fkn0wned.com · Counter-Strike Rages
The Dictionary: A Glossary of CS Raging Slang
Ever wonder what a 'forced teaparty' or getting 'HBAR'd' actually meant? Here's the OG glossary.
A member named Phantom laid out a glossary of Counter-Strike raging slang for the forum's Raging and Advertising section — terms like teaparty, TK, lolman, raged, crashed, and HBAR, explaining the culture of deliberately annoying other players in-game through spam, teamkilling, voice annoys, and light cheat use. It's less a thread and more a reference post, capturing the community's own homegrown vocabulary for its favorite pastime: griefing servers for laughs. Fellow members Dragon and Rockforce got shoutouts for contributing terms.
Rage - the act of entering a server in hopes to annoy fellow players, raging includes but is not limited to : spamming, teaparties, excessive hacking, voice annoys— Phantom
HBAR - Hacked beyond all recognition : when a server is empty due to rage and new players join not knowing their fate.— Rockforce
Smokebreak - the state in which Kane requires a cigarette.— Phantom
Halloween Rage: Goron's Stolen-Account Rage Video
Goron_Elder_Chris drops the rage video of the month — then casually admits he was playing on stolen Steam accounts the whole time.
A member named Goron_Elder_Chris posted a YouTube 'rage' video (Halloween-themed, from a stolen Steam account by his own admission) to the Counter-Strike Rages subforum in late October 2007, and it became one of the board's more memorable clips, drawing over two dozen replies of praise, lulz, and running jokes about his 'GoronCity' bit. A side conversation breaks out about attempted account-stealing / phishing attempts going around Steam Friends at the time, with Legit_Hacks admitting he tried (and failed) to steal a 'Lord Rager' account, and Goron admitting he was behind an IRC-based attempt too — all treated as a joke rather than a scandal. The thread trails off into a string of short 'lol' and 'nice one' replies over the following weeks, capped by a second page of latecomers still hyping up the video into December.
3 words goron is god <3— Legit_Hacks
Some kid messaged me that gold package link on steamfriends while i was on a stolen account, didn't bother to click it because i'm not retarded.— Goron_Elder_Chris
oops tried to steal lord ragers account— Legit_Hacks
l3m0nz's 'Steam Support' Password Jacking Log
The classic 'I am Steam Support' scam script, preserved in full — right down to the victim's meltdown.
A member named l3m0nz posted a log documenting two social-engineering encounters where someone impersonated an 'Automated Messaging System' claiming to be Steam Support, convincing two users (ilovebarbie and luc) to hand over their account credentials under the guise of an urgent security check. The thread was posted in the Counter-Strike Rages subforum, though other members quickly pointed out it wasn't really a 'rage' since nobody actually got visibly angry until the very end, when the reveal hits and the victim explodes in furious, garbled all-caps reaction. It's a time-capsule example of the account-jacking social engineering scripts that circulated in that era's cheat/gaming scene, shared here more as trophy/bragging content than as a cautionary tale.
You got fucking fkn0wned.. i dont work for steam and im no Automated Messaging system Thx for your steam account.— Automated Messaging System (b46)
WHAT? NOO NOO GIVE ME MY STEAM URSDFFJI fucker !!!!!!!!!!!!— ilovebarbie3
Wasn't really a rage, I didn't see anyone get mad. Nice try.— Arcade
myg0t Rage Sounds Pack (215 MB, RapidShare)
A 215MB grab-bag of myg0t rage sound clips, shared in two RapidShare links back in '07.
A member known as LoRd Ragealot uploaded a large compilation of 'rage sounds' associated with the infamous myg0t group and shared it via two RapidShare links for other CS ragers to use. The thread sits in the Raging and Advertising > Counter-Strike Rages section, a hub for the community's trolling/raging culture, and quickly drew replies and reputation from members looking for the download. It ran to 12 pages, suggesting it was a popular, long-lived resource thread in its day.
So I took the time and uploaded all my rage sounds!! I thought that might be useful for all ragers here!— LoRd Ragealot
Respect Is not bought, its earnt.— laptops
[FkN]Subzero's Rage #1
13 minutes of a guy mic-spamming CS 1.6 kids into oblivion — the forum gave it a 9/10.
