n is hidden in the Fkn0wned.com forums— Janza

I hate you.— Don Ruski

"lmaoooo so owned (12 year old girl)" — a 2007 General Discussion thread

A throwaway 2007 off-topic post that says everything about the site's old 'epic owned' culture.

A December 2007 Off-Topic thread where a member shared a private photo of a young girl 'obsessed' with his friend, framing it as her getting 'owned.' Regular members Nerf and TuxifieD (a site CEO/founder) piled on approvingly, with TuxifieD half-jokingly suggesting she brand herself with the site's name, while waLLa pushed back calling it 'pretty lame.' The exchange is a small, uncomfortable snapshot of the forum's edgy 'we moderate your fun' era humor and its casual disregard for the people being mocked.

Beyond owned.— Nerf

He's posting her picture all over the internet so she gets epic owned;Get the drift?— Nerf

Thats pretty lame.— waLLa

The TeamSpeak Admin Hax Thread

A guy whose clan's TeamSpeak got owned wanted revenge hax — six months later someone grave-dug it into legend.

A member ('bumbumlongtime') asked for a way to get unkickable admin powers on TeamSpeak after a rival clan hacked their TS server and taunted them in a right-click error box. Regulars debated whether such a thing existed, with one member insisting brute-forcing was the only real method and mocking the idea of 'l33t teamspeak hax', while another posted a brute-force tool that was quickly called out as useless against current TeamSpeak versions. The thread went quiet for months until it got revived in January 2008, prompting a mod to close it with an exasperated one-liner and a fellow member praising the necro as 'epic'.

the ONLY way to get admin is to brute force it, stop asking if you can get 't3h l33t t34msp34k h4x' cos there arent any you will get— ballistic

Absolutely pointless if it wont work on the current version because 99.9% of admins keep thier servers up to date lol..— hEndr!x

holy shit.— mr.N0Nam3

Fkn0wned Official Playlist!

The forum tries to crowdsource the ultimate gaming pump-up mixtape — Pendulum vs. Machine Head vs. Dragonforce, rapidshare links included.

Started by founding member c0ke in September 2007, this thread invited members to submit one favorite hype-up song each, with plans to poll the submissions and bundle the top 15 into an official 'Fkn0wned.Com Gaming Playlist' hosted on the server. It ran for weeks, pulling in a wide mix of metal, drum and bass, nu-metal, and rap tracks (Machine Head, Rage Against the Machine, Pendulum, Dragonforce, Slipknot, Kanye West, and more), with people uploading songs via rapidshare. The vote never seems to have fully materialized on schedule, and a few members later poked fun at the promised deadline slipping — a small, good-natured, very of-its-era community moment.

The idea of the Fkn0wned.Com playlist is to get everyone to post their favourite song for gaming to.— c0ke

Any genre as long as it pumps you up and gets you in the mood for ownage!— c0ke

Wasn't the vote for this suppost to be Septemb...— Sideways

Merry Fucking Christmas To Everyone!

A 2007 Christmas farewell post that nobody quite understood — and one member telling him flatly not to come back.

User Afteryou, a 1000 Club member, posted a Christmas send-off announcing he'd be away until January, tacked onto a confusing aside about 'phishing' and not spamming the forum with text. The thread devolves into other members wishing him well, admitting they didn't understand his point, and guessing he meant something about MySpace/IM links. The tone turns sharply when laptops bluntly tells him 'Dont come back. Seriously,' prompting pushback from other members (including staff) calling the comment harsh. Several longtime members and even a Co-Manager and Staff member chime in, giving a good snapshot of the forum's regular cast during the holidays.

And yes I phish these you can only tell most of these people are from the same place but anyways. Don't spamm fkn0wned.com with text it looks fucking stupid..anyways Love Yall Bye.— Afteryou

Dont come back. Seriously.— laptops

Lmao, harsh words.— Shifty

HAPPY NEW YEAR FkN! (Dec 31, 2007)

The whole crew crawls in one last time before midnight to yell Happy New Year at each other across time zones.

