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Do Your Best on r0ss: The Staff-Organized Harassment Contest

A founder posted a stranger's home address, bank details and phone number as the prize pool for whoever could 'best attack' him.

A staff-organized contest thread where founder TuxifieD posted personal information belonging to someone named 'r0ss' and offered lifetime VIP, staff status, and a donated Steam account to whoever pulled off the best prank/attack against him. Members eagerly piled in with schemes ranging from email bombing and prank calls to sending unwanted mail and DNA test kits, treating it as a group game with screenshots as 'proof'. The thread is a stark, unfiltered snapshot of the forum's harassment-as-entertainment culture, with admins and longtime members (ap3x, NIX, ZoaQ) actively encouraging and judging the 'attacks'.

The winner who does the best attack on r0ss, wins vip for himself and 4 of his friends (LIFETIME) along with the option to become staff.— TuxifieD

YOU MUST PROVIDE PROOF— ap3x

This thread seems to deliver. I WANNA SEE MORE RESULTS :D— k3anan

Ex Wife Is In My City... What Do?

Founder gets drunk-texts the forum for life advice on his ex-wife showing up in town — chaos ensues.

Site founder TuxifieD posted a slightly tipsy late-night thread from his phone asking the forum how to handle his ex-wife visiting his hometown while he was there for doctor visits. Replies ranged from earnest 'move on, don't meet up' advice to gleefully unhinged suggestions (keying cars, slashing tires, NIX's infamous penguin-related joke), with a side argument breaking out between SoCalGhost and bLunts/vermiLLion over whether the advice being given was reckless. Classic fkn0wned General Discussion energy: half genuine support, half trolling, zero filter.

Where else to get amazing personal advice besides fkn0wned lol.— TuxifieD

Tie her up then fuck teh daugher from her other marriage while she watches. Make sure to bring a penguin— NIX

Fuck her She did you dirty /Thread— bLunts

r0ss's cell phone

Someone pissed off the wrong forum, so his phone number went up for the whole board to dial

Founder TuxifieD posted a member named r0ss's mobile number as payback for him 'running his mouth,' and the thread quickly turned into a pile-on: members traded dialing codes for calling from abroad, bragged about SMS-bombing him, prank calls, and posting to 4chan, while one poster escalated by asking for his 'credit card dox.' By the next day r0ss had apparently stopped answering calls once people mentioned the site's name, and posters were reveling in the chaos as a highlight of the forum. It's a blunt snapshot of the site's harassment-as-entertainment culture, dressed up as internal drama/revenge rather than a technical thread.

Well he keeps running his retarded mouth so here is his mobile/cellphone number— TuxifieD

He's kinda gettin sick of us lol, we been callin him non stop. As soon as i mentioned fkn0wned he didnt answer my calls nomore =(— aimshot120

iL0L. honestly this is the best thing that happened yet.— Sleeping Forest

r0ss's Real Info, From Nix

Fkn0wned crew doxxes a rival forum owner mid-MSN chat and turns it into a public victory lap

This is a classic rivalry-fueled doxx thread from a beef between the Fkn0wned/[FkN] crew and a competing site called nubsite.com, run by a member referred to as r0ss (and associated with 'kirby'). NIX posts personal details allegedly pulled from r0ss's PayPal/accounts along with an MSN conversation log where NIX, TuxifieD, and others mock r0ss and his site, pass his info around to other members as a joke ('send him love letters'), and needle 'kirby' about nubsite's PayPal use and coding claims. The thread devolves into celebratory trash talk, inside jokes, and crew members (PopTart, Kimmi, ap3x, KZA) piling on with 'sweet revenge' commentary — framed explicitly as retaliation after a year of inter-site tension.

revenge feels good— NIX

SWEEEEEEEET REVENGE— Kimmi

good job guys hahah r0ss got raped in his tiny asshole— Speedo

Official Fkn0wned Rules (Global) — the 'Safe for Work' Announcement

The day Fkn0wned went 'safe for work' and half the forum mourned their warez sections like a death in the family.

Founder TuxifieD posted a locked, global rules announcement declaring Fkn0wned a 'completely safe for work' site, banning adult content, warez/copyrighted material, hacking discussion, and anti-government talk — largely to stay compliant with PayPal's acceptable use policy and keep payment processing options open. The reply thread is a mix of mock-mourning from members who used the porn/warez boards to pad post counts, some genuine pushback questioning the legal necessity of the change, and Tux firing back irritably at people complaining about losing access to freebies. Staff members chime in half-jokingly about the forum being 'clean' now, and the thread captures a real inflection point in the site's identity, even though the forum's own board index still listed a 'Red Light District' and 'Porn Paradise' section underneath it.

Losing the porn and warez section is that big of a deal to you guys lmao? You dont know where to get porn and warez at or something? Grow up.— TuxifieD

So now no warez or XXX section? Where will people spam for their post count now :(— majrbrawl

Evh legit Fkn forum, i feel so clean evh evh!— ZoaQ

The "Official" Story of Spam

The mock-epic origin myth of Fkn0wned.com — TuxifieD, the Great Spammer Wars, and the legendary U.S.P.S.

