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For industry!
A guy named Industry demanded an absurd photoshop, and Seaking actually delivered it.
A short-lived Off-Topic gag thread where user Seaking answers a bizarre photoshop request from a member named Industry (something involving Seaking, a three-legged unicorn, a marching band snare, and heavy metal bands with lights). The result gets a few laughs and 'nice photoshopping' comments before the thread was closed by moderator PaRaNoID for flaming. A classic quick-hit joke thread typical of the forum's Off-Topic section.
a good seaking photshop would be like seaking riding a 3 legged unicorn playing the marching band snare with a bunch of heavy metal bands playing in the background, plus a bnuch of lights and stuff!!!— Industry
this is pure hot steamy sexual pleasure.... goodjob seaking lol— Industry
wrong section haha.— jcomp6
Windows XP Pulled From Shelves: The Vista Gripe Thread
Microsoft pulls XP from shelves in 2008 and the fkn0wned regulars lose it over Vista
A quick General Discussion thread from December 2007 where member pyeman shares a BBC News link reporting that Windows XP would stop being sold on new PCs from January 2008, quoting the article about lukewarm consumer interest in Vista. The replies are short and grumbly, with members cursing 'Bill noob Gates,' one bragging about already having Vista, and another vowing to keep downloading XP anyway. A small, casual gripe-thread typical of the board's off-topic tech chatter rather than any major drama.
stupid fucking microsoft -.-— pyeman
omfg! Why fucking why?— banak
fucken bill noob gates— jcomp6
You rage you lose..
A cringe video dare turns into a pile-on of secondhand embarrassment for one unlucky kid.
A member posted a link to a cringeworthy video (implied to be an early 'you laugh you lose' style clip) daring others to watch the whole thing without reacting. Regulars piled in mostly to mock the person in the video, riffing on his awkward lip-syncing and mannerisms, with a running joke about the poster's own 'Warn System' rank levels (Easy/Medium/Hard/Impossible/Nightmare Mode). The tone is classic mid-2000s forum shitposting: lighthearted mockery, off-topic banter, and a bit of everyone competing to sound the most unfazed or the most disgusted.
You rage you lose..— Cortez7
i hate myself for watching it all— Insanityrains
he is WAAAAY over it.— Suzaku
Lebron James, amazing.
Founder TuxifieD picks the Cavs to win it all in 2010 — the forum immediately disagrees.
A casual off-topic thread from May 2010 in General Discussion where forum founder TuxifieD hyped LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers for the NBA playoffs. Regulars piled in with their own picks (Celtics, Magic, Suns, Lakers), sparking some good-natured back-and-forth about Shaq vs. Dwight Howard matchups. Pure sports-talk filler thread showing the community's everyday banter outside the cheats/hacking side of the site.
Who is gonna win this year boys? Oh thats right.. CAVS AND LEBRON JAMES BABY— TuxifieD
I'd suck his dick :thefuck:— TuxifieD
all this talk and nothing about Lakers.... NBA Finals = Lakers Vs Cavs ..calling it— 1up
7-Eleven Coupon Hustles Debate
A thread about scamming free stuff from 7-Eleven turns into a coupon-logic debate
A General Discussion thread, crudely titled after 7-Eleven, centers on members discussing social engineering tactics and coupon exploits to get free items from the convenience store chain. Regular Puree and forum veteran Nick weigh in on whether such tricks count as social engineering or are 'completely legal,' with Nick shutting down a coupon reuse idea as dead on arrival. Typical low-stakes, mundane hustle talk that filled out the site's general boards between the bigger cheat/hacking discussions.
All SE'ing is the same. Call. Say XYZ doesn't work. Work around YXZ. Get free shit.— silentr0ck
No Se'ing at all. Completely legal.— Nick
Nope, once used the coupon is dead Forever— Nick
Learning Help? (the sleep-learning thread)
A homework-dodging noob asks how to download his way to a straight-A brain overnight
A brand-new member named foolsgold asks the forum for help with 'sleep-learning' — the idea of listening to math and science tutoring on an mp3 player while asleep — and wants to know where online (namedropping LimeWire) to find such audio. The thread gets mildly roasted for being a lazy Google-avoidance question, but a few regulars engage earnestly, debating whether sleep-learning actually works, suggesting tape recorders as an alternative, and generally landing on 'just sit down and study' as the real answer. Mundane but charmingly earnest early-2000s off-topic chatter, the kind of low-stakes thread that filled General Discussion between the cheat releases.
Try google before you make yourself look stupid.— Shifty.
It's pointless IMO. Sit down and study.— bobbafett07
gotta try this shit— olie22
"Taylor Swift Naked Nude?" — the great 2009 fake-pic debate
Founder posts three "Taylor Swift nude" pics; forum spends 20 posts forensically debunking every single one.