A short, warm New Year's Eve thread from the close of 2007, started by longtime member Famousss wishing the community well before going offline. A string of regulars piled in with quick well-wishes, jokes, and countdown chatter as midnight rolled through different countries, giving the thread a loose, cheerful, low-stakes vibe typical of a late-night off-topic post. Nothing dramatic happened here — just a snapshot of the community being sociable outside of the usual cheat/tech talk.

i hope 2007 has been great for u and i hope 2008 is one to remeber for the good times.. HAPPY YEAR EVERYONE!!!— Famousss

Lets have a Fkn orgy. Happy New year all X)— Exodus

ITS ALREADY NEW YEAR IN SINGAPORE~~!! HAPP...— haha.1

Official FkN Ventrilo Thread

The old crew's voice-chat hangout — passworded channels, TF2 banter, and everyone promising to redownload Vent 'today after work.'

A community thread announcing and discussing the official Fkn0wned.com Ventrilo (voice chat) server, where staff and Media Crew members coordinated which channels were passworded versus open to everyone. Staff member Nerf explains the channel setup and mentions the music playing in Vent was well-liked by members. Other regulars chime in with light banter about Team Fortress 2 and re-downloading Ventrilo to hop back in.

There are only three channels with passwords. But we are always in the passworded ones that why probally i'll make sure to hang out in the un-passworded to make it easier for everyone.— Nerf

New reason gto get Vent now again. I will DL it today after work an get iin there!— DJSketch

Hurricane Noel Heads-Up Thread

A member announces a hurricane is coming for him — the forum reacts with the warmth and mockery of old friends.

mr.N0Nam3 starts a thread warning that Hurricane Noel (then a tropical storm) is about to make direct landfall where he lives, joking that the update deserved its own topic and preemptively expecting mod warnings for it. Regulars including Arcade and Shifty. jump in with the forum's usual mix of gallows humor and light ribbing, with Arcade joking about inheriting his PC if he doesn't survive. mr.N0Nam3 reminisces about past storms (Frances and Jean) knocking out power on his island for a month. It's a small slice-of-life thread capturing the community's banter-heavy, mock-callous camaraderie.

mm hai guyz, looks like hurricane noel is gonna hit where i live... i think this deserved a new topic because i am so totally awesome. /wait for multiple warns.— mr.N0Nam3

gl, dun forget ur rain coat, n if u do die, ken i haev ur pc?— Arcade

"Want free game accounts?" - HaSh's Scamming Recruitment Thread

A member openly recruits a 'scamming crew' to rip off game accounts and resell them for forum points — right out in the open.

In October 2007, forum regular HaSh posted an open call for members willing to help scam game accounts (targeting markeedragon.com and WoW accounts) in exchange for free accounts and a cut of what got resold on the forum for points. He announced he'd hold same-night 'tryouts' and only take on a handful of recruits. A couple of members replied showing interest, including one asking if there'd be a training area for beginners. The thread is a blunt snapshot of the forum's cheat-scene culture, where scamming schemes were pitched casually as forum 'business'.

Im looking for people that are good at scamming.— HaSh

i would if i could scam but im just starting, it would be nice if you have a training area— bragamuffin

Will CS Disappear in 20 Years?

2007 forum prophets debate whether anyone will still be bunnyhopping through de_dust in 2027.

A newer member (CSROCKS) opens a speculative thread in December 2007 asking whether Counter-Strike 1.6 will still have players two decades later, floating population estimates and suggesting someone chart historical player counts. Staff and regulars weigh in with a mix of shrugs and confident predictions, including a memorable comparison of CS's future to humanity's survival odds. One member flatly predicts nobody will be playing 1.6 or Source at all by then. A light, idle speculation thread typical of the site's Off-Topic/General Discussion section, notable now mostly for the irony of hindsight.

They will probally keep updating it releasing new versions every few years. But you can't really be sure its like saying will humanity still be around in twenty years.— miLLer

20 years you crazy ? lol NO body will still playing 1.6 and source— blackxthink

Thank You FKN0WNED.COM!

