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Newbee - LittleRed1024 Introduces Herself

New member says hi, mentions she was 'reccomened' by a mod, and the entire staff loses its mind

A classic Introduce Yourself thread where new member LittleRed1024, invited by staff member Adora, posts a brief hello and a photo attachment. The reveal that the newbie is female triggers the usual forum chaos of welcome posts, jokes, and thirsty comments from several longtime members and staff. It's a small, low-stakes thread but a good snapshot of the site's community culture and inside jokes around rare female members.

Oh shiet it's a chick, everyone act natural— [FkN] NIX
oh shit a chick and hot :D welcome on fkn :) enjoy your stay note: marry me— [VIP] Fopje
Gentlemen be nice there is a lady in our midst— Dist7action
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A snapshot of the forum's rare-female-member culture and staff banter that captures the site's social dynamics in miniature.

Teh Contagious Introduces Himself, Gets Roasted

A previously banned member re-registers under a cocky new name — and gets torn apart within minutes.

A returning user going by 'ConTag1ous' introduces himself in the classic Introduce Yourself subforum, admitting he'd been banned before for 'powning some admin' and bragging that everyone is jealous of him. Established members and staff immediately pile on, mocking his username choice and calling him pathetic for coming back. The thread runs to at least two pages, with a banned user (NoNamE!) later jumping in to flame one of the earlier repliers, keeping the drama going well after the original poster's introduction was forgotten.

Im teh contagious... Your'e all jealous of me cuz im the shit and your not— ConTag1ous
Lol @ jealous and which admin did you pwn.— Shifty
its sad to say that u are so pathetic and sad and actually bother to make an account and post useless shit in here.. WE all are glad that u still misses fkn0wned..— haha.1
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Sup Roody-poo's

A returning member forgets their own old username — and the whole crew turns out to say welcome back anyway

A classic Introduce Yourself thread from July 2011: a returning user named 'SLUT' pops back into Fkn0wned unable to recall their previous account, eventually recalling it was called 'Legit.' A wave of staff and regulars (Smods, Crew, VIPs) roll in with quick, friendly welcomes, one offering to help recover the old account through admins. It's a low-stakes, warm slice of forum life showing the community's casual house style and its tight-knit staff hierarchy circa the 'FKN Rebirth' era.

Thanks for the welcome. I guess..still searching for my old one though. mehh Edit; i found him! lol it was "Legit"— SLUT
was that account registered before or after the FKN Rebirth? if its like a rly old one its deleted anyways.— [FkN] ProVocation
If you wanna recover your old account PM an admin ( f0wh/Poptart/ap3x/rhets)— [FkN] trs
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New Member 'XXX password' Gets the Full Crew Welcome

A new member named 'XXX password' says hi, and half the staff crew shows up to welcome them

A classic low-key intro thread from July 2011: a brand-new member with the unfortunate-in-hindsight username 'XXX password' pops in to say hello, and a parade of regulars and [FkN] Crew/VIP members reply with the standard warm welcomes. Nothing dramatic happens — it's a pure slice of everyday forum life, notable mainly for the sheer number of tagged VIPs and crew members (cl4w, zanderdanmark, FR3QU3NCY, QuaXz, trs, LittleRed, Charlie) taking a moment to greet a nobody-yet newcomer. A good little time capsule of the community's friendly, joke-cracking culture before it faded into internet history.

Welcome, im thinking with a name like that your going to fit right in ;)— d0t1q
hi dude i hope u become active— KnKaniff
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hey :D — bmbq's introduction thread

New guy shows up claiming design and 'hax' skills — turns out he's a familiar face from another CS scene under a different name.

A classic Introduce Yourself thread from February 2010 where newcomer bmbq greets the forum, mentions an interest in design and movie-making, and gets a warm welcome from several established staff and community members. The thread turns mildly notable when member awshit recognizes bmbq as 'trikzer' from another Counter-Strike community (xjcss), which bmbq confirms. Otherwise it's a low-key, friendly onboarding thread typical of the forum's culture, with staff encouraging him to post his movie work in the video section.

hi all, my name is bmbq ^^ i like everything about design and hax :D— bmbq
Are you the trikzer dude from xjcss?— awshit
ye, but already not jumper :]— bmbq
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Hello World - joeroot's Introduction

New guy rolls in claiming pentesting, malware, and 'some other black stuff' skills

A routine new-member introduction thread in the 'Introduce Yourself' board. User joeroot introduces himself, listing skills in coding, PHP/HTML/CSS/VB, malware, and reverse engineering, and gets a couple of brief welcomes from forum regulars including owner TuxifieD and VIP InfectedKush. Standard low-key onboarding thread, notable mainly for who responded rather than any content.

i love all type Malware's , Reverse Engineering littel bit 40% , And Good in Some Other Black Stuff— joeroot
Welcome. Would love to see what you can do to help the forum.— TuxifieD
Welcome to the forums! Please, enjoy your stay here and dont forget to follow the rules ^^— InfectedKush
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hi, im yassine :)

A Delphi-curious newbie says hello, and half the FkN0wned staff roster shows up to welcome him.