Founder TuxifieD kicked off this now-locked thread in December 2009 by posting three supposed Taylor Swift nude images asking if they were real. The community quickly and thoroughly picked them apart — none of the women in the first two photos were even Swift, and the third was identified as a fan photo with an obviously photoshopped piece of paper. What started as a tabloid-bait post turned into a running gag about bad Photoshop, with some off-topic ribbing (a Megan Fox photoshop request, a jab about someone named 'bonxfire') along the way. Classic early-forum thread: salacious clickbait title, immediate skepticism, and light community banter before it fizzled out.
First 2 aren't even her and the 3rd is her but shopped paper.— vermiLLion
fake— ZoaQ
regardless shes fine— RheTz
Pro-American Pic Time?
Founder TuxifieD asks for USA pride pics — thread devolves into Canada slander and a mysterious 'Muhammad Jihad'
A lighthearted General Discussion thread started by founder TuxifieD asking members to post pictures showing their 'American pride.' Replies wandered into meme images, a military member (retsnomlc) sharing real photos and grumbling about UCMJ regs, some Arabic-script trolling from deX- that Junnyerr translated as a joke threat, and a brief Canada-vs-America ribbing between vermiLLion and Paradix. Ends fizzling out with a Puree post referencing old wrestling art. Pretty typical low-stakes shitposting/banter thread for the era.
Lets get that spirit going brahs!— TuxifieD
Heres your goddamn pride fuckers— retsnomlc
canada is the bitch of north america. real talk.— Paradix
Fav Naruto Char? Poll Thread Devolves into Anime-Bashing
A kid asks about his favorite Naruto character and gets dogpiled by an entire forum that hates anime.
A 2007 General Discussion thread started as a simple poll asking members to vote for their favorite Naruto character (Sasuke led with Naruto second). Instead of engaging with the topic, most regulars piled on to mock the poster as a 'Narutard' and declare their disdain for anime in general, a pretty typical off-topic pile-on for the era's forum culture. It's a small, low-stakes but very representative slice of the fkn0wned off-topic vibe: bored teenagers, poll threads, and reflexive anime-bashing.
Another Narutard. -,-— [LiP]STicK.
fuck anime.— MiZZun0
Naruto Fuxkin Sux!! IF you like it JUST JUMP OUT A FUCKING WINDOW!!— whee
Amazing Beatbox + lul
A YouTube beatboxer's intense stare convinced half the forum he was coming to steal their souls.
vermiLLion posted a video of a beatboxer, praising the skill but joking that the guy's unblinking stare made him seem like a soul-stealing robber. The thread quickly became a running gag about the performer's creepy eye contact, with regulars piling on comparisons (including a Constantine movie reference) and Kimmi, a longtime smod, closing it out with a self-deprecating joke before agreeing the staring was indeed unsettling. A brief, lighthearted off-topic thread typical of the General Discussion board's low-stakes banter.
The beatboxing is good IMO but this guy stares at you and i think he is going to rob me and steal my fucking soul or something..— vermiLLion
anyone remember on the movie Constantine the mexican dude that found that spear thing and was like, Uber devil and shit? i think its the same guy— slingblade
his eyebrows look like they've been drawn in, in flash.— lulraep
Legalize Weed Hotline Campaign Gets Roasted (2009)
A 2009 phone-hotline campaign to legalize weed hits the forum and instantly gets roasted.
Member dakota posted a call-in campaign urging people to phone a hotline to petition President Obama to legalize marijuana, framing it as a real, non-joke effort. The thread quickly devolved into skepticism and mockery, with regulars doubting any president would act on it and one member declaring legalization would spell 'the end of the fkn world.' It's a small, dated snapshot of 2009 political chatter mixed with typical off-topic forum snark.
this is legit not a prank or anything.— dakota
sorry but BS a president would never do it lol 1 mil would be easy— Insanityrains
this is fucking pathetic.. if marijuana gets legalized, it's the end of the fkn world.— timem604
Ventrilo Ban Bypass?
A guy asks how to dodge a Vent ban — and gets told 'no such thing as a vent hack.'
A member named xxatreyu asks in General Discussion whether there's a way to get unbanned from a Ventrilo voice server, hoping for some kind of hack or bypass. Replies range from flat denial that such a hack exists, to vague mentions of proxy programs, to the more grounded explanation that Vent bans are IP-based and suggestions to just use a VPN or new IP. It's a small, low-stakes thread typical of the forum's casual tech-help culture, stretching out over months as stragglers kept dropping in replies from October through December 2007.
no such thing as a vent hack— Eckos
buy a couple vpn's or steal or hack— minitureman
Ventrilo servers ban by IP address, so all you can...— jdonlin
I need help! (GMod Dedicated Server, Once Again...)
A guy asks how to run a GMod server with superadmin, then somehow ends up talking about a marijuana/heroin drug test lawsuit.
A member named Seaking asks for help setting up a dedicated Garry's Mod server with super admin after a tutorial went wrong and NPCs started flying around killing players randomly. A couple of regulars chime in with basic questions about whether the server is self-hosted or purchased, and warn about upload bandwidth limits capping it to about 8 players. The thread takes a classic off-topic detour when Seaking randomly mentions a drug test and a lawsuit against a doctor, capped with a self-aware, joking follow-up post. Low-stakes, goofy General Discussion energy typical of the board's Off-Topic section.