One member did the math on everything he'd downloaded — warez, game tuts, and 'porn and what not' — and came back with a very specific dollar figure.

A short-lived thank-you thread in General Discussion where member daxsmoke gushed appreciation to the whole community for the free warez, tutorials, and adult content he'd grabbed from the site over time, claiming it saved him thousands of dollars. Supervisor Don Ruski replied but the thread got closed almost immediately by moderator Afteryou for going off-topic, cutting the love-fest short. A small, goofy artifact of the site's classic mid-2000s warez/cheat-forum culture.

You've saved me around... $5439 to be exact LOL— daxsmoke

I love FKN0WNED.COM!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3— daxsmoke

Learn To Count! (the classic spam-counting thread)

A years-long spam-counting thread limps to its final page with cat pictures and 'I has feets' jokes

This is the tail end of a classic forum time-waster: an off-topic 'count to X' style thread that ballooned to 9 pages of low-effort, high-nostalgia filler posts. By this final page, the counting premise has long since dissolved into inside jokes, lolcat-style images, and members riffing on a 'feets' meme. It's the epitome of 2007-era General Discussion filler — pure community glue rather than actual content.

lol i has feets tooo— olie22

WTF IS THAT? I HAS FEETS? AHAHAHAH— Whats that?...BA...

Why is coke banned? (unresolved mystery ban thread)

One line, one ban, zero explanation — the thread that asked "wait, why is coke banned?"

A short-lived General Discussion thread where member mr.N0Nam3 publicly questioned why a user named 'coke' had been banned. Fellow member banak speculated it might be a mod account compromise or security issue rather than a deliberate ban. The thread was closed by staff member Shifty the same day it was posted, leaving the mystery unresolved in the archive.

ya so like, why is coke banned.— mr.N0Nam3

Is he?! Probably someone hacked a mod or something with the insecurity. I dunno..— banak

What game do you play the most?

1,097 votes later: CS 1.6 barely edges out CSS in the poll that decided what fkn0wned would even bother supporting.

An admin poll from April 2008 asking the fkn0wned community which game they played most, framed as market research for deciding what titles the site's cheat database should support. CS 1.6 and Counter-Strike: Source dominated the vote almost evenly (38.29% vs 37.10%), dwarfing WoW, CoD4, BF2 and a handful of other era-appropriate titles. The thread ran three pages as members weighed in with their picks and reasons, giving a snapshot of the CS-heavy identity of the forum's userbase.

I am interested to know what the most popular games are regarding the people that visit fkn0wned. Please vote and reply with your reason.— iydsicydt

mr.N0Nam3's Public Apology

A supervisor eats crow forum-wide after posting someone's photo out of spite.

A Supervisor named mr.N0Nam3 posted a public apology on the General Discussion board admitting he leaked a picture of a member named 'tux' and flamed other staff members during a personal dispute. He clarified he wasn't forced to apologize, framed it as a moment of immaturity and anger, and hoped to smooth things over with the community. A staff member named Industry replied shortly after, though the response itself wasn't preserved in full. The thread captures a small but telling moment of internal staff drama typical of the forum's day-to-day social friction.

I'm sorry for posting tux's pic, I'm sorry for flaming the people who i did in staff, it wont happen again and I hope we can all get along— mr.N0Nam3

The Great Rapidshare Account Lend-Out

One guy needed a Rapidshare login to finish a 25-part download — and half the forum lined up to "lend" him one for rep

A member stuck downloading a game split across 25 Rapidshare parts asked if anyone could lend him a premium account to skip the hourly wait timers. True to Fkn0wned form, several members (including a 1000 Club regular and an Uploader-ranked user) jumped in offering accounts, mostly in exchange for reputation points, with a bit of jokey haggling over 'lend vs sell' along the way. It's a small, mundane thread but a perfect time capsule of file-sharing life in 2008 — Rapidshare wait timers, rep-for-favors currency, and forum ranks like [1K] 1000 Club and [Uploader] doing a lot of social heavy lifting.

he said lend him.. ok i will lend u.. and u MUST +rep me..— .1

if you pm me, I lend you one. all I want is a +rep— LoRd Ragealot

i got one.— ijusk03du

Should I stay blond or not?