A classic Introduce Yourself thread from June 2011: new member yassine_hell drops in to say hi and mentions he's interested in programming and learning to make cheats in Delphi. The thread is a wall of one-line welcomes from a cross-section of the community — regular members, VIPs, [1K] Club veterans, and [FkN] Crew/SMod staff alike — showing how tight-knit and quick to greet newcomers the forum was at the time. Nothing dramatic happens; it's a snapshot of everyday forum courtesy and the site's social fabric.

i love programming , and i wana learn how to make some cheats with delphi ^^— yassine_hell
Welcome to our little family dude (:— samunknown
Hey, welcome. I hope you find some info on the cheat making. You could also talk with some of us on the shoutbox, or just discuss stuff on the board.— EqueL
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edd1z's belated intro post

A member joined in October 2010 and finally said hi... over a year later

This is a classic 'Introduce Yourself' thread on Fkn0wned, where member edd1z (of the [1K] Club) finally posts an intro long after joining, inspired by seeing others like HoOkz and Grim doing the same. He shares his location (Israel) and the games he plays, including a casual mention of running cheats in COD: Black Ops. The thread is short and lighthearted, with regulars ojj321, FR3QU3NCY, h4x0rZ, Grim, SuperStaRRRRR, and ZeuS chiming in with jokey welcomes and banter typical of early-2010s forum culture.

fuck u and welcome penis— ojj321
Welcome edd1z, youll learn a lot from me the master h4x0rZ— [VIP] h4x0rZ
welcome but i dont know who are you :D xD sorry i'm joking :D— [1K] SuperStaRRRRR
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KingOfTheNight Says Hello

A ten-year CS:S cheat veteran finally makes an account and says hi — the forum welcomes him warmly, warns him off 'venomz'

A routine introduction thread in the General > Introduce Yourself board. New-ish poster KingOfTheNight, a longtime CSS cheat user from Scotland who'd lurked fkn0wned for a decade, made his first forum post. Site owner TuxifieD and VIP members InfectedKush and Monster welcomed him, with InfectedKush tossing in a cryptic warning about a user/name 'venomz'.

I started using cheats about 10 years ago with css, I found fkn0wned and this was the main place I came for cheats.— KingOfTheNight
Welcome to the forums! Enjoy your stay and read the rules! BTW: Dont deal with venomz xD— InfectedKush
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IrishAsh Introduces Himself

An 18-year-old Manchester rugby lad rolls up applying for a coder gig during Fkn0wned's post-relaunch reshuffle.

A classic 'Introduce Yourself' thread from 2008 where new member IrishAsh, an 18-year-old CS:S player from Manchester UK, gives a quick bio and mentions he'd applied for an [FkN] Coder position. Panda, a Senior Mod at the time, welcomes him and explains the site was going through a rebuilding phase under new management, with staff positions opening up as things got sorted out. Low-key, friendly onboarding chatter typical of the forum's community-building era.

this forum is like finding out life has a purpose... who knew... Lie, Cheat & Steal your way to the top h4x ftw im not going anywhere— IrishAsh
There are currently a LOT of staff positions open within the new management team, so hang on for more about that.— Panda
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Mugyon is here! - Introduce Yourself

New member Mugyon rolls in with a trade vouch already in hand.

A brief introduction thread from the Fkn0wned forum's 'Introduce Yourself' area, where a member named Mugyon announced their arrival to the community. The post includes a quoted vouch from another user, phyoayemin, praising Mugyon as a 'trusted dealer' from a prior deal. Typical of the forum's marketplace-adjacent culture, where reputation and vouches mattered as much as introductions.

+vouch +rep trusted dealer. and good offer. would deal with him again if possible.— phyoayemin
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nappyboy's Introduction Thread

One-liner intro, zero drama, all warm fuzzies from the FKN old guard.

A brand-new member named nappyboy posted a two-word, emoji-heavy hello in the Introduce Yourself subforum on December 27, 2009. A steady stream of established members and staff — including moderators — replied with the standard round of welcomes typical of the board's onboarding culture. Nothing eventful happened; it's a snapshot of the site's everyday community courtesy rituals rather than any drama or notable event.

HI 2 ALL M NEW :D :D— nappyboy
Well hello there handsome :p— NIX
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Hello from Tenerife, Canary Islands

A new member from the Canary Islands drops by, and the site owner immediately jokes about smuggling money

A short, low-key introduction thread where a new member named aprengo says hello from Tenerife in the Canary Islands. Forum owner TuxifieD welcomes them with a joking remark, and another member chimes in with a friendly greeting. Typical of the site's casual 'Introduce Yourself' board, this was a brief, friendly, three-post exchange rather than anything dramatic.

nice can you smuggle money for me? Welcome to the site.— TuxifieD
Hi sir Welcome— x@ntiCyb3rBvLLy
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New Member Introduction Thread

A brand-new member's very first hello on Fkn0wned — the ritual every regular went through once.

This was a thread in the 'Introduce Yourself' subforum under General, the standard entry point where newcomers to the Fkn0wned cheat/gaming community said hello before diving into the site's cheat database and Security & Hacking sections. The surviving page is mostly the forum's navigation shell — board index, database categories for CS 1.6/CZ/Source, CoD titles, and other section links — with the actual introduction post content not preserved. It reflects the site's structure at the time: a cheat-and-hacks database paired with community forums covering gaming, security, art, and off-topic areas.

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hello all... (introduction thread)

Just another new face saying hi in the Introduce Yourself corner of Fkn0wned.

This was a brief, low-key introduction thread in the 'Introduce Yourself' subforum of Fkn0wned, a defunct gaming/cheat-scene community that also ran a cheats database for titles like Counter-Strike, Call of Duty, and Minecraft. The archived page mostly preserves site navigation and forum structure rather than substantial discussion content, suggesting a short, routine 'hello' post typical of new-member onboarding on the board.

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