SubZero posted a video of himself raging (mic-spamming/trolling) in a Counter-Strike 1.6 server, apologizing that Google Video's compression ruined the audio quality. The thread is classic mid-2000s rage-video culture: members react with approval and light ribbing, SubZero shares a follow-up anecdote about a girl offering to flash if he'd stop, and a couple of regulars (including admin Shifty.) rate the rage and needle him about his actual skill level. It's a small, friendly community moment typical of the Raging and Advertising subforum, with a banned user's post capping off the thread.
this girl told me she would show her breast if I stop. I was like "I am homo".— SubZero
Rofl 13 mins jesus nice sounds your not a very gd player tho.— Shifty.
a really n1 rage. a little hacking would have been n1 too— strang0r
"My Friend" Hijacked Some Steam Accounts... Asking For A Friend
"My friend" hijacked some Steam accounts and now wants to know if the cops are coming — thread devolves into people asking to be given the stolen accounts.
A November 2007 thread in the Counter-Strike Rages subforum where a member asks, on behalf of a suspiciously anonymous 'friend', whether pretending to be a Steam admin to phish and hijack accounts could lead to police involvement. Other members mock the thin 'friend' excuse and reference the poster's earlier paranoid thread about server admins tracking his IP. A staff member chimes in with an actual answer distinguishing account scamming from phishing-hosting, while the thread ends with users half-jokingly asking to be handed the stolen accounts.
LOL!!!! This time it was your friend? In your other thread your asking if a server admin can find out where you live from your IP LMAO! Your so worried about going to prison over CS.— Sideways
You can not get arrested from scamming steam accounts. You can get arrested for using a hosting site to phish accounts though.— Arcade
Just give me the accounts, your friends in deep shit! pm me user/ pass— chrisofwow
First pub rage.. (GoronCity)
A pub-rage video kicks off a classic myg0t vs. Fkn0wned pissing match
A member named GoronCity posted a rage video from a Counter-Strike public server, and the thread quickly turned into a mix of praise from regulars and a running feud with rival forum myg0t. Users like rnie and Legit_Hacks hyped the clip while Bulletwave (posting as a Banned member) talked it down and needled the crew about myg0t, prompting Goron_Elder_Chris to fire back hard. Classic mid-2000s CS rage-video culture: short reactions, inter-forum rivalry, and a banned user still lurking to stir things up.
Nice vid, Sn4fu wtf is your problem, GTFO Fkn0wned— rnie
Snafu is sad because myg0t = shit ragers who can barely annoy people.— Goron_Elder_Chris
Your either one of the washed up hasbeen myg0t kids, or one of the faggy bitches that hang on their nuts.— Goron_Elder_Chris
Rage Kit
The classic 2006 'how to rage' starter pack thread — voice annoyers, sprays, and disposable accounts, all in one post.
A member named ICE} posts a compiled 'rage kit' of tools for winding people up in Counter-Strike servers — voice annoyance software, spray packs, a screenshot uploader, and disposable accounts meant to survive repeated bans. The thread turns into a casual back-and-forth with other members comparing notes on which voice-annoy tool works best and grumbling about a game update messing with their setups. Low-key, chatty vibe typical of the Raging and Advertising section, with regulars ICE}, hacksfreakingrock, and Satan666 chiming in, plus a cameo from site fixture c0ke.
z0mg rage ftw lol— ICE}
Source? Meh.. 1.6 rages ftw.— ICE}
Nothing like getting banned 3,4times in 20 mins before an admin GIVES UP!!— hacksfreakingrock
myg0t Spam Pack - Sound Rage Pack Release
260+ rage sounds in one 632MB pack — the myg0t-flavored soundboard that annoyed a generation of CS servers
A member named hunterbrute224 released a large compilation of 'rage' sounds (audio clips used to spam and annoy players on Counter-Strike servers), styled after the infamous myg0t crew's aesthetic. The thread mixes praise, mild suspicion over the poster's low post count, and comparisons to a similar (smaller) pack previously posted by another member, anarchie65. It ends with a late bump asking for a re-upload after the original file host link died — a common fate for early file-sharing links from this era.
hmmm a user with only 2 posts..... looks suspicous— percentskills
It is just a Spam pack I put together of LOADS of sounds I found— hunterbrute224
wow lol there are really lots! thx man!— anarchie65
AFK in a DM Server: a long-running rage/aimbot-suspicion clip thread
A deathmatch server clip so absurd it kept getting bumped for months
This is the tail end of a long-running Counter-Strike Rages thread built around a clip or story titled 'afk in a dm server,' likely showcasing some kind of ridiculous or suspicious in-game moment (references to being 'AFK' yet still racking up kills hint at aimbot accusations, a classic rage-thread trope). The thread trickled on for months, from late 2007 into early 2008, mostly collecting one-liner reactions rather than real discussion. One member jokingly asked for 'the hack,' underscoring the community's cheat-scene undertone even in a joke thread.