Wewt for free monays?— Seaking
My computer is the sex on a golden bun.— Seaking
Note..I never pointed out if it was good sex or a solid gold bun...*hides*— Seaking
Assassin's Creed Wallpaper (NEW)
Shifty drops some fresh Assassin's Creed wallpapers and the GD regulars show up to say thanks
A supervisor named Shifty (posting as 'Shifty.') shared a set of new Assassin's Creed desktop wallpapers pulled from GameWatcher, posted in three 1152x864 image links. The thread is a quick, friendly back-and-forth of members complimenting the graphics and thanking him for sharing, typical low-stakes filler content for the General Discussion board. No drama, just a small slice of everyday forum life circa the Assassin's Creed era.
These are brand new from GW, enjoy.— Shifty.
oh snap those graphics are so detailed and crisp— bragamuffin
Nice Shiftz, even though your not here— Riley
hyperdyne's Incoherent 'Holiday Gift' Rant Gets Mocked and Locked
A rambling, incoherent 'holiday gift' post about eBay exploits got roasted and locked in ten minutes flat.
A brand-new one-post member named hyperdyne showed up on December 28, 2009 with a garbled, aggressive holiday-themed rant vaguely referencing web exploitation techniques, framed as a 'gift' to the community. The regulars were unimpressed — skramguts and deX- mocked the incoherence and the attached joke file, and staff member vermiLLion shut the thread down within the hour. A classic, forgettable one-off drive-by post that got dunked on and locked, capturing the forum's low tolerance for nonsense from new accounts.
happy fucking holidays.— hyperdyne
You sir, are a retard, i say that only with every section of my body filling with care.— deX-
Closed.— vermiLLion
IF YOU HAVE BALLS YOU WILL WATCH THIS
A shock-site beheading link, the requisite "seen worse" one-upping, and a chorus of 'why does this exist' — early-2010s forum culture in a nutshell.
A member posted a link to a graphic gore video (a beheading clip hosted on a shock site) with the classic clickbait-dare title, and the thread quickly filled with the usual mix of reactions: a few members trying to one-up it with worse things they'd seen on old shock sites, others expressing disgust, and a couple just deadpan-reacting to having watched it. It's a fairly typical 'shock link' thread of the era — low effort, high response, and a good snapshot of the desensitized/edgy humor culture common on gaming forums like this one at the time. No real drama, just a mundane slice of the site's General Discussion board doing what it did.
I've seen a worse. There was one up a few years ago on ogrish that was from Iraq.— vermiLLion
Why do people fucking put this on the internet? Not that I care, but these people are fucking retarded lol.— Kimmi
ok... seriously WTF did i watch that?— trinetyface
SAW IV
16-year-old admin plots his cinema heist to sneak into an 18-rated horror flick, forum piles on
A casual Off-Topic thread from October 2007 about the release of SAW IV, kicked off by admin Shifty. admitting he's underage and planning to try to sneak into the 18-rated film again after getting thrown out the previous year. Members swap opinions on the trailer, argue about who lives where (Oldham vs Bristol vs Newton Heath), and trade tips and skepticism about kids getting into age-restricted screenings. It's a lighthearted, meandering slice of mid-2000s forum small talk rather than anything scene-related, capped off by a later post reviewing the film as disappointing.
I'm going to once again attempt to get in at the cinema for it as it's an 18 and yes, I'm only 16— Shifty.
He's lying because he's cool on the interwebz, either that or the cinema he goes to is run by jews.— Shifty.
the movie was about a fucking detective that we have never seen before and the story line is all fucked up soooooo there you are!— .:XxX:.
Most LOL Video Ever?
A random 'funniest video' post spirals into bear-based innuendo and someone asking if it's a boy or a girl
A throwaway General Discussion thread where Niceboy233 shared a video he found hilarious, sparking a quick chain of image reactions and inside jokes rather than any real discussion of the video itself. Regulars like ap3x, lam3r, and Kimmi drop one-liners typical of forum banter, with the thread drifting into a running gag about a bear video that leaves several members confused and amused in equal measure. It's a snapshot of low-stakes, meme-driven small talk between well-known members of the fkn0wned crew.
I couldn't fucking BARE the bear.— Mutil8
so...am i the only one with a boner?— lam3r
Is it a boy or a girl?— Kimmi
Half Man Half Tree (True Story)
The whole board stopped raging about VAC bans to gawk at one viral medical oddity thread.
A General Discussion thread where someone posted/linked the (real, widely-circulated at the time) viral story of a man with a severe skin condition resembling bark, leading to a page of shocked one-liners from Fkn0wned regulars. Reactions ranged from disbelief and sympathy to a couple of members trying to explain the condition (leprosy, warts) they'd seen referenced elsewhere, like Break.com. It's a classic mid-2000s off-topic viral-content thread, low on substance, high on 'holy shit' reactions and forum personality quirks (sigs, Xfire tags, member titles).