A staff member named Industry posted a tongue-in-cheek mythologized history of the site, framing founder TuxifieD and moderator Shifty as heroes battling a fictional spammer faction dubbed 'U.S.P.S' (United Spammers Posting Shit). The tale humorously covers the founding of the Super Moderator and Admin ranks as defenses against spam floods, name-dropping Malware as a respected former Smod/Admin. The post ends with a practical checklist of questions members should ask themselves before starting a new thread, aimed at curbing low-effort posting. It's part joke, part community lore, part rules reminder — clearly intended as a sticky.

He felt like Hercules fighting the hydra!— Industry

United Spammers Posting Shit— Industry

if you stop typing and turn your speakers up very loud you can hear the distant screams of rage and clicking of the "post thread" button in the wind— Industry

9/10 Top Posters Are Banned... (fkn0wned vs thec0re Flare-Up)

A thread cataloguing the site's own purge turns into a full-blown tC vs Fkn0wned rivalry flare-up.

A general discussion thread pointing out that most of the forum's top posters had been banned spirals into a rehash of old beef between Fkn0wned and a rival community called thec0re (tC). A veteran uploader chimes in dismissively, while a low-post-count account claiming to represent tC leadership shows up to declare the 'war' long over and disavow any current tC members stirring drama on Fkn0wned. The tone is classic mid-2000s forum turf-war posturing, laced with insults and bravado.

All this 'war' between tC and Fkn finished ages ago, the only people causing more conflict are the noobs from my forum that still can't get enough of fkn.— thec0re

You may ban my account if it hurts your feelings.— thec0re

Okay. ill prove it. there nubs. there. gg.— KZA

Venomz1337 Scam Callout Turns Into Doxing/DDoS Mob

A trusted VIP allegedly scammed the community for over $1000 in items — and the thread that followed turned into a doxing-and-DDoS revenge mob in real time.

InfectedKush accused fellow member Venomz1337 of scamming multiple users out of high-value items (one member, alexexit, claims to have lost $1200) and rallied the forum to retaliate with IP lookups and DDoS threats. Venomz1337 showed up mid-thread to taunt the community, deny wrongdoing, and frame it as long-simmering revenge against owner TuxifieD over a falling-out years prior. The thread spirals into doxing attempts — posted alleged name, age, location, email — plus talk of police reports and Steam Support, while owner TuxifieD and other members pile on with mockery. It's a messy, dramatic microcosm of the forum's scam/callout culture near its twilight.

Give him the ip lol,that fucker needs to die— DonStefano

I've been waiting for this since the day I joined. Ever since I've been fucked over by Fkn0wned I was looking for revenge.— Venomz1337

Why don't people listen to me and use me as a middle man. Blows my mind.— TuxifieD

TuxifieD's ex-wife thread

The site founder asks the forum for relationship advice on his newly-single ex-wife — chaos ensues

Site founder TuxifieD opens a General Discussion thread asking what to do now that his ex-wife is single again (and apparently was 'supposedly engaged'). Instead of real advice, regulars pile on with escalating dark-comedy one-liners, mock-serious suggestions, and roasting of the ex, treating it more as a bit than genuine relationship counseling. It's a snapshot of the forum's crude, joke-first culture and the casual way even the founder got clowned on by his own members.

Do you really have to ask tux, you punch her in the fucking mouth, yell "DON'T WANT" and avoid that bitch at all costs, or fuck her once and then leave her facedown in a gutter.— jChase

It would help if you explained this a bit more man. Also, post this in the beta section and it will get taken more seriously— vermiLLion

Again tux needing advice.— KZA

Count up to 20,000!

One rule: don't double-post. 653 pages later, they were still counting.

A classic forum time-waster thread started by Kimmi in August 2010, with the simple goal of counting sequentially from 1 to 20,000 without double-posting. It ballooned into a marathon community effort spanning 653 pages and over 16,000 posts, becoming one of the site's longest-running low-stakes group activities. Regulars like TripleD, BONxFIRE, Kimmi, mystical, aXXo, and RandyCandy kept it alive through repetitive number-posting and the occasional joke aside.

I detect this thread is going to be filled up with VERY creative posts!— TripleD

+977 = 1000 What does i win ?????????— pimpinatatl

All Time Greatest FkN Quotes

Members dug up the forum's funniest, dumbest, and most cringe-worthy one-liners for posterity

A nostalgia thread in Off-Topic/General Discussion where members collected and re-posted memorable quotes from the FkN0wned community — shoutbox one-liners, IM logs, and forum zingers. The tone is casual and joke-heavy, heavy on early-2010s internet forum humor including some crude and offensive jokes typical of the era. A few posts also touch on site drama, like someone calling out another site for stealing an FkN image.

You can't even type properly, if you ever make a hack the menu will say. "oleis hcak"— mr.N0Nam3

Rofl Subzero/imm0rtal is paying me $50/week to stay on his site— c0ke

jChase's 'Hackers Manifesto'

An admin's stream-of-consciousness essay on why he cheats, dropped straight into General Discussion.

jChase, an FkN admin, posted a personal essay explaining his path from a bored teenager who found purpose in Counter-Strike to co-founding a hacking site (ehcrew.com) with a friend. He reflects on how being labeled a 'hacker' erased memory of his legit skill, and ends on the defiant line that he cheats simply 'because I can.' He notes he wrote it in minutes as a reaction to another thread and planned to revise it later; the second post shows a Smod reply beginning to roll in.