Holy Shit Jaska Give me the Hack plz— aKari
lol nice u must be aimbotting in da serva— FpsZachFighter
this is crazy yo— TALKisCHEAP
s0beit of myg0t rage
A myg0t cheater cross-posts his server-clearing rage clip to fkn0wned — and gets called out for eating a ban on tape
User 's0beit' (posting under handle referencing the s0beit cheat client) shared a Counter-Strike: Source rage video, originally posted on rival forum myg0t, to spice up the Rages section. Commenters recognized the clip from actually witnessing it live in a public server, recalling an admin banning him mid-rage. The thread is a small, friendly bit of cross-forum crossover banter typical of the myg0t/fkn0wned cheat-scene rivalry, ending on a request for the video's background music.
i remember i was playing "i do not hack" and i just saw "[myGot]S0beit has joined the game" i was like FUCK— tracyfan_1
if there is an admin here, you're a bad admin— Goodapollo
Rage Screenshot Compilation vs myg0t
One member dumps a screenshot gallery of years' worth of myg0t rage-baiting, and it lands with a shrug
A member posts a compilation of screenshots documenting rages (provoked meltdowns/arguments) he'd caused over the years on the rival community myg0t, presented newest-to-oldest as a kind of highlight reel. The response is lukewarm at best: banned user 'snafu' dismisses the thread as wasted effort since few on Fkn0wned even understand 'raging' culture, prompting 1000 Club member anarchie65 to sarcastically praise the OP anyway and ask if he had rage videos. It's a small, low-drama slice of the raging/advertising subculture that defined boards like this one.
I did these rages over the years at myg0t.
dont waste your time, nobody here even knows what raging is rifk. except for a few ppl, at the max.— snafu
lol I guess that was fucking raging!! very nice job holy shit!! 10/10— anarchie65
Ownd By Me! - Fkn0wned.Com
Guy posts a YouTube clip of himself cheating on a VAC server and calls it a 'rage' — the forum does not agree.
Saintscrumpy shared a YouTube video of an old cheat (claimed v4, with v5 already in use) running on a Counter-Strike: Source VAC-secured server, framing it as 'raging.' Several members quickly called out that this wasn't a rage at all, just cheat usage, sparking a small semantic debate over what 'raging' actually means on the forum. It's a short, snarky exchange typical of the Raging and Advertising subforum's low-effort clip-sharing culture, ending with a mock-philosophical one-liner from Ex777 and a banned user's empty post.
This is not a rage you fucking retard. but i do like the m4 duelies.— Uncensor3d
Not actually a rage... just you using a hack.— Blaqk
This concept of what the actuallity of rage is, drasticaly degrades my deduction of what I, myself, have come to ascertain of what it infact is.— Ex777
ESEA pug raging
Someone filmed a whole ESEA pug meltdown — ghosting, blocking, spam, and a Head Bussas soundtrack.
A short October 2007 thread in the Counter-Strike Rages subforum where member Goron_Elder_Chris shared a YouTube video of an ESEA pug (pick-up game) descending into chaos — ghosting, blocking, team flashing, and general spam that got other players fuming on voice/chat. A handful of regulars chimed in to praise the video editing and music choice, with one member noting the irony of people raging in a paid ESEA match. It's a small, low-drama clip-sharing thread typical of the board's 'rage compilation' culture rather than a major event.
Not from public servers so it might not appeal to everyone, but has ghosting, blocking, spamming, team flashing.— Goron_Elder_Chris
Wow that was well put together, Head Bussas was a good song for that video lol— Legit_Hacks
Yes you do, which makes the poor kiddies all the more angrier.— Goron_Elder_Chris
Captin's Rage #1
A first-timer posts a 'rage' that's really just a hacking video, and the comments section does not let it slide.
Captin_55 posts his first video to the Counter-Strike Rages subforum, admitting upfront it's more of a hacking montage than a proper skill 'rage' because his mic setup fell through. Uncensor3d repeatedly calls it out as low-effort and off-topic for the section, sparking a heated back-and-forth with Captin_55 defending himself, while waLLa and qwerty54 offer friendlier, more encouraging takes. Longtime member Arcade closes it out with a measured, constructive critique about video quality and content. A small, familiar slice of forum life: newbie posts, gets torn into, defends himself, and a respected regular smooths things over.
man another shit hacking movie. All you done is joined a server with hacks. -10 for rage dont post up another one like this please.— Uncensor3d
lol stfu I heard you the first fucking time.... and yes I know its not so much of a rage— Captin_55
Less hacks, more rage.— Arcade
[FkN] My 12th Rage
Twelve rage videos deep, this poster finally learned to keep it short — team-flashing, voice annoys, and salty kids included.