Holy fucking shit. a-mazing— Jack Daniels
This is amazing, never seen this before. wow...— Rebelz
Lol, I saw this in a video on Break.com He has a form of leprosy or something.— ViPeR $
New Member Sylar13 Says Hello (2007 Welcome Thread)
A new member says 'hello everyone' and the regulars pile on with welcomes, Aussie banter, and a Heroes reference
A brand-new member, Sylar13, posts a simple one-word-ish greeting to introduce themselves in General Discussion. A handful of established Fkn0wned regulars, including staff member PaRaNoID, reply with quick welcomes. The thread has a lighthearted, low-stakes 'welcome wagon' vibe typical of new-member intro threads, with a bit of Aussie camaraderie and a passing pop-culture jab about the TV show Heroes based on Sylar13's username.
hello every one— Sylar13
heyy matee good to see another aussie— jcomp6
Hi. You're a Heroes fan aren't you?— Eckos
Thread of Sweet Deals!
Free tacos, free razors, and a free Amazon credit — the Christmas 2009 thread where fkn0wned members hunted real-world freebies instead of cheats
Started by member McCallum on Christmas Day 2009, this thread was a community-curated list of legitimate freebie and coupon deals (a $4 Amazon Video credit, free Taco Bell tacos, a free Gillette razor, a free Aveeno tote bag, a free whistle, and free dried plums) rather than anything cheat- or hack-related. It's a low-drama, cozy holiday-season thread with a handful of members chiming in with thanks and jokes, showing the lighter, everyday side of the forum outside its gaming/warez focus. Short-lived — only a handful of replies over a couple of days — but a nice snapshot of forum culture and camaraderie during the holidays.
Woo taco.— Unbeliveable
Taco FTW!— McCallum
I don't either, but I found out about this deal and figured it wouldn't hurt to try it out.— McCallum
The Last Post Wins! (2)
A classic 'last post wins' meme thread that got smacked shut by staff in under 90 minutes flat.
A lighthearted spam-bait thread in General Discussion where members raced to claim the final post with 'winning' memes (Charlie Sheen references included). It lasted barely half a dozen replies before a moderator locked it with a snarky 'WINRAR' closure notice. A VIP and a 1K Club member both chimed in before the hammer dropped, capturing the low-stakes, jokey energy of GD at the time.
The last person to post in this thread wins!— Grim
I WIN!— ojj321
WINRAR, do no make another!— [FkN] Nick
My bloody finger
A random funnyjunk GIF sparks a round of forum 'epic win' consensus — and a shot at 4chan that almost turns personal
A throwaway Christmas Eve 2009 post by slingblade, sharing a gross/funny stumbled-upon GIF, turns into a quick round of forum agreement that it's 'epic win.' The thread is pure filler chatter typical of the General Discussion board, with regulars and staff (Smods, Crew) piling on with one-liners. It briefly flares up when Kimmi takes a jab at 4chan culture, prompting slingblade to ask if it was aimed at him personally — a tiny, mostly good-natured flashpoint in an otherwise throwaway thread.
Holy fuck... that is some fucking epic win Just made my day... thanks :D— ap3x
This proofs 4chan is the home of nolifers (and *cough*child*cough*pr0n addicts).— Kimmi
is that some sort of personal insult to me? if it is then wtf did i doto deserve it o.O?— slingblade
Piercings
h4voCK asks if belly button piercings hurt — and the thread devolves into an argument about which piercings make a guy 'gay'
A casual off-topic thread in General Discussion where h4voCK asks whether navel piercings hurt, prompting members to share their own piercing and ear-stretching experiences (Thailand tattoo shops, infected studs, gauge sizes). It quickly turns into a lighthearted but pointed debate about which piercings are socially acceptable for men, with several members mocking navel piercings and big ear stretchers as 'gay' while others defend their choices. Typical small-forum banter thread with light drama over opinions rather than any real conflict.
who gets piercings in their bellybutton besides women— ap3x
Guy with pierced ear = fine Guy with pierced belly = Incredible level of gayness ear stretcher = fucking ugly— beNnbeNn
looks like we have some flamers in here.— iluvnic
How to Treat a Bitch (Chao Outside Meme Thread)
A viral 'Chao Outside' video clip sparks a lighthearted General Discussion pile-on
Bulle7 posted a joke video/link (apparently the infamous 'Chao Outside' clip) titled 'How to treat a bitch,' and the thread devolved into a string of quick reactions, quoting the video's catchphrase, and joking banter typical of the era's forum humor. A handful of regulars chimed in with one-liners, some noting they'd seen the video before or already posted it, and it wrapped up as a low-stakes, throwaway meme thread rather than anything contentious.
CHAO OUTSIDE MOTHA FUCKA!!!!— deX-
BITCH CAN'T EVEN MAKE A SANDWICH— k3anan
He must have bought her Chinese Takeout.— Unbeliveable
Xbox PC
Someone crammed an Xbox into a PC case and the forum lost it — 'crazy shit' indeed.