You ask me why I hack And I look at you and quietly, confidently, I reply Because I can.— jChase

Once we became hackers, people forgot about the days where we would spank them with a deagle and a m4— jChase

Donation Needed By Monday or Bye Bye :(

The day fkn0wned put out a tin cup because PayPal was holding its money hostage for six months.

Founder TuxifieD posted an urgent plea in General Discussion warning that the site would be shut down by Monday unless two $149 hosting invoices got paid. The catch: fkn0wned's PayPal account had been frozen/closed, with funds held for six months, leaving the crew unable to pay online bills normally. Member Ap3x quickly stepped up and covered one of the two invoices, and Tuxified offered 'recognition' to anyone else willing to help cover the rest. A classic small-forum survival moment — the site literally kept alive by member donations.

We have two invoices that need to be paid to keep fkn0wned online.— TuxifieD

It will be shut down by monday if these are not paid.— TuxifieD

SCAM ALERT: Misterfopje Banned Over PayPal Scam

The day a live-support staffer got caught scamming a member out of $100 — and fkn0wned's founder had to publicly clean it up.

Founder TuxifieD posted a public warning that a member/staffer going by Misterfopje (real name given as John Fopj) had scammed at least one member out of $100 USD via PayPal through the site's live support channel. Anyone who'd sent money to him or his email was told to come forward for a refund, and the community was reassured that only Jason A. should be trusted for non-CCBill payments going forward. The thread closes with an update that the funds were fully recovered, a small win for site trust in the cheat-scene marketplace era. Smod ZoaQ chimed in shortly after, showing staff closing ranks quickly on the issue.

This guy has scammed you and is removed from live support and fkn0wned.— TuxifieD

Update: We were able to recover the users funds completely.— TuxifieD

Jonesyyf's Account Recovery & Account Dump Drama

A VIP gets his account hacked, gets it back, then celebrates by dropping a huge dump of stolen accounts for the whole board to pick over.

Longtime VIP member Jonesyyf returns to announce his account had been hijacked by an ex-member named Junyerr, who reportedly impersonated him and caused trouble before getting 'busted.' To mark his return he dumped a large batch of login credentials for others to grab, then followed up with a second haul found on his web host. The thread quickly turns into members bickering over who 'greedily' took too many accounts, with admins and mods ribbing thejah for allegedly hoarding, plus some cheap shots at the hacker Junyerr.

dont be greedy guys, take one and leave the rest dont be faggots.— TuxifieD

We've learned two things here. thejah = greedy faggot. junnyer = retard who should get killed by fire.— Kimmi

wtf u guys dont even kno how i took u guys r just making assumsions like always— thejah

Hacked? — The Great rsforum.net Raid Plot

Fkn0wned wasn't hacked, it was just spammed — so naturally the crew planned to go do it to the other guys instead

A short-lived scare thread from October 2008: the site went down briefly and Insanityrains assumed a hack, but staff (Penguin, TuxifieD) clarified it was just a spam flood that got cleaned up in seconds. The conversation quickly pivoted into members organizing a coordinated spam raid against a rival forum, rsforum.net, with several members volunteering to help via MSN messenger (spam only, not DDoS, per a couple of members' stated ethics). Classic mid-2000s forum-war energy — mods downplaying the incident while the userbase got hyped to retaliate.

We weren't hacked..We were just spammed. Took me like 2 seconds to make the threads disappear.— Penguin

Im down for spamming, but no ddos'ing. Pm me so we can get coordinated and rape each and every section ;)— -Darkness-

Wait, everyone make an account and do it simultaneously— Skippy

The 68-Page 'ty' Thread: Kendra Wilkinson Leak Unlock

A leaked celebrity tape, a 'thank you to unlock' gate, and 68 pages of dudes saying 'ty' — peak 2010 forum culture in one thread.

Founder TuxifieD posted a thread claiming to share the Kendra Wilkinson celebrity sex tape via a Rapidshare link, gated behind the classic forum trick of requiring registration and a reply before the hidden content would show. The thread exploded into a wall of one-line 'thanks'/'ty' replies from members and guests alike, many of them brand new accounts joining just for this post. It's a pure snapshot of the site's low-effort content-unlock culture and the porn/warez-adjacent 'Red Light District' side of the forum, more notable for its sheer reply volume (68 pages) than for any real discussion.

So i heard a lot of ppl wanna see this? Including me! lol— TuxifieD

tnx im horny.— army123

this isn't taco bell— feces

Inspiring Piece: The Underbelly of the Internet Manifesto

A Don Ruski copypasta manifesto about the 'underbelly of the internet' — years before Anonymous made it famous.

Don Ruski reposted a piece he'd dug up from an old closed FkN thread (originally from ShoutWire), a grandiose manifesto-style copypasta about internet outlaws, freedom, and a coming 'war fought online.' It reads today as an eerily early echo of the rhetoric that would later surround Anonymous and similar movements. Another member, jcomp6, immediately clocked it as a thread necro/repost with a joking 'nice grave digg.' Short thread, mostly just the one big post getting shared and acknowledged.