38 votes, a poll, and half the forum weighing in on a girl's hair color like it was a CS map vote.

A General Discussion poll/thread where forum member Astrea posted photos asking whether to stay blond or go back to brunette. The community piled on with mixed opinions, some teasing about makeup and 'emo/goth' looks, others giving genuine takes, while a couple of regulars pointed out the absurdity of taking hair advice from a forum. Classic mid-2000s off-topic fluff thread, light and personal rather than gaming-related, with staff and 1K Club veterans mixing in alongside newer members.

brown is defiantly sexier..duh— noname232

Stay brown. It's cheaper.— bobbafett07

Do whatever you want yourself, I wouldn't ever make desisions on answers I get back from a forum.— sammo

Type ur Name using ur Feet! (page 2)

A whole page of Fkn0wned regulars butchering their own usernames barefoot, for science.

A goofy Off-Topic/General Discussion challenge thread where members tried to type their own forum names using only their feet (some closed their eyes, some wore socks, one used backspace and called it cheating). The results are exactly what you'd expect: garbled usernames, self-roasting, and members clowning each other's attempts. Staff like Supervisor mr.N0Nam3 and Co-Manager DCLXVI joined in alongside regular members, giving it that classic low-stakes, everyone's-in-on-the-joke forum vibe.

I DID IT 2nd try =/— mr.N0Nam3

i used backspace. wireless ftw without backspace— DanishJordan

LOL you didn't even hit the F HAHAHAAH— The Moose

Beware of ZWT Cracks/Keygens

One member's PSA: that ZWT keygen you downloaded might be spying on you

Member InzaneHacker posted a warning about cracks and keygens released by the group 'ZWT,' claiming to have caught one modifying Windows system files and behaving like spyware via Process Monitor screenshots. The thread turns into a casual back-and-forth with other members asking if his PC got compromised, a staffer (Sonikk) skeptically questioning whether the file behavior was just normal crack trickery, and InzaneHacker clarifying he'd tested it on a throwaway machine, warning that ZWT keygens reportedly carried keyloggers and urging anyone who'd used them to reformat. It's a small but characteristic slice of the era's warez/cheat-scene culture, where cracked software and casual security paranoia went hand in hand.

holy shit dude....hope ur PC didnt get rooted— olie22

Kind of all ZWT keygens has keyloggers... So if you used it - re-format your computer asap— InzaneHacker

So what kind of spyware is it? Are you sure it doesnt do that because its needed to trick whatever you are cracking?— Sonikk

Vote to Keep fkn0wned #1: A Founding Admin Rallies the Troops

A founding admin begs the community to spam-click a ranking link before fkn0wned drops out of #1

c0ke, a founding/retired staff member (Member No. 1), starts a thread urging everyone to visit an external site listing page and vote to keep fkn0wned.com's ranking from slipping for a month. Several members quickly reply confirming they voted, including crad, [LiP]STicK, and the banned-but-still-posting Visual0n!. It's a classic community mobilization thread — low on drama, high on forum solidarity, the kind of routine 'help the site' post that kept these small gaming forums climbing whatever web-directory rankings mattered at the time.

Can everyone please go there and vote. Needa get to the #1 spot before we lose it for a month.— c0ke

Just voted— crad

Voted !— [LiP]STicK.

Thread of Knowledge: Random Facts Derail into Pig Orgasms and Conspiracy Theories

A random-facts thread that spiraled into pig orgasms, Barbie's Nazi origins, and a Blizzard/Mayan apocalypse conspiracy.