A short, feel-good General Discussion thread from December 2009 where vermiLLion shared what appears to have been a video or build showcasing an Xbox-into-PC case mod. Regulars PopTart and kubaxplx chimed in with quick approval, and mcm admitted to watching the whole thing and getting inspired to try case modding himself. A tiny, wholesome side-thread from the forum's console/hardware chatter, notable mainly for the mix of staff and VIP members casually hanging out.
Oh shit thats pretty amazing.— PopTart
crazy shit— kubaxplx
Lol, watched the whole thing. Pretty cool, I wanna mod my case as well sometime soon.— mcm
In College, So Fucking Bored
A 2007 lunch-break check-in: who's stuck in class and who's still in bed downloading LOTR Online.
A member named McLovin! kills time during a boring day at college by asking who else is online and what they're up to. Regulars including admin Shifty. and longtime members Peski-Ruski, Jack Bauer, and laptops chime in with casual updates about waking up late, skipping schoolwork, and patching games. It's a low-key, day-in-the-life thread typical of the forum's General Discussion section, more about hanging out than any specific topic.
Wow iv been in college since 8am and im so fucking bored!— McLovin!
Just woke up scanning the forums and downloading the 1.05 patch for Lord of the Rings: Online.— Shifty.
I'm at school just chilling, not doing my Photoshop work as usual...— Jack Bauer
chicken beatboxing
A random chicken-beatboxing video sends the fkn0wned crew into a two-day chorus of 'lol wow'
A throwaway Christmas 2009 post by slingblade sharing a 'chicken beatboxing' video turned into a quick, easygoing chain of one-liners from regulars reacting to it. There's no real drama here, just a handful of longtime members (some with years-old accounts and thousands of posts) chiming in with quick approval, jokes about the video's background characters, and a shared laugh over holiday downtime. It's a small, cozy snapshot of the General Discussion board's low-stakes, just-for-fun side.
video has chicken sounds AND beatboxing? yes. AWESOME!!— slingblade
when i picture a chicken beatboxing i picture the rooster from family guy doin it lol— slingblade
I honestly thought this was going to be retarded as fuck but it was kinda cool, lol.— vermiLLion
New Tattoo
A member shows off his fresh neck ink and gets roasted for it
Member 'Ryan' (a.k.a. .:XxX:.) posted photos of matching Christmas tattoos he and his girlfriend got, sparking the usual mix of compliments, ribbing, and skepticism typical of the General Discussion board. Regulars chimed in about the pain of a neck tattoo, joked about visible acne in the photos, and speculated on how the ink would age. A couple of established names, including co-manager Shifty and staff member miLLer, dropped in, giving it a bit more weight than a typical off-topic post.
Damn I would never get 1 on my neck, I bet that hurt like a bitch.— Shifty
pussy. scared of a little pain?— olie22
Wonder what's it gonna look like when you grow old.— Exodus
1-888-NO-PIRATE prank call
A Christmas Eve prank call thread that had the whole forum lol'ing at the anti-piracy hotline's expense
On Christmas Eve 2009, member slingblade shared a prank call video/clip targeting the '1-888-NO-PIRATE' anti-piracy hotline, found via StumbleUpon, and signed off for the day. The thread is a short, lighthearted holiday-season pile-on with regulars dropping in to say it was funny, feel a bit bad for the person on the other end, and share the laugh — classic low-stakes shooting-the-breeze content from General Discussion.
im tired, ima get off of the computer for today hope you all liked this as much as i did stumbleupon FTW!!— slingblade
you will go to jail, if you have the patience— retsnomlc
I feel so bad for the poor guy! Even if it is total bullshizz! hahaha.— howeasy
Want a 6 dig for free ? (funniest post wins a Steam account)
NIX dangled a free 6-digit Steam account as bait for the forum's dumbest, funniest posts — chaos ensued.
NIX posted a giveaway contest offering a 6-digit Steam account (loaded with old-school Half-Life/Counter-Strike titles) to whoever posted the funniest content in the thread. It quickly turned into a free-for-all image and joke dump, with regulars like JuMx, DvS, and Speedo spamming fail pics and YouTube links while others traded jabs and casual slurs typical of the era's forum culture. ap3x eventually called the whole thread unoriginal, and a mod locked it after two pages of low-effort meme posting.
Well u can get it. Wanna know how? Post the most funniest shit u can think of in this topic and whoever posts the funniest shit wins...— NIX
JuMx Is winning for now hahhahah :D— NIX
You're all so unoriginal.— ap3x
Do You Have Long Hair? (2009 Off-Topic Banter)
A whole page of Fkn0wned regulars weighing in on buzzcuts vs. shaggy locks — pure early-2010s forum filler at its finest.