In case you missed the signposts, you have now entered the bad part of the internet.— Don Ruski

The next world war will be fought online.— Don Ruski

lol nice grave digg =]— jcomp6

I buy MSX and this shit happens! - MSXSecurity Complaint Thread

Paid $100 for 'undetected' MSX cheats, got VAC banned, and the drama that followed

Member xJumper recounts paying $100 to MSXSecurity for a paid Battlefield/CS:S 'Mist system' cheat, only to get VAC banned shortly after, then getting banned from MSX's own forums after questioning them and getting a PayPal refund. The thread doubles as a promo moment for rival seller SourceIndustries.Net, which forum regular mr.N0Nam3 vouches for as being run by Fkn0wned's own site owner (tuxified). It's a classic cheat-scene consumer-drama post: buyer's remorse, accusations of shady reselling practices, and community members steering business toward the 'trusted' in-house vendor.

NEVER BUY ANYTHING OFF MSXSECURITY!!!— xJumper

You knew the risks, now deal with it!— xJumper (quoting MSX admin)

SOURCEINDUSTRIES!!! should buy from their, and tuxified fkn0wned's owner runs it so you wont get fucked over— mr.N0Nam3

I have a stolen CPL account.

A guy openly asks the forum how to best exploit a stolen CPL pro's Steam account — VAC ban it for the lulz, or sell it back?

In this 2007 General Discussion thread, user !nv!s!on announces he's obtained the login credentials for a Steam account belonging to a CPL (Cyberathlete Professional League) player, taken without consent, and asks the forum whether he should get it VAC banned, sell it back, or both. The thread splits into a debate: some members (laptops, HaSh, c0ke, conTagious, Shifty) argue against ruining an innocent player's competitive reputation or warn !nv!s!on is untrustworthy, while others (PaRaNoID, Visual0n!, sorbazz) egg him on purely for the 'rage' factor of watching a legit player get banned. The thread ends ambiguously with Janza revealing he'd privately advised !nv!s!on off the idea. A fairly raw, ethics-optional snapshot of the era's account theft and 'raging' culture on the forum.

na imo, dont VAC it, he aint done nuffin to you, jus sell it back to him— laptops

who cares laptops if you want the ultimate rage vac it then sell it back to him who gives a flying fuck about cpl there just a bunch of nerds— PaRaNoID

Don't get it vacced and don't give it to these retards. Keep it for yourself.— c0ke

Founding the Fkn0wned Rage Team

The internet challenged fkn0wned to a fight, so the founder proposed forming an official 'ragers group' — and half the 1K Club signed up on the spot.

Founder TuxifieD kicks off this thread declaring 'the internet wants to face us' and pitches forming a dedicated rager/spam squad. A parade of veteran members (CandleJack, xxChrisxx, Subgraf, Mystik, f0wh, Skippy, vermiLLion) pile in enthusiastically, volunteering as screamers, spammers, and Ventrilo/forum raiders, with talk of spreading into WoW-specific raging and cross-linking to a formal recruitment thread. It's a lighthearted, chaotic call-to-arms moment capturing the community's identifiably early-2010s troll/rager subculture rather than any real conflict.

The internet wants to face us... I think its time for a ragers group.. what do you guys think?— TuxifieD

Can i be the rager of the wow nerds?!— CandleJack

ahhh back in teh raging days th0sE were good times :D— Mystik

TuxifieD's "I am back" thread

The forum founder resurfaces after a quiet spell — and the whole crew shows up to welcome him home.

Founder TuxifieD posted a short return-to-the-forums update after being away for personal reasons, mentioning it doubled as a belated birthday post. The thread quickly turned into a flood of welcome-backs and birthday wishes from regulars and staff, laced with inside jokes, jabs about member 'deX-' having supposedly 'evolved,' and the usual crude, jokey banter typical of the community. It's a low-stakes, warm nostalgia thread rather than anything dramatic — mostly old members checking in and ribbing each other.

Wheres my raid crew nigger, and uhh, theres this note here, o it says FUCK YOU FAG— deX-

I already have your babies so I really don't have to say anything.— ap3x

im pwning poker again so if anyone is interested in getting pwnt just let me know :p— TuxifieD

One of the Accounts You Hacked!

A first-time poster wanders into fkn0wned asking for his stolen account back — and gets laughed out of the thread.

A newcomer named bahaha posts asking for his hacked account to be returned, explaining he'd been sent a fake 'movie' file (actually a keylogger) after a member called Whitey/'The Puppet Master' got compromised. Established members respond with blunt indifference and dark humor, framing account theft and reselling as just business as usual on the site. Regulars speculate the culprit was 'Vexed'/VexD, described jokingly as a steam account vendor, while others needle the newcomer for expecting sympathy on his first post.

We steal...we sell...we pwn. That's how the whole scene is going on.— nasKo

Fkn0wned can be so cruel sometimes— Dimitri0s

VexD won't give it back, he's a steam acc vendor not a man:P— Skippy

The 'Leaked JWoww Nudes' Reply-to-Unhide Thread

21 pages of guys typing 'unhide' for a Jersey Shore pic that was never actually there to see.

A classic forum bait thread from January 2011: [RnR] TuxifieD posted a supposed leaked nude of Jersey Shore's Jenni 'JWoww' Farley behind a reply-gated 'Hidden Content' spoiler, a well-worn trick to farm registrations and post counts. Dozens of brand-new accounts (many one-post wonders who signed up that same day) piled in with one-word replies like 'unhide' and 'lemme see it,' while a few regulars stopped by for the joke. It ran to 21 pages, making it one of the forum's classic engagement-bait threads rather than an actual nude leak.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VIP.— [VIP] raw

I call bullshit— DickFor

I would like to see. bet its not her.— [email protected]

Anybody wanna bomb this girls facebook?

