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Funniest Pic Competition — 9 Steam Accounts Up for Grabs
A member staked 9 Steam accounts on who could post the funniest picture — cue a wall of early-2010s meme dumps and lolcats.
Grim launched a lighthearted community contest offering 9 Steam accounts as the prize for whoever posted the funniest picture, with a 10-day deadline. The thread turned into a rapid-fire dump of reaction images, lolcats, gifs, and memes from a dozen-plus members, ranging from single images to huge spoiler-tagged galleries. QuaXz's single post ('/thread i win') got a immediate concession from ojj321, effectively ending the contest by consensus rather than any formal judging, and a staff member (Emrys) later called it one of the funnier threads he'd seen.
/thread i win— QuaXz
ya quaz wins....srry guys— ojj321
perhaps one of the funnier threads i've seen— Emrys
Draw NIX's Picture (BFBC2 Key Giveaway)
A staffer bribed the forum with two BFBC2 keys just to see how he'd get memed as a penguin.
A lighthearted community art contest in the Competitions subforum: user th3knif3r offered two Battlefield: Bad Company 2 keys to whoever drew (or found) the funniest depiction of moderator NIX. Members submitted a mix of low-effort MS Paint doodles and random reaction images, several devolving into 'penguin man' pictures as an inside joke, with NIX himself popping in good-naturedly to react. The thread meandered for months (Feb-June 2011, with a stray reply tagged 'Yesterday') without ever declaring a clear winner, a pretty typical fate for these giveaway threads.
Draw Nix from your imagination or whatever you think he looks like— th3knif3r
God, i have a twisted imagination— TwisteD
pimpin I'm gonna be offended by that, twisted LOL and random spam much ?— [FkN] NIX
Monster's Random Task - Stranger
Text a stranger 'I miss you...' and win $10 — welcome to Monster's weekly dare contest.
A member known as Monster, the forum's GFX Manager, launched a recurring weekly contest series in the Competitions section where users complete a silly/awkward real-world dare and post proof for a chance to win a small cash or gift card prize. Week 1's task was to message a random stranger or ex 'Hey... I miss you...' and screenshot the reaction, with bonus points for keeping the conversation funny. Only a couple of replies came in, including one amusing screenshot moment, but the thread shows the lighthearted, prank-driven culture of the forum's competitions area.
I didn't think my side hoe would come on to me like this— kiperxii
Message a stranger on Facebook or Text Message a random phone number, and say "Hey... I miss you..."— Monster
Gaz and Nix Steam Comp 1 — Portal 2 Giveaway Thread
Twenty numbers, one Portal 2 account, and a pile of classic FkN forum banter chasing it.
A July 2011 giveaway thread in the Competitions section where user gazzac (running the comp with 'Nix') offered up an unverified, VAC-clean Steam account with Portal 2 as the prize. Members simply claimed numbered slots 1-20 to enter, with the winner to be announced once all slots filled. The thread doubled as a hangout spot, full of quick number-picks, some crude one-liners, and the usual mix of regular members, VIPs, Smods, and 1K Club veterans dropping in.
ok guys/girls this is for a portal 2 steam account unverified and vac clean just pick the number you want— gazzac
Come suck my cock, faggots.— Ruddified
Good luck to everybody.— mystical
New Year's Four In A Row Tournament
Ringing in the new year the fkn0wned way: a Connect Four bracket in the Competitions board.
A New Year's-themed 'Four In A Row' (Connect Four) tournament thread posted in the Competitions section of the fkn0wned forum. The page is mostly site chrome and navigation with little surviving discussion content, but it marks a lighthearted community event meant to bring members together around the holiday. Typical of the forum's mix of serious cheat/hacking database sections alongside casual social competitions.
Design This the Best! — Junnyerr's GFX Competition Thread
A member launches his own rival sig contest to SOTW — with an Assassin's Creed account on the line and a self-deprecating punchline as the pitch.
This was a short-lived GFX competition thread started by longtime member Junnyerr, pitched as a scrappy alternative to the forum's official 'Sig Of The Week' contest, greenlit informally by Ap3x and TUX. Entrants were asked to design a sig or banner using one of two provided renders of Phil Harris, with the week-one prize being a free Assassin's Creed account. The thread got only a handful of replies — some banter about the quality of the renders and a couple of jokes — before fizzling out after just one entry was posted.
Well this is like SOTW but a nigger is running the show here.— Junnyerr
Brilliant idea for a black guy though :)— pikachu
Are we allowed to use stocks of him? Because those renders you just posted are crap hehe.— Kimmi
Caption This! Competition Rules
The rulebook for fkn0wned's weekly caption contest, laid down by King of Random herself.
A locked, stickied rules post for the 'Caption This!' (CTC) competition in the General > Competitions board, maintained by staff member Kimmi. It lays out formatting requirements for submitting captioned images, voting etiquette (no self-votes, no spam votes), the weekly Monday-to-Sunday submission and voting cycle, and consequences for rule violations up to being banned from the competition. It's a small, orderly corner of the forum showing the community's more lighthearted, creative side alongside the site's hacking/gaming focus.
Have fun and be creative and original. Your skills will improve every time you enter.— Kimmi
Not following the rules will result in being disqualified. Being disqualified multiple times will result in being banned of the Caption This! Competitions.— Kimmi
"First one to add and PM me on Steam gets these coupons"
A free-coupon giveaway thread from the Competitions board, preserved in amber.
A short-lived giveaway thread posted in the Competitions section of the Fkn0wned Forum, offering some kind of coupons to whichever member added and messaged the original poster on Steam first. Typical of the forum's casual member-to-member giveaway culture, mixing gaming and cheat-scene community life with small perks and quick first-come-first-served claims. No lasting drama or notable names attached, just a small snapshot of everyday forum activity.
Competitions Subforum Index
Free Steam keys, PayPal cash, and one truly unhinged 'most gay song on YouTube' contest — welcome to Fkn0wned's Competitions board.
This is the board index for Fkn0wned's Competitions subforum, listing dozens of member-run contests from late 2010 through mid-2011. Regulars like Phenex ran a steady stream of image/meme-caption competitions, polls, and giveaways offering prizes ranging from Steam keys and BFBC2 keys to a free domain name, a shipped bracelet, and even $15 via PayPal. The vibe is classic early-2010s forum culture — goofy meme templates ('Donkey Kong is about to steal your bitch', 'Get the cake without touching the fucking acid'), vote threads, and lighthearted community engagement bait like drawing NIX's face from imagination. PopTart's pinned Hall of Fame thread anchors the subforum as a running record of past winners.
Get the fucking pizza— Phenex
Hurry build your base Gaddafi!— Phenex
Donkey Kong is about to steal your bitch— Phenex
Screenshot of the Week - Competitions Subforum
Every week, one lucky member's screenshot got crowned king of the Fkn0wned front page — here's the whole run of it.
This was the index for Fkn0wned's recurring 'Screenshot of the Week' contest, run out of the Competitions section and hosted by member Kimmi. Each week followed the same cycle — an [ENTRIES] thread, a [VOTING] poll thread, and a [WINNERS] thread — running from late summer through the end of 2009, reaching at least edition #9. It's a small, orderly corner of the forum: rules pinned, a Hall of Fame for past winners, and a steady rotation of names picking up wins along the way.