A throwaway General Discussion thread from December 2009 where NIX asked forum members whether they had long hair, sparking a casual back-and-forth full of one-liners, jokes about pubes and haircuts, and a fair bit of ribbing between crew and mods. It's a low-stakes, off-topic chat thread typical of the forum's social side, with staff and regulars mixing in freely alongside newer members. No drama or major event, just members hanging out and killing time between the site's usual cheat/warez content.
Short hair cause nobody likes long pubes =/— vermiLLion
Note, my hair looks like this, without the fag.— mcm
ur new moto "long hair don't care but not anywhere :o"— ZoaQ
[Movie] Disney's A Christmas Carol
Jim Carrey's 3D Christmas Carol gets the fkn0wned jury treatment — verdict: split down the middle
A short, cozy little holiday-season thread from December 2009 where lam3r, a longtime [FkN] Crew member, kicks off a poll asking what people thought of the Disney/Jim Carrey 'A Christmas Carol' film. A handful of regulars weigh in with quick takes ranging from praise for the animation to dismissing it as a kids' movie, and the attached poll ends in a perfect three-way tie between 'awesome,' 'OK,' and 'sucked.' Nothing dramatic — just a low-key, wholesome slice of everyday off-topic chatter between members.
I thought Jim Carey and Disney did an amazing job. The animation was great as was the acting. I would definitely give that movie 9/10— lam3r
I heard it was shit, but not sure if it was the same movie— JuMx
Isn't that movie for like 7-year-olds or something?— ap3x
Breaking a Nokia N73
A dead phone, a dog, and a forum's collective bad ideas for destroying it
Member Goodger posted about deliberately destroying a (battery-less) Nokia N73 with mates for fun, promising more phone-smashing videos to come. The thread quickly turned into a lighthearted brainstorm of increasingly absurd destruction methods — blenders, ovens, hammers, even feeding it to a dog — with Goodger confirming he'd already tried the dog method and floating a 'sparkler bomb' idea next. A small, silly, very General Discussion moment of early-2010s forum goofing around.
Yes this is a real phone rofl, not a fake one, watch us mess it up xD— Goodger
did u actually ask ur dog to eat it -.-— SnEaKyJoKER
Sounds like good plans from you people, i think i might make a sparkler bomb out of one lol— Goodger
For My Fellow Americans Only
Look up your favorite restaurant's health inspection and regret it forever
A December 2007 General Discussion thread where Marc347 shared a health-inspection lookup site and dared fellow US members to search their local restaurants and post the grossest violations. A handful of members chimed in with mixed results — some found their spots clean, others turned up horror stories (rodents, bugs, food stored at unsafe temps), and someone joked about a Texas McDonald's actually passing. Light, harmless off-topic banter typical of the forum's slower threads between the cheat-scene talk.
One of my favorite pizza places had mice, rats, flying insects and hot food which was stored at wrong temperatures! Ugh.— Marc347
All of the munchie spots around my area are clean— DedCon
i found a mcdonalds in texas that passed inspectio...— imposter elm
"Eating a pussy never felt hella gay.." (NSFW hidden-image thread)
A Simpsons-themed NSFW pic sparks the classic forum ritual: hide it, beg to unhide it, argue if it's photoshopped.
A classic General Discussion shitpost thread where user timem604 posted an NSFW image behind forum spoiler tags with the caption 'Too funny... Post 1337'. The thread devolves into the usual low-effort back-and-forth: several members claim the pic is old/recycled, others debate whether it was photoshopped, and a string of one-word 'unhide' replies from members just trying to reveal the hidden content. Regular crew and staff (vermiLLion, NIX, Puree) weigh in casually, giving it the feel of a slow, jokey afternoon on the board rather than any real controversy.
I wouldn't eat that.— NIX
oh god, what am I unhiding?— Puree
it was done in photoshop, but it is nice— Xreaper19
Avatar the Movie
Fkn0wned debates whether James Cameron's blue space cat people are actually worth the hype.
Smod Kimmi kicks off a casual thread asking if anyone's seen the newly-released Avatar, sparking a string of quick reviews as members trickle in from the cinema over the following days. Opinions split along the classic line: everyone agrees the visuals and 3D were stunning, but the story got roasted as unoriginal or weak. A minor side-argument breaks out when ap3x dismisses the movie as overhyped CGI, prompting h4voCK to push back hard in its defense. Pretty low-key, feel-good off-topic chat typical of the General Discussion board around the holidays in 2009.
Cinema > PC. 3d > PC. I'm going to the cinema FOR SURE.— Kimmi
No. Looks shitty. Everyone's just going to see the oh-so-fancy technology that the media has had their panties in a knot over.— ap3x
The storyline, cinematography, acting, EVERYTHING about it was just MARVELOUS. See it. Well worth it.— h4voCK
New Payment Method — a joke thread, not a scam
A staff member posts an old joke image titled 'New Payment Method,' and half the forum admits they'd never seen it before.