Started by Olie22 as a simple 'share something you know' thread in General Discussion, this one ran for pages as members traded random trivia, dubious 'facts,' and urban legends. It devolved in classic forum fashion — a fact about pig orgasms derailed the thread for several posts before someone tried to steer it back on topic. A mix of regulars and staff (including a Co-Manager) chimed in, giving it that laid-back, time-killing off-topic energy typical of the board.

pigs have 30 minute long orgasms— dainbramaged

These orgasms literally blow their brains and or guts out. That is why male pigs and female pigs must be separated, lest a massive pig exploding fest occurs.— DCLXVI

world of warcraft is actually an epic plot to control the masses. in 2012, blizzard inc. will set free their minions to destroy the planet— Industry

olie22's 1K Post Celebration Thread

A member hits 1,000 posts, immediately typos his own celebration, and gets roasted by the '1000 Club' regulars anyway.

A classic milestone thread on Fkn0wned's General Discussion board: member olie22 announces reaching 1,000 posts, then almost immediately corrects himself mid-celebration. The thread fills with congratulations from fellow '[1K] 1000 Club' members, plus some good-natured needling about the club losing its exclusivity as more people 'spam' their way to 1K. By the second page, olie22 has been marked as Banned, adding a bittersweet footnote to an otherwise lighthearted milestone thread.

Everybody i finally made 1K FkN is so great WOOOOOOOO!!— olie22

Meant to be an exclusibe club but everybody spamming now..— sammo

thats the most disgusting cookie ive ever seen. gratz ollie— Paws

One-Year Anniversary Roll Call: A Snapshot of Old Regulars

One member's one-year 'anniversary' post turns into a low-key cookie-giving roll call of old regulars.

Member {}JuNNeZ{} marks their one-year anniversary on Fkn0wned, reflecting fondly on the hacks, exploits, and tutorials they'd seen over the year and pledging to stick around. The thread is a light, congratulatory ritual typical of the forum's Off-Topic section, with several long-time and high-post-count members chiming in with jokes, mock envy over 'cookies,' and casual well-wishes. It doubles as a small snapshot of the community's internal hierarchy (1000 Club members, staff, co-manager) hanging out casually rather than discussing cheats.

I have seen some pretty neat and good hacks, exploits, tutorials etc. etc. and I will stay on Fkn0wned to the day i won't stay here anymore (Pretty obvious)— {}JuNNeZ{}

So have thousands of members. /gives cookie— Shifty

COOKIES? ur giving him cookies?!!11!!@21 i want some cookies ):— Industry

Fkn0wned IRC Channel Revival Announcement

The old IRC got nuked — here's the new address to idle in forever

A co-manager named DCLXVI posts the connection details for a replacement IRC channel after the community's original one was destroyed, inviting members to idle in via mIRC. A follow-up edit from 'Shifty' adds a pirated mIRC client download for anyone lacking a copy. Staff member Nerf chimes in shortly after, suggesting quick community engagement with the announcement. It's a small but telling snapshot of how this scene coordinated outside the forum itself, leaning on IRC and cracked software as everyday infrastructure.

Our old IRC channel was destroyed, I made a new one.— DCLXVI

I just know and you dont.— Nerf

Who's Got a Dark Past?

Old members air out their skeletons — and someone gets called out for getting 'owned' back in the day.

A confessional-style thread in Fkn0wned's General Discussion where members reminisced about their shady histories on the forum and in the old cheat scene. This is the tail end of a two-page thread, catching a late reply from a member who admits he mostly lurked to download hacks rather than post, and recalls a memorable moment of another member getting clowned on by a user named 'shifty.' The tone is nostalgic and self-deprecating, typical of old forum 'confess your sins' threads.

Yeah I remember all those arse holes although I was never a poster back than I just liked to download the hacks— Riley

The funniest was the ownage on [censored] by shifty haha what a prick— Riley

Security breach warning: TuxifieD urges members to change passwords

TuxifieD tells everyone to change their passwords... and nobody quite explains why.

A short General Discussion thread sparked by a site-wide security notice from CEO TuxifieD warning members that Fkn0wned's security and personal info may have been compromised, urging everyone to change passwords and avoid reusing them elsewhere. Member MicroUltra opens the thread simply asking what the reason for the warning was, relieved they hadn't reused a password. A small, mildly anxious moment of forum history rather than a big drama — just admins covering their bases after a possible breach.