A veteran poster in the Counter-Strike Rages subforum shares his 12th 'rage' clip (a compilation of trolling/annoying other players in-game), noting his earlier rages were long-winded so he trimmed this one down. This one involved team flashing and voice annoys, screenshotted and hosted via ImageShack. The replies are short, approving comments from regulars calling the victims 'little kids' and praising the rage, typical of the raging-and-advertising culture on the board.
I think they where all 8 year olds— banak
Love the ending comments, good rage.— Arcade
Hacking in ESEA pugs
A caught-on-video 'legit' player gets called out in a paid pug league — cue the sarcastic applause.
A member named Goron_Elder_Chris posted a short YouTube video allegedly showing cheating happening inside ESEA's pay-to-play pug system, framing it as ironic since ESEA was marketed as a clean, anti-cheat environment. The thread is short and mostly mocking in tone, with other members piling on sarcastically about how 'legit' the featured player (referred to as Goron_Elder_Brett) supposedly was. It's a quick, low-drama rage/callout post typical of the board's Counter-Strike Rages section rather than a major saga.
ahahaha very funny owned— scuddzilla
hacking in ESEA is fun and they say like it's impossible to hack in ESEA pugs it's so funny— Jack Bauer
The following footage was taken from ESEA pugs and features Goron_Elder_Brett being legit. LOL, for sure, purely legit.— Legit_Hacks
My First Rage, Finally
A newbie's first CS:S rage video, a rig-brag, and a mysterious 'homemade spray' nobody could name without getting banned.
A member named hunterbrute224 shared his first-ever recorded 'rage' video for Counter-Strike: Source, hyping his new PC specs and apologizing for FRAPS lag. The replies are classic low-stakes forum small talk: a fellow member promising to watch later, a graphics staffer giving mild encouragement, and other members asking casually about the spray and hack used in the clip. It's a snapshot of the site's everyday rhythm — new members posting proud amateur content and getting gentle, familiar feedback from regulars and staff.
My Spray was a homemade one If I post on here I would get banned— hunterbrute224
Pretty good for your first rage— waLLa
It seems like u have 1 hell of a rig there!— cortezfp
Jurassic Park Rage
A dino-themed rage video that made the whole board go 'aww'
A short-lived 'Counter-Strike Rages' thread from late November 2007 where member Goron_Elder_Chris posted a Jurassic Park-referencing rage video ('millions of years of hard work went into this') via a YouTube link. It got warm, low-key positive replies from a handful of members and a staffer, more of a friendly nod than any real drama. Typical of the era's rage/edit video culture on the board, where users shared cheeky clips just to get reactions from regulars.
Millions of years of hard work went into this..— Goron_Elder_Chris
i fucking love u man, made my day <3— MostWanter
Pretty nice man, keep them coming.— Arcade
VAC Rage - Reneg4d3 v5 (CS:S getting owned by VAC)
Guy brags about VAC-banned skins, mod immediately calls it out as a hack post, not a rage
A short, quintessential 'rage' thread from Fkn0wned's Counter-Strike Rages subforum, where user Saintscrumpy posted a YouTube clip (via the Reneg4d3 v5 tag) showing themselves getting VAC-banned, quipping about loving their skins. A moderator, Uncensor3d, shot back that the post violated the rules of the subforum, which was meant for posting rage footage, not for sharing hacks. It's a tiny, two-post exchange, but it captures the everyday policing that went on in these cheat-adjacent boards between showing off and getting called out.
Ownd I love my skins!— Saintscrumpy
you are a complete fuck tard did you not read my post that says post up rage not hacks.— Uncensor3d
Pirate Pillages - 1.6
A GoronCity crew drops a CS 1.6 'Pirate Pillages' rage montage and the shoutbox just says 'lolwut'
A brief, low-key thread in the Counter-Strike Rages sub-board where a member calling himself Goron_Elder_Chris shared a YouTube rage/highlight video titled 'Pirate Pillages,' credited to a group called GoronCity. It only drew a couple of replies, one praising a funny 'little kid' moment in the clip, with the OP giving a shrugging one-word reply. A small, quiet corner of the forum's rage-sharing culture rather than any major event.