Despite the loaded title, this was just Smod Kimmi sharing an old (even for 2009) internet joke image, prefaced with 'inb4old.' The thread is pure low-effort banter — dozens of members chiming in with 'lol,' 'lmao,' and variations on how funny or unfamiliar the joke was. It's a snapshot of the casual General Discussion vibe on Fkn0wned, with a lineup of staff (Smods, Founder TuxifieD, Crew, VIPs) all dropping by just to laugh along.
inb4old;its incredibly old, but it's still funny.— Kimmi
Oh my -, you have been on the internet for at least 13 years. How come you haven't seen it yet?— Kimmi
How did the other girl not give up?— deX-
Would You Rather: Squirrels, Girl Scouts, and Superman 64
Fuck a squirrel or beat up a girl scout — the classic time-waster thread that split the room.
A member named Industry kicked off a goofy 'would you rather' game with a string of absurd, juvenile hypotheticals (Superman 64, Geico, spray-painted poker dogs). It got a mixed reception — some played along, others called it drug-addled nonsense or told him to take it to the debate section — a small, forgettable but very true-to-2007 slice of forum off-topic culture.
wow, dude. i ain't even gonna answer this.— azerone
Are you on drugs take this to the debate section?— minitureman
Fuck a squirrel. Superman 63, i have the game for...— sammo
Super Van :P
Someone posts a Mercedes Sport-X van link and the forum piles on to call it ugly.
User mad tag shares a link to a Mercedes-Benz Vito Sport-X special edition van, half-joking about wanting one for Christmas, and pitches it as perfect for hauling kiteboarding gear. The thread quickly turns into a lighthearted pile-on with members mocking the van's looks despite its performance stats, with a few defenders pointing out its top speed. Classic low-stakes off-topic banter with regular faces chiming in for a few posts before it fizzles out.
thats van looks gay...if i had enough money to afford that, i would just get a regualar mercedez benz— [Fkn]M3m63r
Look at the max speed you picky shits.— Peski-Ruski
you deff will not be gettin chicks in that ugly van...no matter how fast it goes— mako_x23
RL Mirror's Edge
One dude parkoured like a video game character, one-handed, and the whole forum lost it.
vermiLLion shared a video of a real-life free-runner performing Mirror's Edge-style parkour, including one-handed dice and card throwing tricks, and the thread quickly filled with genuine admiration. Regulars from across the [FkN] crew and member ranks piled on with praise for the guy's skill and effort, with some joking about wanting to 'play' him like a game character. It's a short, wholesome, low-drama thread — just a community enjoying a cool clip together.
I really enjoyed this video and the guy's effort in making it. If you don't agree, gtfo.— vermiLLion
Omg , I want to instert a joystick in his head, and PLAY!!!!— donkor
Holy fuck. He's amazing at parkour. Makes me want to play the game now. One-handed? Fuck me 10 million dollars.— h4voCK
eBay iPhone Scam Thread (2007)
A Swedish member's $500 eBay iPhone never showed up — the forum plays armchair PayPal lawyer
In December 2007, member sorbazz posted about buying an iPhone on eBay for $500 (phones weren't yet sold in Sweden) that never arrived after nearly two weeks. Other members chimed in with advice about checking feedback authenticity, filing PayPal/eBay disputes, and the limits of PayPal Buyer Protection, while sorbazz grew increasingly frustrated discovering other buyers had been scammed by the same seller. The thread is a small time capsule of pre-smartphone-ubiquity eBay culture and forum-style crowd-sourced customer service, ending with a cynical suggestion to just move on rather than pursue legal action.
Hope that sucker gets to pay for his stupidity— sorbazz
wtf you can sue some one for scamming you lol just get your money back— jcomp6
His fucking give me $2000 then— sorbazz
I need a CS1.6 server (2007)
Newbie begs for a free CS1.6 server and gets roasted into the dirt by the whole board.
A brand-new member named MR.UnKnOwN asked for a free (or 'home made') Counter-Strike 1.6 server back in June 2007. Instead of help, he got sarcasm from established members mocking the idea that anyone would just hand over server resources, plus one joking price quote. The thread fizzled with no real solution offered before a veteran poster closed it outright.
yeah hold on lemme boot up my quadcore,4 gigs of ram 100mb/sec internet connection snd set up a server jus for you :/— ballistic
Lol a free serer justpay $50 amonth to secure a nice one— Mvx
No one will give you a server, closed— Sonikk
The iPod Touch Jailbreak Tutorial Thread Nobody Asked For (Twice)
A guy posts a jailbreak tutorial, then makes a whole separate thread just to link to it — chaos ensues.
A member with the placeholder handle UserID_7588 wrote up an iPod Touch jailbreak tutorial and, unsatisfied with it just existing, made a second thread solely to point people toward the first one. Regulars promptly clowned him for making 'a thread about a thread,' the thread got closed by staff as 'pointless,' and a stray 'go ninja on you' joke devolved into a running bit about the OP's ethnicity. Ultimately more notable as a slice of General Discussion bickering than as tech help — a tiny, forgettable spat that time-capsules exactly how petty and jokey the board could get over nothing.
It's not necessary to make a thread about a thread.— wirmware
ya know, im asian too...don't make me go ninja on you— UserID_7588
Pfft you still think you're not asian.— Don Ruski
undetected css hack...