There is reason to believe that the sites security and your personal information might have been compromised.— TuxifieD

whats the reason? thank god i didnt use the same thing— MicroUltra

Fastest you've been vacced?

Guest pass, one detected aimbot, VAC ban in under 48 hours — who could beat that?

A casual General Discussion thread from November 2007 where members swap stories of how quickly they got VAC banned using known-detected cheats like 'Holzed v1.1'. It's a lighthearted brag/confession thread typical of the forum's cheat-scene culture, with regulars comparing timelines from months down to just days.

On the 2nd day I was vacced— bobbafett07

Lmao, 6 months? 4 days...— MessiaH

Who is campstaff? A vouching thread that preserves scene lore about Project Mayhem and msx

One user's random question about a stranger unearths a piece of scene history — Project Mayhem and the fall of msx.

A short, low-key thread where member k0rn_h0li0 asks who 'campstaff' actually is, skeptical that he's legit and not just some random hack user claiming ties to 'cheat-project.' blacknight00 answers with a bit of scene lore, identifying campstaff as a former admin of 'pm' (Project Mayhem) who went inactive when 'msx' shut down, vouching for him as legit. It's a tiny two-post exchange, but it's a neat little snapshot of how reputations and cheat-scene pedigree were checked and vouched for informally on these forums.

he says hes part of cheat-project. i just think hes another user that just uses hacks. anyone got any info on him?— k0rn_h0li0

Campstaff was an admin from pm, when msx went down so did pm. Hes legit, he helped with Project Mayhem— blacknight00

Vote! Rally Against cs.shitco (2007 Top-Sites War)

HaSh sounds the alarm: a rival forum is winning the vote war, and it's time to rally the [FkN] crew.

A November 2007 General Discussion thread where longtime member HaSh urges the community to vote for Fkn0wned in some kind of top-sites/forum-ranking contest, framing it as a rivalry against a competing site he derides. Jack Daniels chimes in with mock-patriotic enthusiasm backing the call to action, and the tone is jokey, crude, and tribal in the way old-school forum rivalries often were. It's a small snapshot of forum community-building and site-vs-site rivalry culture from the era.

cs.shitco is beating us, how the fuck can that piece of shit arab site be beating us? Go to the forum index and vote away! we need to win!— HaSh

I R Voting Captain Hash Browns! Down with the towel head camel jockies!— Jack Daniels

This Site Has Been Raged to Death

A goodbye screenshot, one banned noob, and a thread mods stamped 'pointless' before slamming it shut.

A thread from December 2007 declaring fkn0wned 'raged to death,' posted by a member (Framed2000) who was already in Banned status at the time of posting, complete with a nostalgic image link and a farewell tone. Other members quickly questioned the point of the screenshot and its connection to the claim, and a moderator (PaRaNoID) closed the thread soon after with the terse reason 'pointless.' It's a small, dramatic capstone moment typical of late-era forum decline threads, where members publicly mourn or mock the community's fading activity.

Its been fun.— Framed2000

Whats the screenie got to do with it being raged?— waLLa

Post Your Setup

Old-school PC flexing: monitors, towers, and cable-managed pride from 2008.

A long-running General Discussion thread (into its 4th page by early 2008) where members posted photos and descriptions of their computer setups — rigs, monitors, desks. It drew the usual mix of admiration and light ribbing, typical of forum 'show off your gear' threads from the era. Both posters quoted here, Don Ruski and Shifty, were high-post-count veterans, though both accounts were later marked Banned.

Pfft show-off— Don Ruski

Add a girls section?

138 votes, one poll: should Fkn0wned get a 'girls' subforum?

A poll thread started by site owner TuxifieD asking whether the forum should add a dedicated 'girls' section, framed as a simple yes/no vote. The results leaned heavily in favor, with about 72% voting yes out of 138 total votes. It's a small snapshot of early-2010s gaming forum culture, where community structure (and the demographics of who posted) got decided by casual polls like this one.