Sylox asked fkn0wned to mass-harass some girl's Facebook — nearly a year later, she showed up in the thread herself to tell him off

Sylox opened a thread asking members to 'bomb' a named girl's Facebook and posted her phone number over some unspecified drama about her 'getting involved' in his business. The community's response was mostly mockery rather than support — other members told him this wasn't 4chan, that the forum wasn't his 'personal army,' and pointed out the irony that she hadn't actually targeted the forum, he had targeted her. Nearly ten months later the thread got a second life when the girl herself (posting as a guest) found it and posted an angry rebuttal, which drew a bit of amusement before staff locked the topic for violating the 'not your personal army' rule.

if you want a personal army go to 4chan. we don't do charity work. :D— k3anan

Giving out my number is not gonna accomplish much sweetie, so how about you seriously think about shutting that whore mouth of yours— Guest_lolatlosers_

this bitch hunted you down— TuxifieD

Count to 1,000,000

158 pages of fkn0wned trying (and immediately failing) to count to a million.

A classic forum time-waster started by lam3r on December 30, 2009: a simple challenge to see if the community could count sequentially to one million without messing up. Predictably, it derailed almost instantly, with f0wh botching the count within the first page and getting called out for it, while regulars like kubaxplx, Numi, PopTart, and KZA piled in just to bump numbers. The thread ballooned to 158 pages, a running joke of low-effort posting and mod/VIP participation that captures the goofy, low-stakes side of the forum's culture.

Can we count to 1 million without screwing up? I really doubt it...But, let's try anyway!— lam3r

f0wh FUCKED IT UP!!!!!!!! u should be 15— lam3r

last! wait... what? nevermind— slingblade

Using Stolen Credit Card Online

A member casually asks the forum how to use a stolen credit card without getting caught — the replies did not go well for him.

Posted in General Discussion in December 2007, a member named Enigma asked whether a proxy would help reduce the risk of using a stolen credit card online. The thread quickly turned into a pile-on, with regulars and staff warning him about fraud charges, mocking the idea, and telling him to just earn money legitimately. A side sub-thread saw member jcomp6 joking about library computers and 'finding' cards in the street, prompting more ridicule, while others drew a line insisting the community were 'scammers, not thieves.'

You will get caught and most likly not work since people cancel their credits cards right after they have been stolen.— miLLer

Don't steal credit cards you fucking scum earn some money the proper way.— sammo

Exactly, we may be scammers, but were not thieves.— sammo

The 'Now Playing' Thread

A decade-plus of fkn0wned members airing their music taste — and, within five replies, calling each other cunts over Tupac.

A classic long-running 'what are you listening to' thread in the Off-Topic > General Discussion board, kicked off by Supervisor Shifty. in June 2007 with a simple rule: post your song, don't spam. True to forum form, it took only a few replies before a lighthearted music-sharing thread devolved into a mini flame war between G4ngOfLA, ballistic, and exon over a Tupac post, with doobie5 stepping in to beg people not to turn it into 'another flame thread.' The rest of the visible page is filled with era-appropriate mid-2000s picks — Arctic Monkeys, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Wolfmother, Godsmack — a nice time capsule of what CS 1.6/Source kids were bumping back then.

Stick to the topic name, no spammage.— Shifty.

Tupac Shakur - ballistic is a cunt— G4ngOfLA

Great fucking song and let's not turn this into another flame thread we already have like 10 of them just for him— doobie5

Fkn0wned.com "Best of" — Community Awards Thread

Members hand out mock superlatives — and half of them are just excuses to throw shade at each other's staff.

A December 2007 General Discussion thread where a member ('Industry') started a fill-in-the-blank template for community superlatives — categories like Most 1337, Funniest, Stupidest, Best Manager, and Warez Master. Regulars and staff (including Co-Manager Shifty) chimed in with their own picks, and it quickly doubled as a low-key venue for ribbing mods and supervisors over how they ran things. Typical fkn0wned energy: half nostalgia-bait, half in-joke roasting of the site's own staff hierarchy.

technically tux isnt a manager ^^. also, the best supervisor is shifty following dcl, i say this because dcl is an annoying rule nazi but he does do what hes supposed to.— mr.N0Nam3

Can u ever stay on topic wow~— Afteryou

Warez Master: Hash— Industry

Shall PaperPistols Make His Triumphant Return?

A retired forum legend asks the old-timers if he should come back — and everyone loses it in nostalgia.

PaperPistols, a former member known for making and sharing content packs, posted asking whether he should return to fkn0wned after time away, noting he'd rather be recognized for more than just his old packs. A wave of veteran members and staff (including two Smods) responded enthusiastically, reminiscing about his past packs and urging him to come back. The thread is a short, warm nostalgia-driven exchange rather than any drama — just old community members welcoming back a familiar face.