That little kid part was pure gold. Thanks— bobbafett07
lolwut— Goron_Elder_Chris
My 1st Rage: G3lmis's First CS:S Voice-Annoy Clip
A first-timer posts his maiden CS:S rage clip — voice annoys, hacks, and one unimpressed critic
A short, low-key thread in the Counter-Strike Rages subforum where member G3lmis shared a screenshot/clip from his first attempt at 'raging' — trolling other players in-game using voice annoys alongside hacks. The only reply, from Legit_Hacks, gave a lukewarm review, noting the victims mostly just repeated themselves. A tiny, quiet slice of the site's rage-clip culture rather than a major event.
I used voice annoys and hacks.— G3lmis
not to bad, a lot of it is them repeating them-selves— Legit_Hacks
[FkN] Rage #11
One guy, a mic, and zero mercy — pure voice-annoy warfare, ranked and screenshotted for posterity.
A member posted a rage screenshot claiming it was achieved using '100% voice annoys' with nothing else, self-consciously noting it was smaller than their other rage threads since voice-only spamming was harder to pull off. A regular named Arcade replied with a brief nod of approval. Classic low-key entry in the Counter-Strike Rages board, where members showcased screenshots of tilted players as a badge of honor.
This was done with 100% voice annoys. Nothing else.
Not bad at all for mic spamming. Good work.— Arcade
my sweet cool picture
A guy posts a MySpace pic captioned 'not a rage, but I am a very creative artist, no?' — the replies are pure dry sarcasm.
A one-image post from member Goron_Elder_Chris, sharing a MySpace-hosted photo with a self-deprecating boast about his artistic talent. It wasn't really a rage thread at all, just a low-effort post in the Counter-Strike Rages subforum, and the few replies it got were short, sarcastic one-liners riffing on his claim. A tiny, forgettable slice of forum filler typical of the section's loose 'anything goes' vibe.
not a rage, but i am a very creative artist, no?— Goron_Elder_Chris
You certainly are— waLLa
Lol, of course you are.— The Moose
Small Collage
A member posts a tiny rage collage in the CS forum and gets a mixed 'good first try'
In this short 2007 thread from the Counter-Strike Rages sub-board, user snuffz posted a small image collage (likely a compilation of in-game rage moments or frag clips). Uncensor3d gave lukewarm but encouraging feedback calling it small but decent for a first attempt, which snuffz corrected by noting it wasn't his first effort. A newly joined, later-banned member leopulse chimed in with over-the-top praise, capping off a low-key, typical filler thread from the board.
yeah way to small but has some rage good first try— Uncensor3d
not my first.— snuffz
EXCELLENT A++— leopulse
CS:Source Pro Gamers Video Thread
Someone posts a 'pro gamer' CS:S clip and the Raging board just shrugs and jokes instead
A short, low-stakes thread in the Counter-Strike Rages sub-board where dark_skillz shares a Google Video link claiming to show top-level CS:Source play. Replies are mostly joking one-liners and mild skepticism, with regulars bantering about whether the clip is actually impressive and even questioning why it's posted in the 'Rages' section at all. Typical filler thread — no real drama, just members passing time and ribbing each other.
that guys good but i bet i could beat him with my source industries— Uncensor3d
They rape but how it this a rage?— waLLa
Pointless thread starter— HaSh
Spamming Macro thing.
A CS:S newbie wants to know how to make his game spam chat automatically — and whether he's allowed to rock the [FkN] tag while doing it.
A short, low-key thread in the Counter-Strike Rages subforum where a member named MrPresident asks how to set up a chat-spamming macro for Counter-Strike: Source and whether the [FkN] clan tag is reserved for an official 'rager team.' Two other members chime in briefly — one suggests binding it or building it into a hack, the other wonders aloud if modifying a hack would make it more likely to get VAC banned. It's a quick, unremarkable exchange typical of the rages/raging board's casual troubleshooting chatter.
make abind or a feature on a hack— mr.N0Nam3
what kind of hack wouldyou need and if you edited the hack would it become more vunerable to being vacced— jd00
Video Game Sounds (HLSS Sound Request Thread)
DJSketch just wanted some retro game bleeps for his mic-spam soundboard — got roasted for not reading the stickies first
A short, low-stakes thread in the Counter-Strike Rages section where member DJSketch asked where to find video game sound clips for use with HLSS (a Half-Life sound spam/soundboard tool). Uncensor3d curtly pointed him to the section's sticky threads instead of answering directly, while Arcade guessed he meant classic arcade sounds like Pac-Man and Doom and offered to help look. The thread fizzles out with DJSketch admitting he didn't actually know how to get sounds working in HLSS in the first place.
try reading the stickey threads in this section before posting dude.— Uncensor3d
I think hes looking for sounds like pac man and doom and all. Video game sounds.— Arcade