Should we add a girls section? Yes or no?— TuxifieD

Blaqk Hits 1,000 Posts

A GFX staffer's 1,000th-post brag turns into a mini reunion of the site's '1K Club' regulars.

A milestone thread where member Blaqk celebrates reaching 1,000 posts and earning entry into the site's informal '1000 Club' rank. Fellow members, including moderators and staff, drop in with quick congratulations, inside jokes about the '1K Club' perks, and small talk about custom titles and avatars. It's a low-stakes, feel-good thread capturing the casual camaraderie of the forum's Off-Topic section, later mirrored on the site's rebranded successor, Gametration.com.

I finally made it. I LOVE this site.— Blaqk

congratz mate enjoy your prize— PaRaNoID

Now he has acces to the 1k club goods...— banak

"I made a FKN0wned commercial" — user's homemade site promo video

A member tried to make FKN0wned's first fan-made commercial — the forum had opinions.

A member named 'whee' posted a YouTube link to a homemade promotional video for the site, hoping staff would notice and approve it, admitting it 'kinda spazzed out.' Replies were mildly encouraging but lukewarm, with one member (l3m0nz) saying they'd hoped for something more 'professional.' Whee floated the idea of starting a dedicated Fkn0wned Video Making Club, and a couple of staff/graphics members (Blaqk, laptops) dropped in briefly without much comment. A small, low-stakes slice of community life — someone trying to contribute creatively and testing the waters with the regulars and staff.

Well its on youtube hope you like! It kinda spazzed out + rep Would be nice— whee

there should be a Fkn0wned Video Making Club But I want To join it if i can— whee

lol its ok i guess i was thinking something more professional but nice job still— l3m0nz

Industry's Short Story and the Forum's Blunt Feedback

A member posted a grim little short story titled 'its story time kids' — and the forum immediately roasted its ending.

In this General Discussion thread, forum member Industry shared an original short story about survival amid destruction that ends with the protagonist's suicide. Reactions were mixed: some members praised it and jokingly urged Industry to 'write a book,' while others (notably Astrea) critiqued the pacing and abrupt ending, calling out the disconnect between the survival setup and the grim payoff. The thread has that classic mid-2000s forum vibe of dark humor mixed with genuine amateur creative writing feedback.

its story time kids = LIE?! lucky to be alive = LIE?!— Astrea

it was... inspiring, brb goin to get wooden box, might not come back.— ballistic

eh, it wasnt really a story so much as just a description of time.— Industry

Am I Minority?! — Where's Everyone From

West Virginia guy asks who else is stuck living where they're from — and the whole world shows up to complain about their hometowns

A member from West Virginia (Industry) kicks off a lighthearted 'where do you live' thread, venting about his home state's reputation for poverty and obesity and wondering if any other fkn0wned members share his zip code of shame. It spirals into a good-natured geographic pile-on, with members from Texas, Quebec, Missouri, Sweden, England, Australia, Ohio, and Glasgow all chiming in with their own hometown horror stories. The thread ends on a classic forum note, with a couple of members turning it into a mini flame war over grammar and general forum-wide insults.

Our state is full of fat, poor, uneducated dumbasses, and i am proud to not have been born here— Industry

Glasgow = in the top 10 most violent cites outside a war zone— Devlin1991

No, you make up a larger group of posters on this forum known as "retards". Trust me, amongst the mentally defective losers on this forum, you are not alone.— Resolved

Jack Bauer's 1,000th Post Thread

A guy hits 1,000 posts, celebrates, and instantly gets roasted for it

A routine milestone thread where member Jack Bauer announced hitting 1,000 posts and joining the '1K Club' rank. Several members offered quick congrats, but the thread took a small detour when Arcade mocked the very concept of milestone-post threads, prompting fellow 1K Clubber laptops to defend Jack Bauer and tell him to knock it off. It's a small, textbook slice of forum culture: rank grinding, self-congratulation, and the inevitable smart-ass reply guy.