YESS I MISS YOU <3 you were the jb god :D— ap3x

Even though I prefer picture threads, I liked your packs. Come back pl0x.— Kimmi

make me a sandwich... -then u can come back— NIX

The Never-Ending '3 Word Story' Thread

One word (well, three) at a time, this thread quietly grew to 30 pages of forum nonsense.

A long-running collaborative 'add three words to the story' game buried deep in General Discussion, by this snapshot already up to page 29-30 and post #500+. Regulars like LoRd Ragealot, wirmware, dainbramaged, minitureman, and Traitor kept the absurd never-ending sentence alive with silly, half-coherent contributions. It's a classic low-stakes time-killer thread that shows the community's casual, joke-around side rather than anything cheat or drama related.

a dumb question— wirmware

in the tight— dainbramaged

ran down his elephants new pair— Traitor

A Quiet Check-In: Familiar Faces, Emptier Forum

An old member pops back in just to say hi, and the forum's own decline becomes the real topic.

A returning member named nullvoid drops a low-key 'hey, haven't been around' post after a long absence, mostly just checking on the state of the forum. A handful of members, including staff, reply with friendly greetings, but the thread quietly doubles as evidence of the community thinning out, with a mod openly admitting they need more active members. It's a small, unremarkable thread on its face, but it captures that late-era forum feeling of familiar faces trickling back to find the place emptier than they left it.

been a long time since ive visited the computer lol.. been workin alot.. and just wanted to see how the forum is doing.. hi— nullvoid

Hey man, glad to see you here. We need more active members.— Panda

100,000 Members

The night Fkn0wned crossed six figures in members — a small, proud milestone post from a staffer.

A short celebratory thread started by staff member HaSh (aka DrPookie) in November 2007, announcing that Fkn0wned.com had surpassed 100,000 registered members. It's a brief, low-key milestone post rather than a big event thread, but it captures a snapshot of the site at what was clearly a high point in its membership growth.

Grats, we now have over 100,000+ members!— HaSh

Merry Fkn Christmas! - General Discussion

A whole community's Christmas 2012 crammed into one thread — vouches, signature drama, and a mod trying to close it for being 'too early'

A festive holiday thread from December 2012 where members and staff of the Fkn0wned forum dropped in to wish each other Merry Christmas. It's mostly quick one-liners and inside jokes, plus a few long-running signature blocks packed with vouches and thank-yous to graphic designers. A moderator briefly closed the thread with a joke reason before it was reopened, capturing the loose, joking house culture of the site.

Merry Christmas, may it be awfull.— Daxi

No where is it currently christmas... you retarded guys?— Nick

Nick stahp, you are drunk, go home. Merry christmas people.— TripleD

Bye. — [LiP]STicK.'s farewell thread

A long-time member says goodbye, and the regulars beg him to stay

A veteran member with over a thousand posts, [LiP]STicK., announced he was leaving Fkn0wned.com, citing that the site had changed a lot since he joined, 'some for the better but more for the worse.' Staff and fellow members (Shifty., blackxthink, laptops) responded with a mix of jokes, mock threats to stay, and genuine sentiment, with laptops noting the site was going through rough times and would hopefully be 'back up like before.' [LiP]STicK. softened his exit, saying he'd keep lurking the forums and come back once things stabilized. A newer member, Soft, joined only that day and had no idea who he even was.

Been quite awhile since I joined, but things have changed alot, some for the better but more for the worse. Well, bye. Rock on Fkn0wned.— [LiP]STicK.

don't leave or i cut your throat— blackxthink

Bro I'll still be looking through the forums, I'll definitely be back once things are up again. I kinda love this site alot T.T— [LiP]STicK.

[OFFICIAL] Fkn0wned Toolbar launch thread

The day Fkn0wned got its own browser toolbar — and the forum lost its mind over it.

Admin ap3x announces the official Fkn0wned browser toolbar, packed with an RSS feed for new topics, quick links to the homepage/hack database/forum, a Twitter feed tie-in, and a custom real-time site-announcements module. The thread is a wave of short congratulatory replies from members and staff praising the design, with only minor pushback on the logo. It's a snapshot of the site's mid-2010 self-promotion era, back when custom toolbars were a normal thing forums built for their communities.

best .exe porn i evar downloaded (y)— lulraep

Like i said everythings epic except the logo the gfx should make a more fit one imo— NIX

Holy shit, thats awesome. Nice work ap3x, +rep.— mr apple

Christ Back? The Mysterious Un-Ban

A banned member's account mysteriously un-bans itself, and a staffer accidentally spills the reason in the shoutbox.

SubZero notices that a user named Christ, who supposedly 'betrayed FkN,' has had his account status quietly reverted to un-banned, and calls for a ban if it was a glitch. A pasted shoutbox log shows crew member Janza admitting they needed Christ back as a coder, though Janza then walks it back claiming no proof. The thread devolves into a running joke about people misreading 'Christ' as 'Jesus,' with a few members riffing on religion before it fizzles into general chatter.

we needed a coder— [FkN]Janza

lol i looked at topic and thought you meant jesus— Cud

Haha, jesus was never here so he will never be back— chooken

What Song Are You Listening To? — the endless music thread

13 pages of YouTube links and one guy demanding to know why everyone suddenly loves rap.