Another day, another dude begging for a CS:S hack that isn't VAC-banned yet
A member named robsta 2006 posted in General Discussion asking for a working, undetected ESP/aimbot hack for Counter-Strike: Source after several downloads (including 'Project 7') got VAC detected. Regulars chimed in with casual suggestions and banter about which tools were still undetected at the time, while a Supervisor (DCLXVI) eventually stepped in to redirect the conversation to the site's official hack database and release sections. Classic mid-2000s cheat-scene forum texture: casual tone, emoticons, Xfire handles in signatures, and the constant cat-and-mouse chatter about what's detected versus safe to use that week.
dont cheat to play, cheat to win!— robsta 2006
Yeah but when you download Hacks Come back to see if they are vac detected— blackxthink
Our hack database is located HERE! Our secondary hack releases is located HERE!— DCLXVI
New guy says hi, immediately spots the 'Introduce Yourself' thread he missed
A newbie's polite 'hi' turns into a classic self-own when he realizes he posted in the wrong thread.
A fresh member named Splic0 drops into General Discussion to introduce himself, admits he mostly plays TF2 now instead of CS, and then sheepishly notices there's already a dedicated introduction thread he should've used. Regulars pile on with the standard warm welcome, mixed with tips about using the search function and how to unlock 'hidden content' banners by replying to threads. A low-level ranking member also can't resist a light jab about him posting off-topic with barely any post count. It's a small, everyday slice of the forum's welcoming-but-teasing culture.
Can someone move this?— Splic0
welcum mate good teh see somebody who has 7 posts and has posted in the off-topic section— Olie22
if you see a "hidden content" banner, just reply to the topic, return to the first page and the content will be unhidden !— Exodus
Hatton v Mayweather
Fkn0wned stays up til 5am arguing boxing, referee competence, and whether olie22's '127-0' record is even real
A short General Discussion thread about the real-life Ricky Hatton vs. Floyd Mayweather boxing match, with cedars kicking things off after staying up until 5am to watch it live. Members debated the fight quality, the referee's handling of inside fighting, and the controversial point deduction against Hatton. Supervisor 'Shifty.' chimed in as a self-described hardcore Hatton fan who lived near him but missed the fight due to travel, while olie22's claim of an undefeated personal boxing record got playfully called out as fake.
The referee was a cunt THB, didn't let them fight inside.— cedars
i so boxing meself. 127 fights 0 loss 0 draws haha.— olie22
urself? u sure it wasnt a game?— 1
Wanna stay at these hotels?
A shared video about gross hotel-cleaning secrets sends the General Discussion crowd into a pile-on of disgust and dark jokes.
MicroUltra posted a link to a video exposing unsanitary hotel cleaning practices, and the thread quickly became a chain of members reacting with disgust and dark humor. Regulars from the 2007-era community chimed in with quips about bringing their own supplies while traveling, distrust of hotel staff, and cynical comments about news media sensationalism. It's a typical low-stakes off-topic thread capturing the casual, crude banter culture of the forum rather than any major event.
thats fucking gross i would have them cleaners fired— mystical1
lol thats why you bring your own fucking shit to DrinK— Afteryou
FOX always comes up with these type of news.— Exodus
Epic Meal Time Thread
The one where fKn0wned's General Discussion crowd argues over bacon, whiskey, and gluttonous YouTube glory
A member posts a link/reference to the YouTube series Epic Meal Time, sparking a light, casual thread of reactions ranging from disgust to hunger to enthusiasm. Regulars trade quick one-liners about the show's over-the-top bacon-and-booze cooking videos, with a few name-dropping the FPSRussia collab and debating whether they'd actually eat the food. Mundane, low-stakes off-topic fun typical of the forum's General Discussion section — eventually moved there by a Graphics Crew mod. No drama, just community banter and rep points being tossed around.
These guys make me sick.— mystical
I just threw up a little.— Riggex
WTF!!! that is probably the most fucking awesomest eating habbit i've seen lol— Minzors
The best lookin steam ID profile page u ever seen?
NIX just wanted a pretty Steam profile, but the thread devolved into low-digit Steam ID conspiracy talk
NIX kicks off a casual thread asking for links to the best-looking Steam profile pages, hoping for aesthetic inspiration. The conversation quickly derails into members bragging and speculating about ultra-low-digit Steam IDs (like ID '1' and '6'), which were rumored to belong to Valve employees with every game auto-added to their library. ap3x clarifies the low-digit accounts are early Valve staff accounts, S3RK claims to have accessed digit '6' and found it VAC banned, and vermiLLion roasts lulraep for wishing he had one. A light, jokey vibe typical of idle General Discussion chatter, with NIX gently reminding everyone at the end that he was actually asking about visual design, not digits or game counts.
what i would give for one of those single digs....— lulraep
Your family?— vermiLLion
WIth u guys it's all about the games n the digits I was looking for the most visualy apealing steam profile— NIX