I guess this makes me swweet congrats to me!!! its about time i got 1000 too— Jack Bauer

Reasons I didn't make a thread like this. 1. Nobody really cares 2. It was going to happen anyways.— Arcade

seriously. stop acting like a dick, if he wants to he can... /end— laptops

What if We Never Died? — Marc347's Immortality Hormone Sci-Fi Pitch

A 2007 late-night 'what if we never died' musing turns into a dictator-on-the-moon novel pitch, then derails into premature ejaculation jokes.

Member Marc347 floats a sci-fi concept for a school magazine short story: a hormone that grants near-immortality and what that would mean for religion, aging, and society. He sketches out a dystopian plot involving a dictator named Richard Taytour who invents the hormone and effectively becomes God, with a betrayed narrator leading a mass suicide. The thread meanders through genuine interest (Arcade, Industry, and valucard offering writing help or plot questions) and typical off-topic derailment into jokes about staying up all night gaming and lasting longer in bed. It's a fairly chill, low-drama General Discussion thread showing the community's more reflective/creative side between the usual chaos.

There would be no need for God/ideas of God, seeing that you would never go there if you don't die.— Marc347

the world is just going to get shitter and shitter so I don't really want to stay around to watch it go down hill.— Sammo

Lol. Wouldn't it be great to make a hormone or electric thingy that makes sex last longer than 30mins?— Whats that?...BANG!!

Eckos Shares His Ringworm (Wrestling Injury Edition)

A wrestler posts a photo of his ringworm and the forum just... discusses it.

A member named Eckos posted about contracting ringworm from wrestling, complete with a photo, inviting the forum to 'discuss.' The thread is classic mid-2000s off-topic chaos: mild disgust, jokes, a staff member suggesting an ill-advised home remedy, and someone genuinely unsure what ringworm even is. Nothing deep here, just a snapshot of the forum's casual, gross-out humor culture.

Yes, I have ringworm. It is basically athlete's foot on my neck and my arm. I got it from wrestling.— Eckos

good idea/or bad idea: get a sewing needle, heat it up with a lighter, then poke it and see what happens.— Industry

Wth is a ringworm =/— Exodus

My 1000th Post :D

One member hits 1,000 posts, and the whole '1K Club' shows up just to rib him about it

A classic forum milestone thread from Fkn0wned.com's General Discussion board, where member 'Exodus' announces reaching 1,000 posts and induction into the informal '[1K] 1000 Club' usergroup. Fellow members and staff pile in with quick congratulations, light teasing about post-count 'spamming,' and reminiscing about who's been around longest. It's a low-stakes, good-natured slice of everyday forum culture rather than any drama or notable event — just members marking community tenure and ranking themselves by seniority and post counts.

Okok finally got my 1k'th post, thanks to all FKN members. Will keep being active, all staff rock on \m/— Exodus

Congrats. From what I've heard the 1k club is awesome.— bobbafett07

Lol, Im going for 1k club before you! and bobba, thats why i spam.. not— banak

ZOMBIES! - a very 2007 poll thread

23 votes cast on the true zombie-apocalypse survival plan: weed, guns, or telling TuxifieD he's sexy.

A classic off-topic filler thread from November 2007 where [Fkn]M3m63r asks the forum about their love of zombie movies (Dawn of the Dead gets a shoutout) and posts a poll on what people would do in a zombie outbreak. The poll options quickly devolve into forum in-jokes, with 'find a gun and go zombie killer' winning out over smoking weed, hiding in the basement, and telling member TuxifieD he's drop dead sexy. Staff member HaSh chimes in referencing an actual zombie survival guide, a couple members share amateur Photoshop zombie skins, and the usual light ribbing (Afteryou calling the poll options and the OP's kiss-assery out) follows.

Yall are fucking weird lol— Afteryou

Where's the option "Run like a little bitch"?— bobbafett07

I voted smoke my weed and then go zombie killer.— HaSh