A long-running General Discussion staple where members just dropped whatever song or YouTube video they were currently jamming to, no real debate, just a slow-scrolling mixtape of the community's taste running from August 2010 into mid-2011. Genres ranged from dubstep to metal to Linkin Park to rap, with regulars and a few '[FkN] Crew' and '[VIP]' members popping in casually between other forum business. It's a low-stakes, feel-good thread that just kept getting bumped for months, closing out with some light ribbing about the rap takeover near the end.

Why is everyone listing to rap !??— Charlie

Rhyme, flow and cleverness watch 720p— princeglenn

massive tune.— lulraep

michelle is tux's wife

A member's video gets teased for a YouTube push and instantly turns into playful chaos over 'tux's wife' Michelle

A locked General Discussion thread from November 2009 where a member posts a rapidshare link to a video, asking others to help edit and popularize it on YouTube for views/contacts. The thread quickly turns into lighthearted teasing about member 'm1chbaby' (Michelle), with regulars joking about her user group, her being shy in the video, and volunteering to help edit it. It's a small, casual, in-jokey snapshot of forum camaraderie rather than any drama or major event.

Im doing that now. 1,400 contacts HERE WE COME— Bulle7

I actually hate you. Bye.— m1chbaby

I where lmao when i saw hahahaha, She sounded so shy in the start!— ZoaQ

SNK's Fkn0wned.com Intro Video Reveal

The forum's resident video wizard drops a slick new site intro — and everyone shows up to gush, nitpick the sound effects, and beg for his '2nd bitch'

SNK, the site's Database Admin, unveiled a custom-made Fkn0wned.com intro video built with Photoshop, Cinema 4D, After Effects, and Sony Vegas, asking the community for feedback. The thread fills with praise from regulars and staff, some light ribbing about the effort involved, and a few production critiques (timing of a 'bang' sound effect, font choice). SNK iterates live in the thread, adding a skull graphic and syncing the music based on replies. It's a good snapshot of forum culture at the time: a tight-knit crew of admins, mods, and long-time members casually hyping each other's creative work amid the site's usual crude humor.

This shit was a pain in the ass, of couse with all the programs and time taken.— SNK

this is fucking epic. dont change a thing.— Blackfathom

But what attracted me in ur post was your 2nd bitch, just askin if i can borrow if for like a week or somethin— Yash

[NSFW] Chatroulette Trolls (Kimmi's Thread)

Kimmi trolls Chatroulette perverts with fake webcam swaps — 2010 forum classic.

A May 2010 General Discussion thread started by senior member Kimmi, sharing a string of Chatroulette trolling stories aimed at strangers seeking nudity, including swapping her webcam feed to bait and humiliate them. Regulars like NIX, vermiLLion, f0wh, and others piled on with jokes and approval, giving it the loose, jokey banter typical of the era. The thread also carries some era-typical crude and racially charged jokes in the replies, reflecting the unmoderated tone common on forums like this at the time.

I'm searching for 'em titties.— Kimmi

He shat brix that night.— Kimmi

Put up a Tut on how to fake like this. Would come in handy for people to see dicks you know?— vermiLLion

Kind of Nasty But...

A one-post wonder dropped the most unhinged confession thread in fkn0wned history — and the mods slammed it shut within a day.

A brand-new member with a single post ever made a shocking, likely trollish confession about an incestuous relationship with his sister and asked for advice, inviting flames outright. The thread predictably exploded with disgusted reactions, dark jokes, and disbelief from regulars and staff alike, before staff member Shifty closed it the next day citing it as the reason for closure. It's a snapshot of the forum's unmoderated, anything-goes Off-Topic culture and the kind of shock-post that periodically tested the community's limits.

Is she hot?— Goodapollo

this is fuckin sick dude go get checked out, pretty sure there are better girls are out there than your sister— nullvoid

um...well first impression on you is "incestuous sister fucker" but i got over it to say, this is extremeely wrong— Industry

Dont tell me people actually fall for this?!?!

A guy tried to run a Steam 'free games' phish on the shoutbox using a link literally named fhish.php — and got dragged for it in real time

Spaz posted a shoutbox log catching someone posing as 'HighStar's English cousin' trying to phish free Steam games via a sketchy login link, only to get instantly clocked by uK.|-baMBi- for the amateurish setup (including the giveaway filename 'fhish.php'). The thread devolved into members laughing at the scammer's incompetence, mocking his excuses, and jokingly plotting to spam his phishing link with garbage/bots to ruin it. General consensus: only a very young or very dumb kid would fall for something this obvious.

at least cloak your link please... its sad to see something like this— uK.|-baMBi-

dont call ur landing page fhish.php ok? makes it way to easy— uK.|-baMBi-

He refuses to admit it and calls me a hacker for not knowing his mail... i lol'd whilst spamming it with crap (bots ftw)— Spaz

That girl Michelle..

Founder outs forum regular's darkest secret: she still plays Neopets.

A lighthearted 2009 General Discussion thread where forum founder TuxifieD teasingly 'exposes' a well-known member, Michelle (m1chbaby), as a closet Neopets fan. She half-denies it, and the thread spirals into a string of nostalgic and joking callbacks about Neopets, Digimon, Pokemon, Gaia Online, and MyBrute from other regulars. It's a pure banter thread with no real drama, just old-school forum ribbing between recognizable names.

I couldnt hold the truth in anymore...— TuxifieD

I played neopets in like grade 4. sooooo... Drop it.— m1chbaby

Bitch, I play Neopets AND Gaiaonline. I lure furries to a tim hortons in Kentucky and then call the police there.— Gospel

Sexual Feeling People

One member's cyber sex/webcam pitch gets instantly torched by the entire forum, one-liner after one-liner

SCCCHRIS floats the idea of starting a webcam/cybersex chat thing with members of Fkn0wned, asking who's interested and to post gender and email. The idea is immediately mocked, with regulars pointing out the obvious problem: this was an overwhelmingly male anonymous gaming forum with essentially zero women around. Staff and long-time members pile on with dry sarcasm rather than outrage, and the thread quickly becomes a running joke rather than anything that happened for real. It was locked, suggesting mods let it die as a joke thread rather than anything to be taken seriously.

come on girls, get a bit of dick on cam— SCCCHRIS

theres only one girl i know of on here haha this is a weiner fest :L !— Hatred!

I'm gunna be frank, that's the worst fucking idea ever posted on Fkn0wned.— h4voCK

PPL Keep Getting Banned

A freshly banned member torches the site on his way out, threatening to hire a hacker and predicting fkn0wned's death.

A brand-new user, SaltyNuts, posted a rage-quit rant after apparently getting banned, cursing out the admins, claiming the site would 'die' and rival community 'The Core' would rise, and threatening to hire a hacker for revenge. The thread reads as a classic forum meltdown/troll post rather than a real security incident. Regular members RecoileZ and veteran uploader KZA responded, with RecoileZ mocking the OP outright.

Will hire the best hacker to hack your fkn site for sure you wont enjoy it— SaltyNuts

The Core Forever bitches and the staff are lil kids with no life— SaltyNuts

i loled u nigger— RecoileZ

wow gm account

Some kid got his hands on a WoW GM account and just... posted it for sale in General Discussion.

Member wrynx dropped a screenshot claiming to have a World of Warcraft GM (game master) account and casually offered to sell it, sparking a mix of hype and skepticism. The thread devolves into speculation about resale value (with donkor recalling someone getting $700 for a similar account), jokes about using GM powers like `.level 255` and teleporting to the GM Island, and general consensus that it would get 'retrieved' (banned/reclaimed by Blizzard) almost immediately. Classic fkn0wned energy: a mix of disbelief, lulz-seeking, and half-serious market talk, ending with someone admitting they'd just use it to boost their own characters before it got pulled.

Who wants to buy it? lulz— wrynx

.level 255 .teleport GM_Island ^_^— ap3x

Holy SHIT. I'd buy it, cause major havoc, create LULz, and let it get retrieved.— h4voCK

Any1 with Ips they want hacked?

hEndr!x offers free NetBios "practice hacking" on any IP you supply — the replies did not go well for him

A 2007 General Discussion thread where user hEndr!x, self-admittedly still learning to "NetBios," invites other members to submit IP addresses they want attacked so he can practice. The thread quickly turns into a pile-on of jokes, troll IPs (including a loopback address as a gag), and skepticism about whether he can actually pull any of it off. It's a classic low-effort script-kiddie brag thread that the regulars mostly clowned on rather than took seriously.

Basically tell me an ip who it is and why you want them hacked. I'll try, but I don't promise any results because I am trying to learn to NetBios!— hEndr!x

Why don't you do something productive like masturbate or tear a hole in your condom...— Dominator

try hack this person 127.0.0.1 :) I tried once... Na JK JK— RuddifieD

The Stolen Check Story

A member fesses up to pickpocketing a stranger's purse and finding a $140 check in the loot — forum reacts with laughs, not outrage.

In this General Discussion thread from December 2009, member retsnomlc asks what can be done with a signed $140 check made out to someone else. After some prodding from moderator ap3x, he reveals in a spoiler tag that he lifted cash from a girl's purse at a bar the night before and found the check mixed in with it — then ironically used some of her own money to buy her a drink. Founder TuxifieD chimes in with a joking suggestion about check-washing, and other members mostly just laugh at the absurdity of the story rather than condemn it. The thread is short, casual, and typical of the forum's dark-humored, anything-goes General Discussion vibe.

Ironically I bought that girl a drink at the bar with her money :p— retsnomlc

lmao epic story, you can google how to wash a check and make it out to yourself.— TuxifieD

Where the fuck did you get that from anyway? Pickpocket? :p— ap3x

13 years old wasnt good enough for tux.

A forum 'trap' thread, a sketchy poll about downloading, and half the board arguing about whether that's even a joke you're allowed to make.

A November 2009 General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned.com started as a prank/'trap' set up by founder TuxifieD and member -Alex, baiting members over some linked images (described as old photos from '6th grade'), then spiraling into a crude community poll asking who 'downloaded'. The thread devolves into typical off-topic forum banter — jokes about jail time, relationships, and a genuinely heated aside from member f0wh pushing back on the joke's implications. It's a snapshot of the forum's dark, edgy inside-joke humor culture and its casual moderation norms, with regulars like Kimmi, vermiLLion, and ZoaQ weighing in with the community's usual snark.

i told u all it was a trap + how many downloaded? 0— [Founder]TuxifieD

if theres grass on the feild its Fair Play— Slickz

1. If you get a boner from kids, you're a pedophile no matter what you choose to do from that point.— f0wh